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he-calls-me-kitten · 2 years ago

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Ah, thank god <33

Since I don't have the balls to write this myself -- what about the bros with a very flirtatious reader-? One that just teases them non-stop throughout the whole day, and the bros punish them for it-?

(Ik this is a rlly boring idea but AKSKDKSNS)

First of all, it's not boring AT ALL! Do you know how much I love it when MC takes charge??? And this right here???!!! THIS IS GOLDEN HEHEHE! We need more confident flirty representation okay!!

No Rest for the Loving

Seriously you could be the biggest tease in all three realms. They thought they had seen everything with Asmo, but lo and behold, came along you. It was quite literally, getting harder to live with you in the same house. But there's only so much they can hold back until their patience runs out.

Lucifer face palms as you take a seat on his lap, offering to 'help with paperwork'. You've not even shifted yet, but he's already stimulated - knowing your cheeky tricks. And the fact that you've been constantly doing it the entire day. First in the meeting room and now in his room.

"You look extra tired. Look at all the lines on your forehead." You hold his face tenderly, pretending to kiss it better. "Ahaha, you look so much better when you're flushed red."

"Hmph, is that so?" Lucifer glanced up towards his door to see if it was locked. "In that case, you might look better like this." Papers flew and pens and quills scattered and fell off the desk as he placed you on it and laid you down.

You brace yourself as he grinds against you mercilessly. You throw your head back when you're almost at your climax and then he pulls back. You groan into your hands because you know he won't be relieving you for a while.

Mammon grumbled under his breath as he hung from the ceiling, waiting for you to stop laughing. "Are ya done laughing your head off yet? Can you get me down already?"

"Oh come on, you're asking me to go against Lucifer's orders to keep you like this, atleast let me have my fun won't you?" You cooed, running a finger down his chiselled abs exposed from hanging upside down.

"Oi! I told you to stop that! This is the fourth time! What's with you and my stomach anyway?!" He blushed furiously, his skin on fire from your fingers.

"I just like how it feels." You answered cheekily, as you untied him from the ropes. "Now there, all done. Now we're even."

"No..." You were about to leave when you felt his arm wrap around your waist, the other hand cupping your bottom. Squeezing and groping it as he pleased, it sent electricity up your spine. "We'll be even after I'm done with my turn."

"Ack! There's no way! I can't possibly win against you!" Leviathan said as he lost another round of the staring contest with you. "Also is it really okay for you to sit there and have an ice cream during this?!"

"What's wrong with the ice cream, I got you the Ruri one in your favourite flavour too didn't I?" You said, deliberately making a big show of eating the stick of ice cream in a erotic way. "My, my what are you imagining in that head of yours, Levi?"

Levi turned even redder at the accusation. Oh shit. Had you caught him staring at your tongue the whole time? "I'm not imagining anything! And besides you..." He racked his brain for a good one liner, inspireed by his many romance novels."Besides you couldn't handle me anyway!"

"Oh, do you want a tongue-off to put it to the test?" You regretted suggesting that seconds later. Now your endless moans were muffled by his long forked tongue invading your mouth. You tried to surrender the fight, grabbing his shirt in fistfuls, but he only shoved his tongue deeper inside in crazed frenzy, holding you firmly in place. This wasn't a fight you could ever win as his tail entered the picture too

Satan was trying so hard to hide how flustered he was. "MC, this is just getting silly now." He said trying very hard not to start gazing down at you just sitting on the floor, between his legs, head resting on his thigh. The cat ears on your head didn't help either.

"But I'm not even doing anything." You said with mock innocence, as if you hadn't made a show of crawling to him on all fours and plopped your head dangerously close to his growing arousal. "Oh, am I to blame for this?"

You turned around and grazed your hand on his crotch. He grabbed your wrist but didn't push your hand away. "Oh my, you could totally mess up my insides with this. If you know how to use it of course."

"Sure, I'll show you what I can do if you can put that pretty little mouth to use." You tried very hard to be confident but it all went down the drain now that you whimpered with his length hitting the back of your throat. He was determined not to let you walk for the next few days.

Outdoing Asmo in terms of teasing was no easy feat, but you managed it anyway. You combined his love for fashion and you very efficiently by wearing the most enticing thing you could find in his wardrobe.

All he had to do was walk in and see you sprawled on his bed, fidgeting with your phone. He gasped, dropping his many shopping bags - an impatient frenzy in his eyes.

"It seems you really like what you see." You chuckled at the obvious reaction his pants were too tight to hide. Within seconds he was on top of you, leaving lipstick stains over your exposed skin and somehow skillfully fucking you with the outfit still on. It was after the first 8 rounds you realised what a mistake you'd made.

"Oh no MC, don't drift off just yet! There's a few more outfits I'd like to fuck you in." He said, pulling you onto his lap. Your head lulled to the side, resting on his shoulder. What the hell were you thinking tempting the Avatar of Lust?

The one thing you learnt about the twins is that you cannot tempt them while they are in the same room. Whether they take turns or tag team to pleasure you, you are always unable to function properly for the next few days.

Belphie takes his revenge by lazily thrusting inside you, constantly dangling you over the edge of your release.

You beg and plead but he doesn't increase his speed until the very end, where even his hands add to the party. "See how easy it is to turn the tables on you? You thought I'd let you go easy after how grinded against me in the crowded bus?"

Beel goes quiet, even apologetic right before he goes feral. As if he knows exactly how badly he's going to ruin you.

The thing about the way he overstimulates you with tongue is that you can't tell if he's being deliberate or if his hunger is just that intense. And you never ever know when he's going to be full. "I'm sorry MC, one last time I promise...it's hard to resist your taste... especially since you offered..."

#obey me #obey me smut #obey me Lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me Belphie #obey me ask

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pastel-kaleesh · 3 months ago

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WOOOO back with my HellaVerse redesigns, this time, the queen of the Gluttony Ring: Beelzebub!!!

The original design was a bit pleasing, due to the cute colors, but she contradicted her lore...a lot. She could also be mistaken for Lust. Why is she a fox? What is the mohawk in front of her lava lamp hair? What are these clothes? In my rewrite, Bee is a shapeshifter, made of a swarm of flies and demonic honey. She typically takes the form of a wolverine/insect hybrid, since wolverines are typically associated with gluttony!! Fun fact, their scientific name, gulo gulo, is a wordplay on glutton!!! Her stomach can inflate/deflate, depending on her appetite, her hair is edible, but eating it gives you endless manic cravings for food and delusions. Bee is a party girl at heart and is typically hosting food fairs and gobbling up whatever. She likes to dance frequently and is obsessed with Gyaru fashion. I was inspired by Majin Buu and Android 21 from Dragon Ball as well, since they are both gluttonous characters with an endless food craving, and gave Bee one of their powers: the food beam!! Whenever Bee's henchmen are incompetent or she gets furious, she can turn them into food and eat them!!! She and Mammon are like siblings, and constantly have some form of rivalry. Both of them have eating contests to see which one eats more.

Her main inspirations were wolverines, bees, honeypot ants, bearded vultures, and houseflies. The gyaru outfit was inspired by @ezralovrr 's Bee.

Her voice claim is Android 21

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess · 5 days ago

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Less fucked up idea for balance.

Alastor went missing for 7 years because he figured out how to escape Pride and went to explore the other rings.

Then one of the Sins recognises him when Lucifer posts a photo of the Hazbin Hotel in the Sins group chat.

Real question, did Alastor behave or leave a trail of chaos behind him in Wrath? Or dominate at eating contests in Gluttony? Or screw over people in Greed with deals?

LUST

He was well-behaved in Lust and Asmodeus thought the man got along well with his Fizzy frog, so he just let it be. In Lust, despite his hesitations, people there actually are very into consent and don't touch him if he doesn't want it. He wonders why he didn't visit here earlier... but does make the accquaintance of a number of hellborne there that would dazzle even Angel, if he deigned to get a phone.

He doesn't have one but gives people special runic instructions on how to contact him via any audio device (preferred radios) if they need his attention. It can come through his staff, or a radio, but in a pinch he can mentally tap into the airways to query them. His antlers double as radio antennae after all.

I like to think he tried on local attire, in a nonsexual way, and has a few items floating about his rooms just because they feel good to wear. He picked up Niffty a very concerning ballgag she wanted (had drawn her request specifically) that was signed by her favourite singer, Verosika - lovely young woman, needs to get ovver that ex of hers.

GLUTTONY

I always loved this fanfic where Queen Beez is the patron of cannibal town and has a real pal relationship with Rosie and Al. They'd get along as long as she doesn't spring a hellhound party on him. They'd be chaotic, she can whip up any food, she's full of energy, she likes to dance, he can play music and dance and grow just as big as her, they cause unintended destruction trying to outdo one another in a friendly way.

GREED

He finds Mammon obnoxious as hell and too like Vox, so he causes irreprable damage to Greed. Mammon still has posters strung up looking for that Red Deer Fucker, wanted dead or alive for an actual amount of money (but its mammon bucks soooooo).

Mammon is still finding tech that got fucked over by the deer, he's furious. Not to mention the clown comp stage burned down and these weird fuckin' doll things keep appearing and biting him. He can't rove its the sinner, but he's pretty sure.

Also he ate a shitload of those mafiosos down there, destabilised a few families and the power struggle left a vacuum. Mammon's pretty sure the dickhead managed to get the new heads of household into deals. But they won't squeal on the deer.

