ever wondered how many cases mulder and scully actually solved in their time on the x-files, but didn't feel like doing the research to find out bc that would be unhinged? never fear! i had a mental break and had to distract myself with a useless project to keep myself (relatively) sane, so i'm gonna do it for you! along with some other stats thrown in just for fun! you're welcome šš½ [currently on: season 2] [former url: alexkryceksbutt]
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[rob bowman, receiving yet another incomprehensible script from chris carter] okie doke [makes the lighting so sexy you donāt pay attn to the dialogue]
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two affirmations for your journey
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i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly
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how to sayĀ "I love you"Ā in x-filesĀ [207/?] ⤷ 4.14Ā ā āMemento Moriā
#scenes you can hear#bc you've watched them on repeat 84 million times#otp: maybe if it rains sleeping bags#msr#txf
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how to sayĀ "I love you"Ā in x-filesĀ [183/?] ⤷ 3.20Ā ā āJose Chung's From Outer Spaceā
what she says / what she means
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it's the horniest she's ever been
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scully shooting mulder is so fucking funny, he literally wakes up and goes "you shot me!" and she's like "yeah, you're welcome" and then they never talk about it again
#ik we all know this#but i saw a gifset and lold#otp: maybe if it rains sleeping bags#msr#txf#diz spouts conspiracies
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how to sayĀ "I love you"Ā in x-filesĀ [145/?] ⤷ 2.17Ā ā āEnd Gameā
He says he's gonna kill me if you don't give him what he wants... a woman who's with you.
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holding men at gunpoint is one of her favourite hobbies
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You do realize they're only together because they're "perfect opposites" or whatever and they only stay with each other because they're so perfect for each other. That's what you all call the greatest love story of all time? Yikes.
oh love is dead anon you are slippin bc bb I gotta say: that makes no sense.
anywaysssss mama I made it!! š I've been waiting a long time for this moment. I'd like to thank @leiascully, @muldersfingers, and @calimanc for helping me run the server, I adore you three. and Cali, if you're still up, it's time for bed love turn off the tv. I'd also like to thank @sagan-starstuff for telling me to go to the ER that one time, and @laurencem for making me a blinkie and for stalking that watch duty app to make sure that I was still good when CA was on fire.
thank you to @illaisland for sending me little paper boats when anth*m stole my boat birthday party. oh and I must thank @graciehart and @xf-cases-solved for being up late w me for west coastie hours. and thank you to @numinousmysteries for saying the funniest shit on the daily and to @thefinestmuffins for finding us that script this morning.
@libbytxf, @thatfragilecapricorn30, @catharsisxf, @randomfoggytiger, @spooky-jordan, love y'all, couldn't have made it here without you.
thank you all for believing in me. I truly could not have done it without each of you (and all the other pals that have contributed to this moment)
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Ok everyone loves the Hollywood A.D. bathtub phone call scene but how come I've literally never seen anyone specifically mention this absolutely adorable moment of Scully fidgeting with her own nose??? I don't think I even noticed it until like a year ago and I just now remembered it again
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Maggie and Mulder. How do you think she *really* felt about him?
This is an old ask. Sorry it took me so long but. I had to do some thinking on it. Mostly bc Iām in the middle of writing a fic that is heavy on their relationship and I needed to think about it in relation to the fic first, and then also the fandom. I really wanted to examine it from as many point of views as I could. I watched so many episodes. Beyond the Sea. Ascension. One Breath. The cancer arc eps. Nothing Important Happened Today (both). Empedocles. So many. I though this would be a book of an answer but. But. My heart keeps going back to one point of view, I guess, naturally, as a mother of a daughter. And one scene in particular always comes back to me. The scene in One Breath, where Mulder bursts into the hospital and he pauses for a moment at Scullyās bedside and looks at Maggie. She doesnāt even look up. Sheās paralyzed by fear. Mute in grief. Incapable of looking away from her daughterās face. Of course, cue his rampage that ends up with him being carried out by security. I think. If I were her. If that were my daughter lying there. What would I want? What would I feel? Fear. Grief. Despair. But also. Also. Rage. Absolute rage at the injustice of this precious life dying and my powerlessness to stop it. Mulder gave her rage a voice when she couldnāt. He yelled. He screamed. He pointed fingers. Demanded answers. Threw things. Just. Absolute howling rage. As a mother, when your child is hurt, that question always comes up. Do I act out as I want to, or do I hold my childās hand? She sat next to her baby. Mulder acted out. I canāt help but think, if it were me, how grateful I would have been to him in that moment. I would think, if her daddy were here, thatās what he would be doing for her. And despite the journey that lay ahead for them all, I know that stuck with her. Forever. That memory of this other desperate person in her daughterās life who felt the same way she did in that moment, and gave the desires she couldnāt express at the time a voice. I would always always always want someone to fight for her. To not be content to sit around and do nothing. I would want someone to do anything and everything. To go to battle. Someone so blinded by their need to make it right that they couldnāt see anything else. To believe enough for everyone that they could bring her back if they fought hard enough. To be my proxy so that I could spend precious little time with my child. Mulder was. That. Person. She knew then he loved her that much. That he would, as he said, do anything. Anything. Thatās what I would want for my baby girl. A man who would do anything.
#i enjoy this take#i am also psychically damaged by this take#otp: maybe if it rains sleeping bags#msr#txf
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Fox William Mulder invented masculinity by curling up in Scullyās lap and asking her to gently sing him to sleep.
Never settle for less
(photo: @sculderand-mully)
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How are you not bored of the x files yet? Many people have moved on.
Skill issue.
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