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frownyalfred · 11 days ago
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This immediately made me think about your posts about diets and Ollie
https://www.askamanager.org/2024/11/my-team-member-wont-stop-talking-about-their-keto-diet.html
Ollie talking up Keto in the Watchtower cafeteria: yeah so then to maximize the results you start a 17 hour fast to—
Bruce: that’s ridiculous
Ollie: —what?
Bruce: you’re out in the field and you’re not properly fueled. at best, it’s highly irresponsible.
Hal: he’s kinda got a point, bro. you get hangry a lot.
Ollie: I don’t get hangry, what the fuck are you talking about?
Dinah: babe—
Ollie: don’t BABE me, I’m just —
Bruce: hnn
Ollie: I’m just….
Dinah:
Hal:
Bruce:
Ollie: oh.
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crowley1990 · 1 year ago
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I’m opening a tumblr restaurant. How much of a headache is my chef going to have?
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iwtkmsbicbians · 2 months ago
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my ana rules
- don’t eat in private
- turn down any food that is offered to you
- count every single kcal
- gives others the bigger half when splitting food
- try sleep as much as possible
- avoid any trips out that involve food
- check the scale 10 times a day or more
- try survive off liquids most the day and if not just omad
- sit ups whenever i can and stretching (for flexibility) whenever i can
- coffee is your bestfriend
- can’t smoke 🍃 cause it could lead to a binge
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mrs-trophy-wife · 1 year ago
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vitalnourish · 5 months ago
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What’s really in our food?
Recently, many people have been checking the ingredient lists of our food to determine if it is ultra-processed. We are able to see strange sounding ingredients on the back, but what exactly do they do to our food?
Let’s examine a proclaimed ‘healthy’ food, a gluten free KIND bar. Its ingredients include;
tapioca syrup, produced from tapioca starch that is used as a thickener, sweetener, and stabiliser. It has been linked to causing fatty liver disease.
vegetable glycerin, a sugar alcohol that is a byproduct of the soap and biodiesel industry. It can lead to nausea and diarrhoea.
palm kernel oil, made by the bleaching, deodorising and neutralising of crude palm oil. It increases levels of bad cholesterol.
Keep in mind that these effects are shown when the ingredients are eaten in excess, however 60%-90% of the average American diet are full of these foods (that are ultra processed). Learn your ingredients!
Sources;
Dr. Chris van Tulleken
Learn - the whole truth. (n.d.). The Whole Truth Foods. https://thewholetruthfoods.com/learn
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foodshowxyz · 5 months ago
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Keto Meal Boxes Super easy to make at home
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lowcarbloves · 3 months ago
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Keto Chicken Bacon Ranch Taquitos 😋⤵️
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These quick and easy Keto Chicken Bacon Ranch Taquitos are the perfect low carb appetizer or snack!
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Prep Timem1minute min
Cook Time 5minutes mins
Total Time 6minutes mins
Servings- 2 servings (3 taquitos each)
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Ingredients
6 slices mozzarella cheese
1 ½ cups cooked shredded or grilled chicken
¼ cup cooked bacon 2-3 slices cooked
1 tablespoon low carb ranch dressing
1 teaspoon green onion chopped
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Instructions
Combine the chicken, bacon, ranch and green onions, set aside.
Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Line a large baking sheet with a silicone baking mat.
Place the mozzarella slices on the silicone baking sheet, leaving room between each so that they don't touch. Bake 5-7 minutes.
When the edges have browned and the cheese is bubbly (watch the video if you need some guidance) remove from the oven. Allow them to cool about 1 minute, just so they cool enough you can handle, but still very pliable.
Place the chicken bacon ranch mixture on the edge of one slice and tightly roll them up, seam side down.
This recipe makes 2 servings, and each serving (3 taquitos) has 3.5 net carbs.
Nutrition
Serving: 3 taquitos
Calories: 329kcal
Carbohydrates: 3.5g
Protein: 19.7g
Fat: 19g
Cholesterol: 96mg
Sodium: 549mg
Sugar: 0.4g
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weightlossjourney112 · 7 months ago
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Embrace Your Potential: Kickstart Your Weight Loss Journey Today!
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dress-this-way · 2 months ago
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Toast 6 Different Ways - It's All Good Vegan
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junicafe · 1 year ago
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superheroworkouts1 · 4 months ago
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What's Your Favorite Combo?🥗
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adviceformefromme · 6 months ago
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Hi! Thank you for the health advice! I would love to quit or significantly reduce carbs, I also feel like it's heavy on my body, but so many meals revolve around grains (sourdough bread mostly) and I guess there's a craving aspect to it too... Could you give advice on what you're eating instead?? I have lots of eggs, fish, occasional meat, plenty of fruit, just enough veg haha but i find it hard to imagine going without carbs (or grains more specifically cos I have no prob with vege carbs). Especially in winter 😋 Thank you for any help 🙏🙏
I feel like society has normalised feeling heavy and lethargic after meals, but its amazing you have noticed this and want to change!
You may want to cut carbs gradually (no starches - breads, grains, rice, pasta, potatoes).
I would recommend looking into GI index to see what foods are high glucose, following Hormone Balancing recipes, juices etc (usually very low carb and support women's health). Listening to podcasts on microbiome, or even a tiktok search.
Introducing pre/ probiotics: I make sauerkraut (which is basically cabbage / onions in water and salt left to ferment for a few days - lots of variations on this), also just made my first batch of Kefir (I stay away from store bought Kefir as its pasturised and all the good stuff has been killed off during this process). I mention these as a healthy gut is going to support you as you remove carbs and introduce more wholesome foods.
Breakfasts:
Omlette (spinach / onion / parsley )
Scrambled eggs w/ coconut oil
Buckwheat porridge w/ blueberries (buckwheat is a seed not a grain so low glucose index)
Avocado salad (seeds, olives, rocket, tomatoes, cucumber) +tahini
Snacks:
Nuts, olives, blueberries, blackberries, watermelon
Main meals:
Veg + Protein (Broccli, kale, butternut squash, courgette, carrots, asparagus, cabagge, peppers). I do different variations of veg to mix things up, sometimes i do Chinese style stir fry, I try to add garlic and ginger as much as possible into the veg. Protein is usually grass fed steak, whole fish - seabream, sea bass, mackerel, cod fillet, wild salmon fillet, or turkey breast fillet. I make chimichurri sauce to add some extra flavour to the fish.
Protein + lentil / chicpeas dish. I have a stew a few days a week to break up the veggies because they do get boring after a while.
Bone broth. I boil the bones, and have as a little side dish with veggies but this isn't really filling enough for a main meal.
I make beetroot juice, and also watermelon juice, tumeric + ginger shots throughout the week. I try to throw in flaxseed and chia seeds where possible.
I cut coffee/ decaf all that and now only drinking fresh mint tea, slice of lemon + hot water, fresh juices (within the hour of making), and water ensuring 2l per day.
Number one thing that had to go was oats. So if you are having a morning crash I suggest cutting the carbs first thing. I know there are suggestions (glucose goddess) that fat with carbs or when you eat them (having carbs after veg can help) but personally i think its best to cut them.
I hope this helps! Its a full lifestyle change that has honestly helped so much! It's a commitments, but investing in feeling good and your health will make you feel so good and wholesome! xoxoxo
*I used the free 1 month trial of MyFitnessPal app to track my calories/ meals to ensure I was getting enough food - for some this might be extreme but super helpful to see what’s going on.
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