#mod kazoo

[ask-saiki-and-friends]

Mera, what do you think about the psychic who... is not psychic, because come on, it would be absurd for Saiki to be psychic, wouldn't it? Haha ha...uh...

Mera: I'm sorry, I'm kind of busy right now (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

(Ask Mera about her day?)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Gently Waving A Guy Over At The Club Just To Say “I Only Wanted To See If Youd Obey”

[ask-the-luna-knight]

I wanted to make this for a while From left to right With the bite of a shark Jungle Beast Shark Ranger @ask-the-out-buck-pony Lightningdragon Storm Ninja Ranger @ask-golden-dragon-ranger-pony Purple Lightning Storm Ninja Ranger @ask-purple-power-ranger-pony Powered by the Alicorn Amulet The Luna Knight (me)

[dyscalculia-culture-is]

Dyscalculia culture is when you realize you don't know when any historical events happened because your brain would just skip over the dates mentioned every time 💀

"this happened 7366 years before this!" I literally don't know what that means 💀

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[juicezone]

- wings like stardust

- when alligators fly

- idk i’m so bad at coming up with titles sorry skskfjf (this isn’t a real one)

- tuning a harmonica (brain why /silly)

Wing like Stardust:

Third year in the academy, and Fischer still can’t make heads or tails of star charts apart from the basic one, let alone ones made as ships travel into unknown territory. They’re failing, they’re frustrated, and they’re mildly insulted when the instructor suggests they work with a “star student” (the pun wasn’t funny) from their second year class.

Cade is a little put off by Fischer’s distance and mood. He’s not put off at all when Fischer gets so worked up during an attempted study session that they burst into tears. The two of them turn the study session into connect the dots- dragonflies, apples, bunnies. And if imagining the star charts the pattern on a dragonfly's wing somehow happens to help Fischer pass the next exam? Well… that’s just a coincidence, surely.

When Alligators Fly:

Restless and feeling lonely, Rory can't quite seem to get comfortable in bed. He's tired though, but sleep just doesn't seem to come! And Capri isn't back for another week or so. He gathers up his pillow and blanket for a "sleepover" in the living room, right next to his music box. He puts in one of the music discs that Capri had recorded for him, chock full of stories of her adventures.

It's a soft, comforting story. This particular one tells of a place she'd gotten to once before, and not since. A mystical place, with sheep quite literally as soft as clouds and creatures who dwelled in dungeon-like monuments. All sorts of beasts roamed the skies- after all, this doman was almost nothing but sky! Sheep and cows (or at least, they looked like it!) were winged, though several creatures looked like nothing she had seen before. The story-Capri remarks, "With everything I've seen, what's next? I'll turn and see a 'gator fly out of the swamps!"

Tuning a Harmonica:

Much to his own delight and everyone else’s misery, Ward comes back from a visit to an arcade with the most neon plastic harmonica any of them have ever seen. With two weeks of shore leave having just started the day before, Bones resigns himself to two weeks of “musical genius”. Of course, he wouldn’t dare deny the rest of their that opportunity as well, much to the dismay of Kirk and Spock (especially Spock).

(And if they don’t realize until the last day that Cooper hadn’t ditched as soon as he saw Ward’s gleeful ticket trade- well… they’re only lucky until Ward catches his sib to make up for the missed performances.)

[terrible-monkie-kid-aus]

Au where Red Son is just replaced by the kazoo kid and it’s played completely straight

[fallen-urls]

[autumnmist101]

Random Individual Hermit Head-cannons

Xisuma: Voidwalker

Keeps pictures of his favorite moments from each of the hermits' first seasons.

Void searched for Pearl and Jimmy specifically. Did this right after Grian explained his backstory and that he didn’t know if his siblings were alive.

Adopted both Mumbo and False in season two, but at separate times. They don't talk about it much though. ______________________________________________________________

VintageBeef: Cow hybrid

Makes the best deviled eggs anyone has ever tasted. ______________________________________________________________

Mumbo: Had a phase where he was a bunny hybrid (have a shpeel about it but that's too long for this post)

Would wear a fake mustache when he was too young to grow one. (The others found it adorable)

Second person to find out about Grian's backstory ______________________________________________________________

Gem: Hybrid forms: Tropical fish/sea creature, Fox, Deer, Elf

Confronted/nearly killed Scott during an Empires' meeting after hearing that he abandoned Pearl in DL.

