#make it interesting

[violetwolfraven]

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

[chartreuxcatz]

Hmm. I dont remember the other TBD updates being so… fast paced and difficult to follow…?

[groove-on-boogie-down]

Syril Karn (Cereal Corn) and Dedra Meero, creep me out so bad. They do not need to be romantic in any way to ME.

But his obsession with Cassian being taken over by his obsession with her, and her near-death experience probably making her feel in debt and him feel entitled to her attention could lead to a very interesting arc.

[formulapisces]

when i saw it was a sprint weekend i thought we’d get a sprint race 🤪 not a sprint race 😒

[stonedpiece]

i think itd be funny if they just cut off his hands so he can’t be garp the fist anymore

[ikkan]

looking up hair salons and seeing their portfolios...

and it’s just....the same hairstyle....but just in different colors on different white women

[httpiastri]

tbh if liam lawson does not get an alphatauri seat next year he should burn that whole institution to the ground. The guy has performed in every series he’s raced in and been part of the academy for years yet they’ve given the seat to two non-academy drivers over him. It’s ridiculous.

i totally agree!! like sure he’s young and whatever but obvs he’s very talented and talent is something you need to acknowledge and use early on… like let him try it out! let him learn!! and he’ll be 22 by the time next season starts, no? most of todays grid was 22 or younger when they were rookies so like 🤷‍♀️

[lewishamiltonstuff]

I am, once again, bored at work. So.. send something?

send ur opinion of me on anon

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[exhausted-undead]

she... oh I love women :')

[author-a-holmes]

I hate to be that person, but there is if you establish it within context for the story.

My fey curse using elements from nature. So when something disasterous happens and I have them say "Rot and termites!" it might take an instance or two, but by the end of the first book readers should be able to understand the context.

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

[ritualvirtuality]

please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.

and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it

periods of western classical music provided only for reference

[thepioden]

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

[unapologeticallydorky]

idk if anyone else felt this way, but in the Shapeshifter ep of Dungeon Meshi, it's treated like a joke that all the copies of Laios are super obviously not him, but isn't it kind of fucked up that Laios's closest companions don't seem to view him as... whole?

None of his companions had an accurate view of him as a person! One of the copies was a stupid, drooling mess! And on top of this, they all believed that because Laios struggles with social cues he wouldn't be observant to them as people. They just... fundamentally don't understand him.

I think the really accurate copies of the rest of the party was drawn from Laios's mind. His powers of observation and analytics are his strength, but that's not the same as being good with social cues.

Anyway. It made me really sad. I know his party cares about him, but it's so isolating to know your friends don't know you.

[writeouswriter]