#as a little treat

[homosexualpigeon]

Jim Kirk would have thrived in the early 2000s with his concealer lips and bisexuality

[frog-kisser]

Cis4t sex:

- He smells 🤢

- We're fucking in my car 😐

- He is somewhat off putting 😡

t4t sex:

- She smells 🥰

- We're fucking in my car 🤩

- She is somewhat off putting 🥺

[oxymoroff]

Viktor's Man 🥰

[deadsetobsessions]

The first person who asked me to put my writing on AO3, thank you for your appreciation and I'm honored to have a piece of my work considered so highly... but also count your days bc I genuinely believe my life spiraled after posting that first chapter. The curse is real, and that website is like moldavite istg.

----

Tim made a miscalculation.

He wasn’t aware of the true nature of Deathstroke’s tension with his older brother until he witnessed it first hand.

Creep. He thought uncharitably, nay, spitefully.

No. Absolutely the fuck not.

He ruined Catalina’s life. Considering Deathstroke had no life, Tim will just have to go the extra step to end it. So what if the man was Ra’s former student and one of the best assassins around? Tim used to foil League plots for shits and giggles. Maybe the 8 year old Tim of old would never have considered going against a big baddie, but 24 year old Tim ran circles around bigger fish.

Tim scowled, stowing away his binoculars before shimmying down the fire escape. He counted at least three propositions! In the five minutes they were duking it out! His big brother was too bright for those losers! Maybe he could get Sandra Wu-San to do something about her fellow student? Or Tim could hit two assassins with one Robin and get David Cain to murder Deathstroke while nabbing Cass?

Ooo, he likes that idea. Maybe he'll get lucky and they'll kill each other while fighting and then Tim won't have to worry about how to keep Cain away from Tim's sister.

Bruce would have been disappointed about how cavalier his approach was in terms of preservation of life, but Tim had always thought that ideology applied to his days as a Bat-affiliated vigilante. And since Tim was an itty bitty civilian instead of an (older, taller) ass kicking vigilante, Tim has concluded that Bruce's mildly irritating morality didn't apply to him in his current state. Besides, it wasn't like he was an angel during his tenure as Robin anyways.

"Guess I gotta embezzle some more money." Tim grimly put his backpack to his front and ran to catch the first bus home. Too bad. Deathstroke had proven useful.

————

David Cain leaned against a transport cargo box, breathing heavily from wounds. His commission was done, and the amount promised would allow him to buy an island and then some. His fellow student laid at his feet. His bank account was fuller than Ra's, he was sure.

He never sees the tranquilizer dart coming.

And really, Tim’s had enough experience to hide the mark from the dart and more than enough to murder the man and make it seem like he bled out.

——

“Odd.”

“Tell me about it.” Nightwing crouched, his sparkly costume hidden partially in the shadows. “Why’d they have to duke it out here?” He whined. Honestly, he’s been down in the dumps with what happened to Jason but having Deathstroke dead and gone for good was a balm to his soul.

“Hn.” It’s true. Bruce knew that it was weird Ra’s al Ghul’s students would murder each other like this. He searched the bodies, lifting up a burner phone and a bunch of weapons.

“Can’t you say something other than monosyllabic grunts, B?”

“Yes.”

“Are you going to?”

“…No.” Bruce made a funny and seemed rather proud of himself.

Duck stared at him. He lifted a hand, watching Bruce’s face fall into dread.

Dick pulled the zipper down on the top of his costume down to his navel, flaring the collar and exposing his mesh covered chest.

“No.”

“Fuck you.” Dick flips away, leaving a despondent Batman behind with two dead bodies.

In the distance, the girl who would be come Cassandra Cain took the hands of a boy who would become here brother.

Tim Drake grinned, like an adorable, blood frenzied baby shark.

[the-architect-of-ferrari]

[startheskelaton]

So with everything going on, I might be a little less… here? I’m just gonna be taking my time with things if that’s alright. I’m not gonna try and worry about getting as many things out as possible and just try to enjoy making my art. Don’t worry I’m not stopping or anything, just taking a mental health break. I’ll still be posting but it may not be what you guys have been begging for and i apologize for that.

The only Asks I will be answering are the purely self indulgent ones, lore will not be answered for a bit. It is what it is

[muzsmocsing]

The heavenly realm has a subtotal of a quadrillion braincells and all of them are Ling Wen's.

[despoticmouse]

TW: Blood

OK SPEARMASTER HAS BEEN PATHETIC FOR TOO LONG IT’S TIME TO BE COOL; I cannot let y’all forget that they’re still a mean killing machine.

[crittizen]

they should invent a new holiday called Warm Bed Wednesday where i don't have to leave my nice warm bed because i don't want to get out of bed on wednesdays.

[liloslittlethings]

louis ropes liam into describing the show cause he won't stop talking

(wwa chicago 8/30/14)

[italljustfalls]

waking up to ggy news i felt like this

[mystic-insightss]

actually. i firmly believe in hawk having seen at least 10 years worth of demetri's Most Embarrassing Moments and Ways In Which He Will Never Be Cool still seeing demetri land a point on someone or win some practice match or challenge and just swoon like. wow. he's so cool. and then like sam next to him is like hawk he ran face first into a tree YESTERDAY because he was getting too passionate about his linguistics rant of the day. and hawk goes yeah i know isn't he awesome

[doktorventure]

They’re t4t bc I said so

[tategaminu]

I'm just saying, at the end of her movie Snow White gets saved by a true love kiss

[rizzybizzy]

can I request a Starscream 👉👈

My beautiful wife who has permanent shit eating grin disease