ENVY

Envy was a delight, though. He'd never had the chance to go to the seaside as a young person... too far. The bayou was all he knew. Leviathan, both of them, enjoy his faint envy and awe at the whole mess. He's a little ticked when they throw him into the ocean as an introduction, but overall he's a polite enough guest... Besides, when they get annoying, he's good at twisting them into an argument with one another.

WRATH

Had a BLAST in this realm. Fighting is encouraged, and he got the chance to throw hands, as the youth say, with opponents who were as spirited as they were deadly. Delightful!

He can't say he cares for the Western aesthetic, but families eeking out an existence in the middle of nowhere, raising crops against adversity does feel resonately familiar to some extent.

Alastor does find Satan to be a bit of a pompous blowhard, who dislikes being challenged, but let's be real... of course he challenged him. Verbally and physically. Satan did drop his abilities slightly to meet him head on for a fair fight, but it was definitely a one of a kind throw down.

As long as you can laugh at the end of a bout of fisticuffs, and most of your teeth are still in your body, then it ws a good match. He also now knows what a Sin tastes like (not that Asmodeus didn't subtly offer a different kind of taste, but he was gracious about the decline).

Satan did get annoyed when Alastor decided to start challenging him while he held court over minor matters, but didn't try to smite him. He did allow Alastor to eat one of the convicted goetia, though, so he assumes their camaraderie is in good standing.

SLOTH

He had to dodge constant psychoanalysis and offers of support from the Baphomets and their sleepy sovereign Belphagor. Lovely creature, seems to always be teetering between consciousness and wakefulness.

She did offer more than a few options around his consistent issues - like the headaches his radiowaves caused, being a perpetual receiver can cause some challenges- and upgraded his monocle from accessory to active colour-correcting aid.

She really tried to talk him into therapy but... no dice.

He dodged her, and she took notes. They had cordial conversations and he enjoyed the stay, it had an air of tranquility one couldn't find in any other ring. Especially not pride.

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He mostly enjoyed (especially with the upgraded monocle) seeing any colour other than saturating red. Oh he loved the colour, don't get him wrong but... seeing yellows and purples and blues and oranges again was delightful. Green wasn't too bad, but it was the wrong sort... he preferred the greens of his bayou, not caused by toxic fumes and dissolving bodies in acid.

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PRIDE

Lucifer wants to fulfil Charlie's wish for a team photo, and all but chains the red fucker into the photo. He pins the guy in place with some sneaky magic and waves off the distortion, there, that'll fix the mysterious bad boy nonsense he's going on with.

Alastor's smile is less genuine in the first photo attempt, you can tell he's plotting murder towards the king, it's the eyes... so Charlie asks for another attempt and begs Al to at least look like he wants to be here... for her? please?

Lucifer knows the efficacy of those luminous eyes.

The deer capitulates.

The photo is framed and on the wall by the time Lucifer remembers that his phone is doing a breakdance on his desk right now, notifications pinging from the group chat given they survived an extermination. He grimaces and swipes it open.

There's a lot of questions to answer... but he does eventually dwindle them down to Manageable.

To stall having to explain about each member of the hotel, until he can remember if he has the right names to sinners ratio, he posts the photo and talks about Charlie's team.

"R U FKN KIDDING M3?! THAT's WHERE THE CUNT IS?!" Mammon texts furiously.

"Oh hey, tell Al hello! I haven't seen him in a few years, but he's always welcome to come par-tay! I want him to meet my new boyfriend, Tex, he's super into older music and I think Al can help him with that." Beez replied, adding confusion to the whole situation.

"Oh, tell him to drop by my palace, Fizzy and I miss his jokes. For an ace in the hole, he can tell a joke that would make nuns combust!" Ozzie adds, with about 18 emojis including a nunlike thing and fire.

"He's not that great." Levy "Oh shush, you disliked that he liked me more." Levi "Did not." Levy "DID TOO!" Levi

"Stop it you two, or I drop you from the chat." Satan "Yeah, I reckon I recall him... we fought once, it was a real good time getting to let loose and take on a skilled opponent. If he wants to mosey down to Wrath, he might like to meet my... friend."

"Oooh, the cute little therapist?" Beez teased.

"Ain't like that." Saan denied.

"A redemption hotel, you say? Funny, he refused my every effort to get him to try therapy..." Bel addded, muddying the waters.

Lucifer felt as if his brain had been gently switched out for a dial up modem. there was blank screeching behind his eyes.

"What the fuck are any of you on about? He's the daughter-stealing asshole bellhop hotelier something or other at Char Char's hotel, and he's a SINNER. They can't leave Pride, you must have mistaken him for a hellborn or something." He typed, furiously.

"Nah, that's him. Sounds like an old timey radio host? Hilarious? Willing to throw down for the heck of it?" Beez replies.

Lucifer is trying to work out how someone slipped through his wards to another Ring. Not just that, but to MULTIPLE other rings? Oooh this was bad. What if he's just the one Lucifer found out about? He needed to check the Ring seals.

"That's not possible. and if it was, then we have a big problem. Because if Heaven finds out Sinners are dribbling through to other Rings, they'll demand to exterminate in them... and I can't trust your hellborns will be safe. They're barely kept safe here, and now the accords are broken..." He was hyperventilating.

"Good news then, mate, give me the fucker and I'll just torture the information out of him, ey?! He fucked over my ring and left it in shreds!" Mammon seethed in the comments.

Asmodeus responded with a number of laughing and suggestive emojis. "Did you want me to send you something designed for rough play, Mam? Sounds like you two got freaky."

"FUCK YOU Oz, you keep ya smut outta my face and my business. This is about cold hard cash and the revenge I deserve because that cheeky fucker ruined a lotta my holdings." Mammon

Lucifer wondered if he could just banish the demon to Greed, and pretend to have not seen him if Charlie asked. But she'd find out, and she'd be so Disappointed...

actually, did sinners reform if they were outside Pride? Hell of a risk fighting others without knowing. The bellhop was insane, though.

"No one's getting the deer. If anyone gets to smite him, it's me. He dropped a PIANO on me and called me a bad father the first time we met. I have revenge dibs. Now... tell me everything about how he got into your realms and when. Need to trace his path and find out how this happened." Lucifer.

"Okay, so I think it was 6, 7 years back..." Bel started to type.

Over the course of several exchanges, Lucifer's brow furrows deeply. This wasn't... possible. This was ridiculous, even. How did a Sinner get so far into other Rings without triggering an alarm or failsafe?

How had he done it?

His phone vibrates with an incoming dropped message.

The group chat goes silent a moment, as whatever it is tries to open on Lucifer's phone, and he's forced to watch snippets of the battle they just fought plastered on screen.

The chat goes wild as Adam's girls try to hurt Charlie and her sinners.

It stops, except for some very pointed emojis of true delight from Mammon, as Adam and Alastor's battle is broadcast... and then it shows Adam targeting Charlie directly. Her attempts to force the First Man back, and the moment Lucifer intercedes.

Lucifer notes the voxtech logo at the base of the screen. Stupid voyeuristic bastard didn't think to help, only slander. And here came the 'incoming news report' about Hell's useless king finally stepping up, the princess being a hypocrite because she used violence, the fact they brought it on all of hell by starting something with heaven, and then a long monologue about the deer being a has-been and up for anyone to kill.

"Luci, do you know if Alastor is alright? I can make space in one of my side wards for him, if needed." Belphagor starts.

"Nah, let the bastard die, natural selection." Mammon counters.

"Oh stick a turkey leg in your mouth and shut the fuck up, Mam. Some people can care about others without financial incentive, you know." Ozzie retorts. There's no love lost after the Fizzarolli situation. "Luci baby, is Al okay? Do you want to send him here? I don't really understand your Ring's rules, but I don't think sinners are going to let someone that powerful be injured and not try to take advantage."

"He can drop in here, I'll even turn the music down so he can chillax!" Beez offers.

"No, he should come to Envy, it's safest. And we will have our teams start on an anti... Voxtech? campaign immediately. How dare that television say such things about you and Charlie, they're just hjealous!" Levi adds.

"Indeed. We can taste it. His desperation to be adored and noticed by your deer, to throw you into the mud and raise himself high. It's delicious, and revolting." Levy replies.

"I'd appreciate that. I don't... know how to fix this little media stunt without smiting, but I fell like he'd get what he wants if we tried that." Lucifer admits.

"Level headed is the only response we can give. The King has to be seen as above such nonsense... and the guy knows he can rile up Charlie, if he wants, based on that whole interview last year. He owns a company? Get the goetia lawyers in there, tangle him up in legislation so he's brought before me. I think I could be clear headed enough to sentence him." Satan typed out.

"Okay, but if the deer dies, I want his corpse. Gonna make a point to the little money makers in my ring that we don't fuck with my profit margin and live." Mammon tapped out.

"Oh shut it, Mam, no one cares about you or your greedy bullshit. We're dealing with a real problem right now." Beez snaps back. "Lu Lu, one - send me the deer. Two, we gotta get a good Pr spin going, and I can help with that. Gotta dress up Charlie's little hotel and make it pop, you know what im saying?"

"I can send real doctors and therapists to support her dream, but I would need a guarantee of their safety against sinners. Normally I would bind them under you or Charlie... possibly even Alastor, as he has always taken care of his thralls, but right now I think that may make them targets." Bel said.

"I'll put my sigil on them, anyone who tries something will be eviscerated at the first thought." Lucifer responds quickly. It's simple magic. Sinners reform. Maybe they'd think better of stupid decisions after that little number.

"I will make arrangements. Now, send the deer to one of us." Bel shot back.

