#lucifer fanfic challenge

[incarnadin3]

Obey Me! Quotes from an incorrect quote generator pt.3

MC: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer? Lucifer: … No. Diavolo: I do! MC: I know, Diavolo. Diavolo: I’m sad! MC: I know, Diavolo.

Satan : Stubs their toe FUCK! Lucifer: Mind your language! Satan : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Lucifer: Satan : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Mammon : Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Lucifer, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Mammon : Mammon : fsh

Mammon : Change is inedible. Lucifer: Don't you mean inevitable? Mammon , spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Asmodeous: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Belphegor: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

MC: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Mammon: What if it bites me and it dies!? Lucifer: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen. Mammon: What if it bites itself and I die? Solomon: That’s voodoo. Luke: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Lucifer: That’s correlation, not causation. MC: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Asmodeous: That’s kinky. Lucifer: Oh my God.

MC, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Lucifer: Hey. Diavolo: Hi. Barbatos: Hello. Solomon: Hey! MC: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Simeon: We were out of Doritos.

MC: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Belphegor: You mean literally or figuratively? MC: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…

Beelzebub: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Belphegor: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Solomon: How petty can you get? MC: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

[spnfanficpond]

Secret Santa 2023 Masterlist

A Night By the Fireplace by @fangirlingfromdownunder

Summary/Prompt: SPN Pond Secret Santa: Stuck home because of a snowstorm

I'd Never Leave You Stranded by @samanddean76

Summary : Jared planned a getaway for their Christmas vacation. Jensen arrived the day before, but with the worsening winter weather, will he be able to get Jared from the airport? Or will their snowy adventure be a total loss?

Always Have Always Will by @little-diable

Summary: It's been years since Dean and (y/n) have parted ways, but perhaps this year's Christmas season is finally the right time to find their way back together.

Christmas Magic by @jessjad

Summary: Sometimes all you need is a little christmas magic to help you be at ease with the decisions you made.

The Christmas Present by @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior

Summary: Y/N is beginning to wonder just where she fits into Jensen's life. Is she expendable?

Need by @hoboal87

Prompt: Renewal of Mating Vows

Unlikely by @apocalypseornaw

Summary: It's an unlikely pair. A hunter and a men of letters or is it after all?

Incidentally, It Was Christmas by @ani-coolgirl

Summary: Sam comes out to his brother. Dean handles it about as well as to be expected, and is pretty cool about it--right up until he realizes something rather distressing about himself. That it's Christmastime is purely incidental.

A Christmas Case by @spnexploration

Summary: Dean drags you out of bed to go to a case, ruining your Christmas plans. But does he have a plan to make up for it?

(Don’t) Hurry Down The Chimney Tonight by @talltalesandbedtimestories

Summary: Dean saved Reader from the supernatural on Christmas Eve years ago. Every Christmas since, she has always found a way to show her unending appreciation.

Happy To be Stranded With You by @thepromiscuousduck

Summary: Sam and Dean are stranded on Christmas Eve.

Not So Silent Night by @ladylilithprime

Summary: The hunt was a bust and Dean just wanted to kick back and a bar and pretend he wasn't missing his little brother like one half his lungs. Turns out the bar he picked was a better choice than he'd thought.

The Best Gift One Could Ask For by @heavenssexiestangel

Summary: Dean didn’t expect to spend Christmas with anyone, just like every other Christmas in the past. This year is different, though, and it brings many different things with it - family, hope, a new beginning.

Resurrections and Confessions by @schizonephilim

Summary: The holidays have rolled around again, and Sam finds himself grieving the loss of the angels he never got to have.

Christmas past and giving Present by @a-nah

Summary: The boys hunting for gifts. last minute Christmas.

Snow Globes and Forgiveness by @kickingitwithkirk

Summary: Even with Chuck no longer narrating the story, it’s not a Winchester Christmas till something screws it up.

This is it for the 2023 Secret Santa masterlist!!! I hope you show some love to our wonderful writers!!

For any questions please feel free to ask!

Admins

Michelle - @mrswhozeewhatsis

Marie - @mariekoukie6661

MJ - @thoughtslikeaminefield

Mana - @manawhaat (Founder and Admin Emeritus)

[cookiesandbiscuits]

Cookie's Writing Challenge Day Two: Sunflowers

Prompt of the day: Sunflowers

Pairing: Lucifer x Margarette Camellia Sanchez (OC)

Genre: Fluff

Summary: The Avatar of Pride buys his human her favorite flowers.

Warning: Might be a little OOC. The writer's craving fluff again. Grammatical errors ahead.

Cookie's 18th Birthday Bash Countdown Event

Cookie's Writing Challenge Prompts

< Day One: Sweets ••• Day Three: Rest >

Sunflowers. In the human world, it represents joy and happiness. A flower associated with the sun.

Bright.

Lively.

Shining.

It was a flower that she always adored. He remembered how her eyes sparkled as she gently caressed its petals with her thumb when he brought her one for the first time.

"You remembered that sunflowers are my favorite? It's lovely. Thank you, Luci!"

How can he forget? It was something that made her smile. And he can never forget the things that make his favorite human smile.

The sun never shines in the Devildom. It has always been like that. But when she smiled, it was like he was seeing the sunrise for the first time. Beautiful.

He vowed to himself that he would do anything to protect that smile of hers.

And that promise came to mind when he saw sunflowers displayed in front of a flower shop.

He was out in the human world for a business trip and was walking back to his hotel when he passed by the flower shop where the sunflowers were displayed. And before he knew it, he was already inside the flower shop talking to the florist.

"Hello. How can I help you today?"

"A bouquet of sunflowers, please."

"Right away, sir." The florist went inside to arrange the bouquet.

A few moments later, they returned with the bouquet in hand.

With a friendly smile, they handed the sunflower bouquet to him. "I'm sure your wife will love them, sir."

Wife. The two of them aren't married yet, but the prospect of her being called his wife doesn't sound so bad.

"She's not my wife... yet."

The florist's eyes widened. "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were already married."

"It's alright. They're lovely. Thank you."

He left the shop satisfied with what he bought, and the only thing that's left is to give it to her.

.

.

.

"Lucifer! You're back!"

She greeted him with her usual cheery voice, a hug, and a kiss on the cheek.

"I'm back. The others?"

"Mammon and Asmo are out, Satan, Belphie, and Levi are in their rooms, and Beel won't be back until 7 due to fangol practice."

He smiled. He took the bouquet he was hiding and gave it to her.

"Oh, Luci, they're beautiful! But... why? Is there a special occasion I'm forgetting, somehow?"

He frowned at her perplexed look. "Do I need a reason to surprise you?"

"W-well, no... I was just caught off-guard. I'm not used to receiving gifts for no reason."

