#my stomach still hurts....

[maurypovichofficial2]

WHY DID 15 YEAR OLD HMU ON GRINDR!!!!!

[saltpepperbeard]

fully losing it over these frames from the beach kiss btw

[foervraengd]

One funny thing with Still Wakes The Deep is that they rly didnt need to add any monsters to make it scary.

they really couldve just base the story on any IRL oil rig disaster and it wouldve been just as terrifying.

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Screaming.

Please do not do this but I just screamed for 30 minutes so here’s what you should know.

Can’t do it continuously for very long, have to stop to breathe (amount of time and breaths it takes to recover depends on how long you hold it)

It is EXHAUSTING. Seriously, if your whumpee has been screaming for more than thirty seconds multiple times, they won’t have ANY energy to fight back against the whumper. My head was hanging down for a bit because I was just so tired. The exhaustion also caused dizziness when I stood up. Also it’s been around five minutes and my throat still hurts super bad.

Oddly, I could still talk, maybe a bit of rasp in my voice but still effectively and fairly easily. (Again, about thirty minutes with tiny breaks)

Seriously when the exhaustion hits, it hits H A R D

Mouth kinda hurts too tbh

Heart beats pretty rapidly during and shortly after

My head hurts

Both hurts and helps to cough

Update an hour later: slightly hurts throat to talk

Moral of the story:

Don’t scream so much that you exhaust yourself,

Make your whumpee scream to the whumpers content

[cupiidzbow]

there’s a lot of things people made for me i haven’t posted recently and i need to get better at sharing them 💔💔💔 but here’s a c0mm from zuzofait on twt that made the soul leave my body 🫶🏽🌼🌊

[disposal-blueeee]

VARGASTOBER - day 28 : fantasy

[nightmarearian]

blood dripped from Poseidon's mouth, red.

red.

the day they overthrew Kronos, child-eater (stomach acid crawling around them, after maw of teeth grazing his small, child body), his golden ichor bled red.

god blood, degraded into a mortal's.

the day Typhon, father of monsters (as big as their father was, as big as the Titans with sharp claws and teeth) ripped out Zeus' tendons, his blood was red.

Poseidon, god of the tides, son of Kronos, looked up at the dark shape stood above him, his own golden trident in his hand, the teeth like prongs drenched in red.

Odysseus is a mortal. was a human.

sharp webbed ears spread out on the side of their head, scales grew around their neck and arms, shining like a coral reef, illuminated by their growing red eyes, that were shrunken to slits.

Odysseus' teeth glinted in the lightning, showing their unnaturally sharp point.

monster.

[stubz]

"...Oh fudge." Max mutters

"What?" Kim asks helping a youngling put on their shoes

"Lux is gonna blow a gasket. Get the report ready." Max mumbles sprinting over to the Irascor watching the scene unfold before him.

Gylka was playing next to Lux when his little tail accidently knocked over the bigger youngling's fort. The apex predator's face slowly turned purple with rage before he roared and leaped towards Gylka.

"LUX!" Max shouts just as he catches the ape mid jump. Twirling he sits down on the ground hard and immediately traps the youngling in a bear hug, pressing Lux's back firmly to his chest.

"HE BROKE IT! HE BROKE MY FORT! HE BROOOKE IT!!" screams Lux clawing at Max's arms trying to break free and grab the other youngling.

"I saw the whole thing Lux, it was an accident." Grunts the human, wincing as the youngling's claws dig into his arms

The youngling ignores Max, screaming and roaring at Gylka who is carried away by a cooing Kim, soothing the frightened child.

.

Minutes pass and the other younglings watch from a safe distance Lux thrashing and biting their other teacher.

"Lux, it's okay it was an accident." Nova, a small tighalax, creeps forward trying to calm her fellow classmate.

"We can build a new fort-"

"Woah there!" Kim yelps swinging the feline like youngling by the scruff away from Lux's swiping claws.

"Lux!" scolds Max.

"Let's, uh, give Lux and Max some space alright kids?" Kim says ushering the kids away. 'Call parents?' she mouths

'Just report it' he mouths back

..

Max has to restrain Lux till his parents come, which after the time the Captain came to pick up Nova.

"Papa!" she squeals leaping into his arms purring.

"...Max...Lux." he awkwardly greets the human on the ground bear hugging the hissing apex.