"Listen, I'm the king of hell but I don't have enough power to out maneouvre his level of sheer stubbornness. He'll tell Charlie I'm sending him away or something, and that'll upset her. And I also have no idea if the reformation magicks of Pride follow sinners to other rings. If he dies, assuming I can get him to you consensually, it might be permanent." Lucifer replied, already wondering how he'd break that to Charlie. She really was quite attached.

"Okay, what if we come Get Him?" Ozzie offered. "Chance to see Charlie, and oh look, hey al! Haven't see u in ages! Either he says yes to coming with one of us, or Bel can zap him."

"I dislike using that ability, you know that." Bel.

"I know, I know, but thee rights of the patient are to like, not die. Again. Right? And he's stubborn, but a lot of fun. Plus isn't he one of the top overlords? That'd fuck up Pride in more ways than one." Beez

"Are we talking about the same uptight ancient radio guy? He's an asshole." Lucifer

"Or, you ticked him off and triggered his nasty mode... I've seen it when people are dismissive to him or those he gives a shit about. And you... haven't been a real people person for a while, Lulu babydoll, you know we love you but you've been a bit shut in, right?" Beez.

"No, he just came after me from the start!" Lucifer

"Well, whoever he chooses to leave with can simply ask later on, and we shall delve the truth after that. Now, can you provide a portal for us to enter a location suitable for our size?" Bel.

"Us first." "Us first." said Levi and Levy.

"Do you have to? I could just try to heal the idiot myself. Give me a minute to ram him through a few layers of concrete, and when he's out I'll see what needs healing. He's not even showing any sign of it, this could all be for nothing! Fucker turned up after the hotel was rebuilt and joined right in Charlie's little song about a happy day in hell!" Lucifer. Followed by ten emojis of frustrated faces.

"Luci, chill. If I know anything about the guy, and he spent a while in my Ring... I mean, my territory. Then I can tell you he's one heck of an actor when he wants to hold something from you." Ozzie.

"FINE. but if you try anything Mammon, I'm willing to smite you. It's been a long few days and my temper is very frayed right now." Lucifer adds, flicking a wrist and opening a very large portal in the entrance. Startling Husk and Angel, at the bar, who had no contexxt for why the Sin of Envy was stepping through, nor why she was followed swiftly by a number of others. Including Mammon.

Angel was gaping at Ozzie, clearly star struck. this was who Valentino wishes he was, the raw charisma rolling off the guy was... wow.

"Luci, lovely to see you! Come here!"

The King s summarily used as a squeaky toy as he is hugged into submission by everyone sans a pouting Mammon.

Charlie bounds in, having heard familiar voices, and screeches in delight. She hurtles herself at uncle Satan so hard and fast he has to take a step back even when braced for impact.

She flits between them, dragging her blushing beauty beside her. Vaggie seems to be uncertain how to deal with More Family after the abrupt affectionate way Lucifer had met her. She seemed dazed.

"And this is my hotel, we just rebuilt after the battle and... I'm sure you saw the video... but we won! And we had two overlords helping us, one is Rosie from Cannibal Town and the other is Alastor, the Radio Demon - he's staff and helped me get this project off the ground!"

"Oh, I know Rosie and Al, from the annual Hunting Feast. You should come along, little duckie, I think you'd like it..." Beez takes note of Lucifer's frantic attempts to get her to Shut the Fuck Up.

"The what?" Charlie frowns.

Beezs gives Luci a LOOK. because this was a well known event. C'mon, coddling much?

"It's a Delightful little DIY style banquet. You do have to hunt your own sinner, but there's help to butcher and prepare them if you're new to it. Some families prefer to do just one kill and share... you always put some on the table for everyone to sample, though." Alastor explains, swirling out of shadow.

"There's the Cu-[clown honk]! You ate like half the crime bosses supplying me bribe money, AND you cheeky fucker, you destroyed my competition stage!" Mammon loses all composure and looms over the deer. He's clearly furious, and Al seems more amused.

"Oh do unclench, the new ones installed are far more intelligent than the last mafioso cliches you had." Alastor waves him off.

"Smart enough to work out how to jip me of my rightful takings you mean!" Mammon snarls, "And don't fucking think I don't know half of em are under your control. I don't like when deals aren't giving me money."

"Why? You literally have the most in all of Hell and nothing to spend it on, and no item or service out of your reach at this point. There's greed and then there's a-... Asmodeus or Belphagor you might be able to answer this, , would you consider this a fetish or a psychosis?"

"Both." echoed the pair, sending Beezelbub into hysterical little snickers at the furious and betrayed expression on Mammon's face.

"There we go then. You still get some revenue, but they are able to pay their workers, which limits betrayals and overall decreases turnover, resulting in further profit generated in future. Just let things be for a while and it should even out." Alastor shrugged.

"Oh fuck you you drongo!" Mammon huffed, disappearing in a spray of confetti and appearing in what must be the kitchen based on teh disgusting goggling sounds emanating from there. Beez snaps her fingers and super sizes whatever he's eating, so he won't raid the whole pantry and leave the hotel bare.

"Right, so, matter at hand... we need a positive PR spin on whatever the hell that tv guy is spewing. And Pronto." Levi says.

"I have some of my hellborn on it, already, spreading a general feeling of apathy or distaste for your media overlord and his team. It should start things off in the right direction." Levy replied.

"How's about you come visit us down in Wrath for a stint, hmmm? About time for the Harvest Moon festival, could be fun?" Satan offers, pointedly not looking right at Alastor. "All'a y'all could come, if Luci here is okay with it. Some of you might just be return guests, ain't that right?"

"No, they're all gonna come party with me in Gluttony, I've got the primo hookup on the freshest beats, bites and beezlejuice."

"Of course not, they have all experienced trauma and need relaxation and therapy. they can come to Sloth. We shall see how we can help."

"Envy is superior."

"Now, if we're talking pleasurable places to spend time..." Ozzie waggles his eyebrows.

"Interesting. Why are all the Sins here and desperate for us to vacate the hotel, Your Shortness? Did something happen you haven't decided to share with the class?"Alastor asks, staring at the King without moving his body. the crunch still made Lucifer flinch, it was so... visceral.

"What? no, no, they saw the uh, the video and realised how fucked up the battle was... and wanted to see if everyone wanted to go somewhere new, somewhere else for a bit while I get the goetia legal team to annihilate Vox and his friends for slandering the crown." Lucifer flails for an answer but feels its coherent enough.

"Hmmm, if that's the case, I should like to remain to watch him drown..." the distortion on the last word was full of a primal delight and fury at the idea.

"Nope, everyone goes or no one. Now pick a ring and we'll go spend time there for like, a week or so, right? Which one was your favourite?" Lucifer catches the last words and cringes. Fuck. his stupid mouth couldn't help itself!

"Ah, you discovered that little tidbit, did you? Then we can dispense with the charade... let's go to Greed, I understand I left some of it still standing, and I anticipate we'll have time to destroy it properly in a week or so."

There's a choked cry of outrage and several clown honks from teh kitchen.

"No to Greed. Where else? I'm going to count to ten and then make the choice for you... er, everyone."

"That's hardly fair, all the realms have their own interesting amusements, delights and detractors. Same as Pride. Though I note the water in other areas doesn't try to take your skin off as thoroughly as here."

"Tick-tock... time's up. Sins, who wants to have guests?"

"Uh, short king, I can't. Thanks but... Val would literally fuck me ta death in punishment if I missed a week of summons to work." The implied statement was that this was something Angel knew for certain would happen.

Lucifer was taken aback. "What?"

"Val, overlord of porn, one a the vees? He don't like it when his chains go making independent decisions."

"Ah, something slipped my mind as well. I believe I might recall why Vox is throwing his tantrum..." Alastor grinned, manifesting the chain that now ran between himself and Angel Dust. "I was out for a walk this morning, to visit Rosie, and the moth decided to be quite the uisance... thought he could challenge me. He is, regrettably, meat to be wasted, but if you tune in to the next broadcast I'm certain you can pick him out of the studio audience."

"Wha-... when-...? How?" Angel looked like he was about to burst into tears.

"This morning, I believe you crawled home an hour before and 'crashed out' as they say. Vox is quite peeved about it, as I now technically own Valentino's holdings... and we are going to spend some time renegotiating everyone's contracts. I noted a few of them were not weighted... nor consensual." His expression flickered to Asmodeus. "I believe contracts of this nature are your legal team's speciality, would you mind sparing them for a while to work through the horrendously written slave contracts Valentino had his workers under?"

Asmodeus stiffened, "You and Angel Dust will have the full support of my legal team AND my counsellors, it sounds like things were pretty bad there. My therapists are Bel-trained and focused on specific kinds of trauma that others can struggle to understand, I promise we'll get all of them through it." The latter was aimed at Angel Dust.

"Angel's free?!" Charlie gasped, delighted and worried at the fact violence and not negotiation was used. She still had a naive streak in there he was going to have to claw out with both hands.

"Yes."

He really should have been prepared for her to launch herself at him. "If you try to show any greater affection for this purely overlord-motivated decision, I fear you'll own all my chains. Why didn't you try hugging Adam's bones to dust, my dear Charlotte?" he teases, smiling despite the uncomfortable pop of several stitches bursting.

"Al, can I please s-..."

"Refrain from your usual line of enquiry if at all possible."

"Can I please shake ya hand or hug ya or something, nothing 'salacious' promise."

"Maybe later. You need a good stiff..." he paused, for no other reason than the joy of Angel's eyes widening, "drink. Husker, pour one for the arachnid, but just the one. Otherwise I fear he'll pack nothing but those flimsy scraps of fabric he calls clothes for our inevitable trip."