He chuckled before placing a kiss on her head. "Well, you better get used to it, my dear."

Sunflowers. They represent joy and happiness. And Lucifer had found his sunflower, shining brightly under the Devildom's endless night sky.

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[anamateurhumanbeing]

So, guess who finally pulished a fanfiction after six months. Life was pretty hectic, but finally managed to get back into the swing of things with the Trick AU Treat Week challenge, hosted by the AUgust discord server. Prompt 1 was "Deal with the Devil", so have a Hazbin Hotel fic. Human Charlie summons Devil Lucifer, bonding ensues.

[hazbin-writings-and-musings]

Lucifer Morningstar x Pregnant!Reader Headcanons

As much as dear Lucy and reader enjoyed themselves in this headcanon post, I can't help but imagine such activities might lead to Charlie become a big sister, so I put some headcanons together for such a situation. I know that Sinners can't get pregnant as canon currently stands, so I typically employ either the Rules of Fanfic or I imagine reader is a living human that ended up in Hell through magic shenanigans (will elaborate with a prompt post once I've got the spoons), though of course you're free to imagine them as Hellborn or whatever suits your fancy!

Warnings: Pregnancy Mention, Implied Smut

- He's insistent you see the Royal Physician as soon as you start experiencing symptoms, but he's not at all prepared for the diagnosis you bring back, and he might need you to repeat it a few dozen times. You're pregnant? With a baby? And it's his? He put a baby in you? You're going to have his baby? An actual baby? He's going to be a dad again?! So goes the conversation for a good ten or so minutes, and suffice to say he's far from calm once the news finally does sink in. Given that the two of you had assumed that an angel and a mortal couldn't reproduce, this is more than an unexpected surprise, and Lucifer knows all too well how much of a fuss this will create from Hell's lowest ring all the way up to Heaven. That's to say nothing of how Charlie might take the news...

- Once the initial panic fades, after a solid hour or so, he gathers himself and focuses on setting a course of action. A very important decision needs to be made. He says it's up to you, but upon being asked what he'd like to do, the King of Hell surprises himself and answers without hesitation that he'd love to have this baby with you. He's surprised because he knows better than anyone that it will be challenging, but he can't deny how much he wants it regardless. Having Charlie was the greatest thing he'd ever done, and the thought of another little bundle makes his heart swell in ways he can barely describe, but ultimately he'll support whatever decision you make. Carrying a half-Archangel is no easy feat... Hearing that you want the same and intend to carry through is enough to make him lift you clear off the ground in a spinning airborne embrace, wings fluttering like a hummingbird as he breaks out into a celebratory musical number or two. He can't wait to be a dad all over again!

- If you thought he pampered you before, you were wrong. He doubles the amount of servants at your call, ensures there's always a physician available at a moment's notice, and hires a full team of chefs to cook whatever you might crave at any hour of the day. From beginning to end, he doesn't want you to want for anything, and the man knows a thing or two about spoiling, and he goes all out to ensure you're surrounded by comfort at all times. That's to say nothing of his own personal dedication to more or less worshiping your existence. Even the tiniest indication of pain or discomfort has him leaping to your assistance. Backrub? Footrub? Full body massage? You name it, he's quite happy to provide. If it wasn't such a cliche he'd be rather happy to feed you grapes from a golden platter. His efforts are borne from the deep sense of pride he feels every time he looks at you and thinks of how incredible it is that he's with you, that you're carrying his child, and that the two of you are bringing something quite wonderful and unique into existence. Said pride fully extends to the public view, where he doesn't hesitate to show you off and humbly brag to anyone that will listen about the news.

- You'll also find that as protective as he was before, he doesn't even hesitate to get his fangs out now, not that many in Hell are stupid enough to mess with the King's beloved. He expects you to be treated with the highest levels of respect, and if he can't accompany you somewhere, he'll insist on an armed escort to keep you safe. This fear isn't completely unfounded, as there are some willing to risk everything for an upper hand on Lucifer, but he's got ample experience keeping the opportunists at bay. He did the same when Lilith was expecting Charlie.

- Speaking of Charlie, the only thing that gives him any kind of hesitation is his fear that she might take the news poorly. Though she took your relationship well, what if she isn't thrilled about a younger sibling? With their relationship so recently repaired, he fears she might worry about being replaced or pushed aside, and he doesn't know how to reassure her that nothing will ever make him love her less. Thankfully, with her boundless kindness and eternally upbeat personality, the Princess of Hell puts his worries to rest as soon as she gets the news. In fact, she reacts much the same way her father did; a massive hug and a delighted musical number, albeit with far more happy sobbing. She promises through tears that she'll be the best big sister Hell has ever seen, and that she simply can't wait.

[kaylopolis]

Alastor's Shadow (18+) Masterlist

Alastor x F!Reader, Alias: Thestral

Synopsis: There’s a new Overlord in town and it isn’t the Radio Demon. Six years after you fell into Hell, you have finally earned your seat at the table as Pentagram City’s newest and baddest and with the Extermination coming six months sooner than planned, it is now time to implement your ultimate endgame. Afterall, who doesn’t love a bit of power and chaos? Your plans brings you to the doorstep of the Hazbin Hotel as Charlie’s newest Redeemer, but who you find waiting for you will not only turn your entire plan upside down, but also challenge your grab for power… 

Tags: Slow burn, rivals to lovers, eventual smut 

Author note: This is my first attempt at a fanfic, but I was just so inspired and wanted to post it somewhere after writing like +67K words (and counting). So here goes nothing I guess?

Warnings: Minors DNI! 18+! May contain disturbing, gruesome, and graphic sexual scenes. Graphic violence. Blood. Obsession. Mentions of abuse. Mentions of substance abuse. Trigger warnings will be given at the beginning of each chapter. 

“Power is of two kinds. One is obtained by the fear of punishment and the other by acts of love. Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent than the one derived from fear…” 

- Mahatma Gandhi

-> Chapter One - The Commercial

-> Chapter Two - Breakfast

-> Chapter Three - Care for a Drink? Spice 🔥

-> Chapter Four - The Meeting

-> Chapter Five - Night's Mistress Smut 💦

-> Chapter Six - A Stroll Spice 🔥

-> Chapter Seven - Forget Me Knot Smut 💦

-> Chapter Eight - The Headliner Spice🔥

-> Chapter Nine - A Black Suit Spice🔥

-> Chapter Ten - Cute Smut 💦

-> Chapter Eleven - Lucifer's Visit

-> Chapter Twelve - The Kidnapping

-> Chapter Thirteen - The Truth

-> Chapter Fourteen - Picking a Fight Smut 💦

—> A message to the readers

-> Chapter Fifteen - Heaven's Worst Kept Secret Smut 💦

-> Chapter Sixteen - Let’s Kill God Smut 💦

-> Chapter Seventeen - The Countdown Cuteness ❤️

Alternative Endings:

My Fawn & My Shadow:

-> Chapter Eighteen - The Endgame

-> Epilogue

Paris

-> Chapter Eighteen - The Endgame

-> Epilogue

->Afterword

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Supernatural: The Showrunner's Challenge

A writing challenge/exercise

I saw this post and thought it would be really fun to make a SPN specific version. Some of these I tweaked from the OG post, some are the exact same, and others are brand new. If you like this, please give the OG post some love for the creators great idea!!

