i’m so awesome/bisexual/minor !!/she/heri want ice cream
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An X-ray image of the blood vessels of the hand made using mercury injection (1896)
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you ever see shit that makes you think “i know i’m very online but i’m not online enough for this one”
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Clark always wants to share the joy with Bruce and Bruce appreciates it a lot.




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After Clark’s birthday…
Battinson actually "made" the fabric for him.






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More batman au where all the batkids are really young
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bruce and dick...
https://x.com/BonerWizard/status/1897806955042988386?s=19
You're so cool ily for suggesting this
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I think the Jason that gets isekaied into the Adam West show keeps a diary that documents the development of his mental health
"dear diary. Today Weird Dick asked me if I wanted to wear his Robin suit for a Halloween costume party while we were distracting the villains and I burst in tears."
"dear diary. The bats of this universe have this strange meta power where they just say things by association of ideas and that makes them true. They just call it "deductive abilities" and I don't think they've realised yet. Last time I framed a conversation about the zoo with Barbara to get her to the conclusion that Scarecrow and Penguin had teamed up and it just happened. I worry how this is going to affect the multiverse."
"dear diary. Today I killed the joker."
"dear diary. Today I killed the joker."
"dear diary. There's something seriously wrong with this universe."
"dear diary. Today I tried to jump in front of a nuke but bruce jumped in front of me and then a dolphin jumped in front of bruce and the dolphin's death neutralised the nuke. I fear I must resign myself to the ways of this world."
"dear diary. Today Weird!Bruce told me he was proud of me."
"no seriously wtf is going on with Selina?"
"dear diary. Today the bats broke into this universe with a portal and told me to get back home. I said no. Weird! Dick told Normal! Dick an insult so lame Normal!Dick popped a vessel. Weird!Bruce sent an "itchy powder bang grenade" at Normal!Bruce to get him to leave. It was nice."
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LMAO THE DESCRIPTION???

“…Sorry about the Kryptonite Condom…apparently Lois and Selina agreed that the Fujoshi kink is maximized if I’m the top…the things we do for our ladies amiright?”
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me appearing when someone mentions my interests core
#realest shitpost#trust#alpha male moment#AWOOOO#🐺🐺🐺#me when someone mentions batman#alpha#hyperfixation#i’m hyperfixating#ahhhh#alpha pack#wolf#WHY IS ALPHA PACK A TAG????#LMAOAOAOAOAO
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most normal, sane, AI father and son bonding moment. also gail is a fine name for a polar bear you right
#they both look so ripped oml#LAWDDDDD#HAVE MERCY#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#comics#dc#jon kent#dc clark kent#clark kent#why he ai#superman#both supermen?#idk fam
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one more hour till i break my fast
one more hour till i break my fast
one more hour till i break my fast
one more hour till i bre
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HELL YEAH BATMAN FREEDOM OF SPEECH
he’s probably saying this to the green lantern though for making fun of his bat-sona
#gl: hahahaha your bat thing haha everything is bat themed ahaha#batman: GRR FREEDOM OF SOEECH GERRRRR#gl: 🤯#sorry ramadan is making me crazy#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#comics#batman#dc#hal jordan#green lantern#batmobile#badussy
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