#kent fam

[megalithical]

kara: the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.

jon: why’d you get banned?

kara: touched the rat.

conner: … what rat?

kara: chunky cheese.

[the-army-brat-and-the-nerd]

An insight into Clark Kent being a self-proclaimed chef in the relationship all thanks to Lois Lane's exceptional culinary skills.

For @aperitisco - thank you so much for this idea!!

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 30! I'm with Duke ngl

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[tamdrry]

Kon's brain needs a minute to restart, Rob being cute can do that to a guy

[dailydccomics]

the Trinity with their own unicorns *:･ﾟ✧ Trinity vol 2 #18

[lukazade]

Sleepover with two puny mortals that you're in love with (and everything can go right).

Lowkey based on a fanfic I was writing, but as usual I haven't the confidence to post it! Yeah~

Had this in the drafts for months,,,, figured I'd finish it up now so it's done. I like to kinda have some Finished art on the page hahahaha

[imbecamiel]

Hope and Endure - Superman and Batman companion pieces (click for larger image)

[charlie-jl]

Okay guys I'm just getting into the batfam and all the Robins rn

But learning like some of the canon from Tumblr (largely through blunt jokes?) Is fucking crazy

What the hell do you mean Tim Drake tried to clone Superboy ?? I'm so confused (did he succeed?)

[leonneon1422]

Ok but, what if there's a Kon Kent centric AU that goes like this??

Kon is sent by Luthor to seduce Tim, to get as much information about the Waynes as posible.

Maybe Luthor had been sending Kon to seduce people for some time now, which would make Kon kinda experienced at it by now.

As Kon would have been doing this for much time now, he would know how most people act in different situations, especially because the targets are mainly rich people(most of who should be in horny jail).

So Kon's mentally prepared for some degradating comments here and there, like comments about how he's lucky he's pretty with how "cutely dumb" he is, or maybe even some of those comments that rich assholes do when you're way too pretty so they *know* they can't make you dubout it, like: "you're so beautiful, baby. Don't ever let that change." Kon had learned that one's a clasic, they lower your self esteem so low that you fell like you don't deserve anything, which leads to you feeling extra special or flustred when they give you even the slightes bit of attention(he was teached this by Luthor before being sent to do it for the first time).

He's fully prepared to get those comments at least twice a day from Timothy Drake-Wayne, who is his current target.

Luthor had said: "The target is one of Gotham's playboys, and my son just so happends to be absolutely breath taking to the sigth." And he wasn't wrong, Tim was DOWN.

But it's Tim who we're talking about here, so of *course* he's not down in the way everyone else had been down before, Tim is somehow *actually* captivated by Conner's charm-AGAIN- Not in the expected way. First he though he would just toy around with Kon for some time, and then just forget about him, but in one of their "dates", Kon slipped up just a little from his "dumb and pretty boytoy" persona, and he was acctually himself by accident.

And Tim surprised himself being increadibly amused and actually kind of endeared by Kon's just newly discovered actual personality.

So Tim is down bad, and he asks Kon to be more relxed and not so "Oh, i'd do whatever you want me to" coded, because what Kon had veen doing had been the classic "Giggle-twirling his hair-just smiling and nodding-hand in bicep" combo that he always used with everyone, so Kon started being himself more but not as much, still cautious and being as charming as posible.

But Kon is slowly starting to fall for Tim too, because he was mentally prepared for a normal playboy kind of guy, but he was surprised with how gentle and caring Tim acctually was to him, so he strated falling for Tim, even when he keept reminding himself that Tim was just using that to get exactly IT, to get Kon to fall for him like a fool, and Kon was *not* gonna get fooled nor played with, he wasn't *that* stupid(also, he was the one who is supose to be fooling Tim in this, not the other way around!!).

So the whole trope is about Kon trying not to fall for Tim(which is already a failed case because he's already down BAD) while Tim is just really in love with this pretty guy.

All of this while Luthor keeps giving Conner a hard time and pressuring him to milk as much info out of Tim as possible.

Let's say that somehow, Luthor manages to poison Clark with something, could be both Clark and Jon, maybe ever Kara. And he uses this to manipule Kon, being Luthor the only one with the antidote(it would be better if it didn't reallycure them, but keept them alive, still weak, but alive, like some kind of medicine, so Conner needs to stay serving Luthor kind of like forever).

So it's going to be all the more painfull when Tim finds out, because we know he's gonna go FERAL, feeling betrayed and all that angsty stuff, because he trusted Kon, and he thinks that Kon just was a gold digger or something, when Kon just wants to protect his family.

So let's make Kon suffer, not because he deserves it, but because i simply like to make my fav characters suffer.

He's all stressed with everything, because his family is sick, and Luthor is pressuring him, and then it gets worst because Tim finds out and he decides to get revenge by not being gentle nor caring anymore.

So now he's stressed because Tim is always pissed and he's not the loving boy he was dating anymore, and Luthor might be pressuring even more, all of this while his family is still sick.

So yeah, have yall ever think of this?? :)

[ky-landfill]

[mmmmmmeow]

most normal, sane, AI father and son bonding moment. also gail is a fine name for a polar bear you right

[melonlthawne]

konbart version of that one piece breast reduction meme.

[peacerisendove]

"You wanna kiss me so bad." A grin spread across Bart's lips as he was yanked by the collar of his suit. He had gotten Kon's full attention. And though Kon grit his teeth, he knew that Bart was not wrong in the least. No matter what the speedster did to annoy him, Bart had him wrapped around his little finger.

I just couldn't get the thought out of my head of how BartKon this meme was, so I just had to go back and draw it one more time.

Close up as well because I really love Kon's chin fuzz here. :3c

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[dailydccomics]

Lizzie and her super-corgi (Jon) and bat-corgi (Damian) Wonder Woman #9 art by Belén Ortega

[alicepooryorick]

Actually KaraBabs is such a funny ship for me to have because I don't ship any other SuperBat pair BC I just genuinely don't see ANY of them. But imagine everyone else in the respective families is tired of the stereotypes, they're so so tired. Bruce and Clark have had to deny as their hero identities that they see eachother as anything more than brothers...

Bam. In walks Babsgirl and Kara. They're dating. It's a thing now. It's fine, it's not like Barbara's really part of the Batfamily anyway right?

It's a PR nightmare after Babs let's a kiss between her and Kara get caught.

[jayson10traplo]

Art is from Clambuyance