Can't use chopsticks. Makes them shish-kabob sticks instead.

Loves ice-skating dates (platonic) with Pearl.

If she can't plays at least one T-Swift song on a road trip. Then she's the only artist the car gets to listen to when heading back home.

Protective as heck when she finds out someone's sick. (Nurse mod Gem activates)

Harder punches mean more love, and Gem is, according to many, a 'very affectionate' hermit. >:D

Twin of Fwhip, sister of Sausage. ______________________________________________________________

Bdubs: Hybrids- Bug, Glare, Horse

Can NOT have energy drink. Will be constantly building, and answering anything via screaming. Not to mention, won't be able to shreep. ______________________________________________________________

Scar: Hybrid forms: Vex and Cat.

Has a chewing necklace he loses constantly

An amazing cook despite the kitchen being on fire.

Has wheelchair and cane accessories from his friends. ie. wheelchair handle spikes from Gem, heated Star Wars themed cane handle from Grian.

Bursts into Disney songs at ANY reference he hears.

Jellie trained Katy Bee to carry a mini first aid box on her collar for Scar. ______________________________________________________________

Tango: Blaze-born

Raised by phoenixes.

Left home to be on his own. The portal he took to the overworld put him in a snow biome. Nearly froze before Zedaph found him.

Can actually hover, but usually forgets about the ability.

When needing in a tight space, will create a whisp of fire that he will then possess to fly into that space.

Cried for at least an hour whenever a Ravager died in DO2.

Freaked out when Pearl first tried to eat a red-stone torch and immediately taught her red-stone safety, as well as started using it. (Wants to be a good influence <3)

Still believes in Santa

Can play just about anything on kazoo.

Will NOT play Star Wars or Disney songs on the kazoo. ______________________________________________________________

Zedaph: Sheep hybrid.

Big Chappell Roan fan

Sunburns easily

Kicked out of a cult of lambs due to constantly calling the god they worshipped "Waiter" instead of "The one who waits".

Found Tango half frozen on a mountain. ______________________________________________________________

Impulse: Cast out from the nether realm for befriending too many humans.

Organizer of the Hermit Parent Club. Usually plans out field trips, pun offs, and when it's bring your kid to the server day.

Still has his first soup bowl of season 9.

Was standing right beside the cactus Skizz fell in when he was kicked out of heaven.

Helping Skizz out- "I'm an imp. My name's Impulse. What's your name, man?" ______________________________________________________________

Skizz: When meeting Impulse- "Mine's Skizzleman! I'm an Angel!"

Knew Impulse would be his best friend after that moment.

Can do a great Doodlebob impression

Cast out of heaven for being bad at making things. Not just alive things. All things.

The last straw for them was when he tried to make a Tasmanian devil. He did not know what a Tasmanian devil was. . . . He still does not know what a Tasmanian devil is.

When cast out was purposely thrown onto a cactus where he was found by Impulse. (They really didn't like his last creation) ______________________________________________________________

Joel: Hybrid forms- Wolf, Red Panda

Definitely NOT nervous around needles. Only babies, and Jimmy, are nervous around those.

Wears his Mazelean crown when he misses his friends in empires.

Constantly writes to Lizzie in whatever server she's on. Also keeps a small bottle of her perfume on his bedside table.

Can feel when another Life game is coming. (Sixth sense almost)

Has a dart board with Scott's face on it that he, and sometimes Pearl, use to prepare for the next games.

NOT scared of giant birds or any birds for that matter. That's for losers. And DIDN'T scream when he first saw Jimmy's canary wings. ______________________________________________________________

False: Eagle avian

Enjoys hunting rabbits/Joel in her free time.

Teases Mumbo about his crush on Hot Guy.

Has won countless rap battles

Can, in fact, smell fear ______________________________________________________________

Etho: Sings Barbie girl in the shower

Carries tools on him at all times

Keeps a Big Bro <3 bracelet from Gem in his vest pocket ______________________________________________________________

That's all for now. I have others; however, they were too long to be included in this post. I do intend to expand/story-fy a couple of these ones though, hopefully in the near future. Anyways, hope you enjoyed! <3

[outerwilds-events]

Well, Campfire Fest was an absolute blast. We had 18 participants and 65 submissions. This is a huge accomplishment that all of you made together! Thanks again to everyone who participated, it wouldn't have been such a great event without you. Major kudos to @noofl, @poisonhemloc, and @sawyer-is-eepy for submitting something for every day of the fest week during fest!