Think you can write better than the showrunners of Supernatural? Let’s find out! This prompt is a writing exercise/challenge to create a ‘season’ of Supernatural via fanfic. Each chapter functions as an episode.

Prompt:

To start, think of what you would change about SPN if you were its showrunner. Would you scrap everything and start from new? Keep the series going with a new season? Pick a spot in the show and diverge from there? Ignore all the plot and play dolls with your favorite characters? 

Write a chapter that works as the Pilot of the show you want to see. At the end of each episode, roll a d12 to see what you must include in the following episode:

Roll a d12:

1. Everything at once: Roll twice, use both. If you get 1 again, keep rolling. Your only way out is to stop getting 1s. 

2. TMWWBK: Give every character in the previous chapter a number. Using a dice roll/random number generator, the character whose number is selected is now the main subject and POV of the next episode. 

For a greater challenge: include any character mentioned by name and any character with dialogue. (i.e. If Sam mentions Bobby, give him a number. If the waitress at a diner talks to Dean, give her a number)

3. Fan favorite: Your most recently mentioned character (or named object) is now beloved by the audience. You must give them a bigger part in the story, a special destiny, or an important new romance or friendship. 

If you roll 3 again; the character must get killed off to motivate their friends/allies/love interest or to serve the plot.

If you roll 3 a third time; either start over OR they come back from the dead.

4. High Concept Episode: Due to plot/MOTW/meddling gods/whatever, the characters are trapped in a different genre than usual. Roll a d6. 

High Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Apocalypse/Alternate Reality 

Time Travel/Time loop

Sit-com/Meta

Crossover/Stuck in a video Game

Slasher/Death Game

5. Filler episode: The next chapter must be completely low stakes and set you at ease. 

For a greater challenge: Flip a coin for each main character. 

Heads: Their filler is full of thoughtful inner world building and characterization

Tails: They are interrogating the milves (i.e. doing something silly and stupid)

6. Mothership: The next chapter must include the characters making references to/listening to/arguing about/having a feelings jam accompanied by... Classic Rock. 

Bonus: If you roll three 6’s in a row, introduce a Lucifer plotline (If you were ALREADY writing about Lucifer.... kill him).

7. Fallen Angels and Special Children: If the last character mentioned in the previous episode has special abilities, they lose them. If that character does not have special abilities, they gain them.

8. The Focus Group: The execs created a focus group to see if audiences would like more romance in the show. Flip a coin to determine the outcome:

Heads: The audience is into it and so are the execs! The next episode needs to involve a deep, sappy confession of either love or admiration between two characters that have not previously been romantically involved. 

Tails: The audience is into it but the execs aren't so sure... The next episode needs to introduce a budding romance between two characters that is only ever alluded to, but never stated outright.

If you roll 8 again:

If you got Heads on the previous flip: The characters have a messy breakup/divorce.

If you got Tails on the previous flip: One character dies right after outright stating their romantic feelings for the other.

9. Familiar Faces: A character from a different season is (re)introduced and becomes plot relevant. (ex: if you’re writing early seasons, include Kevin, Rowena, Ketch, Dagon, ect. If you’re writing late seasons, include Rufus, Cassie, Ava, Bela, ect.)

For greater challenge, assign characters a number and select via dice roll OR

Use a tumblr poll to have followers select

10. J2 Fallout: The two most recently mentioned characters' actors have, IRL, gone through a VERY messy divorce or friend breakup. You cannot put them in the same scene, but they must both remain relevant to the show. 

If you roll 10 again, they reconcile. 

11. Deep Analysis: Roll a d6. The next episode must include the theme of:

Grief

Bodily Autonomy

Family don’t end in blood

Family is Hell/Absent Fathers and Absent Gods

What makes a monster monstrous

Love

12. Are we ever really done? The most recently mentioned character's actor has decided to leave the show. Kill off their character. 

If you roll 12 again for another episode, the character returns.

There's a few bonuses to a character returning, so if you so choose, Flip a coin. 

Heads: the actor chose to come back and the character looks the same. 

Tails: the actor did not reprise their role so the character has a "new vessel." 

The other bonus flip:

Heads: upon return, the character is on the side of the protags 

Tails: upon return, the character is working against the protags

Have fun and happy writing <3

Please feel free to tweak this game however works best for you. And if anyone does actually end up writing and posting something based off this, PLEASE tag me bc I wanna see lmao

Tagging a few writing buddies who might get a kick out of this: @kerryweaverlesbian @shallowseeker @bloodydeanwinchester @gryptids @kingflups

[whattimeisitfic]

WHY BLACK?

Alright so, for those of you who are up to date on this fanfic, you know that in Chapter 44 (the latest chapter I’ve posted upon writing this) Lucifer grows himself a new set of wings in the middle of the battle. The only catch is these wings turn BLACK at the end. I had a couple of people ask what the significance of the black is, and I wanted to talk about it here because— just— symbolism is so yum!

SOOO, here we go:

While the colour black is often attributed to the concepts of corruption and evil, it can also be used to symbolize elegance as power. This kind of serves the character of Lucifer in a couple different ways. First of all, and most surface level, Lucifer is, quite literally, the most powerful being in all of Hell. So, obviously a colour that represents power fits that like a glove. However, more importantly, our darling King of Hell is also often depicted and viewed by others as this source of corruption, evil and damnation. The black perfectly coincides with the misunderstanding the universe has of him. They look at him and see evil, they look at the colour black and think evil, but in actuality that’s not it at all. There’s a hidden, underlying beauty behind it all that, if they can get past their own personal biases, they will be able to see for themselves.

Additionally to all of this, black is ALSO the signature colour of mourning in MANY cultures. And, as I’m sure we all know, Lucifer has a lot to mourn over in his fic. I mean, he earned his wings fighting his wife for fucks sake! The reason he had to regrow them in the first place is because the other ones were incinerated while he was being tortured. The guy is a walking representation of melancholy, and his wings represent that. Once again, it plays into the idea of expectations vs reality. People look at him and his new black wings and think: evil. When, in actuality, there is a deep sadness that courses through him in everything he does. His wings are a direct reminder of all the challenges he has faced in life, and the mark that has made on his soul.

