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[the15thscholar]

Bring back Dropout sketches PLEASE

[disabeetled]

reminder to all my disabled lovelies that "gross" symptoms do not make you gross or lesser in any way. incontinence, vomiting, irritable bowels, or gastrointestinal issues shouldn't be as demonized as they are. you are real, valid, and loved

[algernonagon]

Steph: I don’t think Jason likes me very much.

Duke: Huh? What makes you say that?

Steph: He cut my grapple line, just cause I tried to pass over Crime Alley!!

Tim: Eh. Jason doesn’t really like anyone. I wouldn’t take it personal. Just be glad he didn’t shoot at you.

Duke: Are we thinking of the same Jason right now?

Tim: Is there some other Jason we should know about?

Duke: Look, I’m not saying I don’t believe you guys, it’s just hard to picture. Look, here he comes now.

Jason, dapping Duke up: Narrows! You coming to book club tomorrow?

Duke: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Jason: Glad to hear it, and don’t be afraid to bring your own work, too. I’ve seen your writing, it’s powerful. Really. I’ve gotta bounce, but you think about it, alright?

Duke: Yeah, yeah…See you, Park Row.

Tim:

Steph:

Tim & Steph: Hey What The Fuck.

[nonbinary-octopus]

if you got an additional line of income that guaranteed your basic needs would be met, (notes below)

notes:

- the money can come from whatever source you'd like to imagine. UBI, sugar daddy, magically delivered in unmarked bills onto your dining table overnight by elves, blackmailing jeff bezos, wherever

- it will keep coming indefinitely

- basic needs: housing, food, medical care, clothes, a bit of disposable income, etc. You would not be rich, but you would have enough. It will rise with inflation and such, to have the same purchasing power as before, and will cover you and your dependents

- any money you earn at your job (or anywhere) is on top of the basic needs money. How much you get is not affected by how much you make elsewhere

- vacation doesn’t necessarily mean you go anywhere; you just don't need to go to work

[thebibliosphere]

If given the choice to time travel I’d much prefer to go forwards in the hope that they might have found a cure for my numerous chronic conditions, but failing that I’ll take the era of medicine when they were prescribing cocaine in cough drops.

If I’m going to die from malpractice, I might as well have some fun first.

[doctor-the-13th]

Doorbells shall henceforth be known as intruder alerts because why are people intruding on me in the comfort of my own home?

[gaylordthethird]

So... your telling me there are people who are just, completely fine???

Not in any pain, not in any discomfort. Not overwhelmed, not anxious. No intrusive thoughts or imposter syndrome?

Just fine????

Not even any allergies?????

[misternohair]

Lmao get bodied racoon bois

[vveltergeist]

The one realistic thing about WH40K is that if you grow up without your biological father having him show up later when you're an adult IS a fifty/fifty toss up between "Neat! He's here now I guess" and "This motherfucker sucks and he's trying to drag me down with him."

[hexasart]

Friendly reminder! :>

[sir-renaissance]

You know a ship is god tier when literally all the art is just of them happy. Like all it is is them together just. Smiling. Do you know how absolutely fucked out of this world things have to be for a ship to predominantly have fan art of them simply being alive and unharmed? Don’t touch me

[myriad-rainbows]

I think I need a "I ❤️ Speculative Xenobiology" t-shirt

[bunsofhoney]

You think Spideypool in love is uwu domestic Valentine's Day bliss? No, bitch, this is toxic codependence between two people who are smart enough to know that they should NOT be infatuated with each other. Get on the merry-go-round or get outta the playground.

[xf-cases-solved]

headcanon that the moment mulder realized he was down bad was the first time he ever heard scully laugh rly rly hard. like, full belly laugh, hands clutching her stomach, tears down her face laugh. it took him entirely by surprise, bc while she's very funny and has a good sense of humor, she usually sort of just chuckles or snorts. it's hard to even get a single giggle out of her sometimes (he has come to rly cherish that night in the cemetery during their first case when he later learned that she's not usually so unrestrained.) the laughing fit that made him realize he was down bad was probably entirely at his expense, and he didn't even care. if anything, he was proud that something he did -- even if that something was just being an idiot -- made her laugh like that. after awhile she calmed down and caught her breath, and they went on with their day, except mulder now had this new knowledge (exciting and terrifying in equal measure) that he was falling in love with her. he thought about it all day, and that night, during his regularly scheduled bout of insomnia, he mentally added to his list of priorities -- of which included things such as "find samantha" and "learn the truth" -- "make scully laugh again"

and that's still one of his top priorities to this day 😌

[itstimeforstarwars]

1) Coruscant is built with buildings upon buildings upon buildings, so high that a lot of people have never seen sunlight in their life

2) there is absolutely no way that Coruscant’s building codes would allow that shit to be anything less than fireproof, especially the further down you go.

3) as seen by the lack of safety railings in high places, and the lack of covers on vats of acid or smelting equipment, and the fact that they freely brought space godzilla into the heart of fucking Coruscant...citizen and worker safety is generally not a big concern in the gffa

Conclusion: there is soooo much space asbestos in Coruscanti buildings, especially in the lower levels. Space mesothelioma must be a fucking epidemic among Coruscanti construction workers.

[niobiumao3]

I submit Darth Vader is the most relatable SW villain for any adult:

Infuriated by teenaged daughter thwarting him (several times, then she gaslights him about it)

Obsessed with former manager who publicly owned him (twice)

Starts a fight in a staff meeting by trying to kill a coworker (who mocked his religion)

Kills someone over zoom with the force of his anger while having a totally normal conversation with someone else (who among us)

Makes perfectly reasonable offer to go in on the family business to son, sighs when son dramatically rejects it by falling off a building (not mad just disappointed)

Finally gets tired of boss, chucks him into a huge hole (so tired)

Dies from literal exhaustion (see: tired)

Annoys former direct report in the afterlife (while getting to look young again)