#gotham roleplay

[babsggordon]

I wanted to clarify that the drones that have been seen in the night in the New Jersey State are definitely not mine

Mines are discrete and only surrounds Gotham and Blüdhaven 🤓👆 not all New Jersey

[definitely-too-sweet-for-me]

All due respect, sir, that is not a 'hear me out'. That, there, is an objectively cute man.

Spa day!

[instinct-wild-dc-irl]

Hi there, do you know perhaps the best way to avoid the police? There are some cops hanging around my old house, and I think they're looking for me

@scarlett-no-last-name

Um, hide in a tree or in some place they won't think to look. If they do find you, do one of three things: (1) Bite and bolt

(2) Bolt. (3) let then catch you, then run away from whatever foster home you go to.

[not-timdrake]

love nightwings late night tweets

[gotham-its-too-early-for-this]

Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??

Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.

Help??

[straycats-tavern]

WAITTTT!! DONT PUNCH BATMAN YET!!

*pulls out a camcorder 📷*

Okay you can go punch him 🫶

Who wants to watch me punch Batman?

[grayson-dg]

The only one true Wayne's enemy: Sleep

[gothamo]

okay people what are the 'surviving gotham' 101 strategies??

I've barely survived my first weekend here

[redrobinforreal]

That day superboy was "not the mom"

[not-redrobin]

my dad and that one reporter are my otp

[babsggordon]

I hate the part of winter where my lips are too dry, and I need to keep licking them because I can't stand lip balm

[giovanna-freshly-adopted]

Giovannas containment:

She had done perfectly. It had all gone so well. Her little trick with the magician, making him panic over a lost girl. He'd let her in. The tackle through his portal to enter the main house. She'd even stopped his summoning spell, or she thought she had.

But then that damn boy and his hallucinogen.

And then the devil himself appeared. And the mission was lost. And she knew she had died for a time.

Talon opened her eyes, her neck hurt. She sat up with a groan.

She was in a cell. White walls except for one large window which looked out into a cave filled with various... were they trophies? What the hell was this place.

Would Blackhawk come for her? If the court learned of her failure they may have him execute her. As she would deserve. If she could escape. Find the boy again. Kill him. She would see a lighter punishment.

(( @babsggordon @hinata-rosario-real @crimsonknightly ))

[adrien-in-gotham]

That’s..Something.

I am very concerned.

[beechaotic]

THE FUCKING CLOWN LIVED. I BURNED HIS FUCKING BODY AND HES STILL ALIVE?! WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS??

[amira-wayne-al-ghul]

When I went to bed it was 17 degrees when I woke up it was -3 degrees .

WHO MADE MR. FREEZE ANGRY ?

[not-timdrake]

praying that vampires never become a real thing. we will have to kill the speedsters if they get bitten and i really don’t want to do that.

my best friend is a speedster and so is my brothers boyfriend 😕