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they knew an echo beach wedding would give me enough dopamine and serotonin to take over the world and live forever- or alternatively that I would spend the rest of my life watching that five minute clip on repeat and waste away- and that’s actually the giant conspiracy behind the cw selling and Carina leaving after cat fighting with Jeanine
#it was all to keep me from becoming Megamind#idk guys- I make dumb as shit posts sometimes#just pretend you don’t see it#but like also it sucks the shows over and I don’t have their blissful end scene (wedding or curled up on their couch#or reciting poetry or recieving a Nobel prize etc) to view when I miss them#like truly the thing of nightmares#insert mandatory fuck Hollier here
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reminding everyone that the in-universe problem with The Doctor and The Master isn’t “ooo horrible nasty enemies who hate each other and don’t get along and fight all the time but are also in love”
the problem is that they get along. the problem is that they can’t stop themselves from falling naturally into a rhythm of riffing off one another and enjoying the other’s company. THAT is the problem. the problem is that it works and that’s the thing that caused all their issues. they like one another. they just click.
#doctor who#thoschei#the doctor and the master#the master#twissy#they’re also the two worst people on the planet(s) l#lol#it’s the person you can’t help having chemistry with#they almost don’t have a choice#they both know it too#sometimes one of them will pretend it isn’t true but it is it’s the very much mutually understood truth#the problem is they just like one another a lot#not even in a romantic way#even tho it’s romantic lol#they just LIKE one another !!!#what was that thing stephen moffat said#companions bring it up all the time too. it doesn’t make sense why the doctor lets them get away with so much. it frustrates every companio#when they see that the truth of the matter is that the doctor just LIKES the Master#the two kids every teacher sits intentionally far far far away from one another lmao
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Nine sols workplace comedy mockumentary AU taking place during the construction of the eternal cauldron project leading up to Eigong dropping Yi off a cliff send post
#nine sols spoilers#nine sols#it continues after Yi starts going on his revenge quest#don’t ask why there’s a documentary crew recording his tirade they’re just there#pretend the crew isn’t there#reminder for later#tiandao council’s atrocities caught in 4k#crew interviewing the individual sols as they share their grievances about their coworkers who they hate#Will they won’t they between Yi and kuafu that will never come to fruition#do you see the vision#I’m gonna write a script for this I’m gonna do it#excuse my while I go rewatch Abbott elementary and the office to prepare for this
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And if I say Mac grew up equating love to cigarette burns and absent fathers and getting told to toughen up, that Mac doesn’t understand love that isn’t conditional, love without equal parts hate or distaste, that never in his life has Mac understood earnest love, that even though Dennis isn’t trying to, he often ends up re-confirming this idea in Macs head, that love is hatred, that-
#sorry got shot with the rpg before I could finish my sentence#it’s always sunny#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#source: iasip#it’s always sunny in philly#mac mcdonald#macdennis#dennis iasip#iasip headcanon#iasip dennis#mac iasip#iasip mac#I have something to admit which is that this is a draft and also that I haven’t seen the Abbott ep yet#I’ve been meaning to get around to it and get back to posting on here in general but such is life yk#I had a lot of insane shit go on thag stopped me from writing completely#and also#just kind of consuming media as a whole#anyways Mac and your twisted fucked up perceptions of love you will always be special to me#it ain’t much but it’s earnest#there are two wolves inside of me#the one that wants Mac to get gentle soft love that changes his perceptions completely#and one that loves the moral complexity and grey area that iasip specialize in#always Sunny is weird like that in the sense that you somehow end up equal parts rooting for them and wanting their downfall#multiple spelling errors in the tags that I refuse to fix because it would be too much of a headache to retype them all#so just pretend you don’t see them or read through them please and thank you <3
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One interesting part of the discourse surrounding family-coding relationships in media is when people who are against it raise the argument that two characters ‘can’t be sibling-coded because their relationship is more complicated than that.’ As if siblings relationships by nature were an uncomplicated thing
