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It’s still wild to me that agents of shield started doing time travel plotlines and handled it by coming up with the necessary set of time travel rules and mechanics to stick to and then having the characters explain it to us (and each other) in very simple/easy to understand terms to make sure we were all on the same page and could follow the plotlines they were setting up
And then a few years later the mainstream mcu decided to start doing time travel stuff and it was such a complete mess that (not only did the majority of fans and casual watchers alike leave the movie theater confused about/unable to follow endgame’s concepts/rules of time travel) but also the people who made the movie couldn’t even seem to figure out how it worked. Like seriously who else remembers all those interviews in the weeks after endgame was released where all the writers/directors/execs/etc were all doing interviews and taking turns trying to explain wtf happened in endgame (particularly in regards to Steve returning to the past/being Peggy’s og husband all along/making a new non-og timeline to marry her/I could keep going) and all of their explanations were completely different and contrasting each other wildly (which is absolutely ridiculous and seems kinda unprofessional for the team behind one of the biggest movies/franchises ever like cmon guys get it together)
Anyway shoutout to agents of shield for always being generally amazing and specifically for handling time travel *way* better than the mcu
#and then marvel clearly made aos shoehorn daniel into their last season#purely to try and tie up agent carter loose ends#and don’t get me wrong I LOVED seeing Daniel again#but even their implications that agent Carter happened but Daniel and Peggy were never a thing#even tho we saw them fall in love and get together in the finale#and I guess Steve came back and married Peggy at some point after she moved on and fell for Daniel#or that maybe agent Carter as we know it didn’t really happen exactly like that bc Steve would’ve been there too??#like that doesn’t make sense#and I like that aos seemed to just bring him on board and not try to overexplain the obvious discrepancies etc#as they should bc that’s not their mess#we deserved agent carter season 3#peggysous forever#but anyway I’ve been rewatching aos recently#and this show is everything to me#I love it sm#deserves every bit of credit it ever got#(and every bit it didn’t)#aos appreciation post#aos#agents of shield#anti endgame#mcu#marvel tv#marvel#time travel
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frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.
like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!
#like am I going insane#why did I see a post with thousands of notes on it talking about how it doesn’t make sense to be asking for this sort of action#it doesn’t make SENSE?#like god! I hope you’re taking other more sensible courses of action then!#fucks sake man#bisan is living through a waking nightmare and some of you are so pedantic and miserly#palestine#free Palestine
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Michael Afton has bad eating habits in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#These are canon foods Michael likes btw#EXPECT for disappointment but doesn’t it just makes sense he’d like that#We’ve seen him eat exclusively junk food#in the survival logbook Michael mentions you get free pizza working at Freddy’s#and also that he chews bubblegum every shift#Vanessa isn’t impressed AT ALL by Michael’s diet 💀#it’s actually impressive he has the energy to do five nights at Freddy’s
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Bruce “I subtly push away and manipulate everyone I desire romantically until they lash out and turn on me because I deserve it” Wayne and Clark “I see your manipulation and raise you…these impenetrable puppy dog eyes” Kent make up the perfect relationship dynamic, send tweet
#my fave superbat dynamic#is just like Will and Hannibal in s3 of Hannibal#when will goes to manipulate Hannibal#and Hannibal just smiles and lets it happen#because they both know who will win in the end lol#it’s effective and yet it doesn’t matter#Bruce manipulates and manipulates and Clark just stands there and doesn’t lash out or back#because he Knows#does that make sense to anyone else or is it just me and the cold meds#bruce wayne#batman#dc#clark kent#superman#superbat
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Thought Fiddlestan was a purely comedic ship for a while but now I get it, I see the light. It’s about a man who nurtures and cares for others to the point of heartbreak meeting a man who doesn’t remember what it’s like for anyone to care about him. It’s about them being warm together around the absence of someone they both love. It’s about Fiddleford’s innate domesticity comforting a man whose deepest desire was to come home. It’s about falling in love with the same face again but in a new context that heals your past trauma. It’s about Stan’s unbridled affection finally validating someone who desperately needed the recognition. It’s also about very funny old man yaoi.