"Hey, most people find 'em sexy, ain't my fault ya not interested in all this..." Angelgestures at his everything, and waggles his eyebrows, tongue poking out in jest. "Could make it work for you, Deer Daddy, let me know..."

Angel laughs as a poppet boounces off his head in admonishment.

"Do you see what I must endure as the hotelier?" Alastor sighs, facing the sins again. "Now, are we to play rock, scissor, flamethrower for who gets the dubious honour of hosting us for a few days, or is the Mallard Monarch going to decide for us?"

"M-... Sinner, I am going to smite you." Lucifer splutters.

"Okay, what if we moved between the rings, then, visiting each over the course of a week?" Charlie asks, diplomatically.

"Great idea, love the vibes hun!" Beez says, shoving cupcakes at anyone who stood sill long enough. She gives Alastor a red one. "Hey, I remember okay, this one was manifested with sinner blood in the batter and icing. Rosie's new favourites..."

"I like the idea, but who gets them first?" Ozzie says, thinking on how to politely request them all as his guests over and above the others.

A giant showman's wheel appeared in midair, just oldtimey enough to be from Alastor. "Well, perhaps the Princess can spin the wheel to determine our first destination, and then so on until the course is decided?"

Charlie looked torn. She didn't want to upset anyone, after all, what if they were last?

"Do go on."

"Okay, okay..." Charlie bit her lip and tugged on the wheel. The whole thing spun as tense music played, before halting on LUST.

"heck yeah!" Came a voice from inside Asmodeus's flames, and Fizzzarolli poked his head out. "I called dibs, so it must have worked! Heya Al, missed ya!"

"You look well, Fizzarolli. I detest television and the medium, you understand, but I did quite enjoy seeing you tell the clown to go fuck himself in a well choreographed routine. Did you wish to join me in burning down the remainder of greed?"

"YES! Er, I mean, maybe later... just got the feud between this big guy and Mammon settled after all." Fizzy pouted.

"Understandable. If there any reason Belphagor has decided to forego blinking?" Alastor asked, raising an eyebrow at the Sin.

"I am trying to get a sense of the trauma you are all under, it requires intense focus when I am not physically touching the patients." She replied easily.

"Oh, I'm fine Aunty Bel!" Charlie grinned, putting her hands out to the queen of sloth. "See?"

"Oh my dear, you certainly are not. But that can be helped... I have also offered my peoples for your hotel, to help sinners."

"You have?! That's ah-may-zing!" she chirps.

Vaggie tensed as the Sin touched her arm, searching, and patted it kindly.

Charlie returned to spinning the wheel.

GLUTTONY

WRATH

ENVY

SLOTH

GREED

"Okay, itinerary chosen. Let's go pack..." Charlie chirps as Bel taps Angel's hand, and her shoulders fall. She's not going to look into that. husker is shrinking away, but gets the touch as well.

Niffty's over eagerness should have warned the Sin, but Bel ends up looking perturbed by whatever she found.

Lucifer ducks out from the hold.

Predictably, Alastor grinned. "Are you so afraid to have your weaknesses known, little King?"

"No. See?" Lucifer put his hand out for Bel, and immediately regretted it as her eyes flared. She seemed to be making detailed notes of therapy to come that he was worried about already.

"And yourself, Alastor? I know you felt my realm was for others, but I would like to check on you..." Bel said, turning to him. The sinner made a convincing show of nonchalance.

"If it's entirely necessary... though I remind you that psychotherapy is not something I'm interested in." He says, airily, definitely not jerking his arm away from the potential contact. "Ah, habit, you know I do detest foreign touch."

"Take your time..." Bel said, and touched his shoulder instead. She confirmed her worries. "Thank you. Lucifer, could you...?"

With a wave, a series of packed luggage bags appeared in the hallway from every room. Even Keekee and Fat nuggets were crated calmly and-... oops.

Lucifer waves again to release Husk from his oversized crate.

"Sorry, I was thinking 'crate the kitty' and uh..."

"Don't mention it." Husk mumbles, not looking at Angel, who is clearly Loving It.

"Everyone grab your things," Lucifer meets Bel's eyes and she nods. Well, fuck, this wasn't great and he still had so many questions but... they could do this. "Yep, by the portal. Are we ready?"

In the split second between heartbeats, Lucifer lashed out a hand and grabbed Alastor by the wrist, sealing his powers momentarily as Bel wrapped a hand over the sinner's eyes, and the other pressed on his chest where the wound was. Her power flared as the other crumpled into her hold.

Lucifer let go like it burned. He didn't really like stopping another's pwers, it felt... off. Left him feeling kind of sick.

"Uh, Ozzie...?" Fizzarolli asked, not having been in the group chat. They were still on thin ice over the whole Stolas and Blitzo situation, and how Asmodeus hadn't stepped in for anyone.

"It's okay, froggy, just think of it as necessary medical intervention he wouldn't have accepted otherwise. You know how stubborn he is."

"Ooooh, the video... but I've seen him take on Satan and heal from it. Why not that strike?"

Lucifer twigged that he was speaking to a hellborn. "Sinners, and even hellborn, can die to angelic steel... and grace is a step up from that. It doesn't let the wound close and tries to kill them from the inside... so there's no escape if you're hit and can't seek help from Bel or Me or maybe Char Char when she comes into her powers."

"Oh... I mean, I knew the exterminations happened but, we never really got why or how it worked. Different Rings and all."

"Dad?"

"Charlie, did you see the video Box dropped this morning?"

"The what?"

"I did, your majesty, I've been waiting for him to collapse so I could do first aid since I saw it." Vagie adds.

"Okay, so are we going to go to another Ring to avoid people tryin' ta kill Smiles?" Angel asked, showing he was canny as hell under that pornstarlet persona. "Smart. You also coulda said something, I have a few patches of DPr355 on me I use to conk out properly on bad nights. One hug and I could've gotten him to nap for you."

"He would've tried to eat you when he woke up. At least this way he's just made at the King and a Sin. they don't have to live with him 24/7." Husk interjected.

"Can we still go? I want to bite the clown!" Niffty vibrated in place.

"Uh... is she okay?" Fizzy asked.

"That's normal for her, yeah. Niff, stop freaking out the Sins, I'm sure Al will let you bite the clown later. Can you help get our stuff to... Lust was it?"

"oooh, okay!" She's a blur.

Bel looked like she wanted to protest when Asmodeus took charge of Alastor. "I... will need to visit to manage the wound, before he wakes."

"Of course, come with us now if you want! Let's get this trouble maker away from prying eyes..."

"And when the fucker is fine, I need to ask him how he broke a millenia old seal on Ring travel for Sinners. Before Heaven finds out." Lucifer adds, trying to keep calm.

Charlie puts her hand on his shoulder. "Dad, I don't really understand what is going on yet, and I know you'll tell me, but it's okay. We're getting help and going to have new experiences, together."

His duckling always found a way to lift the weight off his heart.

"Yeah, we're going to have an amazing time in Lust. If you want to buy something at any of the stores, use the card I gave you and we promise not to make eye contact as we leave with things. Deal?"

"Deal!" Charlie laughed.

He claps his hands. "Okay, let's go! Mammon, get the hell out of my kitchen or I'll smite you!"

There's a rappid jingling as the Sin audibly ran for it.

"Okay, you go ahead, I'm goingn to get him out of Pride before he makes a deal with the Vees... or eats the hotel to the ground."

"See you in a bit, Dad." Charlie assures, taking Vaggie's hand and stepping through to the beautiful shades of Lust.

Husk let his tail curl around Angel's nearest arm as they stepped through the portal. The starlet had to wipe his eyes, feeling so many things today that it was an absolute mess inside...

Alastor stirred slightly as Fizzarolli rearranged his attire, blood starting to seep through the fabric, from his place on Asmodeus's shoulder. "No no, stay asleep, we'll get this patched up in no time... you're gonna love some of the new shit we've developed. You might even want to try some for the novelty, I even got to design a-..."

The portal closed behind him, and the hotel fell semi-silent.

In the distance, frantic jingling bells and clown honks were heard between booming blasts of hellfire being hurled at a sin.

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I have no idea, enjoy.

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allastoredeer · 9 months ago

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I just had a hilarious thought I needed to share. After thinking about it, of all the Sins we've met so far, I'd be willing to bet that Alastor would hate Beelzebub the most! For multiple reasons!

First, she's a canid demon, already enough of a reason for Alastor to dislike her.

Second, Alastor has been described by Viv as a food snob, he doesn't like greasy processed food or sweets. And Bee is all about junk food! She sings a whole song about it! She and Alastor would surely bump heads in the kitchen.

Third, Alastor is all about hiding his emotions and being a mystery. A rather difficult task to accomplish when there's someone who can smell/taste emotions around! Alastor wouldn't be able to hide his true feelings about things from Bee! What's worse, Bee has little to no filter. So not only could she sniff out his true emotions, she could just as easily blab about what he's feeling to everyone! Which Alastor certainly wouldn't appreciate.

Forth, of all the Sins we've been introduced to so far, Bee seems the one least willing to take any shit. When Alastor and Lucifer started butting heads, the result was a musical dick measuring contest. When Millie bashed Fizz over the head with a guitar, all Ozzie did was kick her and Moxxie out of his club. When Blitzø roasted Mammon in front of a crowd of his fans, all Mam did was insult him and tell him to shut up.

When Loona started mouthing off to Beelzebub however, Bee went full beast-mode and was ready to throw down! Now, if Alastor (shit-talker extraordinaire with a nasty habit of biting off more than he can chew) were to try and pull the same shit with Bee that he pulled with Lucifer, she absolutely would not hesitate teaching him the definition of "fuck around and find out".

