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The Mississippi River, United States

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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Golden Sun propaganda

1. The sass

(Not including the best one of all, because it would spoil the incredible ending. But iykyk)

2. #relatable

I use these 2 all the time

3. The NPC. If you play these games, please interact with all of them and read their minds (best feature btw). They're so fun

There are many many more ("If we were all trees, there would be no war. Because we would be trees"), but I can only post 10 pics and also, I don't have that many ready on hand.

But these games are so great. The gameplay is fun and challenging, the story is catching (with a great twist at the beginning of the second game), and as you can see, the dialogues are cherries on top.

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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My job now is to outlive that man.

I will outlive him. I will be here when he is gone. I will be here when he has been erased. I will be here, telling stories, loving my wife, protecting my friends and family, cherishing joy and kindness and diversity. I will be here. He will not. It is only a matter of time.

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I still think the one who sent them was Catarina, though I do think she didn't tell them what she was actually looking for. "Kill this person, bring back their personal effects."

When the Teia and Viago chapter of the Missing first dropped, I remember wondering who forked over the money to hire two Talons to kill Venatori, cause it was certainly very odd that they were in Tevinter to meet Varric and Harding. Now, the real world explanation is probably that they wanted to introduce the various faction representatives.

(And also that the Missing isn’t very coherent as a whole)

But I wonder if who actually sent them was Caterina and they were trying to figure out what happened to Lucanis, they just didn’t want to share that with two people they just met. A favor for the First Talon makes a lot of sense and also Caterina was doing them a solid by sending them on a couples’ holiday retreat

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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

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There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL

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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

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With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

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I really am trying my best to avoid spoilers but as Teia/Viago trash I really do gotta know:

Do they work out their on-again/off-again by the end of the game or is it left ambiguous

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So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

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Prologue of Dragon Age: The Veilguard, circa 2023

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]

So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.

[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]

Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.