#it also completely works in canon if it ends poorly and they both get their memories wiped which is maybe the funniest part#stan my man you do not remember being El Gee Bee Tee but you know who else doesn’t remember? The junkyard hillbilly.#plus the yearning on both ends and the way it also makes sense for Fids to help Stan get the gears rolling on portal fixing#at its best it ends in a future where neither of them are as self destructive as in canon#and at its worst everything proceeds like normal#Fids starts a cult cause he got traumatized by the same damn face TWICE I would go insane too tbh#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines
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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
#mermaids#mythical creatures#edit:#okay a lot of you have had good ideas about why mermaids possibly would be bothered by humans eating fish#so i will amend my original statement to say it’s funny and it doesn’t make any sense#unless you outright in-universe explain it#like don’t just fall back on the excuse of bUT tHeIR OUr unDERsEa BrOTherS#make it a part of their culture or physiology#if they haven’t been eating fish explain what they HAVE been eating and why#make it interesting
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i love you royal trio (minus akechi)
#i was listening to the world we knew by frank sinatra while drawing this to inflict maximum emotional damage 😔#royal actually shot me fifty times in the chest and slaughtered my entire family#i’m actually inconsolable over the ending what the fuck do you mean akechi chooses to die of his own volition rather than be manipulated#god it’s just. his character actually makes me violent and insane. they’re going to drag me kicking and screaming to the psych ward#he never had an ounce of control over his life. not even once. he was CONSTANTLY being yanked around like a marionette#until he was disposed of as another pawn in shido’s plan#and then out of some cruel irony he was resurrected even though he did not want to be alive#for once in death he would have found peace—only for that to be taken from him too.#and bc he thinks he’s worthless and his life is so easily gambled away he doesn’t view it as a major dealbreaker when maruki brings it up#“do you really think something as trivial as my life should stand in the way of your decision?” yes you fucking asshole#what do you mean he’s literally fated to die in every timeline? definition of doomed by the narrative#there’s not a single version of his story that doesn’t end with him being slaughtered#GODDDDD he makes me violently ill i hate goro akechi so much he’s so fucking selfish HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS DEAL IS TEARING ME APART#i was so tempted to get the bad ending just so that he was alive ☹️#he looked so happy. he was surrounded by people who loved and treasured him.no shido. control over his life. the ability to choose his futu#TEARS IN MY EYES MARUKI WAS THE ONLY VILLAIN WHO WAS LOWKEY MAKING SENSE 😭😭😭😭😭#my toxic trait is that i think maruki was right all along 😔#ALSO SUMIRE AAUUGGHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#the survivors guilt literally eating her alive until the point where she gaslighted herself into thinking she was her sister. insane.#royal was so good bro i’m so glad i endured 200 hours of hell just to play it#terrible terrible ending with everyone going their separate ways and ren ending up in juvie for months#akechi actually being dead in the good ending is so fucked up 😭😭 i thought there was some way maruki could bring him back regardless#not ren hallucinating him in the last cutscene too 😭😭😭😭 “i still see your shadows in my room” ahh ending#persona 5 royal#persona 5#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#sumire yoshizawa#goro akechi#lotus draws
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Smile for the camera!
It’s unfair that only Stanford has a Wanted poster, I think every Pines who got sucked in the portal should have one, as a familial right of passage and as a treat <3
All codes below cut!
👁️[Stanford’s Page]✋
STANFORD PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND DANGEROUS
RICK WAS HERE
🏴☠️[Stanley’s Page]💰
STANLEY PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND CHARMING
HEYA TOOTS
🌲[Dipper’s Page]🌌
DIPPER PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND SNARKY
I WON’T HESITATE
💫[Mabel’s Page]💥
MABEL PINES
RETURN FOR BOUNTY, ARMED AND ADORABLE
GLITTER BOMB ENTHUSIAST
#I like to think Stanford ran into a bunch of other Fords but ignored them because he was so focused on his ‘mission’ and being Mr Lone Hero#if he saw a Stan he always assumed he was a Ford because Stanley wouldn’t ever fall in the portal; that just doesn’t make sense#and as for Dipper and Mabel he just doesn’t know those two yet#I’d like to think there’s a dimensional bar where all the different Pines hang out and only like 1 or 2 Ford’s are there lol#gravity falls#gravity falls au#reverse portal au#relativity falls#relativity falls au#reverse relativity falls#(I don’t know what to call that one tbh so I’m just sticking with that lol)#stanford pines#paranoid stanford#stanley pines#portal stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#older dipper pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#gravity falls redraw#digital art#digital fanart#art#fanart#procreate#procreate art#citricacidart
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reminding everyone that the in-universe problem with The Doctor and The Master isn’t “ooo horrible nasty enemies who hate each other and don’t get along and fight all the time but are also in love”
the problem is that they get along. the problem is that they can’t stop themselves from falling naturally into a rhythm of riffing off one another and enjoying the other’s company. THAT is the problem. the problem is that it works and that’s the thing that caused all their issues. they like one another. they just click.
#doctor who#thoschei#the doctor and the master#the master#twissy#they’re also the two worst people on the planet(s) l#lol#it’s the person you can’t help having chemistry with#they almost don’t have a choice#they both know it too#sometimes one of them will pretend it isn’t true but it is it’s the very much mutually understood truth#the problem is they just like one another a lot#not even in a romantic way#even tho it’s romantic lol#they just LIKE one another !!!#what was that thing stephen moffat said#companions bring it up all the time too. it doesn’t make sense why the doctor lets them get away with so much. it frustrates every companio#when they see that the truth of the matter is that the doctor just LIKES the Master#the two kids every teacher sits intentionally far far far away from one another lmao
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Secret identity shenanigans
#fanart#batman#batman and superman#superman#superbat#brucie wayne#Bruce Wayne#clark kent#dc#secret identity#they don’t know about each others secret identity#they both like their civilians personas but are just friends as hero’s#I know it doesn’t make sense but just go with it
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despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,
theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.