#this post is specifically about Carmy and Richie from The Bear#and yes I know that when people say ‘more complicated’ what they tend to mean is ‘more romantic and/or sexual’#but just be honest with yourself and say that then#yes I also know that there’s a preponderance of fic that uses familial classifications to water down character interactions#but frankly so does a lot of shipping discourse so I don’t see the point in throwing stones there#the point is that all relationships are complicated as soon as you scratch past the surface#and it’s weird of discourse to pretend that familial-coding by nature removes that#when it’s not any relationship coding that removes it; it’s the fans who do that#for a wide spectrum of reasons#and that’s not a phenomenon that can be traced to any one attachment style
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Bouta bless you guys up on oz frfr 🚂
#fooze#wip#wicked#gelphie#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#idk is anyone will see this but if you do then yippie yahoo you survived the algorithm#don’t fret the train hysteria got to me too just before the deleted scenes so. we’re going to pretend this works when I drop it okay? 🥺
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Feel like Neil couldn’t have been any other kind of actor than one in theatre. If he was a movie actor or on social media or whatnot, it would not be the same. Theatre by nature is fleeting. Recorded mediums can be rewatched over and over, creating a time loop of sorts. We the audience can keep going back to a time when Neil is still alive. Theatre however is live and once the play is over, there is no going back except in our memories. It is much like life. We are forced to live in the moment in a theater lest we miss it altogether. It’s not that the poets choose to live in a world where Neil is dead, it’s that they must because the only other option is to die themselves. I feel like Keatings teachings could only be reflected in stage theatre because that’s the only way there can be no time loop of grief. I think dead poets society itself isn’t about overcoming the authority in your life to do what you want but rather about grief, about allowing oneself to feel grief and all one’s emotions without letting it consume you and to keep living after, to live every day in the moment lest you fall into grief and regret that will destroy you or force you into a miserable life
#just silly ramblings don’t mind me just ignore me 🫣#keating was teaching the boys catharsis as a means of survival and how to process their emotions so they don’t overcome them in a world#that convinces them to pretend they don’t feel at all; that’s why he focuses on the romantics rather than the realists because the romantic#is there to help you process your emotions of sorrow and joy; and that’s why he told Charlie he was misunderstanding the teachings when he#was acting out but not Neil when Neil was trying to get out of the grief over the person he wishes he could be; keating taught him that his#father was standing over an empty grave grieving the son he wanted and that Neil doesn’t have to lie in that grave just to satisfy his#fathers grief but can go to his father as he is and ask him to accept this version of himself and the son he is and his father rejected and#that is why Neil thought the only way to truly overcome his father was by allowing his father to grieve him over grieving the son he wanted#and Mr. Keating was crying over Neil but we don’t see him rage out like the school; Mr. Keating grieved Neil and moved forward with life#whereas all the other administration and Neil’s father will not be able to because they refuse to recognize any emotion but rage so they#feel they must go on a wrathful journey to try to process their grief; idk I think the whole story was about teaching the boys not to be#afraid of their emotions and that they must feel their emotions to process them and get through and I think this message just happens to be#counter to the norm we were told our whole lives but also necessary to be full people and I think that is why this movie sticks with so#many and why so many hold it so dear to them; it’s a story about grief and emotions and moving forward with life after the fact#it’s about feeling in a world that tries to convince you that there are ‘bad’ emotions and that you must not feel certain things and that’s#where overcoming authority comes in and the anti authority message of the franchise stems from#neil perry#dead poets society#dps#dead poets fandom#dps fandom#mr keating#john keating#dps symposium
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Can we finally talk about how even if the Dance never happened, Jace ascending the throne would’ve still started a war? Or are we just going to keep acting like the Blackfyre Rebellions don’t tell us all we need to know?
Just wondering….