To tie into that, they kind of show that even though he’s been through so much, even though he’s suffered and continues to suffer, it doesn’t make him any less beautiful. In fact, in some ways, it almost makes him more.

So yeah, that’s basically it! Yummy. Ugh. I just love brainstorming this shit! Wow what an unofficial way to end off a post! Whatever. Bye bye bitches!

[nvaelahrn]

Prompts fulfilled:

• A waking B up by kissing all over their face.

• "I wanted you to think I was cool" "oh?" "Yeah, but then I tripped" tweaked into “No, no, I just… stumbled in here, I wanted to come in all composed and… uh…” "is that so?" "Yeah, but then I tripped"

• Person A making room for Person B to sit with them.

• Person A checking Person B's temperature by touching their forehead to theirs.

• "You're just so easy to pick up."

• "How does it feel to not get your way?”

• Character A burns their tongue, character B kisses it better.

[inconspicious-random-thoughts]

The Hazbin Timeline

I'm just making a timeline list of the Hazbin Hell residents biological and death ages. It's fun and interesting to see who is around who time period and such.

It might make help fanfic writers with backstories to know who existed at what time.

Im making the "current" date in the Hazbin universe 2019 as that's when The pilot aired.

Oldest: Lucifer. Existed before the dawn of mankind.

Adam: First man, existed since the dawn of mankind

Lilith: First woman, Existed since the dawn of mankind.

Eve: Second woman, Existed since the dawn of mankind, after Lilith.

Zestial: Information unknown beside oldest overlord, but going by his Shakespearean speech, death around the 1600's making him about 400 years old.

Possibly witness in his lifetime: Mary, Queen of Scots, executed for treason by order of Queen Elizabeth I, Galileo's experiments, Pilgrims from England arrive at Plymouth, Massachusetts, on the Mayflower.

Charlie: Appears to be in her 20s but

Despite her youthful appearance, it appears that Charlie's age is a matter of question. Although Vivziepop thinks that Charlie does celebrate birthdays with the standard kind of party, she is still unsure of how demon years and time work for someone like Charlie. In a later stream, Vivziepop stated that demons age in "hell years"] This may hint that Charlie's biological aging is different from how humans age, although it is unknown if hell years are similar in length to Earth years.

In one of the Hazbin Hotel pilot teasers, a portrait of the Magne family taken in the year 1871 hints that Charlie is decades older than she appears. Although this detail is omitted in the final version of the pilot, Faustisse has corroborated that Charlie is over 200 years old.

Rosie: Tricky, giving by her preferred time period, her death would be about 1890ish and her birth near 1850s-1860s making her 170 years old BUT Faustisse stated Rosie never died, suggesting that she was born in Hell. Which may subject to change as the show progress but if she's Hell born, they grow slower. So if we doing the same math as Charlie, she been around for 400 years. Which is similar to Zestial but not mention she on par with him in age so I think her being Hellborn not going to be finalized in canon. Rosie human age would be a little older if not similar to Alastor mother ages which is probably why he so easily bonds with her along with similar interest.

Sir Pentious: Biologically 40s, deceased 1888 making his soul 170is years old. His birth year is in the 1840s (This guy live through over 100 exterminations, and turf wars and challenging Alastor?)

Witness in his lifetime. The great famine in Ireland, the great Chicago fire, the pony express, the civil war, Lincoln assassinated, the statue of Liberty being dedicated,

Carmilia: Going with my headcanon that Carmilla was the lead ballerina in swan lake. Swan lake composed in 1877. Also, we have to consider her daughters to figure her death as I think they all died the same day. One of them goes by the name Clara...which is character in the nutcracker composed in 1892. So their deaths are after that date. Swan lake had a revival at 1895 so we just making their deaths at that time for sake of making it easy. Carmilla is vibing near 40 but I wouldn't push her past that as I think it be tough to be a 40 year old ballerina in the late 1800's. So her birth year is 1860s So I'm just going to guess her age be no older then 35 making her soul 160ish.

Her daughters being little after that. Being 150ish years old.

Witness in his lifetime. The civil war, Lincoln assassinated, the great Chicago fire, the statue of Liberty being dedicated,

Tom Trench: Biologically in his 40s, died 1910-1920s. Assumed during ww1 making his birth year late 1870s. His soul being around 150ish years old.

Alastor: Biologically 30-40's so for simplicity sake-35. So being born just smidge before the turn of 1900s. His death is 1933. Making his soul about 120 years old.

He witnessed 3 states included in the Us (up at 48 at his death) Wright brothers flight, Titanic sink, WW1, Great depression, Woman can vote, and prohibition.

Husk: Biologically 60-70, to make is simple 65. his death in the 1970s. Making his birth year about 1910's. About a decade after Alastors birth. Husker soul age about 110 years old. Husker has nearly the same timeline as Alastor and Angel except Husker lived an additional 40-50 years. Husk is about 10 year difference between both Alastor and Angel in either direction. So Husker being one the very few characters who lived a full life could at some point crossed paths with most of the characters in his living life, especially its been noted he was a world traveler to increase those odds. Alastor, Mimzy, Angel, Vox, Nifty, and Valentino. Husker is the unique character we get to witness that he an "old soul" because he lived the longest while alive, yet is in the same soul generation as Alastor, Angel and Vox, yet one of the youngest with his afterlife and still managed to be Overlord at one point. His overlords years being in the 1980-90s. As it takes time to become an overlord with the exception of Alastor. But I believe Husk did raise to Overlord fairly rapidly but lost it nearly as quickly as it seems Alastor had him under contract for a long while. Husk was in his 20s during Alastor death, in his 30s going on 40s for Angel Death, and 40's for Nifty and Nox death. Husk and Valentino share the same Hell afterlife timeline.

Angel Dust: Stated his age is in the 30s...and it most be very early 30's because I do not get the impression of him being 30 but more in the 20's. It so weird to know Angel meant to be a few years younger then Alastor biologically. Death year 1947. Making his birth year around 1917. His soul being just over 100 years. about 20 year difference from Alastor. Alastor hitting the age of adulthood while Husker not even a preteen at the time of Angel birth. Angel was in his mid teens when Alastor died.. Alastor possibly linked to is murders at this time of death and Angel would witness the news that would arise from it. Possibly heard some of Alastor broadcast. Angel is assumed gone by the name Anthony for a few decades in Hell before adopting his porn star name when he signed on with Valentino.

Vox: Biologically 30-40's so for simplicity sake-35. Died in the 1950's. Making his birth year about 1915 his soul just over 100 years old. He was a teen at the time of Alastor death. Alastor possibly linked to is murders at this time of death and Vox would witness the news that would arise from it. Angel and Vox lives and death are about in the same timeline, Angel died no more than a decade before Vox.

