#snucissa

[sneppu]

i REFUSE to believe for even a moment, for even a SECOND, that Severus Snape isnt just straight up, unironically, Lucius Malfoy's sugar baby. And Narcissa's too, for that matter. A man like Snape? Tall, slim, with memorable and striking features? He is built for fashion. He is born for The Runway™ and Narcissa Malfoy née Black can never resist the urge to dress him up in pretty things any more than Lucius Malfoy can resist buying and watching him wear said pretty things.

Snape may or may not realize it, but he is absolutely, unequivocally, undeniably being sugared out of his mind.

[thatsillything]

A little sunday sketchdump with Severus.

[sneverussape]

…where is severus, lucius?

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post-battle at the great hall

[willwediejustalittle]

These three are extremely meme-able

[picklesonjupiter]

Can we talk about how Severus is portrayed differently in each of his ships?

I read fanfic of him paired with anyone and I've noticed that he is very different in every ship.

[showyourself80]

Masterlist

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**Updated 30/6/2024**

Snarry fics

(In)gemino concubitus. Explicit. 5k words. Harry celebrates his Defence against the Dark Arts mastery with Severus with a nifty spell to turn his lover into three versions of himself at once. Unfortunately Harry is a little careless with his pronunciation and chaos ensues as he is faced with increasing shadows of his lover that keep multiplying unless he can bring the spell to a close. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51137407

2. Whiskey wedding. Mature. 1.4k words. The Control and Regulation of Allocated Partners team at the ministry has assigned Dolores Umbridge to Severus Snape. Unless he comes up with an alternative he will be married to her within the month, which is more than inconvenient considering he's gay. He goes to his friend, Harry Potter, to brainstorm solutions over a bottle of Firewhiskey. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51620209

3. Owned. Explicit. 8k words. Severus snape receives a series of blackmail notes, threatening to expose a deeply held secret. After securing an unbreakable vow from his tormentor to prevent his secret being revealed to the wrong person, he finds himself trapped in an even worse situation- a night at the hands of the blackmailer. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51814885/chapters/131000557

4. Loaded. Explicit. 1.3k words. Harry is behind on his laundry and has a hot date with Severus in a few hours. An unfortunate incident leaves him naked and stuck in the washing machine. Thankfully Severus is a perfect gentleman who is ready to assist Harry with his load. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52447531

5. Ten points to Gryffindor. Explicit. 3.5k words. Ever since Potter came on staff, Gryffindor keep winning points in the house cup- by a huge margin- and no one seems to be able to work out why. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56159128

6. Pink. Explicit. 215 words. A ministry ball, a request from one lover to another, and a pair of perfect lacy panties worn under dress robes inspires a promise. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56430313

7. Cocktail. Explicit. 1.3k words. Part 2 of Pink. Harry gets Severus home after the ministry ball and makes good on his promises. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56471641

8. Sunshower. Mature. 700 words. Was Severus teasing Harry about sunshowers? Or could such an unlikely combination really work in reality? https://archiveofourown.org/works/56762701

9. Needs. Explicit. 400 words. Severus is struggling in Azkaban, and not for the reasons Harry would have expected. Harry is willing to do whatever it takes to keep him sane long enough to see him pardoned. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56828731

10. Stuffed. Mature. 260 words. Severus has no self control. Luckily he has Harry to keep him in line. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56830573

11. Conflicted. Mature. 300 words. Harry's recent choices have unexpected consequences for his relationship with Severus. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56903080

12. Hands free dessert. Explicit. 715 words. It's Harry's birthday, and he has every intention of enjoying it with Severus. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56996473

13. Duality. Explicit. 900 words. Professor/Student, Top/Bottom https://archiveofourown.org/works/57006898

14. Ring. Gen rating. 200 words. Created for the House of Snarry discord server chain game June 2024. Prompt: Ring. https://archiveofourown.org/works/56593723

15. Snarry microfics fest- June 2024 series. 30 unrelated fics, 4.8k words. https://archiveofourown.org/series/4172749

Dramione/ Snucius

The Swap. Explicit. 44.2k words. Lucius keeps forgetting the silencing charms whenever he takes his lover in his office at Malfoy Manor. Hermione has noticed Draco spying on them, and decides to use that knowledge to tease him. Does Lucius really neglect to close the office door properly, or is something else going on https://archiveofourown.org/works/50251648/chapters/126932215

