#oh Tim

[zahri-melitor]

Tim’s life slogan.

[thelaughingmagician]

Red Robin #2

[kit-sune7]

I want to talk about Timothy Stoker and Sasha James for a second. v (Spoilers for season 2 of The Magnus Archives) v So you know how Sasha was killed and replaced by the Not!Them? And the One Person who could see through it was Melanie, so the whole archive team was definitely fooled. Well I've been thinking about this for a while, and now that I'm relistening to MAG 77 I have decided to talk about it. In MAG 77, the statement-giver explains how their mother was replaced by an impostor. This impostor didn't look like their mother and - more importantly to the statement - didn't act like their mother at all. The statement-giver points this out specifically because they never got along with her and remember her as a difficult and stubborn person. The NEW mother was very kind to them. However (and this is the important part), the statement-giver was the ONLY person who knew that she was acting strangely. We see much the same from the archive team regarding the Not!Them who has replaced Sasha. Jon never mentions that she is acting weird, and if he had noticed then he definitely would have mentioned it in a supplemental recording. So far so good, everything is normal. But TIM. I'd like to reference this excerpt from Tim and Jon's argument during MAG 65:

"And Sasha-" "And Sasha-" Tim KNEW something was up, and just couldn't figure it out. He noticed that she was acting weird, but he couldn't see through the Not!Them's garbage and it was eating at him. I'd pass it off as an Eye-connection thing, but no one else on the archival team noticed. Tim was the only one who even referenced that Sasha was acting off. No Stranger jank, no Eye magic - he just knew. It's no wonder he was so angry with the Stranger by the time the Unknowing rolled around. It wasn't just about Danny at that point. The Stranger had seriously screwed him up. (also sorry, I wanted to like, hide most of the post behind a "keep reading" button because its long? but I don't know how to do that.)

[anonyunknownonearth]

Oh Tim, *sighs*

Dick: what’s your blood type?

Tim: how would i know?

Dick: how would you not!?

Tim: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Dick: you don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

[atti-rambles]

Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...

Laios is like the son he never had... To me... His son who is twice is size

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[koroart]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[prlssprfctn]

Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.

Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.

Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.

Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(

Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*

Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.

Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu

[thesecretdcblog]

[Discussing equipment while packing their utility belts before patrol]

Bruce: Okay, does everyone have a knife?

BatKids: *various noises of confirmation*

Tim, quietly: I got a shiv

Jason: What was that, bud?

Tim, yelling: I GOT A SHIV

[thelaughingmagician]

Red Robin #1

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

"Bruce loves his children to infinity but sucks at communication" gotta be one of my favourite tropes.

What Bruce means: I miss you so much it hurts, you are a great hero, and I'm really glad that you still consider me as part of your life and share your thoughts with me.

What Bruce does: hums meaningfully in response to Dick's story.

What Bruce means: I'm sorry about everything that happened between us, I still love you and want to fix our relationship, I'm incredibly grateful that you don't avoid me.

What Bruce does: nods at Jason when sees him on the patrol.

What Bruce means: I deeply care about you, you are truly important to me, I worry about your health and I don't want you to repeat my mistakes, neglecting yourself for the sake of a mission.

What Bruce does: gives Tim a snack without any explanation.

What Bruce means: I'm very proud that, despite everything you were taught, you choose to be a good person and help people, you have a kind soul, and it's an honour to me to call you my son.

What Bruce does: gives Damian an intensive head pat.

Should I say that Cassie is a blessing?

They stare at each other's soul for a solid five minutes and it's basically a full ass conversation.

[violent138]

The idea of the Batkids doing normal people things while suited up is hilarious to me, you know, like Red Robin and Spoiler making the 9 o'clock news while racing through a grocery store because they totally forgot to get the things Alfred asked them to bring for the family dinner. Or Damian and Dick swinging into the Bludhaven Zoo mid-patrol because Dami really wanted to see the new baby tiger. Red Hood buying lemonade from a kid's stand and then standing there awkwardly messing with his helmet, trying not to hurt the kid's feelings. Black Bat, on a particularly tiring day randomly appeared in the nosebleeds of the ballet hall and started sniping phones out of people's hands. Or Signal and a deeply irritated Batman changing out a blown-out tyre in some back alley, earning amused looks.

[sidewalk-cracks]

The batkids encountering distressed children and calling them "sweetheart", subconsciously mimicking how Bruce would and will call them sweetheart when they're distressed, and not even realizing it?? Don't speak to me. I can't.

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

Tim’s workaholic tendencies are so funny. Imagine this boy is sooo high on pain meds and trying so desperately to type up a report but it’s just “the susspetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttggffggggggggg g gg. g” but bc he’s so out of it he’s like “i am doing so well at report writing” and so he submits it- confidentially might i add. Batman receives it like “this is obviously a coded message, my son needs help.”