Witness in his lifetime: Great depression, prohibition start and end. all of WWII, holocaust, Hindenburg, Mount Rushmore finished first motion picture with sound The Jazz Singer.

Niffty: Biologically 22. Died in the 1950's making her birth year about 1930's. Her soul is about 90 years old. She possibly the youngest biological age character we seen. She as an infant when Alastor died. A preteen to late teen when Angel died. Possibly watched Voxs programs. (I headcanon that Vox is a tv game host). Died about the same time as Vox. Husk was in his 40s at her time of Death. Husk was in his 20 at the time of her birth.

Valentino: I'm placing him similar to Vox age so 35. He died in 1970's making his birth year about 1935. Just after Alastor death. Was in his late teens at the time of Vox death. Possibly watched Voxs programs growing up. (I headcanon that Vox is a tv game host). His soul is about 85 years old. Angel is older than Valentino even if Angel biological age might been slightly younger.

Angel been around longer than Valentino and its easy to forget that. Angel been uncontracted for a few decades before Valeninto became an overlord.

In his lifetime, the last two states was added to the US. Beatlemania, the space race, woodstock.

Katie Killjoy: in her 40's and died in 1992. Her birth year being late 1940-early 1950s. Making her soul little over 70 years old.

Zeezi: No information but giving her blatant 80's style she dies in the 80's and her personality seem of someone in early 20s...she was born in the 1960's Making her soul just about 70 years old. Same age as Katie, but Katie lived longer making Zeezi a citizen of Hell longer.

Cherri Bomb: Biologically in her 20s, and died in 1980s. Her birth year being 1960s. Living the same exact timeline as Zeezi. Cherri is possibly the youngest character we witness so far.

Velvette: No real information released but appears to be in the 20s. Her "age and death age" don't really match up to her character, but since maybe that's because she just good at updating and staying on trend. I headcanon it takes a minimum for a soul to become an overlord 10 years. So going by that, early 2000s since she not a brand spankin new overlord, she vibing she been overlord for a few years-close to a decade. ? Her birth year being in the 1980's which....doesn't seem to match. But giving the show timeline is 2019 subtract having years of experience as an overlord, and years to accomative the power and climb the ladder, and add her age...its near 1980s. Only way she can be an overlord with her birth being later in the 90's and death close to current year frame is that the other Vees saw potential and her and adopted her immediately and steamline her into being an overlord. But why would they do that if they just make a deal for her soul and use her potential that way?

That it for now. Hopefully someone enjoys this or could use the information I gathered, some venture a guess on the characters timeline and who may overlap who. I hope it wasn't terribly dull.

[skyeslittlecorner]

It's 2nd April, so - time to meet the first lucky winner~

As I promised, today the first fanfic for your MCs and OCs. It's quite funny, because the first person in the draw turned out to be the one who entered last. Dear @de1-os, congrats! Looks like your waiting was a good strategy~

Writing was a challenge, after all, this is my first fanfic like this. But I had a great time doing it. Asher is a fascinating character, above all with a very sensible approach to these demons. I hope you will like it!

Note: If anything sounds wrong and ooc, please let me know. I'll change it. If you want, you can also change it yourself, it's entirely up to you, and you can edit these texts however you want.

Also, I apologize in advance for any mistakes, especially if I mixed up pronouns. I write in my native language, where there is no equivalent of "they". I could have translated something incorrectly and not noticed when editing. Then let me know too, of course I will correct it.

Words: ~1200

WHB MC Shuffle | Asher

Asher was the first to leave Leviathan's office. Prematurely - as the waiting Astaroth noticed - because the meeting had recently begun. The councils of Hades ended when their king released them. At least that's what he heard. In Gehenna, they ended when the king kicked them out. 

The demon stared at Asher, trying to guess what happened inside. But it wasn't easy when the only thing that changed in their expression was a wrinkled nose. They could just as easily be disgusted or angry as they could be terrified.

“Didn't everything turn out the way you wanted?”

Only a quiet grunt escaped Asher's lips. What were they supposed to say? What always happened, happened today too.

“Glasyalabolas.”

A few days ago, His Majesty Leviathan summoned the descendant of Solomon to attend an extremely important meeting; what was important, only he knew, because Asher was as bored as a pug during political talks. Today's session seemed even less interesting than usual. They achieved a new record of disconnection from the surroundings. They stopped listening before the nobles even started talking. What could they do? They were surrounded by a bunch of hot men, instead of stupid politics, they could have chill out a little. For example, unbutton the shirts to let the chill breeze brush their skin…

Astaroth's snap awakened them before the train of imagination could gain momentum.

“Huh?”

“I asked what he did this time.”

Legs carried them forward, away from this office, as if Asher were afraid that the boredom would spill out and consume them again. Or, even worse, Glasyabolas's hand would land on their thigh again. Although, actually, it wouldn't be that bad. He was quite hot. Except he was an asshole. But what could they do, it only increased the possibilities… They forced themself to at least partially come to their senses. Even though, the fantasies about Glasyal were much more interesting. Yes, they were angry with him, but they still could appreciate a good body and certainly even better skills. It's not easy to shake a connoisseur out of their professionalism.

“He is being himself.” Asher grumbled under their breath. “I'm starting to get fed up with him.”

“Maybe you should take a break. I know a place you might like.”

The place in question turned out to be a cramped shop. The shelves were full of suspicious drugs, they all smelled of herbs and that unusual, sleepy fog surrounding Hades. Raven feathers, stone amulets, and reptile scales were stuffed among laurel branches and incantation ribbons. Astaroth, wrapped in snake coils, looked like one of the exhibits. Surrounded by the mysticism of this place, he seemed even sexier than usual. But why did the demon brought them here?

“Look.” The man pointed to the jar of clay standing at their feet. “These are lumps of earth collected from the place where His Majesty Lucifer fell into Hell.”

Asher bent down and picked up a small thing that looked more like a vial.

“Should it really be standing that low? Someone will kick it and everything will fall apart.”

“The thing is, these stones are extremely…”

They put the jar on a shelf among engraved beads and blue-labeled containers. Old wood groaned and splinters appeared from the bottom.

“…heavy.”

“Never mind.” Asher quickly put that quirk back where it was. It occurred to them that they might throw it at Glasyalabolas. Maybe he would finally get his shit together.

“You're wrinkling your nose again. Are you thinking the same thing as before?”

“Maybe… I'm sick of him, you know? I want to throw it in his face.”

“I think you should let your desires take over. Be corrupted. Be yourself.” Demon reached for a drug with a blue label. “But I propose a more sophisticated way.”

“What do you mean?”

