#lesbian slytherin

[managone16]

Marlene: So, Baby Black, how's life? Regulus: why are you here and talking to me?? Marlene: awe, c'mon can't I have a conversation with Sirius's baby brother if I want to? Regulus: Regulus: Dorcas likes Acid pops and red carnations. Marlene: Alright thanks bye.

[fiasco95]

[Pandora staring at a shirtless Regulus smoking and reading a book by the window alcove.]

Pandora:

Pandora: Okay. Those who agree Regulus is hot, say aye. Aye.

Barty: Aye.

Dorcas: Aye.

Evan: Aye.

Marlene: Aye.

James: Aye.

Pandora: …

Pandora: MARLENE???

Pandora: JAMES POTTER?!?!

Marlene: hey I may be a lesbian but I’m not blind.

James: I’m blind but that has nothing to do with anything, he’s just hot.

Pandora:

Pandora: That’s not what I had a problem with but okay.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I like my men how I like my coffee - strong and sweet.

Even: I like my men how I like my coffee - dark, and handsome.

Barty: I like my men how I like my coffee - able to keep me up all night.

Dorcas: I like my men how I like my coffee - I don't like coffee.

Pandora *in the sweetest voice*: I like my men how I like my coffee - ground up and in my freezer.

[not-leonora]

Smooch💋💋

[reignmaefall]

Dorcas: lying face down in Barty's bed complaining about Marlene

Pandora: lying face down on Evans bed complaining about Emmeline

Regulus: lying face down on his bed whining about James

Evan: *sitting on Barty's lap* gay people amiright

Barty: totally, anyway, mio bello*-

*my beautiful

[myrows]

Showering with your rival after a quidditch match

[nixnight1]

I just saw this video and I had to recreate it:

Jegulus texting:

Regulus: Why did you leave me a 20 dollars bill with a note saying "Bye ♡"

James: For the bus. Wtf are you still doing at my place Reg?

Regulus: I just woke up

James: Why the hell did you sleep for so long? Lily is off work, she's probably going home

Regulus: Shit shit shit she's here

James: Hide somewhere!!

Regulus: I'm under the bed. You do something!! Take her out, she's wandering around the place.

Regulus: The note and the bill are on the table

Regulus: James?

Regulus: Potter?

Regulus: ANSWERE ME

James: sorry I was on a meeting

Regulus: FOR A DAMN HOUR

Regulus: when is Evans leaving?

James: Tomorrow?

Regulus: I CANT STAY HERE TILL TOMORROW

James: Just sleep, I'll try to make her pick me up

Regulus: Someone rang the bell

James: whom?

Regulus: a girl, I think she is your neighbour

James: Does she have dark hair?

Regulus: I don't know James, I'm under the bed

Regulus: Holy shit they're on the bed

James: Doing what?!

Regulus: You don't really want to know...

James: Hold on! I'll be there in two minutes

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Regulus: That's you opening the door?

James: There's no one here, did you lie to make me come home sooner to help you?

Regulus: She's hiding under the bed with me

[outromoony]

Marlene when Dorcas just exists:

[thesillypolice]

Dorcas: Hey, I'm lesbian

Regulus: ...

Regulus: I thought you were British???

[bailsgry]

Queer Minnie has my whole heart

[acertifiedwitch]

they’re fucking btw

[managone16]

Slytherin Skittles playing Garctic phone: Barty: Regulus!! How the fuck did you not get that picture? Regulus: What the fuck even is that?! It's tiny and yellow! Barty: TINY?! IT'S MY DICK, REGULUS. Evan: That yellow thing looks like Spongebob's dick. Barty, offended: Spongebob-?! Fuck you. Dorcas: Can we stop talking about dicks? Dorcas: Let's talk about some delicious cun- Regulus and Evan: No.

[angarchive]

have not seen dorcas content in like. months so here’s a quick dorcas cuz i miss her 😞

[my-castles-crumbling]

A Double Date

Dorlene and Rosekiller, based on @thevampireslovelywife 's request

"Well, don't we have two lovely couples here?"

It was an innocent comment. The person leading them to their table was probably overworked and underpaid, and she clearly was just trying to flatter them. But she also clearly had no idea who she was dealing with.

Barty, who was standing by Dorcas, gave her a devious smile. "Oh, thank you!" He gushed, wrapping his arm around her waist, ignoring her vaguely annoyed glance. "How long has it been now, babe? A year and a half?"

"Nah, mate!" Evan piped up, an equally evil smirk on his face. "You forgot your anniversary, remember? She was pissed about it!"

Nodding, Barty, smacked himself over the head. "Too right! Can't understand why she still deals with me, really!"

Deciding to play along, Dorcas gave a small eyeroll. "Honestly, I can't understand it either."

And with that, Barty gestured to the booth next to him, where Evan scooted in and Barty followed, planting a very passionate kiss on his lips. The host looked scandalized, her eyebrows disappearing under her hair and her mouth flying open.

Pulling his lips off Evan with a loud smack! Barty turned back to the group. "Ah, that's right! It's because she's too busy with her to notice!" he gestured to Marlene, who let out a shocked laugh.

It took the host a full five minutes to stammer an apology as the girls sat and took their menus, the air around them tense. It was only after she left that everyone burst into laughter.

"You were right to warn me," Marlene murmured into Dorcas's ear, still giggling to herself.

[padfootsaphrodite]

Living life knowing I wear green converse in a Peter way, wear rings in a Regulus way, wear glasses in a James way but the frames are certainly giving sybill, get my nails done in a Mary way, wear my hair shaggy in a Sirius way, born with eyes green in a Lily way, have freckled shoulders in a Marlene way, have chronic pains in a Remus way, wear skirts in a Pandora way, have facial piercings in a Dorcas way, am artistic in an Emmeline way, have gapped teeth in an Evan way, and am mentally unstable in a Barty way.

[terymlxyrstdus]

Pandora (with flowers in hand): look at them, aren’t they beautiful?

Regulus: get that fucking away from me

Pandora: i will put them in my room

Regulus: why the fuck would you pick them anyway

Pandora: i always felt that humans should not shorten beautiful life of a flower, but than i realised if I was flower i also would want to be picked, oh wouldn’t it ve beautiful to be a flower?

Regulus: jesus, yesterday you wanted to be a seafoam