#It lasts for a week
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levia-chan · 10 months ago
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*MC has been moping all week and Solomon doesn't understand why*
Solomon: Um, MC, listen, did something happen? You haven't been yourself lately.
MC:...
Solomon: Honey, please tell me what's the matter. I will do everything to make you stop being sad!
MC:.. Maslenitsa...
Solomon: Maslenitsa? Oh.. *Solomon remembered that at this time in the homeland of the MC there is such a holiday as Maslenitsa*
MC: *they seemed to droop even more*
Solomon:...
Solomon: Well, let's go on Maslenitsa!
MC: Can we? We have a lot to do.
Solomon: We've been working too hard lately. We need a rest. I think they will be able to figure it out for themselves :)
MC: Hooray!!! *shone like the sun*
*MC and Solomon had a great time, but some people didn't like their absence*
Lucifer: So, can you explain why you went to the human world?
Asmo: Solomon, MC, how was your date~? I need more details!
Mammon: Asmo, stop! And anyway, why were you with Solomon of all people?! You could have asked me to come with you!!
MC: We were on Maslenitsa!
Lucifer: Where?
MC: On Maslenitsa! This is such a holiday. Today was the last day, and I couldn't miss it!
Solomon: Yeah :). We ate pancakes and went through various contests together *He grinned, knowing that this angered the brothers*
MC: *nodded vigorously in confirmation*
MC: And we also rode a chariot!
Solomon: We also burned an effigy.
Lucifer:...
Beel: MC, did you eat pancakes without me? *Sad sounds of Beelzebub*
MC: Don't worry, I brought some with me. Here you go!
Beel: Thank you!! *Happy sounds of Beelzebub*
Mammon: I understand everything, but why burn a scarecrow?!?
MC: This is to spend the winter and meet the spring!
Levi: Errr, people are so weird.
Mammon: Who would talk!!
Levi: And what's that supposed to mean?!
*The House of Lamentation has become noisy again*
MC: Oh, and here we are again. Not a moment's peace.
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susiephone · 7 months ago
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago
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Knowledge Revenge.
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officialspec · 28 days ago
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hello? hello? can anyone hear m
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trekkerac · 26 days ago
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Winning is just doing better than your competition
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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trick or treat!
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fwicksart · 19 days ago
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how long you think it'd been since he'd last seen his reflection?
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arkangelo-7 · 9 days ago
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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.
Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.
But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.
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jackassbroadcast · 4 months ago
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Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️
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petricorah · 1 year ago
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continuing my trend of drawing sleeping zuko for my birthday [ids in alt]
bonus sketches below the cut bc i thought they were funny--
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kataangoogie · 5 months ago
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Day 3: Parenthood 🎏
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normal-thoughts-official · 5 months ago
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Is that a lot of money to you?
If not, then please consider donating that amount to Safa'a and her family, who are desperate to escape the war in Gaza and start over. The fundraiser is in Euros, but a Dollar is worth an Euro, so you don't have to convert anything again! Just donate the same amount!
And if it is, then donate what you can - half an hour, ten minutes, whatever you can spare. Many small donations are what we're going for! And of course, if you can spare more hours for her, please do!
Please, let's help her out. Her fundraiser is vetted!
#1hourForSafaa
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bixels · 7 months ago
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steel-peach · 8 months ago
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Ace Attorney 1 nostalgia trip drawings
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o0kawaii0o · 8 months ago
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Family
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sunlit-mess · 8 months ago
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coping real hard
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