“These are sleep oils with little side effect. You fall asleep faster, but you wake up much more tired.”

Without much thought, Asher grabbed a package three times its size.

“We'll take it.”

The gift they had prepared didn't look suspicious. An ordinary pillow that smelled of lavender. People lie perfectly, so explaining it was supposed to be easy. Asher had some credible stories ready. In fact, they were even a little disappointed that Glasyal didn't ask where the gift came from. All that was left to do was wait.

On the first day, there were no signs of fatigue. As they sat in council, Glasyalabolas was as great and immovable as a mountain. The next day, the mountain hunched its shoulders, but so slightly that they barely noticed it. On the third day, dark circles began to appear under his eyes. The next evening, after a meeting in which Glasyal had given up even teasing them, another thing humans are good at stirred in Asher. Delicate, barely audible remorse.

they stood outside Glasyal's room, trying to think of why they wanted their gift back. Yes, the demon was annoying, but maybe, just slightly maybe, they a little, just a little liked him. Maybe it's a souvenir from another demon? Or maybe a pillow that is always warm on both sides and was mistaken for a real gift? Before Asher could think of anything, the door opened. Weird. They didn't knock.

“Do you need anything?”

“Yes.”

“Come in, then. I know you've been standing here for quite a few minutes.”

Even though Asher entered the snake pit with a straight face, their heart was racing. First, they entered the demon's room. A handsome demon. A terrifying demon. They regretted it even before the door closed behind. Maybe they should come back after all? 

All doubts were doubled when Glasyalabolas leaned forward, as if bowing, and took their hand.

“Two can play this game, you know that?”

Not only Asher's heart but also his breathing reached the pace of an asthmatic after a marathon when Glasyal placed their hand on his cheek. He rubbed their fingers under his eye, and the circles that were supposedly from lack of sleep became blurred. Everything that was speeding up, suddenly stopped. Makeup. It was makeup. And worst of all, when they looked closer, the makeup was of very low quality. 

“You think I can't recognize sleeping herbs? Especially since you poured so much into this pillow? Even a corpse would be disturbed.” 

Instead of letting go of their hand, Glasyal ran their fingers over his lips. They were surprisingly soft and warm. Asher couldn't help himself. They pressed harder, wondering if his tongue was as soft. Anxiety fought with desire as they stared at his tongue as it lazily licked its lips. Fuck. Before they take this pillow away from him, they can still use it in this bed.

They took a step closer and grabbed the dark horn to make sure the demon wouldn't get up. And that he won't have any stupid ideas. Glasyal just muttered under his breath, something that sounded like a cross between a groan and a laugh.

“It was a punishment to stop acting like an asshole.” 

“I guess it didn't work.”

“In that case” Asher tugged the horn, forcing Glasyal to bow even lower. “Looks like I'll have to work on this more bluntly.”

The demon knelt down. However, if Asher thought for a moment that he would politely give up, their legs immediately buckled under them. Glasyal grabbed them around the waist and lifted their shirt with his teeth, licking, nipping and biting their lower abdomen.

“I want to see you try.”

That evening, neither of them needed a pillow anymore.

[krystal-kade]

You know,the worldbuilding for hazbin and helluva are interesting but at the same time,I feel a bit bored by it. Sorry,it's just it has potential and all of that but hell is just like a nighttown that you can go there and suffered no consequences. And I know helluva is a spinoff to hazbin hotel except it's just destroys the both meanings of it. Especially since hazbin is about redeeming sinners while helluva boss is just don't get mad at me but just soap opera between an elitist with a peasant. I thought helluva boss is gonna be us seeing the IMP doing their missions and encountered many different challenges on navigating a business not seeing a dramatic retelling yaoi festizhization love story of stolas and blitzo. And with hazbin,it's just I wanna see hazbin having different customers and guests and how they interact with the hotel not a literal fight with heaven of all things. What's next? Do I need to get into getting myself info a lore Livestream of Viv telling us? No,I want subtle storytelling not an Italian soap opera,ah man. Ah,now because of this I have to entertain myself with fans making fanmade comics of both helluva and hazbin hotel and I'm not complaining because let's face it,fans does it better than the creator Viv does.

Vivziepop so quickly strays from her original concepts, and it makes both shows difficult to watch. The last Helluva Boss episode that includes I.M.P. going to Earth on a mission to kill someone is episode 5, ‘Unhappy Campers,’ and that was only Millie and Moxxie. The last time the whole team went was episode 4 of season 1! Helluva Boss is now just a show about Viv’s twinks and kinks. I genuinely think I’ve seen enough of Stolas for a lifetime. There’s so much potential with a show like this, and I would have loved to see Helluva Boss explore both Hell and the Human World, but it does neither. There are so many ways this show could be executed to explore the worlds and character dynamics, but we barely even know anything about how these characters interact with each other.

Hazbin Hotel does the same thing. We have the possibility to explore Hell and Heaven, but we don’t. Hazbin Hotel is also supposed to be more about the women characters, but we know very little about Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, or any of the other women; we instead get episodes about Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Angel, Vox, and Val. Hazbin was supposed to be about new people coming to the hotel to learn about redemption. The only person we actually get is Sir Pentious, who doesn’t even change or learn anything about virtue and redemption. We also kind of get Cherri, but she isn’t even part of the hotel. 8 whole episodes for two official people in the hotel. I’d rather we see people coming to the hotel and learning about redemption for an entire season instead of the drama we see go down with Adam and Heaven.

Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss just move WAY too quickly. I think it’s even difficult for fans to write fanfics and comics about these characters because they have nothing to go off of. Almost none of the characters have personalities, and we don’t know how they interact with each other. However, I do think that Viv’s Hell is an interesting world. I just wish it was explored more. We’ve only see a few of the rings, met a few of the sins, and seen very little of Hell at all. I have no hope that Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss will be better shows, the only hope I have is that in 30 years, someone reboots these shows, and actually makes them good.

[circeyoru]

Circe Circe look at this Alastor theory

https://www.tumblr.com/delightfulsweettragedy/751199425866694657/guys-hear-me-the-fuck-out?source=share

This might be the first time someone tells me to do theory reads. So before we get into it, definitely mention the writer and contributor of this theory @delightfulsweettragedy (sorry, if this is sudden). I mean no ill will or disrespect, I'm merely commenting my thoughts and understanding to the Hazbin world. You guys are free to agree or disagree or just okay this.

This theory basically names who could possibly own Alastor's soul. Please read that before this. Thanks! It's good to support the original poster.

Okie~ Let's go~!

Naturally, forgetting the fanfics and unintentional inserting of theories into the various stories all around fandom, Alastor's soul is owned by someone, and the owner could be someone already introduced, subtly appeared, or not at all.