Lucarry fics

Thank you for your gift. Mature. 700 words. Part 1 of the Gift series. Harry and Lucius are working through the mountain of gifts after their wedding, and sorting their thank you notes. One present causes a bit of controversy. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51616246

2. 12 days of Christmas. Explicit. 39.5k words. Cowritten with DCMM. Part 2 of the Gift series. Harry and Lucius are enjoying their first festive period together as a married couple, when they receive an unexpected series of gifts themed around the 12 days of Christmas song. Exploring the wizarding equivalent of a sex toy advent calendar, they work together to discover the identity of the person who has sent this gift to them. Also featuring a side Snaco pairing. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52508185/chapters/132830656

3. Fever dreams. Explicit. 6.5k words. Lucius Malfoy is struck down by a new virulent strain of Dragon Pox, Voldemort's parting gift to the wizarding world. As one of the few individuals immune to the pox, Harry Potter offers his services to nurse Lucius through his illness, and the pair grow closer as a result. How will Draco respond to the saviour of the wizarding world growing close to his father when he had only just lost his mother to the disease just six months ago?https://archiveofourown.org/works/51968551/chapters/131416171

Snucissa fics

Purify. Explicit. 8.7k words. Part 1 of Purify series. Harry Potter has been captured at the Battle of Hogwarts and forcibly taken back to Malfoy Manor. His mother's blood protection prevents Voldemort killing him, leaving him to be tortured for the madman's pleasure. Voldemort tasks Snape with scouring the Hogwarts library for a means to remove the blood protection, and finds the solution in a book combining blood and sex magics for soul purification. The key ingredient is a virgin sacrifice, and luckily Draco Malfoy appears to be the ideal candidate. Can Severus work with Narcissa and Lucius to save their son https://archiveofourown.org/works/51004651/chapters/128861977

2. Afterglow. Explicit. 6.5k words. Part 2 of Purify series. We see the aftermath of the soul purification ritual featured in Purify. Snape must convince Harry to keep the Malfoys safe. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51077752/chapters/129047989

3. The Doctor will see you now. Explicit. 5.2k words. Lady Malfoy has fallen into a deep melancholy, refusing her morning constitutionals and taking to her bed for days. Her husband, deeply concerned, takes her to see Professor Snape, a fertility specialist, after they still have not conceived a year after their marriage. Will Snape's unorthodox methods resolve her case of hysteria? Will he be able to help the couple overcome their inexperience and sustain the Malfoy line? https://archiveofourown.org/works/51761617

Snucius fics

Snape's worst memory. Explicit. 2.7k words.

Snape returns to his dungeon to find Harry snooping through his private thoughts in his personal pensieve. After throwing the brat out, he checks how much of his worst memory Harry witnessed before pausing to watch the remainder himself.

June 1976

It was the worst day of Severus' life. Taunted by a gang of Gryffindors, then he wrecks everything with her. To top it all off he is taunted in the middle of his misery by his own house prefect Lucius Malfoy. Can his day get any worse?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50934349

Snamione fics

Heavenly Hallows. Explicit. 4k words. Hermione desperately needs to relieve some tension, but her usual masseuse has closed their business to go travelling. Luna recommends a discrete practitioner on Knockturn Alley who offers a 'Heavenly Hallows' treatment with full body cloak wrap, hot stone massage and a rather novel wand therapy. Will it be what Hermione is looking for?https://archiveofourown.org/works/51163552

Lucissa fics

On Point. Teen. 300 words. Draco is sick of standing by while his Father parades his 'private sessions' with his personal trainer under his Mother's nose. Determined to expose what really goes on behind closed doors he borrows Harry's invisibility cloak to get to the bottom of matters. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51429127

WORKS/ SERIES IN PROGRESS

Lumione fics

Of Potions and Purebloods. Explicit. 6k words. ***WIP*** Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy are matched up by the new Marriage Law. Will Hermione even speak to Lucius, and will he pick marrying a mudblood or returning to Azkaban? Their mutual friends, newlyweds Severus and Harry, mediate between the two warring parties to try to negotiate a compromise both of them can accept. https://archiveofourown.org/works/52383196/chapters/132514348

Draco/mystery character fic

Portrait. Explicit. 3.7k words. ***WIP*** Draco inherits the Malfoy Lordship after his father dies saving him in the Battle of Hogwarts. He is left to restore the family name and fortunes, taking over malfoy enterprises. His father's study had always been a mystery to him, and with the inheritance of the Lordship ring he is now able to access all the secrets contained within. What will Draco learn about his family, and what will he learn about himself https://archiveofourown.org/works/514496539653

The Lotus series

Growing- Romione pairing. Explicit. 6.9k words. Part 1 of the Lotus series. COMPLETE

Hermione loves to kick back on a Friday night with her friends and a glass of wine. Luna notices something is wrong tonight, and does her best to help her friend through.