And finally, to add a dash of radioapple into the mix (bc ofc😏🤭) you just know that Beelzebub, aka Miss "Satan's like a brother to me, but I could totally still hit that", would be at least a little flirty towards all her fellow Sins. Including Lucifer. Imagine Bee's visiting Lucifer at the hotel, maybe for a Deadly Sin reunion or maybe she's just visiting by herself. And the whole time she's there, she's just being so affectionate towards Lucifer, picking him up and spinning him around, holding his face in her hands, nuzzling him cheek to cheek or nose to nose, giving him quick pecks on the cheek or forehead, running her hands through his hair, calling him cute nicknames and telling him how adorable he is. Just giving him so much verbal and physical affection that toes the line between flirty and platonic. And Lucifer, knowing that that's just how Bee is, thinks nothing of it. He just laughs it off, no big deal.

Meanwhile, Alastor is off to the side witnessing all this and is just seething.

Imagine she's doing it on purpose too! Like Alastor has already made an ass of himself and she's getting back at him by flirting with his "totally not" crush!

Without a doubt, Alastor would absolutely despise Bee!

Hm, I don't know if Bee's was necessarily about junk-food. Like, yes, she references a lot of junk-food, but I think it really was just a song about indulgence as a whole using sweets as a metaphor. I mean, food--especially junk food--is usually the first thing that comes to mind when someone thinks of gluttony. What I got from her song was just giving in to your desires, going all out, no inhibition.

Although, she does favor cotton-candy as the food she hands out, and Alastor definitely wouldn't eat that XD I love that he's a food snob and a rotten deer carcass counts as a high quality dish to him.

I would LOVE for Bee and Al to meet so she could pick up on his emotions, particularly his negative emotions regarding his deal. I want her to look at his smiling face, his care-free attitude, but sense massive amounts of stress from him. Just a big ball of negative emotions, especially surrounding the deal he's trapped in and how cornered and helpless he feels.

I don't think she would say something in front of everyone. (Making this radioapple ;] ) Like Bee did with Blitz, I think she would go to Lucifer about it, maybe because she knows him the most. She wouldn't go into too much detail, because that's Alastor's business, but she mention that she's sensing a lot of negative emotions from him and to check on him because he is definitely not doing well (I love how caring and sincere Bee is, shes one of my favorite Sins).

And I think if Alastor knows that Bee can sense emotions like that, he would try to avoid her at all costs.

But also, I know you said Bee doesn't put up with shit, but I think Bee would see Alastor's shit-talking as a challenge, also like she did with Blitz, and knowing Alastor, I know he would step up to that challenge (if its a drinking contest--not with Beezle-juice because that's WAY to potent for Sinners), he'll lose, but considering Alastor "drinks like a sailor" he lasts longer than she expects).

I don't know if Alastor would despise her, but I think he'd be intimidated by her ability to pick up on peoples real emotions, and considering how guarded he is about himself, I can see him doing everything in his power to avoid meeting her face to face.

#if this is a mess its because i didn't read it over before i posted #my brain is tired #gosh i wish the Hazbin characters got to meet the other Sins #and I'd love to see Lucifer interacting with them as well #hazbin hotel #asks #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #anon #the radio demon #anonymous #lucifer morningstar #appleradio #beezlebub #helluva boss beelzebub

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projectcaramel · 2 years ago

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Random Headcanon #2

There's a little interaction difference between you and the brothers and the brothers and their kids.

How he responds to his kid

How he responds to you

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Lucifer

“Please pass the salt, Dad.”

“Certainly.” And Lucifer hands over the salt to your son/daughter. No fuss.

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“Please pass the salt, Lucifer.”

“Why don’t you beg me for it?” That damn cocky smirk of his. Evidently, he’s in a mood again.

“...Lucifer, behave yourself.”

Mammon

“Pass the salt, Papa?”

“How much does it mean to ya?” He’s joking with a playful glint in his eyes, but he’s teaching your kid some weird quirks.

“Mammon...” you groan, and he laughs as he passes it over.

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“Pass the salt, Mammon.”

“Here ya go.” Job done.

Levi

“Wouldst thou passeth the wondrous elixir of life, Father of mine?”

Leviathan groans while passing over the hot sauce.

“Why did I let him/her play Shakespeare’s Conquest...?

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“Wouldst thou passeth the wondrous elixir of life, Oh Gracious Lord of Shadow?”

Leviathan covers his red face in his arm while you giggle.

“Stop making fun of me, MC! Now I won’t pass anything over!”

Satan

“Can you pass the pepper, Father?”

“I’m capable of passing the pepper, yes.” The idiot is smirking without looking up, and your child is on the edge of throwing a temper tantrum.

“Satan,” you growl warningly, and he hands it over.

“The best way to ask is ‘please pass the pepper, Father.’ by the way.”

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“Can you give me the pepper, Satan?”

“MC, we’ve been over this a hundred times.”

“Can you give me the pepper, Satan?”

“No, I can’t give you the pepper.”

“Can you give me the pepper, Satan?”

“...” And that’s how you end up in a long staring contest that Satan eventually loses.

Asmo

“Would the most beautiful Papi in world grant the cutest son/daughter the frosting~?

You give Asmo a very long look as he, humming, gives your kid the spoon full of extra cupcake frosting.

“What~? Do you want some frosting too~?”

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“Asmo, be a dear and pass the frosting,” You say, while he’s in the process of picking it up for himself. “You can enjoy it if you wan—”

“You know I could never say no to you, sweetie pie~ Here.” And then he’s taking a picture and posting it to Devilgram with a such a happy smile that you wonder if you should feel bad.

Beel

“Pops, can I have that?” She/He points to the burger on Beel’s plate.

“Yeah,” is his reply as he happily hands over the entire, completely loaded, triple-decker cheeseburger to a five year-old.

“Are you sure you can eat all th—” It’s already gone, and Beel is happily laughing.

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“Beel, mind if I eat your pickle?” You point at the spear, and Beel shakes his head.

“Nah. All yours, MC. Can I have your toad eyes?”

And so the great food exchange begins.

Belphie

“Pa.”

“Mn... yeah? Sure.”

You’re left confused as you look between father and son/daughter as Belphie passes the wasabi to the other side of the table.

“Belphie, he/she’s supposed to ask you...”

“That’s a pain.” Guess you’re outnumbered, since they both spoke at the same time.

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“Belphie, pass the—” He almost smacks you with the wasabi as he sleepily brings his chopsticks over to you. “How did you...?”

“You’re not hard to read.”

“Is that a compliment or...?”

#obey me!#writing #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus!#obey me beel #obey me belphie #parenting

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luceafarul-de-dimineata · 1 year ago

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Related to my previous post, here are my headcanons for the pokémon teams the kings would have (feel free to add your own)

Satan:

* Annihilape (A pokémon so angry it died and rage brought it back to life.)

*Tinkaton (Smol and filled with rage, also, very cute.)

*Tyranitar (Idk vibes)

*Hisuian Zeraora (they have the same hair. Also both of them are angry that their people are dying)

Mammon:

*Gholdengo (It's a setient pile of gold)

*Corviknight (It's huge, 250cm, bro that's gigantic. Also, made out of metal which could be gold, why not?)

*Metagross (Tartaros has the best tech in hell, so it makes sense Mammon would have a robot. Bonus points since its shiny has a golden X on its face. Bonus bonus points for Metagross' attack animation)

*Archaludon (Again, made out of metal, but it also has a rivalry with Tyranitar which I think it's pretty cute.)

Leviathan:

*Milotic (They're the same person)

*Gyarados (Did you know that Leviathan also referes to big sea monsters? You did? Bummer.)

*Marowak (Both are orphans)

*Vaporeon (I just think they would be friends)

Beelzebub

*Beedrill (It's a bee, nothing more than that really)

*Slurpuff (Slurpuff has the best smell out of any pokémon, and it's also an ugly dog. And we know that Beelzebub likes ugly dogs sorry not sorry Naberius stans)

*Alcremie (Makes stuff sweeter, who wouldn't want that?)

*Alolan Muk (1st of all, foreign, 2nd of all, it eats garbage. If Beelzebub fucks up his cooking he just gives it to Muk)

Lucifer

*Giratina (Omg, the fallen angel gets the fall from grace pokémon, who would have thought)

*Togekiss (It evolves with friendship and it likes friends and I just want Lucifer to have a support system. Also, a lot of people think that Togepi is a Gen 1 pokémon because of the anime so that would make it kind of a misfit. Perfect for Paradise Lost)

*Melmetal (Nobody really knows what generation to put Meltal and Melmetal in, so, again, into Paradise Lost they go)

*Shedinja (It's dead and it has a halo, I rest my cast)

*Gardevoir (My fav pokémon for my fav character)

Bonus: Some of my favourite nobles with some of my favourite pokémon

Bimet:

*Ceruledge (He orders the dead around, Ceruledge is a ghost, do you see my vision?)

Valefor:

*Armarouge (They're both knights, it makes sense)

*Aegislash (King's Shield, cause Valerof protects Mammon and Mammon is the King so Valerof is the King's shield.)

Eligos

*Sylveon (Ribbons)

*Mawile (I think Mawile is extremely cute, and I always train my ORAS Mawiles to perform well in cuteness contests)

*Cutiefly (It's cute)

Gamigin:

*Drampa (Old chinese-esc dragon. Would probably call it pee-paw and it would be one of his greatest friends)

*Altaria (They are both extremely cuddly)

*Bagon (Small dragon baby that wants to learn how to fly.)