I'm aware of the various theories that name Lilith or Eve or the Root of Evil (an unconfirmed character) or Zestial or even Niffty as the possible owner of Alastor's soul. But I don't go with any cause Season 1 of Hazbin Hotel is just too short and rushed for any concrete information and backstory to be revealed in detail. They are interesting and sometimes convincing theories, but at the end of the day, it's all theories and not canon.

With this one, it's a bit far-fetch and with some loopholes. I'm still on the side of reading and knowing, but not believing.

(1) Eyes.

I'm assuming the eye theory is the one about how red means owning souls? So like making deals? Similar to Overlords and Sinners basically. But here's the thing. This is Hell and red is quite a common colour. I think it matches the association with intimidation too?? Well, let's look at the Overlords who are the prime example for owning souls.

We don't have much background lore on them and I'm seriously wondering about Rosie cause some say she never died and stuff. Off track. Okay, so not all of them have red eyes. I'll list who does; Alastor, Vox, Valentino, Velvette, and Carmilla. Who doesn't? Rosie, Zestial, Zeezi, and the flaming skull with two hook-like antlers. BUT, they are all Overlords and own souls.

So? Red eyes doesn't exactly mean the ability to own souls.

(2) Who can own souls? And how?

Hellborns are supposedly soulless, so when they die, they just die. Unlike Sinners who would respawn with time. Unless it's angelic steel then game over, again. But hey, check back to Episode 7, who did Charlie say when Alastor was making a deal with her?

[Charlie: "You want my soul?"]

Surely, Charlie's a hellborn, but she has a soul? Maybe Charlie was in Lilith and growing before turning into a demon and being thrown into Hell. Maybe it has to do with the fact that Lucifer was a fallen angel. Maybe Lucifer and Lilith were the exceptions. We don't know. All we do is that Charlie has a soul.

Overlords deal with souls, we know that it's be contracts signed between individuals. But that might not be the only way. What if, an Overlord can forcefully take a soul?

I took this from Hazbin's wiki on Overlords. [In "Hello Rosie!", it was implied that an Overlord could own a soul by taking them without a deal or contract if they choose to do so. This was implied based on Vaggie's reaction...] Continue to read on the site.

This is a pageturner because if Overlords, as a higher rank of Sinners, can take souls, who's to say even more powerful ones can't? Sinners are restricted to the Pride Ring, not hellborns. So what if a powerful hellborn travels to Pride and attempts to take a weaker soul? Overlords, like Alastor, would think of them as no one but a foolish challenge cause they are more powerful than Sinners. Idk, cause Overlords might or might not have info on hellborns.

So this theory might be right, even when he doesn't have a soul, he could take and own one.

(3) Alastor's actions

It's confusing to say the least about Alastor's motivation and reason for his helpfulness. In the pilot, he says he's here cause of the entertainment and we do see him taking interest when Charlie was on the air with her hotel pitch. Later on in Season 1, we see Alastor's composure being threatened by the mere mention that was on a leash and it turns out to be a right at the end of the season.

Whether or not Alastor's there cause of the/a plan or his own amusement or trying to get a safe haven or something else, we don't know or we're not sure enough to say so. At least, it is for me when you think about it deeply.

All in all, theories are fun to think and debate on. But still, it's not canon until proven. You know, like Vaggie being a fallen angel? And who knows, maybe this theory is pointing us in a direction.

[classypaperpenguin]

RADIOAPPLE SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BC IM BORED

Fanfic Title: "A Dance of Shadows"

In the depths of Hell, where chaos and order collide, Alastor and Lucifer find themselves drawn into a whimsical dance competition organized by the spirits of the underworld. With their contrasting styles and personalities, the two must navigate the challenges of the event, resulting in unexpected revelations and deeper connections.

The dimly lit halls of Hell buzzed with excitement as whispers of a grand Dance Off spread like wildfire. Alastor, the Radio Demon, twirled happily as he listened to the chatter of lost souls. He loved chaos, and the thought of a dance competition lit a spark of inspiration in him. “Dancing! Ha! There’s nothing more thrilling than rhythm and chaos combined!” Alastor chuckled to himself, his eyes glowing with excitement. He imagined himself taking the stage in an explosion of lights and music, mesmerizing the audience with his wild moves.

As he danced through the underworld, he turned a corner only to bump into a figure sheathed in elegance and authority—Lucifer Morningstar himself. The devilish king raised an eyebrow, his arms crossed, and leaned casually against the wall. “Planning to steal the spotlight, Al?” Lucifer smirked, his voice smooth as silk. “You do know I’ll be participating, don’t you?”

“Of course! That’s the whole point!” Alastor parried, his ears twitching with delight. “A battle of skill and chaos! Think of the entertainment! Just imagine—a dance floor filled with your refined grace and my… unique flair!”

Lucifer chuckled, amused by Alastor’s enthusiasm. “Well, it seems we have a competition then. May the best dancer win.”

The day of the Dance Off arrived, and Hell was alive with the thrill of impending performance. An extravagant stage had been set in the heart of the city, adorned with flickering lights and swirling darkness. Alastor prepared backstage, his essence thrumming with energy. He donned a shiny suit adorned with radio motifs, his signature gear. He practiced his quirky dance moves, combining spins, flips, and a touch of chaos that left the shadows dancing around him.

Lucifer, on the other hand, was measured and composed as he donned a sharp, tailored suit that accentuated his regal charm. He practiced with precision, his movements fluid and captivating. There was a flicker of mischief in his eyes as he noticed Alastor's wild antics. As the competition began, the audience roared. Dancers took to the stage, showcasing their skills, and soon it was time for the two rivals to face off.

“Ladies and gentlemen of Hell! Prepare for the ultimate showdown!” the announcer boomed, and the crowd erupted in cheers. Alastor was the first to step onto the stage. He embraced the music as if it were a living entity. With rapid spins and jarring movements, he captivated the audience, bringing forth chaos in every twirl. The crowd erupted in laughter and applause as he threw himself into the performance.

Then it was Lucifer’s turn. He stepped forward, and the arena fell silent. He moved with a fluidity and elegance that was mesmerizing. Every step seemed to command the very shadows themselves. The crowd gasped in awe at his magnificence, and even Alastor couldn’t help but acknowledge the allure of his foe’s style. As the two danced against each other, the tension in the air shifted. Alastor’s chaotic rhythms and Lucifer’s smooth elegance intertwined, creating a captivating spectacle. The audience was on the edge of their seats, absorbed in the showdown of styles.

As the music reached its climax, both competitors pushed themselves further. Alastor combined his frantic energy with moves that elicited joy while Lucifer countered with breathtaking spins that radiated sophistication. Suddenly, a slip caused both of them to collide right in the center of the stage. Instead of falling apart, they stumbled into a synchronized spin, their contrasting styles unexpectedly melding together. Laughter erupted from the crowd as they spun in a chaotic harmony.

