#the oswald and piett scene in empire is
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I submit Darth Vader is the most relatable SW villain for any adult:
Infuriated by teenaged daughter thwarting him (several times, then she gaslights him about it)
Obsessed with former manager who publicly owned him (twice)
Starts a fight in a staff meeting by trying to kill a coworker (who mocked his religion)
Kills someone over zoom with the force of his anger while having a totally normal conversation with someone else (who among us)
Makes perfectly reasonable offer to go in on the family business to son, sighs when son dramatically rejects it by falling off a building (not mad just disappointed)
Finally gets tired of boss, chucks him into a huge hole (so tired)
Dies from literal exhaustion (see: tired)
Annoys former direct report in the afterlife (while getting to look young again)
#star wars#darth Vader#this post brought to you by#ahsokatechies and I discussing how#the oswald and piett scene in empire is#horrifying as a child and yet as an adult#is morbidly amusing because#post covid all I can think is 'mood'
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