A tale of young love, first times, and growing up for the Golden Trio.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49913794/chapters/126012496

2. Blossoming- multi pairing fic. Explicit. 6k words. Part 2 of the Lotus series. ***WIP***

It had been a year since Hermione and Ron split up, and while he had moved on (several times), she had been almost celibate since.

Luna offers Hermione a way to get past from her dry spell, by offering to introduce her to a select members only club with a stringent privacy policy, and a Legilimens to assist new members in finding others who match their interests, rather than the standard dating profile forms.

Hermione isn't at all interested in her love life, but the prospect of finding a powerful Legilimens in Britain for the first time since the war is too enticing to resist. Could she find someone to help her reverse the damage she inflicted on her parents' minds? Is it worth risking Obliviation herself if she decides the club is not for her?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51176419/chapters/129308719

[sorendeimos]

COURTING THE PRINCE ━⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

A Severus Snape-centric Social Media AU

Sick of being single, Severus posts an application for all 6k of his followers to see. Things go sideways when he reviews them on the timeline, live tweets the dates, and more.

Read the SocMed on AO3 here!

Read the SocMed on Twitter/X here > [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4]

So I originally posted this to Twitter/X and it's been a hit, so I went ahead and also uploaded it to ao3. We are currently about to enter part 4 after voting is done and unfortunately, I will NAWT be cross-posting polls, so if you HAVE a Twitter/X, please do go vote on there when votes come up! That's where polls and updates go live FIRST.

All that said, here are a few things to note:

☆ this fic has DIFFERENT POSSIBLE OUTCOMES!

☆ This has different ships including Snily, Snulciber, Jeverus, Snirius, Snupin, Snarity, Snucissa, and Snegulus, if you do not like ANY of those ships, please just move on. I love exploring diff Severus ships and as such, I wanted a way to dip my feet into them all at once.

☆ There will be multiple polls, some with explanations and others with none, to decide what happens with whom!

☆ THERE ARE NSFW PARTS! They are O N L Y posted on Twitter/X on the account @/tenebrisvigemis and they will remain there (unless I decide to lock them on a03, I haven't decided yet)

☆ If you do not vote, do not complain about who progresses! I did not pick the outcomes ON PURPOSE because this is INTERACTIVE.

☆ It takes me time to make each of the parts because a lot of this AU has moving parts ( like Rita's newsletter, the application, etc are all handmade by me and took time to build) not to mention the tweets, scouring the internet for images to use that fit, etc. Updates will likely be slow and/or spread out to make it as clear and perfect as possible, just because they take a while to do.

☆ AO3 WILL SEE THE LEAST FUCKED UP ORDER OF TWEETS. Every single time I have updated, I fucked up something, be it posting a tweet twice, posting the wrong tweet, uncropped whatever. So Ao3 has the version that I have actually been able to make sure everything is perfect and in order properly, whereas Twitter is basically unbeta'd.

☆ This is for fun! Enjoy yourself and lmk your thoughts, your faves, and your hopes! Sometimes your ideas will make it into the socmed! Sometimes they won't if they go a different direction than I have planned, but some little details make it through!

☆ AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! I issue a challenge. Given I will post polls with NO REASON or explanations sometimes, I challenge you to find all the answers to the polls. Where are they hidden? What chapter? What tweet? Who did it? At the end of the socmed, I will issue a prize (TBD) to the person who finds them all!

So please enjoy, lmk your thoughts! Glad to have you all here!

