#IM SO HUNGRY

[yarrwhal]

Hey. Old frye art

[dunmeshistash]

Out of all the dungeon meals prepared, which one would you like to try out the most?

For me, the dragon pizza looked delicious!

Oh man it's really hard to pick just one, and I decided to answer this right when I'm hungry

Right now probably the barometz balut

I love crab and the way Izutsumi eats makes me wanna eat it too

[babsggordon]

What is your favorite pastry?

[neon-kazoo]

A Familiar Face

[Warnings: medical setting, coming out of sedation, IV mention]

Hero blinked, face contorting in a mix of confusion and discontent. Slowly, their surroundings came into view. A curtain, a small room cornered off by it, a figure by their feet. They laid on a bed lined with blue sheets with several white blankets layered over them. A nurse tapped quietly on a standing keyboard to their side.

They closed their eyes for another second, and when they opened them again the figure at their feet now loomed closer. It took a second, but Hero recognized the features peering down at them.

“Villain?!” They tried to exclaim, but it came out more as a cough. Their throat was dry and partially numb, making it difficult to form any subsequent words.

“What-“ they coughed again, falling into a short fit. The nurse laid a gentle hand on their arm, assuring them that that response was normal.

Momentarily distracted from their enemy’s presence in the room, Hero noticed their right arm feeling oddly cold. When they managed to untangle the limb from the sheets, an IV was revealed settled into the crook of their elbow.

Not that surprising, considering that it was there before they were put to sleep.

Hero gathered themselves, eventually able to ask weakly, “What are you doing here?”

“You asked me to drive you,” the villain replied, something disturbingly close to concern lurking behind their eyes as they gazed down at the formerly-sedated hero.

Hero narrowed their eyes suspiciously. They remembered signing in for the procedure, but they decidedly did not remember asking their nemesis to accompany them to the hospital.

“Yes, really. I can show you the paperwork if you want.”

Hero glanced to the nurse for help, but she too betrayed them with a confirmation.

Talk about being vulnerable, it didn’t get more trusting than asking your arch enemy to stay in the building while an anesthesiologist rendered you unconscious.

Hero didn’t have the energy to be concerned though, so they accepted the help of the rival that was shifting on their feet.

A change of clothes and a wheelchair ride later, Hero was settled into the front of the villain’s car, fully awake and ready to complain.

“I’m so hungry. Let’s stop at McDonald’s. I would die for some salty fries.”

“Sorry, you can’t eat yet,” Villain informed them apologetically.

Hero glanced at the clock and groaned.

“Some water, at least?” Hero begged.

“No on that too, I’m afraid.”

“What? So you just want me to starve?”

“Not me,” Villain replied easily, not bothering to take their eyes off the road to witness Hero’s grumbling, “Doctor’s orders.”

“So you let doctors do your dirty work now,” Hero huffed, crossing their arms over their chest.

They pointedly ignored the smile that spread across the criminal’s lips at their tantrum.

A long winded rant about dehydration followed.

When they were finally handed a water bottle an hour later, Villain had to snatch it right back out of their hands before they chugged it.

Don’t even get them started on the food an hour after that.

[sharowolet]

Happy mid autumn festival here's a mooncake with 2 yolks

[ID: digital drawing of half of a mooncake with rowlets as the 2 yolks inside. There is a big moon above the mooncake. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's rowlet as a moon staring down at your soul]

[cynicallyneutral]

sploonsuke

[skeletohn]

How I look when I'm searching for McPriceley fanfics/fanart

[gargloyl]

sometimes a man hurts every woman who enters his life bc his true soulmate is a man

if i colored this that woudl mean i have to shade and i dont think im mentally prepared for that

[iinterstellaarr]

Dinners Served

spencer reid x reader

summary: even after living alone for almost a year, you still can’t help but make way too much food. not that Spencer’s complaining, he sure can use the company

an: i’m so hungry bro i saw this girl make a lasagna on ig reels and it looked buss

The sound of bubbling water and the low hum of some random song I had heard earlier today bounced off the walls of my rather empty apartment. The smell of fresh tomato sauce made my mouth water and I smiled warmly while I picked up my phone

foods almost done :)

Be over soon.

I smile slightly at the text and giggle to myself as I play some random song on my phone and dance in place. I didn’t even hear the door open nor did I see Spencer leaning against the wall, watching me sing and dance

“You know, it has been proven that dancing allows a persons mind to be free” He sits down at the island and places his head in his hands while he cheekily smirks

“Really? Did YOU know it’s rude to sneak up on people like that?” I lean against the counter top and fold my arms.

