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*gives him a bracelet with a scarecrow and question mark charm on it.*

:3

Oh look! Daww I appreciate it my dear. *he smiled and took it off before settling next to a crow plush that held a knife.*

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Oh how I love cute little tea bags.

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Well energy drinks are for when the tea isn’t keeping me awake anymore. I like energy drinks especially when I’m working on the riddlebots. Can help me with all nighters. It’s fantastic.

Riddler update

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT MY HEIST WHY THE HELL DID I PLAN ONE FOR 7AM?!

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*Some emo kid who looks no older than 18 taps you on the shoulder. They are 5’3 and seem very shy, almost star struck as they hand you the letter you dropped from your pocket*

“Excuse me, Mister Riddler, you seem to have dropped something”

*ed looked down at the kid but before he could he harshly moved away before looking down at them.* “oh sorry hun. Thank you for letting me know.” *he took the letter before stuffing it into his pocket again and smiled at them.*

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What if I blew up your boyfriend again?

- Oz

ILL CUT THAT FAT FUCKING NECK OPEN AGAIN AND WATCH GHE BLOOD SPEEW OUT AS YOU CHOKE!

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love this guy

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Admin rambles

Me and twin have decided I’m too dyslexic to be Batman. I’ll be Spider-Man.

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What is this, a crossover episode?

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babe are you okay i saw you posting without tags again

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Boy you got algebra homework to be doing

I’m a grown man! Just because I look like a teenager doesn’t mean shit!

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gay people ahhhh!!!

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anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

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this is just how I stretch in bed tbh

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What are you- a poetry major??

No darling. I just love with my whole being. When I’m someone’s I’m only there’s, mind soul and body.

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⚡️do you miss Finn?

I long for what we had. I yearn for him…his smile and laugh.

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⚡️what caused Finn to be scared off by your decision to become the riddler? If he had accepted your rise to villainy, do you think he would have made a decent henchman?

What most likely caused him to be scared is how fast i snapped. I was sick of being picked on by everyone and being the errand boy. And id never want him to be a henchman, id want him to be right beside me.

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*turns him into a teenager for 24 hours, he's still him he just looks the same as how he looked as a teenager- but still in his Riddler suit.*

NO GOD IM UGLY AGAIN! *he covers his face and whines.*