Barbatos:

*Ninetales (it sets up the sun)

That's all I have for now, would maybe update later

#whb #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb lucifer #whb bimet #whb valefor #whb eligos #whb gamigin #whb barbatos #what in hell is bad #pokemon

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felice-jaganshi · 1 year ago

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His Fallen Apple

Lucifer X Reader

Chapter 7

This was it. The day you'd been waiting for. All seven Sins would be gathered in one place… everything needed to be perfect!

They had managed to convince Lucifer to join them on a trip to the beach in Levi's ring! They made a point of all hanging out together once every hundred years. But for the last 2 trips, Lucifer had bailed out, claiming he was too busy with Lilith and Charlie. This time, you had managed where the other's failed. By using the forbidden Puppy Dog eyes technique! And pointing out he hadn't shown you the beaches in hell yet, and you missed the ones in heaven.

He was desperate to please you, so of course you'd win this one! Bee helped you get a cute new swimsuit, something that would show off your best features, without being too revealing. As she felt too much would fry Lucifer's brain too soon.

“You gotta take it slow with him, he's a bit old fashioned.” She had said. And you couldn't help but agree, it was definitely part of his charm too.

You wore your swimsuit under your clothes to make changing easier when you got there.

When Lucifer came out of his room to get you, it took all of your willpower not to laugh! He was so cute! He wore a bright blue button up covered in rubber duckies, with khaki shorts, and flip-flops. Along with a pair of yellow sunglasses and a straw hat.

“Alright! I'll open a portal for us since the others are already waiting, you ready?” He asked, and you nodded, not trusting that a laugh wouldn't slip out. “Alright, let's go then!” He grinned and the two of you were there in an instant! It was a beautiful sight, you had all gathered midday so you could have a Barbecue and watch the sunset.

Fizz was the first to see you both and rushed over to snatch you up in a tight hug, “hey! How's my favorite sinner?!” You laugh and hug back.

“I'm doing good Fizzypop! How are you?”

He whispered in your ear, “Hey, Ozzie and I got a scheme for later, just go along with it okay?”

Now that had your attention! What were the boys scheming this time? You nod along and he lets go before dragging you over to see Bee and her boyfriend.

After a bit of socializing, everyone changed into their swimsuits, Luci's swim trunks being covered in apples was a surprise as you'd expected more ducks. But then he turned around and saw you and his wings popped out!

“Wowza! I- wow, you look great!” He was looking you up and down for a minute before shaking his head and putting his wings away. “I mean, you always look great! Aha, or um, hey let's go for a swim!” He summoned a giant duck shaped float ring and ran for the water with it.

Ozzie chuckled and made his way over to you, “You know, he's right. You do look amazing today. Maybe enough to finally catch his eye… Good choice, just enough to keep him wondering. And me too, if we're being honest.” He winked at you, and you squeaked in response.

“Ozzie! You- you have Fizzle! Don't start with me!” Your face was bright red.

“Oh don't get it twisted dear.” He leaned closer to your ear, “I'm gonna try to make Luci jealous, okay? This is all part of the plan. I'd never hurt my fizzy baby. He's in on this, don't worry.” You look over and fizz smiles and waves from over by the grill. He and Tex were setting it up for dinner later.

You relax and sigh, waving back with a smile before joining Lucifer and Bee in the water. She was trying to sink his duck floatie. So, it was up to you to “save” him.

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A while later, you all had hotdogs together and were surprised how many Bee could put down for her frame! She ate like 40 without any problems! But, hey, she was the sin of gluttony. And Mammon had challenged her to an eating contest, which he lost at 32.

After a nice meal, and a beautiful sunset, Fizz put some music on and everyone started dancing. Levi dragged Lucifer into a dance before either of you could ask each other.

Asmodeus then approached you, holding out a hand. You smile and accept, without so much as a glance at Lucifer. He pulled you in close and the music changed.

Lucifer was finally freed from Levi right as he noticed Ozzie beginning to sing to you, he looked over with a confused smile at first.

“I can't believe we're finally alone, what are the chances, everyone's dancing and he's not with you~. Mmh mmh mmh.” He shook his head disapprovingly at this line.

“The universe must have divined this,

What am I gonna do, Not grab your wrist?

I could be a better boyfriend than him~.

I could do the shit he never did,

Up all night I won't quit.

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him,

I could be such a gentleman.”

You caught a glimpse of Lucifer's face dropping and Ozzie spun you around, he looked shocked, maybe even hurt.

“I don't need to tell you twice,

All the ways he can't suffice,

If I could give you some advice,

I would leave with me tonight.”

Ozzie pulled you tight to his body, while Fizzarolli stood next to Lucifer putting on a show of being “heartbroken and lonely” now that Ozzie would have a new toy for the night.

“I never would have left you alone, for someone else to take you home.” Oz looked up at Lucifer with a smirk and wink, and that seemed to be the last straw!

He started marching over as Oz did one more run of the chorus, spinning you around and making you dizzy before suddenly you were pulled from his arms and your back was pressed to someone else's chest!

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #fallen apple #lucifer magne #lucifer x reader #fallen angel

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levia-chan · 1 year ago

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*MC has been moping all week and Solomon doesn't understand why*

Solomon: Um, MC, listen, did something happen? You haven't been yourself lately.

MC:...

Solomon: Honey, please tell me what's the matter. I will do everything to make you stop being sad!

MC:.. Maslenitsa...

Solomon: Maslenitsa? Oh.. *Solomon remembered that at this time in the homeland of the MC there is such a holiday as Maslenitsa*

MC: *they seemed to droop even more*

Solomon:...

Solomon: Well, let's go on Maslenitsa!

MC: Can we? We have a lot to do.

Solomon: We've been working too hard lately. We need a rest. I think they will be able to figure it out for themselves :)

MC: Hooray!!! *shone like the sun*

*MC and Solomon had a great time, but some people didn't like their absence*

Lucifer: So, can you explain why you went to the human world?

Asmo: Solomon, MC, how was your date~? I need more details!

Mammon: Asmo, stop! And anyway, why were you with Solomon of all people?! You could have asked me to come with you!!

MC: We were on Maslenitsa!

Lucifer: Where?

MC: On Maslenitsa! This is such a holiday. Today was the last day, and I couldn't miss it!

Solomon: Yeah :). We ate pancakes and went through various contests together *He grinned, knowing that this angered the brothers*

MC: *nodded vigorously in confirmation*

MC: And we also rode a chariot!

Solomon: We also burned an effigy.

Lucifer:...

Beel: MC, did you eat pancakes without me? *Sad sounds of Beelzebub*

MC: Don't worry, I brought some with me. Here you go!

Beel: Thank you!! *Happy sounds of Beelzebub*

Mammon: I understand everything, but why burn a scarecrow?!?

MC: This is to spend the winter and meet the spring!

Levi: Errr, people are so weird.

Mammon: Who would talk!!

Levi: And what's that supposed to mean?!

*The House of Lamentation has become noisy again*

MC: Oh, and here we are again. Not a moment's peace.

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #om! shall we date #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me solomon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #that's true by the way #Maslenitsa is a nice holiday #It lasts for a week #and people eat a lot of pancakes #it's like we meet the fall

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into-the-hellaverse · 2 months ago

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Mammon's Bad Day

The next installment of The Bad Day series! This one focuses on Mammon and Adam's relationship and why he started dragging Adam to the meetings.

TW for abuse. Read with caution.

Sorry for a late post! Work has been taking a lot out of me cuz I have to get up super early 😔😔 also pls commission me I need moneys @asmerlotus for my comm details

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Mammon really hated being here. His ring was ridden with loan sharks, muggers, crime lords, and gullible fucks he could wring every dollar out of. You know, the cool people. Lucifer's ring just had these stupid sinners. At least there was supposed to be a cool music gig at this shady back alley bar.

He sat down in a rickety chair at a half broken table, watching some rando coked out of their mind just lazily banging a tambourine. "The guy better come up soon or I'm gonna burn this shithole to the ground."

The owner of the bar pulled the Sinner off stage and took their tambourine. "Thanks. Thank you for...whatever the fuck that was. Please welcome to the stage... I don't fucking care. I'm gonna take a nap in the back. Don't ruin my bar." The owner walked away and a man walked on stage while a few people cheered. For the now-free beer or the guy, Mammon didn't know.

The guy on stage wasn't that bad. He kept a good beat and had an amazing singing voice. And he was hot. That was always a good plus.

"So if Hell is forever, then maybe I'll just die

It can't be as bad as anything else in my life

Just torture, hate, and pain

Throughout every single day

Suffer more and more 'til I finally catch a break."

His song ended and a few people clapped, but most were trying to drain the liquor from the bar. Mammon kept his eyes on him, watching him down the rest of his drink at his table before making a beeline for the door.

"Oi, pudgy!" Mammon called out. Everyone turned to look at him, some attracted by the noise, some recognizing his voice and looking fearful, but the man with the guitar... He just looked annoyed.

"The fuck you want?" He called out from across the little bar. "I got another gig to get to."

Mammon got out of his seat and strode over to him. "Screw the gig, mate. I need tuh have a chat with you." He slung his arm around him and led him out of the bar. "I'm feeling kinda hungry. Whaddya say we talk over some barbecue, yeah?"

"If you pay for it, I'll eat anything."

"HA! I think I'm liking you already!"

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The man's name was Adam, he quickly learned. And he wasn't just any Adam. He was The Adam™. Ya know, first man created by God, Adam. Heaven's trophy, the golden child, right in his grasp...