#dungeon meshi#chilaios#OK SORRY. THE DEMONS. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO LIKE THIS PAIRING. I DIDNT. BUT. HHH. FHFHJFJV. I FEEL CRAZY. LET ME EXPLAIN.#Pre canon it seems Laios is the person Chilchuck is really the closest to#He gets along with Namari and they are probably way better as buddies than he and Laios but#He and Laios seem *closer*#If that makes sense#Laios calls him his first name enough and without any issue or hesitation from Chilchuck#That I sort of inagine its not like. A misunderstanding. Laios is on a first name basis with him for a reason.#He also worries probably more than anyone about Laios#And his biggest criticism of him is that hes “reckless”#he’s comfortable around Laios in a very specific way and so is Laios around him#and in the series he shows many times that he’ll risk his life to protect Laios#Like staying with him to confront the elves because he was worried Laios would say something stupid#Hes the first one to run up to him when Falin punches him#I mean I think he was also going back for Falin like its not like I think he doesn’t care about her or anything#He clearly does#But I don’t know if he’d have gone back if Laios hadn’t#And if Laios had been eaten I think he wouldn’t have even had to be convinced by Falin#I also think Marcille would’ve gone back for him but probably more bc Falin was going back#Like sort of a reversed thing#AGAIN not that I don’t think she cared about Laios at the beginning either#But she before the story she was mostly Falin’s friend who knew Laios through Falin#She only really got to know him when Falin got eaten and they had to do a team building exercise#Though now I sort of want to see an actually reversed scenario#Bc we also know that Chilchuck is sort of uncomfortable around Falin (said in relationship chart)#So I would love to see them be forced into a team building exercise to find a person they both love the way Laios and Marcille were
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read United yesterday and it hasn’t left my brain since. It’s just full of these idiots and their pisspoor communication and excruciating pining for each other what’s not to love
#also really love John in this one oh my god. poor baby. he just wants to get laid n despite everyone wanting him carnally he’s getting none#it doesn’t make sense where the fic is going but like……………. gold cross make out sesh…………… sigh#also kinda obsessed with Noel in this too. I can’t explain it. I need him#anyway#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent fanfic#oscar malevolent#john malevolent#john doe#charlie dowd#noel malevolent#holy ghost ship#gold cross#smoking gun#arthur lester and his three boyfriends
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spider nico (spider bot…. sometime i call him circuit too) ((he’s like what if spiderman sucked ass))
#my art#he is a tech nerd that will do work for villains and civilians and does not care#but he refuses to build gear or puter or bots for anyone but himself#his uncle ben moment was his sick mother trying to upload her mind to a computer upon death#it was his first thing he’d ever help build for another person#and it Did Not Work so he doesn’t make things for anyone anymore#he’s very useless and his spider sense only works to detect radio signals and electrical equipment etc#but no danger LOL#he also doesn’t have webs!#just long wires that he throws and prays#i like him a lot#spidersona#spider man: across the spider verse#oc#original character#sona#digital portrait#digital art#illustration#drawing#artists on tumblr
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Abby isn't scared of any FNAF animatronic..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#abby schmidt#fnaf gregory#music man#mini music man#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Gregory was trying to be the cool guide for Abby#only to find out Abby doesn’t fear any animatronic#Abby gives off such ‘little girl who wants to adopt an opossum as a pet’#if that makes any sense#so the little spider music men do not scare her BAHA#SCARES Gregory for sure and is shocked she’d just pick one up like that 😭#these two are just lil goobies#just lil guys exploring the pizzaplex 🩵
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head
#I’m fine with writers doing something different with a character but they keep making them weirdly mean for no reason#please stop mischaracterizing the blorbos#Sherlock is not a heartless machine of a man. he has allot of compassion he just has trouble properly expressing it.#Why do they keep making him emotionless and broody#well the broody is accurate#stop making him mean to Watson that’s his hypeman bestie soulmate he would kill and die for#And he has a sense of humor. he’s described laughing giggling or chuckling in the books allot. Especially at his own jokes#Batman is a genuinely good person who cares about the people around him and also the entirety of Gotham#He cares about his mentally unwell villains and wants them to get the help they need#And he also doesn’t kill. Under any circumstance. That’s a big part of his character idk how anyone could miss that#the mischaracterization of Batman is so bad it’s effecting the comics#It’s spreading like a infection#Superman is sweet and kind and full of love for humanity#he’s ridiculously powerful and uses that power to selflessly help others#most importantly he’s just a farmboy from Kansas#Not that deep into Superman lore sorry#There’s hope for the future of Superman and Batman movies#which is nice#Sherlock holmes#acd sherlock#Superman#batman#Dc
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