Honorable mention to @unnamedpebble for submitting something for every day of the fest week with the late submission period. Links to each days works are below the cut. If you haven't had the chance to peruse everything you really should. Everyone did such a great job and I continue to be so impressed with how talented this fandom is.

Be on the look out for more information on mod applications and on the winter event!

Day 1: Hourglass Twins, Angst, Slate, Locating the Eye

Tugging the Tether by @sawyer-is-eepy (fic)

Hour Glass Twins Warp Tower by @660percent (art)

Okay Maybe There Was One Death From The Space Program by @poisonhemloc (fic)

A Ship In Need of Repair by @carolkinopf (comic)

Bitter Medicine by @noofl (comic)

broken window by @tippertot (fic)

Campfire Fest 2024 Day 1 by @jellyfish-grave (comic)

Assurances by @merrydock (fic)

The Arrow of Time by @spitzyyyy (fic)

dropped in a canyon (help has now arrived) by @tksfandomhellhole (fic)

Post Feldspar's Disparition Slate by @unnamedpebble (art)

Time Stops for No One by SpaceMange (fic)

Day 2: Timber Hearth, Fluff, Hornfels, Music

Revelations by @sawyer-is-eepy (poem)

Hornfels - The Astronomer by @unnamedpebble (art)

What if Hornfels Didn't Know How to Whistle by @noofl (comic)

If You're Going to Play around a Campfire (You gotta have a Fiddle in the Band) by @poisonhemloc (fic)

Technically Kazoos are after Mirlitons Timeline-wise But by @poisonhemloc (fic)

a favorite of the formerly deceased by @spitzyyyy (fic)

Campfire Fest 2024 Day 2 by @jellyfish-grave (comic)

Child of the Stars by spacemange (fic)

Artistry by @merrydock (fic)

anti-fall tarp by @tksfandomhellhole

Day 3: Brittle Hollow, Hurt/Comfort, Gossan, Warp

Gossan by @unnamedpebble (art)

Gossan by @noofl (art)

Good Thing No One is Watching the Black Hole and About to Freak Out by @poisonhemloc (fic)

Brittle Hollow/Warp by @660percent (art)

warp to me by @tippertot (fic)

Untitled by @sawyer-is-eepy (art)

Campfire Fest 2024 Day 3 by @jellyfish-grave (art)

you're lucky they won't remember this by @spitzyyyy (fic)

Day 4: Giant’s Deep, Humor, Prophy, Sap Wine

Porphy and the Good Stuff by @cobaltbluesu (art)

Small Doodle by @noofl (comic)

This is a Speed Running Strat by @poisonhemloc (fic)

it do go down by @tksfandomhellhole (fic)

Porphy Tasting their Favorite Batch of Sapwine by @unnamedpebble (art)

Humor, Porphy, Sapwine by @jellyfish-grave (comic)

Behold! Sapwine! by @sawyer-is-eepy (comic)

Reflection under stormy green skies by CrimsonQuill086 (fic)

Thanks for Being my Time Buddy by SpaceMange (fic)

Day 5: Dark Bramble, Horror, Solanum, Ghost Matter

Noooo Hatchy by @unnamedpebble (art)

Our Friend with Ghostmatter by @noofl (art)

I Like to Think They are More Salamanders Than Fish by @poisonhemloc (fic)

The Horrors of Basic Biology by @tippertot (fic)

Solanum by @jellyfish-grave (comic)

Horror by @sawyer-is-eepy (comic)

Horror by @sawyer-is-eepy (art)

The Day After the End of the World by @tksfandomhellhole (fic)

Day 6: Space Station, Romance, Hal, Time Loop

White Hole Station by @unnamedpebble (art)

Hal and the Hatchling by @noofl (art)

Space Station by @660percent (art)

Space Station, Hal, Time Loop by @lutiaskokopelli (art)

River Chats by @poisonhemloc (fic)