"Heya Captain!" Max grins, wincing as Lux thrashes against Max for the thousandth time.

"Lux got mad cause Gylka accidently broke their fort but it was an accident! And Gylka said sorry." Nova said looking pointedly at Lux.

"He broke it!" Lux screams

"...is this the first time this has happened?"

"...no."

"Max...if you need help ask me. You don't have to suck it up." Captain mutters glancing at the youngling in the human's arms.

"...really? You can...do that?"

"If its a problem, which it looks like it is, and you have proof of this happening 3 or more times then absolutely."

"Lux your parents are here!" Nova shouts looking at the Irascor couple.

"...so what'll it be?"

"...please help." the human sighs.

...

"So its official, Lux is gone, transferring to a centre that's specialized in caring for kids who need more one-on-one care like them." Kim sighs cracking open a iced tea.

"Is it bad I'm happy?" Max mutters fiddling with the bandaids on his arms.

"Listen, Lux needs attention and care that we just can't give. We're not trained for that. Also the parents kinda sucked." she hands him a coke

"Yeah...man I'm happy the Captain did that."

"I'm happy Nova so brutally told the truth to Lux' parents, did you see their faces? Priceless." Kim laughs remembering how eagerly the feline told the parents all of the thing Lux did when he got too upset.

"No one's more brutal in truth telling than a child." Max grins

"She's the reason why I cut back on the snacks, she literally came up to me and patted my stomach saying that I must be eating for two. she called me pregnant Max! With that sweet little smile on her face!"

He snorts his coke and laughs through the choking.

(you have @cmstars2 to thank for this one. if its bad blame them for their ask which fueled me write this at 2am)

[ronnabyte]

garmadon devouring his son ,HAPYP BIRTHDAY @dynamo-roll3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[howsdeanshole]

still thinking about this but imo it WOULD injure deans masculinity to have his ass eaten but i think cas would do it with enough enthusiasm that dean would be reluctant to make him stop. i think it would injure deans masculinity to receive pleasure in any atypical non heteronormative way but again. cas is putting his money where his mouth is.

[jojo-the-bird]

[slavicafire]

it is such a wonderful feeling, to come home to your own place and your cosy bed and your little kitty cat after spending time with your loud and messy family. changed into my favourite pyjamas, lit my favourite candles, sat down to drink coffee and watch something with the love of my life - before the weight of the world and every day nonsense returns.

there is only one issue here: after three days with my family, even though I am so happy to be home, I miss my little brother so, so much. spending time with him is always the highlight of every family gathering and these holidays were especially amazing, and I am just very sad that he's not here now and I have to text him instead of being able to go into the room next to mine to smack him across his stupid little head for no reason

[bericas]

lydia & tracy | cool about it

[mawrjexel]

There are a lot of fanfics seen where they say that Damian looks a lot like his dad but Damian is a copy of his mother??? (physically)

I mean, queen talia is right there, he has Talia's eyebrows, skin color, eyes and cheekbones, I don't really see Bruce there.

EVEN THE SHAPE OF THE FACE SAFASFADSTDFS

I love when Damian is drawn looking like Talia, I LOVE THAT THEY MAKE DAMIAN WITH BROWN SKIN AND HE JUST LOOKS A LOT LIKE TALIA U KNOWFD EFUPWE

most of ("most of" stands also for duke, I haven't forgel abt my king) the batkids look like bruce because they are white with blue eyes and black hair, cass doesn't have blue eyes but she still looks like bruce and stephanie is blonde but she still white with blue eyes sooo Damian kind of creates a contrast with all of them since he doesn't look like Bruce and he is the only biological son

Also I think that it represents the duality of the character since he does not want to be a murderer like his mother and grandfather but he looks a lot like them (physically).

I feel like he sometimes avoids looking himself in the mirror because he looks a lot like his mother (he doesn't hate her but there is a certain disdain towards her for all those years of abuse when she was young and it's understandable, he's never going to forgive her completely and he is afraid of becoming like her or her grandfather)

[chelseasdagger]

i’m at work and a guy just body shamed me and sexualized me in the same sentence. i wanna go home

[daylighteclipsed]

Nomura please how long do we have to wait for Sora to remember/realize Riku was the light in the darkness that saved him in KH3