He was extraordinary. He had the right vibes, amazing energy, passionate about his music and he was probably the only person other than Bee who could beat him in an eating contest. Adam was a lot smaller than him but he could give him a run for his money. It had only been about a month since they met and the guy already agreed to date him. "You're already a lot better than my last partner," Adam said when he had agreed.

"So, why are you running around from bar to bar every night?" Mammon asked as he stuffed his face full.

"It's a long story," Adam said. "I doubt you wanna hear it."

"I got all the time in the world, Addy..." Mammon said with a smile.

Adam smiled at him and continued to eat. "Ok, well, I was at the Hazbin Hotel that Morningstar has, and-"

"Charlie still tryna run that thing?" Mammon cut in.

"Wait, you know them?" Adam asked, looking oddly confused.

"Well, yeah. I fell with that little white twink," Mammon said nonchalantly. "All of us Sins were pretty close for a while, but Luce just started drifting away and none of us have seen him in years."

"Well don't bother," Adam growled. "He turned into a little fucking prick. His daughter too." Adam started stabbing his food and chewing angrily as he spoke. "I gave my heart and soul to that fucker! Back in Eden and back in the hotel! And he crushed it twice! He didn't even have the decency to listen to my side of the story! And then he just wants to apologize and thinks everything is ok?!"

"Addy, sweetie," Mammon started. "I love you, but please don't spit food on me while you're talking."

"Sorry." He swallowed and wiped his mouth. "But still! You'd think after thousands of years he'd learn some basic decency!"

"I know. That fucker wouldn't know decency if it came up behind him and fucked him in the ass."

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Adam started to laugh and choke on his food. "Jesus fucking Christ..." he mumbled after he was finally able to breath.

Mammon stopped laughing and smiled at him. "So what now? You ain't gonna stay with him forever, are ya?"

"Nah. That's why I've been doing those gigs. To save up cash and move out."

Mammon smiled, trying to look genuine. He had this guy right where he wanted him. He reached out and gently took his hand. "Ya know... It gets a little lonely in my mansion..."

Adam smiled softly. "Mamm, you know I'd love to. But I can't leave the Pride Ring. No Sinner can."

"I'll get that taken care of, love. Would ya wanna keep me company?"

"....Yeah...."

A month or so passed and Adam was adjusting really well. He seemed so much happier out of the hotel. His music was taking off and everyone was forking over so much cash to pre-order concert tickets. Mammon was estatic... For the most part.

"C'mon, it's just one meeting!"

"And you'll only be away from me for an hour! You can handle it, ya big baby." Sometimes Adam really got on his nerves.

"But every second it torture," Mammon whined.

"Then you're gonna get tortured for an hour."

"Why do you not want to go?"

Adam sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Jesus fucking Christ. Because Lucifer is gonna be there."

Mammon just shrugged. "And?"

"And I want to keep things cordial between us. The best revenge is having a better life without him. So I'm going to stay away as long as I can." Adam turned away and went back to him music.

Mammon pouted and looked away. He desperately wanted to flaunt his new treasure in front of Lucifer, but if he wouldn't come then what's the point of even going? "It's been a month, Addy," he finally said after a minute. "Lucifer probably calmed down by now."

Adam looked up, not really believing him. "You seriously expect me to buy that?"

"Adam, you may have known him first, but I've known him longer. He probably doesn't even remember you!" Mammon lied.

Adam groaned and rolled his eyes. "Fine! I'll go. But you better think of a good lie as to why I'm there!" He yelled as he went upstairs.

"Two steps ahead of ya, Royal Advisor."

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"I don't think I'm gonna go anymore..."

"What? Why?"

It had been a few months of the meetings and every week, Lucifer looked worse. He looked tired, upset, and starved. It was so hard for Mammon to keep a straight face. He loved seeing that fucker in pain. It was kinda odd, though, that he recently started doing better. A whole lot better. Like, way too happy, "he couldn't have gotten over it that fast" kind of better.

"I just...can't stand to see Lucifer like that. And the fact that you keep telling me to be rude to him? I just... I don't want to do this anymore..."

"Fine. If you're gonna be a child about this, then you don't have to go." Mammon rolled his eyes and started to go upstairs.

"No, I'm talking about us... You're like a completely different person now. I... I want to break up."

Mammon turned, looking shocked before he started laughing. "Oh, Addy, sweetie, it's hilarious you think you have say in this."

Adam just looked up with that stupid look on his face. "Wh-What?"

Mammon gave him a sinister smile and got close. Way too close. "You're mine now, love."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Adam said as he tried to back up.

Mammon gripped his shirt and pulled him back, tearing off his necklace. "This crystal is you only way out of here, Addy. Without it, you stuck with me until you stop making me money. And you never gonna fucking stop, are ya?"

"Give that back," Adam said firmly, starting to tremble with fear.

"Never."

"I said give it BACK!" Adam jumped up and smacked his face, trying and failing to grab the necklace. He fell back to the floor, looking up at Mammon.

"...Mamm, I'm-"

"You just made a big fucking mistake..." Mammon dropped the necklace, crushing the crystal under his foot as he slowly walked towards him.

"Mammon, really, I'm sorry please-"

Adam didn't get a chance to finish. Mammon pulled him up and started hitting him, punching and kicking whatever he came into contact with. It was pretty easy with four arms, and went you had a lot of expensive breakable shit that could cause a lot of pain (mainly plates. Those shards gwt stuck everywhere.) He heard Adam screaming, begging to stop, begging for forgiveness, but Mammon didn't listen.

He hit him for hours. When Adam tried to fight back, he hit him harder. When Adam gave up, he hit him harder. It wasn't until he was covered in cuts and bruises with two black eyes, a broken nose, and a busted lip that finally stopped.

Mammon got close, pulling him up by the shirt and growling. "Never speak to me like that again, you understand?"

Adam just nodded weakly.

"Good... Clean yourself up. And the god damn mess you made." Mammon left him on the floor and went upstairs.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel fanfic #hazbin adam #angst #helluva boss mammon #greedyguitar #tw abuse #ive never written an abuse scene before can you tell?

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spotlightlowlife · 1 year ago

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Helluva Boss has responsibility issues - Ozzie, Bee and Mammon edition

These characters have a job which is to govern over and make business out of a designated part of the psyche, one of the seven deadly sins, but it goes further than a job, they're world leaders and their role is their purpose.

What do they do day in day out?

They have fun.

If they're there to be liked that is.

Bee is a great rep for gluttony

Her design is nice, she looks fun, youthful and vibrant and I appreciate that she's not large or lazy. Many people agree, she represents the positive aspects of gluttony in having fun and indulging yourself with the company of others, eat drink and be merry, something she gains from.

Unfortunately it seems that in order to be liked, she had to be diluted.

Bee, prince of gluttony, got humbled by losing a drinking contest to Blitzø who is half her size and a tiny fraction of her true size. Bee then disassociated herself from overindulgence by seeing that Blitzø was going overboard early and wanting that issues dealt with at a distance not by her.

She claims he's ruining the vibe but does this cut off her supply? Ruin her stock? Does it snap people out of their enjoyment? Who knows, she got pushed as 'nice' so her observation so far is probably from a caring place, not a business stance.

Ozzie is a good representative for lust

Sex positivity is good. Like eople should be able to indulge enjoy, as should multiple people, they should all be having a good time. Shaming a lovey lovey couple for lowering the tone at his lust themed club was something he had the right to, even though love and lust can easily go hand in hand and he clearly caters to anyone interested in kink, it was reasonable (and well written humor) to want them to take that outside.

Where they cutting off his lust supply?

Where they potentially off putting for others?

Who knows, but Ozzie's push of anti-love whilst clearly being in love, served as an excuse to loveably humble him.

He could had he been business minded and had both separately, but it seems that business = bad, which leads on to...

Mammon is an excellent representative of greed

Business and greed got merged into one, there are definitely 'positive' aspects to business and therefore greed. Such as professional distance, going where the money is, trying out different leadership strategies moving with the times and welcoming the new.

This character was able to reveal little of his personal views, but enough to know that he disproved of certain things but would still put in the work in their direction, such as beauty pageants and sxxdolls, however he was able to adapt them to suit himself and everyone, a clown pageant and a multipurpose dolls. It was all about supply and demand for profit.

He set up the pageant for anyone to enter, nobody in mind, he was rather transparent in what the plan was too. Knowing what we know of how profit driven he is, his discouragement of female entering could easily have been more than an excuse to add the Viv credit joke based on sales forecast, yet it was a remark he went on to take back. Through the pageant he wasn't opposed to Fizz losing and fresh meat taking over. He was however opposed to Fizz not putting in the work.

It's debatable that he lacks self awareness because we have already established that this character sets person feelings aside and just wants business to run, furthermore, for all we know Fizz may be bringing hesitation for the first time this year. It makes sense why he's willing to let Fizz voice hatred for him aslong as he keeps up being milked until dry.

A lot like many employers in hospitality (a reminder that Fizz was also fed up in this area) and entertainment.

Mammon stepped into the ever triggering parent role and numberours of them, referring to the future pageant winner as 'stepkid', Fizz as a 'son' and 'grand baby', firmly asserting himself as a leader who commands respect which isn't entirely bad, all whilst behaving like a strict stage parent from the very beauty pageants he criticizes, and why? Because it's effective maybe? Like it or not we saw his shows go on to be a massive success.

In the real world we have things widely and rightfully condemned like low grade junk food and cheap clothes, only at the same time as some fat cat getting richer pushing poor quality, these goods are being made accessible to those with little who can't afford better. A greedy business person person who wants more customers likely doesn't care that they are doing great harm or help.