Recovering, Alastor found himself face-to-face with Lucifer, both of them smiling despite their competitive spirits. “Not bad for a demon of chaos,” Lucifer admitted, his voice low and teasing. “And you’re not too shabby for a stuck-up king,” Alastor shot back with a wink. In that moment, amidst the wild energy of Hell and the thunderous applause of the audience, a mutual respect blossomed. They finished the routine together, arms linked, presenting an unexpected collaboration that stunned the audience into a frenzy.

Later that evening, as the celebration continued, Alastor and Lucifer found themselves sitting together on a ledge overlooking the festivities. The competition had drawn them closer, revealing a playful camaraderie that neither had anticipated.

“Cheers to a fantastic performance!” Alastor exclaimed, raising a chalice filled with a bubbling, dark drink. Lucifer, with a smirk playing on his lips, clinked his own glass against Alastor's, his beverage a stunning crimson.

As they drank, laughter bubbled between them, fueled by the chaos of the evening and the intoxication creeping in. “You know,” Alastor slurred slightly, his words punctuated by grins, “I never expected sharing a stage with you would be so… liberating!”

Lucifer leaned back slightly, a devilish glint in his eyes. “Perhaps there’s more to our connection than we realize. Who knew that chaos and order could blend so well?” His voice was smooth, almost melodic in the midst of the boisterous crowd.

With each drink, the atmosphere shifted. The laughter grew louder, the world around them spinning until it felt like they were the only two left standing. Before long, they found themselves whispering secrets and sharing stories that danced along the line between truth and slurred embellishment.

As the night reached its peak, their inhibitions faded beneath the haze of indulgence. Alastor leaned closer, his breath warm against Lucifer's cool, charismatic demeanor. “You know,” Alastor said, his eyes sparkling mischievously, “I think you’re much more fun than I gave you credit for.”

Lucifer’s gaze darkened with intrigue, his voice dropping to a teasing whisper. “And you’re more charming than I expected, Alastor. Care to see how well chaos and order really dance together?”

In a moment that felt like it stretched into eternity, Alastor leaned in, the space between them electrifying. They both closed their eyes, and the world around faded away until it was just them—two powerful beings on the fringe of chaos, colliding in a delightful twist of fate.

The kiss was spontaneous, a blend of mischief and desire. Alastor's energy surged as he pressed his lips against Lucifer's, a rush of warmth enveloping them both, and for a moment, everything felt right. As they pulled away, their eyes locked, both surprised yet reveling in the unexpected connection they had formed amidst the chaos of Hell.

With a shared chuckle, and their cheeks flushed from both the drinks and the unexpected kiss, they raised their glasses once more. “To new beginnings, then?” Lucifer proposed, a sly smile creeping across his face.

Alastor blushes softly. “Luci-Lucifer?” Alastor whispered softly.

“mm ha ye-yeah?” Lucifer said, in a drunken state.

Alastor leans in slowly. He takes his hand and wraps his claws around the back of his neck, barely under his ears. He looks directly inside Lucifer’s eyes. “Al-al you have no idea h-how long I’ve been waiting for this.” Lucifer said. His cheeks had gone almost completely red. “I’m doing this because I know you won’t remember it in the morning. I-I love you Luci. Shit.” Alastor knew that Luci would remember that. Alastor pulls Lucifer by his bow tie and slowly starts leaning in. “Al?” Lucifer says. “Yeah?” Alastor says back, not expecting a response from him.

“I’m not drunk” Lucifer smirks.

“wha-what?” Alastor is very confused “you piece of shit!”

“heh you love me” Lucifer is smiling

Alastor responds “I-i shut up!”-

Lucifer cuts him off with a quick pull. Lucifer pull him into his lips. Lucifer smirks, “I never said I didn’t feel the same. Wanna head back? Charlie and the crew won’t get back from their trip until 4:30am..”

“I would.” Alastor responds

*2 hours later*

*Alastor and Lucifer are cuddling in Lucifer’s bed. Alastor isn’t really a cuddlier but this felt right for some reason. Lucifer is asleep on Alastor’s chest.*

“DAD!” Charley says.

“GUYS!” VAGGIE says.

“HELL DADDY!” Angel dust says.

“BAD BOY!” Nifty says.

“WHERE’D YOU PUT THE ALCOHOL AL?!” Husk screams.

“They’re probably still at the ball! Babe can you go check my dad’s room for the vodka?” Charley says.

“Uh isn’t that a little invasive?” VAGGIE responds

“I’d GLADLY do it. Let’s see what stuff Hell Daddy has in there” Angel responds.

*angel opens the door*

“oh my god-“

PART TWO?

[pearlofamphitrite]

Radioapple fanchild headcanons (bc I really wanna draw fanart and write fanfics about them) :

•Personally I’d want them to have twins (one boy [Oliver], one girl [Rosabelle]) but not twins that look too alike.

•Oliver has more of Lucifer’s personality in regards to obsessions and speech patterns, but he also has Alastor’s quiet observational skills and behaviour reading. He’s knowledgeable about niche things that not many other people care about.

•Rosabelle has Lucifer’s quick temper and protective traits, but Alastor’s quick-wits and skilled use of language to get herself out of bad situations. She’s also a little goofy like Lucifer.

•They both have an appreciation for songs that Alastor listens to, and for the creations Lucifer gives them. (Rosabelle has a pile of her dad’s gifts in the corner of her room, while Oliver lines them up neatly on his window sill)

•Oliver has a set of black feathered wings, and golden and red deer ears. Red scale-like patterns run down his spine. He also has heterochromia (one red sclera, one golden sclera)

•Rosabelle has Lucifer’s forked tongue and white antlers (in some species they aren’t limited to the males). Fawn-like markings spot her back and upper arms. Her eyes are both as red as Alastor’s, but with slit-like pupils like Lucifer’s

•Oliver can shape shift like Lucifer and has a similar “pure form” to that of Alastor’s (his wings also become enlarged and bent unnaturally)

•Rosabelle has Alastor’s shadow abilities, and Lucifer’s horns and tail when in full form

•Both can harness and utilise holy light (it’s a bit more challenging for them than it is for Lucifer). Both have spent enough time around Charlie for her optimism to rub off a little onto them (they’re not as naive as her when they grow older tho) and they do believe redemption is possible

•Rosabelle is a sadist like Alastor, but instead of embracing it like him, she feels ashamed of it

•Neither of them like television (this was instilled into them by Alastor and enforced by Lucifer)

•Neither of them like heaven

That’s all for today but if I think of anything else I’ll add it on