#little murder as a treat

[wangxianficrecs]

murder is easy, especially if you're murdering an asshole by ravenditefairylights

🔒 murder is easy, especially if you're murdering an asshole

by ravenditefairylights (@tiesanjiaoshenanigans)

Not rated, 5k, Yunmeng Trio

Summary: “I’m… I’m okay,” Wei Wuxian manages, sounding a little shell shocked. His voice comes out hoarse, and he coughs a few times. “Is he dead?” “You stabbed him in the neck with a pocketknife,” Jiang Cheng says bluntly. He’s sheathed his sword again, Jiang Yanli notes, but he sounds just as shocked as Wei Wuxian is. “Of course he’s fucking dead. It’d be a miracle if he took a hit like that and survived.” or in the words of the prompt: the yunmeng jiang trio deserve to do a murder and get away with it, because it's excellent family bonding time Mojo's comments: hee hee hee, this made me laugh Kay's comments: The Yunmeng Trio deserve a little murder, as a treat. Despite Jiang Yanli being threatened by Jin Guangshan (rest in pieces), this story was very funny.

pov jiang yanli, canon divergence, yunmeng siblings, little murder as a treat, attempted sexual assault, asshole jin guangshan, sibling bonding, family feels, humor

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[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually

[cry-ptidd]

” Am I not right to weep? O my children, cursed children of a hateful mother - ”

[mothofprophecy]

Scarlet Pearl

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Tis but a flesh wound!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[superbat-lmao]

A “buddy” vigilante story where Jason and Tim go back in time during Dick’s time as Robin, when the Worlds Greatest Detective was still young.

Basically, they significantly change the past and in the most annoying way possible. Tim knows that no one will know it was them and has been pretty morally flexible about the whole thing. They go down the list of rogues, down the list of siblings, bickering about it the whole time.

Jason kills the Joker, Tim rescues Cass, and both of them try and get one over on the other about their past selves.

Because Tim tries to talk baby Jason into stealing the Bat’s tires early while Jason’s out murdering Zucco, and Jason’s out snatching Tiny Tim and his camera from rooftops trying to leave him gift wrapped in the batcave while Tim’s out stealing info from Luthor.

It’s one giant clusterfuck but they’re successful because Tim and Jason combined are absolutely lethal and no one ever saw them coming.

Meanwhile, they keep running into Robin and absolutely losing it over seeing their oldest brother so young and angry.

Dick tries to track them down after they killed Zucco, he wants to ask why. What the hell they could possibly be doing or why that would matter to them.

Tim pushes Jason off a roof.Jason lights Tim’s ancient computer on fire. Tim tears a book in half. Jason takes pictures of Tiny Tim and sets them as his wallpaper. It’s a comedy, your honor.

And probably the worst headache Batman will ever get.

[umblrspectrum]

my text disappeared here when i posted. what happened

[lisafrankenstan]

After Michael Trent’s scene, when Lisa pulls up to the park in Taffy’s car, the Creature intentionally leaves the axe on the front of the car— giving her the choice to end him if she really thinks he went too far. He knew she would know exactly where he went. He gave her agency at every turn when everyone else denied her it, even to his detriment. Real king shit

[feneku]

[trauma-bot]

sin eater

[kuzakat]

MOST OF WHAT'S BAD IN THE WORLD IS BECAUSE OF STUPID OLD MEN!!!!

[imreallyonthishellsite]

If rick's not a pussy he'll make percy kill a god in the next book

[returnofismasm]

So based on what I've seen, the relationship between Assan and Davrin is this:

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "Can you PLEASE stop stealing my kills, babe?"

Charlie: "BUT THEY KEEP TRYING TO KILL YOU???"

Vaggie: "I know they are! It makes me killing them an act of self defense, and the only ethical violence I get to have these days!"

Charlie: "But what if they HURT YOU!?"

Vaggie: "Charlie pleeease... I just want to stab."

Charlie: "Okay okay! You can stab the next o- AHH VAGGIE LOOK OUT!"

Vaggie: "SWEETIE YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THAT ONE."

Demon Charlie: "I'M!! FUCKING!!! WORKING ON IT!!!!"

-later-

Cherri Bomb: "So miss badass murder angel bitch, how high of a body count did you get THIS time?"

Vaggie: "..........three."

Cherri Bomb: "Dozen?"

Vaggie: "No."

Cherri Bomb: "Hundred?"

Vaggie: "No, Cherri. Just. Three."

Cherri Bomb: "Ohhh...."

Cherri Bomb: "... totally unrelated to that, how's that protective badass girlfriend working out for you?"

Vaggie: "I love her so much but I think I'm going. To scream."

Cherri Bomb: "Let it out girl, I'm here for you!"

Vaggie: "Or stab something."

Cherri Bomb: "Woo yeah! You do you!!!"

Cherri Bomb: (stepping away) "Not with me though."

Vaggie: (advancing) "Do you ever miss the feel of neatly impaling something on your blade so much that it hurts?"

Cherri Bomb: "No girl but slaaaay and I know someone who has."

Cherri Bomb: "HEY NIFFTY! Your fucked up violence buddy is doing it again!"

Niffty: "THE HUNT BEGINS!!!"

Cherri Bomb: "No no no-" (running) "-FUCK YOU BOTH NOOO-!"

[letmebegaytodd]

[muzsmocsing]

The heavenly realm has a subtotal of a quadrillion braincells and all of them are Ling Wen's.