#make it interesting

[violetwolfraven]

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

[chartreuxcatz]

Hmm. I dont remember the other TBD updates being so… fast paced and difficult to follow…?

[formulapisces]

when i saw it was a sprint weekend i thought we’d get a sprint race 🤪 not a sprint race 😒

[stonedpiece]

i think itd be funny if they just cut off his hands so he can’t be garp the fist anymore

[ikkan]

looking up hair salons and seeing their portfolios...

and it’s just....the same hairstyle....but just in different colors on different white women

[httpiastri]

tbh if liam lawson does not get an alphatauri seat next year he should burn that whole institution to the ground. The guy has performed in every series he’s raced in and been part of the academy for years yet they’ve given the seat to two non-academy drivers over him. It’s ridiculous.

i totally agree!! like sure he’s young and whatever but obvs he’s very talented and talent is something you need to acknowledge and use early on… like let him try it out! let him learn!! and he’ll be 22 by the time next season starts, no? most of todays grid was 22 or younger when they were rookies so like 🤷‍♀️

[lewishamiltonstuff]

I am, once again, bored at work. So.. send something?

send ur opinion of me on anon

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[hoaxghost]

Girl failed the med school exam like 8 times I dont think she'd do all too well when faced with the burnt crisp of her captain

[author-a-holmes]

I hate to be that person, but there is if you establish it within context for the story.

My fey curse using elements from nature. So when something disasterous happens and I have them say "Rot and termites!" it might take an instance or two, but by the end of the first book readers should be able to understand the context.

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

[rurramisnagel]

why do most people only get the basic car shades?

like it's just black, white, blue, red

the occasional green and yellow

nothing fun

:(

[exhausted-undead]

she... oh I love women :')

[ritualvirtuality]

please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.

and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it

periods of western classical music provided only for reference

[thepioden]

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.