If You Can't Talk Someone into Being Your Weighted Blanket Homemade is Fine by @poisonhemloc (fic)

Romance by @2isted-chocol8-art (comic)

Hal the Pal by @sawyer-is-eepy (art)

My future is in the forest of the stars by CrimsonQuillo86 (fic)

Day 7: Open Prompts

Time Buddies for the Soul by @unnamedpebble (art)

Don't Worry Guys They're All Fine by @noofl (comic)

Trailblazer 1 by @cobaltbluesu (comic)

Just a Weird AU Started by a Fall Out Boy Song by Fallout Boy (@poisonhemloc) (fic)

Universe by @2isted-chocol8-art (art)

Let's Walk Together by @jellyfish-grave (art)

Final Day by @eldritchcats (art)

Good-bye Campfire Fest by @sawyer-is-eepy (art)

The Divergence Hypothesis by @tksfandomhellhole (fic)

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Jonny has a surprising amount of kazoos as backup in case someone steals his harmonica. This is more of a deterrent from people stealing his harmonica, since kazoo is much worse. One of the others once called him “Captain Kazoo”, a name he embraced because they were actually calling him captain, but for that reason, the nickname was quickly abandoned by the crew.

i love this. "First Mate Kazoo-"

"Go back to the old one >:("

-mod fen

[bluestonewings]

The PWHL YouTube chat mod is hysterical. Game has gone 0-0 into double OT. “I have off work tomorrow because there’s no game we can go all night”. Someone called her a bot and she responds “bestie. I’m a person” and has taken it personally ever since. “If we hit 20k streams i break out the kazoo”. People are trying to guess her favorite team via her favorite color. YouTube gal if you see this you are the funniest mfker alive and I love you.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: 1 4M NOT G4SL1GHT1NG YOU. 1 4M LY1NG TO YOU. G4SL1GHT1NG 1MPL13S 4 L3V3L OF 3FFORT TH4T 1 4M S1MPLY NOT PUTT1NG 1N. D3C31V1NG YOU DO3S NOT R3QU1R3 MUCH

[oscconfessions]

i desperately want to know the genders/pronouns of the showvember again contestants specifically just for the sake of gijinkas

hello anon. it is i. the #1 showvember fan ever. mod 🫒 of oscconfessions.with the goods.

popcorn is canonically she/her and female, BUT she was referred to with he/him and masculine terms in season 1 episode 6. this was likely an accident, as showvember planning documents list popcorn as she/her only. many interpret this as she/he or transgender popcorn :3

philip he/him butter he/him map he/him vegetable any pronouns cd she/they and transgender spray nozzle she/her keypad they/she bill he/him pirate hook he/him beanie he/him rotten apple he/him (wallace too) nutty he/him

for showvember again, it’s a bit more difficult since we don’t have most of the original character concepts or the planning spreadsheet. take these with a grain of salt!

skin of a grape - he/him (could've misheard "'em" as "him" (episode 4)) memory card - he/him pop - she/her kazoo - she/her pencil - unknown (not a girl) cactus - he/him tomato slice - he/him google chrome - unknown curling stone - unknown lotus - he/him safe - she/he (could've misheard "this" as "his"(episode 1)) branchy - he/him fish n chips - he/him box cutter - they/he scepter - he/him red red wine - he/him chatterbox - he/him popcorn jr. - he/him

-🫒

[rosetheocto]

From either season of Failtopia, what characters besides Hank and Mar do you think could have solid potential as the new Dark Lord/ Curse—or just as a general antagonist—in a hypothetical swap?

OOO this is a good ask!! I love theorizing about this series, especially the identity of the Mysterious Dark Curse Who Possessed Mr. Behemoth Screamith And Got Flung Aside And Died/Got Possessed(??) For Hank’s 2nd Villain Arc!!

