#oh Tim

[zahri-melitor]

Tim’s life slogan.

[kit-sune7]

I want to talk about Timothy Stoker and Sasha James for a second. v (Spoilers for season 2 of The Magnus Archives) v So you know how Sasha was killed and replaced by the Not!Them? And the One Person who could see through it was Melanie, so the whole archive team was definitely fooled. Well I've been thinking about this for a while, and now that I'm relistening to MAG 77 I have decided to talk about it. In MAG 77, the statement-giver explains how their mother was replaced by an impostor. This impostor didn't look like their mother and - more importantly to the statement - didn't act like their mother at all. The statement-giver points this out specifically because they never got along with her and remember her as a difficult and stubborn person. The NEW mother was very kind to them. However (and this is the important part), the statement-giver was the ONLY person who knew that she was acting strangely. We see much the same from the archive team regarding the Not!Them who has replaced Sasha. Jon never mentions that she is acting weird, and if he had noticed then he definitely would have mentioned it in a supplemental recording. So far so good, everything is normal. But TIM. I'd like to reference this excerpt from Tim and Jon's argument during MAG 65:

"And Sasha-" "And Sasha-" Tim KNEW something was up, and just couldn't figure it out. He noticed that she was acting weird, but he couldn't see through the Not!Them's garbage and it was eating at him. I'd pass it off as an Eye-connection thing, but no one else on the archival team noticed. Tim was the only one who even referenced that Sasha was acting off. No Stranger jank, no Eye magic - he just knew. It's no wonder he was so angry with the Stranger by the time the Unknowing rolled around. It wasn't just about Danny at that point. The Stranger had seriously screwed him up. (also sorry, I wanted to like, hide most of the post behind a "keep reading" button because its long? but I don't know how to do that.)

[anonyunknownonearth]

Oh Tim, *sighs*

Dick: what’s your blood type?

Tim: how would i know?

Dick: how would you not!?

Tim: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Dick: you don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

[atti-rambles]

Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...

Laios is like the son he never had... To me... His son who is twice is size

[koroart]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

"Bruce loves his children to infinity but sucks at communication" gotta be one of my favourite tropes.

What Bruce means: I miss you so much it hurts, you are a great hero, and I'm really glad that you still consider me as part of your life and share your thoughts with me.

What Bruce does: hums meaningfully in response to Dick's story.

What Bruce means: I'm sorry about everything that happened between us, I still love you and want to fix our relationship, I'm incredibly grateful that you don't avoid me.

What Bruce does: nods at Jason when sees him on the patrol.

What Bruce means: I deeply care about you, you are truly important to me, I worry about your health and I don't want you to repeat my mistakes, neglecting yourself for the sake of a mission.

What Bruce does: gives Tim a snack without any explanation.

What Bruce means: I'm very proud that, despite everything you were taught, you choose to be a good person and help people, you have a kind soul, and it's an honour to me to call you my son.

What Bruce does: gives Damian an intensive head pat.

Should I say that Cassie is a blessing?

They stare at each other's soul for a solid five minutes and it's basically a full ass conversation.

[ditzybat]

dick, who just got black mailed by 12 year old stalker tim: scary, that tim kid has a spot on bat-glare despite not spending anytime with you whatsoever, i mean the resemblance is uncanny

bruce trying to figure out if he ever slept with janet drake: very scary…

[violent138]

The idea of the Batkids doing normal people things while suited up is hilarious to me, you know, like Red Robin and Spoiler making the 9 o'clock news while racing through a grocery store because they totally forgot to get the things Alfred asked them to bring for the family dinner. Or Damian and Dick swinging into the Bludhaven Zoo mid-patrol because Dami really wanted to see the new baby tiger. Red Hood buying lemonade from a kid's stand and then standing there awkwardly messing with his helmet, trying not to hurt the kid's feelings. Black Bat, on a particularly tiring day randomly appeared in the nosebleeds of the ballet hall and started sniping phones out of people's hands. Or Signal and a deeply irritated Batman changing out a blown-out tyre in some back alley, earning amused looks.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[qweenofurheart]

dynamic motion practice in the midst of a fight!

[direpunk]

filming friends

[quirinah]

she dun on my geon till i meshi

[feelo-fick]

...i promise i take him seriously i just keep finding shitposts that fit soooo well... i have folder with just shitposts that fit ominously well with him that i keep wanting to draw and then i never get to them HAHAHA

[frownyalfred]

I need a John Wick scenario where some goon beats the shit out of one of the batkids but doesn’t realize which hero they belong to. Cut to them getting home like “yeah I fucked up that little red bird guy!” and all the other goons look at him like “you mean…Red Robin?”

“Yeah that guy. Wait, why are you all getting up—”

Everyone knows the robins are off limits from serious beat downs. Batman will come for blood, and he’s downright superhuman when it’s about one of his kids.