#urzai

[purple-astronaut]

An AU where Ursa and Ozai go on a trip, but she's pregnant and they go on a walk at night and ursa goes into labor and it's too late to go back, so ozai has to deliver the baby.

Ursa: UGH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

Ozai: Yes. You need to stay calm so you don't pass out. I see the head!

In reality, he was winging it, but he wanted her to stay calm when they got back, Ursa and Zuko got proper care, and ozai finally got a chance to pass out

[stardust948]

Apothecary AU

Iroh: I'm sure you're excited, brother. The baby will be here before you know it.

Ozai: I hope so. Going through withdrawal is hard.

Iroh: I understand. You know, there are other ways to please each other before you and Ursa can be intimate again.

Ozai: What? Not that. I meant Ursa’s experiments. Strictly no poison or weird plants until the baby is weaned.

Iroh: Well, she is a healer. She should know better than anyone else.

Ozai: Yes but-

Ozai to Ursa on the other side of the room: SPIT IT OUT!

Ursa, with her mouth full: It’s not technically lethal.

Ozai: Spit. It. Out.

Ursa: Ugh. *spits out flower*

Iroh: I stand corrected.

[thebxghag]

Soothing your moping husband's ego while also internally congratulating yourself on a job well done getting him 'promoted'.

[die-auster]

Urzai week 2024, day 5

Prompt "poison"; @urzaiweekblog

Two the most venomous creatures fighting each other to create the deadliest poison.

The reason the poison is gold; Ozai holds a spidersnake and Ursa holds a scorpio-centipede as a sort of a reference to the concept of "five poisonous creatures" (four of them) and the "gu poison". Spidersnake is a canon animal mentioned in "Zuko Alone" and "The Rise of Kyoshi" (chapter "The Iceberg").

Id in ALT

[mfelewzi]

A fancomic drawed by Booter-Freak.

Do you know, the funny thing about this short story is its possibility in the past, before Di Martino invented Ikea/sorryIkem (I have to thank @phoenix-king-ozai for this joke)!

Well, what can I say? This was the day when they made Kiyi, folk! No, It isn't true, but Good God Father, Son and Holy Spirit, It could be funny! And tragic. But please, continue to think about the funny things! Ehi @stardust948 , some ideas for the future, if You're interested, cause I love many of your fictions and stories!

Ahh, sadly this canon Story is became like my beloved Jetzula: a crackship. A very interesting One, but the old lore was deleted. We can do what we want about it.

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

ATLA as reductress headlines

Featuring the fucked up fire family(again) and starring Azula in the Spirit Temple

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

[slug04]

Urzai before bed

[kibutsulove]

— “Heavy is the crown.”

Urzai Week (@urzaiweekblog), Day One: Fire Lord

THIS IS SO LATE aughhhhh i still need to do the ember island one . this may or may not be the only urzai week thing yall will be getting out of me

[trashfactorysstuff]

Some live action drawings + silly Ozai

[waterfire1848]

Ursa: I know Azula thinks that getting betrothed is all unfair. I mean even I had reservations when I faced betrothal.

Ozai: Huh?

[purple-astronaut]

I just see this happening

Azula: Zu-Zu

Zuko: What?

Azula: Your friend is hot

Azula walks away

Zuko: WAIT! WHAT FRIEND! 'ZULA!

two years later~

Zuko: Two years ago, azula told me she thought one of my friends was hot. I still don't know who...

Toph: We are at sokka and azula Wedding right now

Zuko: Aang, who do you think it is?

Aang: I have the smallest suspicion it might be sokka

Zuko: What? Why?

Katara: WE ARE AT THIER WEDDING!!!

Ursa: Wow. You raised an idiot

Ozai: Me?!

Ursa: I wasn't here!

Ozai: I didn't do anything!

[stardust948]

Twins AU

Zuko: *sneezes*

Ursa: Oh no! He's sick! Ozai he's sick!

Ozai, feeling Zuko's forehead: He's feverish. Great. Every time one twin gets sick the other goes down too.

Ursa: Let's not panic. Maybe they've grown out of it. I saw Azula this morning. She's fine.

Azula, from the other room: *sneezes*

Ozai: Is she, woman?!

[Rushes into the other room and sees Azula lying on the couch surrounded by used tissue]

Azula, feverish: Mommy I'm sicky. *sneezes* So cold... I want my blanky!!!

Ursa: I-I can't get sick! *Nudges blanket on Azula with her foot* There! All better!

Azula: Mmmm... So hot! Is this blanky made of fire?! *kicks it off*

Ursa, sighing: Looks like I'm on plague patrol. I can kiss Dragon Empress leading role goodbye.

Ozai: Wait a minute firelily, I can take care of the twins.

Ursa: What?! You would do that for me?

Ozai: Of course.

Ursa: You are such a prince!

Azula, blowing her nose: Does no one see me dying here?!

Ursa: Well hop to it prince.

Ursa, covering her nose with her elbow while running past Azula: Mama loves you!

Azula, coughing and raising her arms: Daddy... upsies...

Ozai: *hesitantly picks her up*

Zuko: *vomits*

Ozai: Zuko you ok in there?

Zuko, stumbling into the room: Yeah. Good news is I think I got it all out.

Zuko, holding a soiled toaster: Bad news is I think we need a new toaster.

Ozai: 😬

Zuko: One second. *vomits again into the toaster*

[thebxghag]

welp, this is probably the only Urzai week thing I'm gonna get out due to workload and burnout, but I wanted to at least do something for Urzai Week. SO here it is :3

Urzai week 2024 day 1: Firelord.

@urzaiweekblog

[1v31182m5]

Dec 5: Unplanned

So basically uh they both received a letter from "eachother" for a date. But neither wrote that so there's a matchmaker who's obviously obvious who it is, I'm not even gonna name.

They somehow never mentioned it again so they both think it was the other side who planned it till this day

Bonus:

[boomerangguy]

We don’t talk enough about how it took just a little over a year for Ozai to realize he wanted a replacement for Zuko.

Meanwhile, Hakoda and Kya needed only three months to decide they wanted a sequel to Sokka.

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Ozai: I would like to make a return.

Ursa: Do you have a receipt?

Ozai: I do not. The Fire Sages lost the placenta after I specifically asked them not to.

Ursa: Gross.

Ursa: Also, you can’t return our son.

Ozai: Why not? He didn’t come as advertised. Zuko hasn’t shown any signs of firebending yet. Just crying and pooping and eating and sleeping.

Ursa: That’s not my problem. Or his. Besides, he’s a baby. That’s basically all they do.

Ozai: Alright. Can I swap him for a different baby, then?

Ursa: No.

Ozai: Can I swap him for a different baby without telling you?

Ursa: You can try. But no.

Ozai: Can I get a discount on the next baby?

Ursa:

Ursa: ...sure.

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Kya: I love our baby so much. He’s just so happy and expressive and adorable and I cherish every moment I have with him. Thank you for helping me bring this wonderful little person into the world.

Hakoda:

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

I don’t know how to explain it but I’m right.