I am 100% in on the Mystery Curse being Dr. SHOOK!! The only lore he had before being scrapped is that he canonically knew about the 4th wall!! and him being a forgotten character works flawlessly with Hank’s whole “Dan how could you forget all these characters/games you’ve played I hate you grrrr >:((” thing!! Gonna rq promote Gnome’s post on it since she explains it better and Mystery Curse SHOOK gives me life. also I think that if Dark Curse Shook is canon and Lanc comes back in S3, I can see SHOOK holding a personal grudge in a similar way Sharc-Chan did with Shrimp! Unlike Shrimp though, Lanc actually was meant to be a replacement for Shook! An unintentional replacement, but a replacement nonetheless. I think there could be some good potential for the Mystery Curse if Dan is smart enough to remember this super obscure character from the first half of S1 Episode 2 (which knowing him.. I doubt lmaoo), ALSO also I think that if S3 is modded (which it 100% will be) he could be the in-universe reason for it!! He’s a scientist so I’m sure he knows his ways to mess with the code of the world.. and him adding new stuff to this game is certainly a way to get The Incident’s attention :]

wow that’s a lot of thoughts I have for someone who looks like this

ANYWAY Kazoo Man could also be a fun twist! I don’t think it’s realistic at all but I think both the main villains of S2 being former victims of Mar could be a take with a lot of potential :0

As for hypotheticals, when Failtopia S2 first dropped and we weren’t in Neksdor yet, I was kinda hoping for C!Fail to be the Dark Curse! thank Kronkui Dan didn’t do that, but him and Mar mirroring each other would’ve been cool and I still think about it sometimes, it could be a fun AU!

And I mean even if the Mystery Curse is a new OC we haven’t seen before, that’s alright too!! either way this stupid blue piece of garbage (affectionate) is SUPER interesting to me and he got kinda robbed of his villainy!! Dan bring him back and my life is yours!!!!!! /ref

[lovelylivelyv]

Beware This Person

Before we begin, obligatory disclaimer: do NOT harass the person I am about to bring up. I don’t want things to spiral out of control and I am simply here to warn you guys about a potentially harmful person I advise you stay away from. Ok? Good. Also a TL;DR is at the bottom of the post just in case.

It has been brought to my attention that someone I had beef with on Discord took to Tumblr and has been badmouthing me for months. Sidetable-Drawer (also one of the mods on Hottoepecker) and I met in a Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends server though I came across her blogs around the same time. We initially got along well, but then I noticed her behavior would change when it came to disagreements. It got to the point where I felt she was getting extreme, and she blocked me shortly before leaving the server entirely. I thought that would be the end of it, but I find out that two months after she left the server (and two months before the post was sent to me with monthly reblogs), she made an entire rant about two sides of the fandom. However, I noticed for one particular side she seemed to talk less about the side in general and moreso one person, and that person is me. Since she blocked me and made me powerless to defend myself on the post itself, I’m here to warn you all about her behavior.

The post is about how the “Bloo is basically Cartman” and “Bloo did nothing wrong it’s everyone else’s fault” sides of the Foster’s fandom are really annoying. But when she talked about the latter, she brought up multiple things I did specifically, in addition to how her saying she won’t pretend Bloo is an UWU Soft Baby or whatever was something she only started saying after I had the audacity to claim…that the rest of the main cast are flawed individuals that likely don’t understand the weight of their actions against Bloo (ex. excessive yelling, hitting, double-standards; for more info watch The Hidden Pain Of Blooregard Q. Kazoo). For the record, I never claimed “Bloo did nothing wrong”, I only claimed “Bloo deserved better”. But enough about that, I’m going to point out the tip-offs that give away she’s using me to cover up how she’s actually a bully.

“Guys he's just a goofy little asshole who's fun to watch (most of the time) but sometimes needs to be thrown against a wall.”

-She said this a notable amount of times in the Discord server and it sounds unironic. I don’t want to read into this too much, but I firmly believe children don’t deserve to be abused. Yet I’m the demonizer?

“He’s got his own problems…but it also doesn’t justify him being a jerk.”

-I never said his reasons make it ok for him to be a jerk, all I said was he has reasons for acting out. Understanding is not the same as excusing. This is also the same person who thinks Mac was in the right for abandoning Bloo twice but three a fit when Bloo dared to “cheat” on Mac with another kid later on (she can believe it if she wants, but I find it funny that she makes excuses for Mac while having a zero-tolerance policy for Bloo).