Looloo land was a good example of corporate greed big business that people benefit from, like it or not. This place was easily accessible and the workforce were anyone.

Mammon protected his rip off inspired work with a contract so tight that the leader of hell can't do anything about it.

A complex contract is something we would see again with fellow villain and successful gangster businessman Crimson.

Blitzø on the other hand is not failing because he's their opposite which is 'good', he is failing because he is a very proud, arrogant individual who wants his idea to just work, there's little wiggle room. It was Moxxie who would learn in the episode where he was allowed to lead his own mission that a 'my way or the highway' attitude can bring more issues than solution.

Back to Moxxie. When his very greedy and sinister dad was ready to use him for a business deal that would involve an arranged marriage, he tried superficially winning Moxxie over by rigging the house with dildos, assuming he must enjoy stuff like that.

This guy objectified and forced the hand of his own adult child with zero interest and regard.

Yet did we have to see Mammon being made to rebuke these behaviours and let us know there's limitations to his greed? No, he didn't need to tone down.

Only 'greed' is held to accountability

The higher ups have to be humbled in order to be liked, the only ways seems to be to have a place themselves alongside and have sexual relationship with those at the very bottom of society

and not be responsible for the negative aspects of what they govern over are.

All the fun and non of the responsibility

As covered, Bee and Ozzie who we had to learn are believers in knowing your limits and consent, are nothing to with any trouble associate with them that follow,

ws. so whilst Crimson provided excellent groundwork for Mammon with his greed and making a loved imp sad, there have been two missed opportunities to passively pad out Ozzie and Bee.

Verosika the sucubus SA Moxxie with her gang, they shapeshifted into cute humans to come to earth and host a sucubus hosted beach party, to corrupt a bunch of youths. Verosika would also be revealed to be an addict, along with Barbiewire. Verosika would travel to earth with beeljuice which caused a massive scene.

Barbie shape shifted into a human, travelled with Ozzie's crystals (something Stolas as high up as he is had to request) and seduced a teenager into helping her push drugs.

But it's not Ozzie nor Bee's issues, they don't associate with the negative aspects of what they rule over.

Two side characters are pushing frowned upon over indulgence and degeneracy amungst kids on earth.

In a story where the parent story tells us that there's a hell overpopulation problem.

An issue that is dealt with via genocide and the mess left behind in the form of devine weapon parts, can slay the higher ups!

But that's not Ozzie nor Bee's issues?

#helluva boss critical #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss beelzebub #helluva boss mammon #hazbin hotel critical #long post #character analysis

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incessanttranquility · 1 year ago

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Gehenna's First Ever Cook-Off! The Finals! (Part 4)

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LTD!MC : Hello everyone and welcome back to our cook-off! This will be our finals as our contestants will be cooking dinner for our two judges, everyone, brace yourselves as this cook-off gets pretty tense! Who will be the champion of this cook-off? We shall find out as the cook-off begins once again! Starting now!

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Team Solomon :

OM!Solomon : Looks delicious as usual :D *Cooking pot is literally steaming black smoke.*

WHB!Solomon : :o looks appetizing :3

OM!Solomon : Thank you, and now it's done! <D

WHB!Solomon : Yay! :] I'll go get a plate :D

*Dish definitely looks... delicious! Totally doesn't look like a frozen soup but the soup is a black substance with octopus legs and chicken feet sticking out of it!*

OM!Solomon : It looks very nice :D I'll just add a pinch of salt and put it in the oven for 10 minutes :3

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Team Cats and Tea :

*WHB!Satan and OM!Satan is arguing about who will be baking a strawberry pie, Sitri is just doing his own thing, focusing because he wants to win, obviously.*

WHB!Satan : Give me that whisk, NOW.

OM!Satan : There is no fucking way in hell I'm giving this to YOU.

WHB!Satan : As if you can even make a perfect strawberry pie.

OM!Satan : Pfft, hahaha! You're saying that as if you can do that as well, you can't even make a fucking pancake!

WHB!Satan : What the fuck did you just say?!

OM!Satan : I said that you can't even make a fucking pancake, are you fucking deaf or what?!

WHB!Satan : Grr... *crunches teeth as he tackles OM!Satan, they just continue to argue while Sitri just cooks curry, not even giving a shit because all that he cares about is winning, he totally wasn't giving glares at Minhyeok for a moment and then focusing back onto his cooking after that! totally!*

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Team Best friends :

Minhyeok : Hm, seems that the soup is now ready, Ppyong, I'll help you cook the chicken.

Ppyong : Alright, aye!

Minhyeok : There, while we wait for the chicken to cook, we'll make cherry and pumpkin pie, some iced tea would probably go with it as well, I'll think about that later, but for now, let's make cherry pie first.

Ppyong : Sure, aye! :D

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Team Mammon :

OM!Mammon : ...Gold, again..? Really?

WHB!Mammon : Yes, except it's cupcakes and ice cream :D

OM!Mammon : Alright but, uh... can we at least cook somethin' that doesn't involve gold...?

WHB!Mammon : Sure :D

OM!Mammon : Alrighty! I'll cook noodles!

WHB!Mammon : Okay :3

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Team Envy :

OM!Leviathan : ..You've been doing this for 6 hours now...

WHB!Leviathan : *Literally just glaring at him.*

OM!Leviathan : ...I'm making pizza.. can you please at least help...?

WHB!Leviathan : ...Fine.

OM!Leviathan : Finally...

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LTD!MC : Times up! Contestants, please present your dish.

Sitri : Here you go.

LTD!MC : ...Uh, what the hell happened to those two?

Sitri : They kept on arguing, and both of them ended up getting covered in patches.

LTD!MC : ...Oh, uh, well then, let's move on!

WHB!MC : Pretty good honestly, the curry kind of lacks a little flavor but still good.

OM!MC : As for the pumpkin pie, the taste is... something else, at least it isn't on Solomon's level...

LTD!MC : Alright judges, what would you rate this dish?

WHB!MC : We're gonna give it an 8

LTD!MC : Great, that brings to the total of 22. next contestants, please.

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Minhyeok : We both got pretty tired making the pie crust, but it's worth it, here you guys go ^^

WHB!MC : Another full-course meal, I love my wife so much.

OM!MC : My taste buds got cured after tasting Minhyeok's pumpkin pie. *Nom.*

LTD!MC : ...Judges, what would you rate this full-course meal?

WHB!MC : 10, obviously.

LTD!MC : Great, that brings to the total of 25, next contestants please.

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OM!Solomon : Here's our dish :D *Octopus arm is literally sticking out of the soup.*

WHB!MC : I wasn't prepared for this moment.

OM!MC : ... *Faints.*

WHB!MC : Nope, I'm definitely not gonna eat this.

LTD!MC : ...Alright, judges, what would you rate this.. dish..?

WHB!MC : I don't want to make both of them sad so we're gonna give them an 8.

LTD!MC : Alright, that gives them to the total of 16, Next contestants, please. (Note : they got 16 because in part 2, they got an 8 as well, I just forgot to write it because part 3.2 was rushed)

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WHB!Mammon : Here :D

OM!MC : Gold Ice Cream is yummy, honestly. As for the curry, it lacks some flavor, but it's okay.

OM!Mammon : Hell yeah! I knew ya would like my cookin'!

WHB!MC : *Lick lick.* Delicious, would eat again honestly.

LTD!MC : Alright judges, what would you rate this dish?

WHB!MC : A 9/10.

LTD!MC : Great, that brings to the total of 18, last contestants, please present your dish.

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WHB!Leviathan : Here.

OM!MC : Mm, tastes really good honestly, but not Minhyeok level, still, it's good.

WHB!MC : I want another slice. *Nom.*

LTD!MC : Alright judges, what would you rate this dish?

WHB!MC : A 10/10. *Nom.*

LTD!MC : Great! That brings to the total of 19, Team Best friends are the winners!

Ppyong : Uwahhh!!! I'm so so happy!!

Minhyeok : Me too, even though I wasn't expecting this, I'm still happy about this ^^

Sitri : WHY YOU— *Got so mad that he started running up to Minhyeok, Satan followed because he also got jealous.*

Minhyeok : E-eh?! What did I do wrong?! *Starts running away.*

LTD!MC : ...Well then, before our cook-off finishes, let us receive messages from our guests one last time!

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TWST!Yuu : HELL YEAH MINHYEOK WON WOOHOO

Malleus : I'd say that his cooking does look flavorsome and appetizing, Child of Man, would you like me to cook something for you as well?

TWST!Yuu : Awww, sure! Why not?

Malleus : Thank you Child of Man, we'll do it later, I'll walk you to Diasomnia once I ease up.

MM!MC : I knew it, Minhyeok was going to win.

WHB!Beelzebub : The two got way too jealous of him! Hahahaha!

Bael : Now that the cook-off is finished, are you gonna go to work now?

WHB!Beelzebub : Aww man, c'mon now... I still wanna wander around!

Bael : ..You've already left your post for a week now.

WHB!Beelzebub : ...Fine..

LTD!MC : Aaaand that is all for our cook-off! Thanks to the guests for coming here to watch this spectacular Cook-Off! Who knows? Maybe we'll host another one? But once again, thank you everyone for enjoying our Cook-off! I am your host, and goodbye! See y'all soon!

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Note : WOOHOO I AM FINALLY FINISHED BABY, I might make another one but with the Tartaros demons, so stay tuned :3 It won't be posted here though, It'll be posted on my account @luochaarchivist because I'm abandoning this account, just go follow me there if y'all want to :3

Anyways gonna go tag moot @takitafulily

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