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returnofismasm · 1 hour ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, 30 french hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese a-laying, and 42 swans a-swimming out of the freezer.
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returnofismasm · 2 days ago
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returnofismasm · 3 days ago
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Wow what a beautiful baby idiot
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returnofismasm · 4 days ago
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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs
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returnofismasm · 7 days ago
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i think one of my favourite parts of gravity falls is just. soos in general. a different show would probably have a character like that- y’know, a fat guy who’s in that early-20s age where nobody wants to acknowledge that nobody knows what they’re doing but they’re not a kid anymore so they’re no longer part of the “marketable demographic” for kids, i think a lot of other shows would make him the punching bag or the butt of jokes or portray him as weird or creepy or a failiure. but no, soos is genuinely a big part of the heart of the show. he’s allowed to be a bit of a dork, and have a non-standard path in life- it’s treated as part of the quirks that make him lovable! the twins think he’s super cool, he’s smart, funny, genuine, kind- and when he gets his own episode in soos and the real girl, his issues with talking to people are just treated as so much more HUMAN than i’m used to for characters in his demographic. it’s really sweet. and i’m glad they do that. i really like soos.
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returnofismasm · 12 days ago
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returnofismasm · 13 days ago
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fuck them up glenn
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returnofismasm · 14 days ago
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mary kirby about nicknames for the veilguard crew!
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returnofismasm · 27 days ago
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
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returnofismasm · 28 days ago
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Is Viago wearing eyeliner/eyeshadow or is he sleep-deprived with long eyelashes?
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returnofismasm · 28 days ago
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First off, click here.
The wheel just assigned you one of the Worldwide Box Office Winners from the past 35 years. (No 2024 because we don't know that winner, yet.)
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returnofismasm · 28 days ago
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this would work on me.
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returnofismasm · 29 days ago
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Intro to the 1989 reprint of The Color of Magic the first Discworld book by Terry Pratchett.
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“At least ten.” Lmao
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returnofismasm · 1 month ago
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returnofismasm · 1 month ago
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The Mississippi River, United States
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returnofismasm · 1 month ago
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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
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returnofismasm · 1 month ago
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Golden Sun propaganda
1. The sass
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(Not including the best one of all, because it would spoil the incredible ending. But iykyk)
2. #relatable
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I use these 2 all the time
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3. The NPC. If you play these games, please interact with all of them and read their minds (best feature btw). They're so fun
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There are many many more ("If we were all trees, there would be no war. Because we would be trees"), but I can only post 10 pics and also, I don't have that many ready on hand.
But these games are so great. The gameplay is fun and challenging, the story is catching (with a great twist at the beginning of the second game), and as you can see, the dialogues are cherries on top.
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