“I've seen some people come up with BS takes defending everything Bloo does and throwing every other character under a bus and demonizing them (we had an entire video post about FRANKIE derailed with a reblog about how everyone is "too mean" to Bloo. Please make a new post for your bad takes)”

-As I said above, the first half is not true. Sidetable-Drawer specifically accused me of demonizing them when I explained how leaving Bloo to die in the pilot episode despite mustering the courage to save Mac mere seconds later was the catalyst for his behavior. As for the other…yeah, I derailed one of her threads (because she mentioned Bloo was being a little shit for wanting credit for a rescue), but it was one time. A singular time. This is hypocritical of Sidetable-Drawer to complain about because she’s guilty of doing the exact same thing MULTIPLE times. She not only derailed Bloo conversations to gush about Mac, but also invaded Gloo shipping spaces and constantly called me and others disgusting proshippers over a HEADCANON. Here are some screenshots of Sidetable-Drawer’s continuous derailments, as well as others trying to get her to stop ship-policing: (for privacy sake I’m blocking out all pfps and usernames aside from mine but will put “SD” next to Sidetable-Drawer’s messages)

So much for not burning me at the stake. Imagine calling my opinions bad takes when she’s the one actively harassing others over a ship she can’t accept is genuinely harmless, simply because it doesn’t fit her interpretation of a tweet Craig McCracken made. I’ve talked many times about how the aging thing is not necessarily set in stone for Bloo because of the existence of loopholes (Land Of The Flea) and the implication that Mac’s subconscious reason for creating Bloo was to have the big brother Terrence should have been, so I’ll just leave it at that.

“He's a funny jerk. Sometimes you just have to leave it at that.”

-Mac is a happy little kid, you could just leave it at that too. But you love to dissect how he’s a powerful character for coming out of his trauma a better person and theorizing how Mac’s life used to be before the show’s events. Why shouldn’t Bloo’s complexity be talked about? It sounds like you take issue with the idea that Bloo can be as layered as his peers.

“People are allowed to like Bloo but people are also allowed NOT to like him for these reasons, and you have to deal with it.”

-Then why did you accuse me of demonizing the main cast for saying the others needed to do better too? Why did you harass Gloo shippers to the point of trying to guilt-trip them out of shipping it? YOU’RE the one who’s not allowing people to think differently from yourself.

“(In the tags) Sometimes I remember that horribly squicky ‘Bloo Defense’ video and die a little bit. Sometimes you need to back up and tell yourself…it’s JUST a drawing :p”

-Ship-policing wasn’t enough for you, now you’re policing character analyses just because my view is wildly different from yours. How would you feel if someone told you that for saying Mac deserves better? You yourself are adamant against using “it’s just a cartoon”, but I guess you have no issue using it when someone else’s opinion doesn’t fit your idea of how things should be. Also if you really hated my video that much, you could have left a comment on the video proper instead of dragging my name in the mud for months.

All of this happened over simple disagreements I tried to be polite about despite her ignoring boundaries and shaming others time and time again. Normally I don’t respond to hate comments, but after having to deal with Sidetable-Drawer’s behavior on Discord for months and eventually finding out how she went out of her way to mock me and leave me powerless to defend myself, I knew I had to speak out about all this. If anybody figured out she was actually talking about one person and knew it was me, I could have been harassed. If I can help at least one person avoid being on the receiving end of her bullying, so be it.

TL;DR A Foster’s Home fan vilified me for having a different perspective, disguised a Tumblr post and subsequent reblogs targeting me to be about another group of Foster’s fans, and I’m warning others to stay away from her so they don’t go through the same thing if not worse.

[zhaozaipalooza]

Zhaozai Palooza 2023 Prompt Results

And the results are in! Thank you to all 24 respondents for your interest and for keeping me on my toes with some last-minute poll adjustments!

As is tradition, the popularity of several prompts has forced some tie-breaking decisions. Of course, if you recognize that this mod has made a decision but choose to ignore it and create for the prompt of your preference, not gonna fault you for it.

So, without further ado, here are your Prompts for the 2023 Zhaozai Palooza! *cue the party kazoos*

July 29 - Prison | Wild West AU July 30 - Spirit Shenanigans | Food July 31 - Oops! Only One Bed | Murder Most Foul August 1 - Step-Parent | Someone Else's Wedding August 2 - Cold Water | "Why don't you say it to my face?" August 3 - A Night on the Town | Desperate Measures August 4 - Duty | Running Out of Time