This has been our routine for the past year. It all started back when I first moved in.

———

Setting the final box on the floor, I stand and place my hands on my hips. God, how’d it get so late?

I flop down on the couch and call the number on the ad for cheap Chinese food, cuz lord knows i’m not about to whip up a whole meal. I tap around on my phone and practically squeal when I hear my doorbell ring.

I spread out all the food I ordered on the counter almost bursting with excitement

“Oh shit.. This is way too much food.” I groan slightly, it’s way too late to call any friends to come help, so I nervously peak out into the hall and glance at the door next to me. Eh, worth a shot

I knock on the door timidly and hear something, or someone fall over a few seconds later

“Coming!” A man yells out amidst the struggle behind the door and after a moment, the door swings open.

His hair is long and curly, with a pair of glasses on top of his head and a dark black shirt with a pair of loose sleep pants.

“Yes?” He takes his glasses from his mess of hair and places them on his face as he scans me

“Sorry for disturbing you so late, and you can totally say no since you don’t know me and I may very well be a murderer, but I accidentally ordered way too much food, and my fridge doesn’t work.” I mumbled slightly but mainly got the point across. I didn’t expect my neighbor too look like THAT. Much less expect him to be awake.

“Im Spencer, and you must be an angel because I haven’t eaten all day.” He steps out of his apartment and closes the door behind him, following me to my door while I giggle slightly

“No angel here. I’m Y/N”

———

“Hey, I can leave if you think i’m a creep” He starts to stand from his place at the island

“No! I was kidding” He snickers as I rush to grab him and sit him back down “I like your company..” I awkwardly add at the end

“I’m sure I would’ve starved by now if it weren’t for you.” His large hand lands on top of mine still wrapped around his forearm as he sits back down

We lock eyes, just for a moment. But I would’ve sworn that those large eyes glanced down at my lips, just slightly.

“Plus, foods ready!” I awkwardly add, pretty much ruining the moment

Way to go me.

I start to add a hefty amount of pasta to each plate and watch as Spencer adds an absurd amount of sauce and cheese to his own portion. I take my place next to him and practically cry while shoving a bite into my mouth

“Thank you, by the way..” He avoids eye contact while I tilt my head slightly

“For the food? Cuz that’s a thanks LONG overdue-“

“No…For all of this. For just being you, I guess. I’m glad I got to know you”

I smile slightly and wrap one arm around him, pulling him into a tight hug. His lanky arms find solace around my waist while he sighs comfortably

“This means a lot to me” His face nuzzles into my neck, his slight stubble tickling me

“I’m glad you like me, Dr Reid.”

He chuckles slightly and sighs

“You have no idea.”

[odd-and-obscure-memes]

[comikbook]

need to eat food before i explode and die and harm 13 civilians in the process

[hhellscreen]

i wanna gut you like a fish so bad i could cry

[adolfusraptor1985]

Upcoming Thanksgiving has me thinking a lot about food urges (or maybe it's the fact that I'm really hungry at the moment).

Aaanyway, I feel like my food-protecting urges have gotten significantly worse this past year. Whenever I have lunch with friends I pull my plate very close to my chest and block the sides with my arms. My most precious food (dessert) I hold in my lap under the table. I'm a bit more chill at family dinners, but I still prefer my food very close to me. Ideally, I'd always eat alone or with my SO/very close friends. No one else should be near my meals. (Man, eating with my gf sounds great right now).

I'm not 100% why this happens, but I know it's definitely nonhuman related. I'm also not positive on what kintype it connects to, since most/all of mine are carnivores. It definitely gets a hell of a lot worse the more hungry I am (like right now, I'm starving). Food in general makes me shifty. I get hunting urges that are almost overwhelming (like right now, I'M STARVING).

Anyway, I digress. Point being, does anyone else have any interesting food-related facts experiences with their alter/nonhumanity they'd like to share?

(Seriously, I need to go make dinner-)

[l3earfat-st]

If anyone writes a kitty vessel fanfic for me I’ll draw anything you want for you! 🥲

[fishybone]

Wakes up from being not online for a long while.

I never thought I'd make Little Shop Of Horrors art, especially with the "I'm so Hungry I can eat a horse" with Seymour and Audrey Two. Though, I think it's just something I've been focusing on and enjoying since I'm actually playing as one of the main characters, Mushnik in my schools play!!!

Tad bit nervous but I'm sure it'll be lots of fun! Tried to do a new art style which I'm happy with a lot! Hoping to maybe make more Little Shop Of Horrors art since it would be nice practice and fun!

[cucosbiggestfan]

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