#liv&maddie

[incorrectbatfam]

[Manor tour]

Dick, to Duke: Oh look, the door post where Bruce measured our heights.

Dick: I was always half an inch taller than Jason, not that it matters.

Dick: But it does.

[twinqq]

i need a sitcom about the royal family of ithaca (odysseus, penelope and telemachus), their fresh-out-of-jail "hey kiddo wanna do tax evasion" uncle hermes, their sassy wine aunt circe, their beloved "pspspspsps hey you human baby can I enlighten you with the art of war/hate crimes" aunty athena and their grumpy neighbors helios and poseidon, who have beef with their family for absolutely no reason (4 seasons later it actually turnes out they were his father uni friends but they split up because ody've eaten the last pizza piece or smth)

also there's a running joke that tiresias hasn't grown out of his emo phase

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Bucky just asked me out!

Sam: Oh, I’m sor—

Tony, whispering: He’s happy.

Sam: Oh, yay!

[rxmqnova]

Wanda: Billy and Tommy… the day you were born was truly the best day of my life.

Y/N, the oldest child: Well, that feels nice…

[riyahtheballer]

i’ve known who i was from a very early age… (a fag who likes blondes with colored eyes)

[stardust948]

Twins AU

Zuko: *sneezes*

Ursa: Oh no! He's sick! Ozai he's sick!

Ozai, feeling Zuko's forehead: He's feverish. Great. Every time one twin gets sick the other goes down too.

Ursa: Let's not panic. Maybe they've grown out of it. I saw Azula this morning. She's fine.

Azula, from the other room: *sneezes*

Ozai: Is she, woman?!

[Rushes into the other room and sees Azula lying on the couch surrounded by used tissue]

Azula, feverish: Mommy I'm sicky. *sneezes* So cold... I want my blanky!!!

Ursa: I-I can't get sick! *Nudges blanket on Azula with her foot* There! All better!

Azula: Mmmm... So hot! Is this blanky made of fire?! *kicks it off*

Ursa, sighing: Looks like I'm on plague patrol. I can kiss Dragon Empress leading role goodbye.

Ozai: Wait a minute firelily, I can take care of the twins.

Ursa: What?! You would do that for me?

Ozai: Of course.

Ursa: You are such a prince!

Azula, blowing her nose: Does no one see me dying here?!

Ursa: Well hop to it prince.

Ursa, covering her nose with her elbow while running past Azula: Mama loves you!

Azula, coughing and raising her arms: Daddy... upsies...

Ozai: *hesitantly picks her up*

Zuko: *vomits*

Ozai: Zuko you ok in there?

Zuko, stumbling into the room: Yeah. Good news is I think I got it all out.

Zuko, holding a soiled toaster: Bad news is I think we need a new toaster.

Ozai: 😬

Zuko: One second. *vomits again into the toaster*

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 39

Dana: What are we drinking tonight?

Jason: Just some tequila to keep the cold away.

Tim: It sounds like you are under-reacting.

Tim: Jason, overreact!

Jason: Okay. This isn't about us, Dick! This is about you! *pointing aggressively*

Tim: Nailed that.

Jason: Thanks, Timmy.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Hey Nat. That's a nice sandwich you're eating.

Natasha, confused: I'm not eating a sandwich.

Y/N: I know, but when I practiced this moment in the mirror I imagined it going down at lunch.

[best-fictional-band-poll]

ONLY the top THREE bands from this poll will qualify! Good luck!

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: guys! Alastor just asked me out on a date!!

Angel: oh, I’m so—

Husk, whispering: she’s happy.

Angel: oh yay!!

[urperfectangelgirl]

Disney days 💘

[onyx-collective]

A creative chameleon, Victoria Morales has grown in her craft and her career.

[waterfire1848]

Dick: This is nice. All of us together.

Stephanie: Wait. We’re all together? Where’s Bruce?

Tim: Disperse! Disperse!

Jason: Get out before Bruce calls a-

Bruce: Family meeting!

[discocandles]

One thing that cracks me up about kids media that shows the characters being high school age is how unrealistic it is that they don't use any swear words. Like most all high schoolers swear at least twice in one conversation to their next class, and that's the "good kids". yes there are people who just don't swear a lot, and it takes their friend group a minute to recover after hearing them casually say fuck.

But this is a whole friend group who don't swear at all. The hs friend groups who never cuss always think they're better than everyone else for it. And the people in these shows who do think they're better than everyone else are likely the people who would swear the most.

This doesn't even get into the weird shit high schoolers talk about.

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I know Natasha likes me, but do you think she likes likes me? I think I know, but how do I like know know?

Wanda: Well, she gave you her coat coat.

[the-guardianangel]

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