[sp0okerman]

stuff ‘n’ things :)

[saintsenara]

i have two ships for the pile! snape/lucius/narcissa, and luna/pansy 👀

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

lucius malfoy/narcissa malfoy/severus snape

absolutely yes. it's a hot triad!

i've written elsewhere about how i really back both snucius and snarcissa, especially for the way that the power dynamics one might expect to be inherent in them - which is to say that the malfoys might be assumed to have all the authority over snape on the basis of their wealth, class background, and political influence - can actually be equalised into something quite beautiful by the fact that lucius and narcissa are some of the only people in the series who appear to have any understanding of what snape is really like.

smashing these two pairings together - and also respecting the fact that lucius and narcissa clearly fuck - is guaranteed to be hot.

luna lovegood/pansy parkinson

yeah, why not. she canonically likes one blonde with no social skills, what's one more?

[zephahhhh]

Lucius: I want to burn down this world and I will burn with it.

Severus: what happened?

Narcissa: he found a white hair.

[daantihero]

Headcanon: Snape and Narcissa had a Sheldon-Penny from Big Bang Theory kind of relationship. Where he would view her as an older sister figure. She would be one of the very few people he'd let call him by his first name, touch him and mostly not feel downright apalled to be around.

[sneppu]

There are three(3) things one can reasonably expect from the average little boy: 1. bragging about having more of a thing than the other kids 2. bragging that their dad is totally better than all the other dads. Could absolutely beat up all the other dads, even. 3. oversharing the FUCK out of their family's business. anyway, I'm saying that Tiny Draco Malfoy was rolling up to all The High Society Baby Functions™ and whipping out this mega devastating little kid move: "oh, two parents? That's alright, I guess. I have three. Yeah, a whole extra dad, yes. Also BOTH of them could beat your dad in a duel on their own. No, he's not just a family friend, he's definitely also my dad. they all sleep in the same room, on the same bed, every night, like all parents do."

instant K.O. to every other child in the vicinity, immediate supremacy established, effortless superiority in one single move.

The Adults, however, have so many questions.

[sneverussape]

it’s may, it’s may, the lusty month of may 💐

[willwediejustalittle]

Another year another Snape meme

This is a bit older but i am working on lots of new stuff

[alleyskywalker]

NEW Harry Potter Fics

Another Life - 471 - PG - James/Lily AU. Lily and James see their son off to Hogwarts for his first year.

Forgiveness - 612 - PG - Severus/Lucius/Narcissa Severus survives the war, but now he has to face his lovers.

Hail the Bride - 370 - R / Mature - Draco/Pansy Draco is glad his and Pansy's wedding a private affair so he can get to celebrating with his new wife faster.

Hurts Less With You - 1,111 - PG-13 - Draco/Pansy Draco and Pansy share a private moment after the drama of 6th year.

Risk Taking - 1,005 - PG-13 - Regulus/Evan Taking refuge from some cursed rain on a mission, gives Evan some naughty ideas.

Summer Blues - 1,481 - PG - Regulus/Barty, Evan Evan thinks Regulus' newly announced betrothal is what has him down. It turns out to be something quite different.

[danpuff-ao3]

Lu!!!! @luendland, artist extraordinaire! My gosh, I've loved Lu's art from the start! See me, digging through her Tumblr. Stalking every webcomic update. Commissioning art left and right. Squealing to everyone who would stand still long enough about said art commissions. Such talent! And such a joy to work with! Not to mention such a kind and funny person! I am so very glad to know Lu, and also...I really need you to go check out her art, okay?? LOOK AT THEMMM!!!!!

Fallen Marigolds

Snarry webcomic on AO3. LOVE THIS OH GOSH.

Harry, unable to hide his hanahaki affliction any longer, is confronted by the object of his affections, Severus Snape.

Linny + Morning Coffee

This art is so warm and cozy and lovely! It's one of those I love to dig up and just stare at!

Snack + THIRST

Not a ship I'm usually into, but this art had me pause a bit. Look at these 2!!!!

Snarry Smooch

I love this art so much, I bought a print of it for my wall! Look how sweet!! (And all my Snarry feels, oh gosh.)

Snucissa

...ot3 anyone? I didn't think so until I saw this art, anyway!

Bonus: I (wisely) commissioned Lu for 3 pieces! You can check the end of the following fics to admire more of Lu's art (all Snarry, of course!) Lover Boy At Play | Orange Blossoms | Obscene.

for an explanation about Mutuals March, or to figure out why i wrote you a thing, please check out this post.