Oh and if you do want to talk about it, lemme hear you lol 👀
#jace velaryon#fire and blood#hotd#dance of the dragons#blackfyre rebellion#team green#team black#if you disagree & want to argue go somewhere else#Targaryens#aegon iii targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#daeron targaryen#jaehaerys targaryen#melor targaryen#viserys ii targaryen#there were too many Targaryen looking men for the realm to be okay with plain Jace on the throne#especially because the precedent he would’ve set would’ve been monumental#pretend that this story has happy endings all you want#but it would’ve ended in disaster too#just my opinion#if you don’t agree with it be glad there are ways to not see this
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he's so pretty boy here
#river dipping#theodore doe#echthroi#ts4#ts4 cas#i was testing new cc but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i love this hair on him#also the ui hider broke for me after i updated to dx11 😔#i downloaded the dx11 version of it but no dice </3 so just pretend you don’t see the ui
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The news has reached me that there are canon female custodes, and that the reactions have been mmm well, mixed. I don’t play custodes on tabletop but i do love the faction, and i think it’s an interesting and harmless little addition to the setting. Somewhere in the mists of time some custodes put his genhanced transhuman mind to work and asked himself “What if instead of just taking boy babies for the Full Genome Restructuring Into An Exalted Demigod…what if we took all the babies.” Now we have the Golden Roughly Twenty Thousand, double the protection for the Emperor😌
#my stuff#wh40k#warhammer 40k#also a lot of ppl were bitching about how this disrespects the sisters of silence#like first of all SoS are exclusively 1:1billion mutants with the blank gene you can’t just grab anyone#and they’re already sharing recruit pool with the Culexus Temple#but also don’t pretend you suddenly care about SoS or SoB when you’re just trying to pit bad bitches against each other#there’s no in-universe reason custodes can’t be women and you will not die because of it#like i’m willing to swallow all-male marines bc it’s explicitly a monastic (all male) knight inspired order#but for custodes it’s just grabbing babies to uplift into heroic champions to guard the emperor#no one with eyes can tell me seeing the stormcast lady kick the shit out of skaven didn’t do something for you#same deal with female custodes. their competency is not in question and it’s also kinda hot as a bonus
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Spider is not Jake and Neytiri’s kid and they had no obligation to act as his surrogate parents
#sorry just really tired of seeing posts like “[insert character here] would resent Jake and Neytiri because they neglect Spider#and everyone else can see how Bad that is >:[ ”#GUYS.#SPIDER 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THEIR 👏 KID#looking after him is not their job#if ANY particular group can be blamed for neglecting Spider it’s the McCoskers#cuz they’re y’know his actual legal guardians#ok ok to be fair people who haven’t read the comics don’t know about them#but even if you don’t know who the McCoskers are#if you’re about to rage at Jake and Neytiri for Spider’s neglect#you better also be raging at Norm and Max and ALL THE OTHER HUMANS AT HELL’S GATE#stop pretending Jake and Neytiri are uniquely solely at fault here just because their kids are friends with Spider#(also while we’re at it can we stop pretending that characters like Tsu'tey and Ronal would be horrified by Neytiri disliking Spider)#(Tsu'tey was even more anti-skypeople than Neytiri was)#(and Ronal disdainfully dismisses even Lo'ak and Kiri as “not true Na'vi” for having “demon blood”)#(like…write whatever “[character] adopts Spider” fics/AUs you want)#(but let’s not pretend that Neytiri is the only Na'vi who could possibly feel iffy about adopting a human. c’mon)
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As someone who heavily relates to Quinni and is a little bit in love with Harper and her fucked-up bad-bitch mystique, I think they should have an incredibly intense and fucked up gay relationship that leaves them both irreversibly wrecked as people. They could make each other worse and better in equal measure and I want it sooo bad
#and that is my contribution to the fandom thank u for your time#never underestimate an autistic girl’s ability to see through the tough-girl’s bullshit#and never underestimate the tough-girl’s ability to inspire confidence in her friends!#Harper would teach Quinni how to win the idgaf war and Quinni would teach Harper how to lose the idgaf war#do you see the vision????#Harper would be like: omg fuck everybody do what you want!! go crazy go stupid!!!#and Quinni would be like: …you know you don’t have to pretend like you’re okay all the time right?#if nothing else I need their friendship to be more fleshed out!!!#heartbreak high#quinni gallagher jones#harper mclean#cass actually talks!#omg they’re also the goth + pastel (ish) stereotype!!!#it just gets better guys like get on my level kdbdjdk
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Maybe the single life is for me
#slight??? rant incoming#but like I see people in relationships and get sad and miss being in one myself#then I remember everyone I’ve dated has been men#and I have not been treated right by a single one#and I actually hate when people who are happy and in a relationship tell me ‘you’ll get there soon’ because how the fuck do you know#and I am happy for people#I am.#but I hate how lonely I feel#then again I remember how freeing it is to be single#like I literally don’t have to worry about anybody or anything#but also I can’t pretend I don’t want to be yearned for? I don’t want to be chased? even just a little bit??#anyway I’ll stop before I make myself sad#jade speaks
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why is davy actually so fucking tiny?!!!
like i forget he’s literally so small and then i see this.
like… he’s so widdle…
#the monkees#davy jones#irl davy would fucking hate me but i don’t care im patting his head and squishing his cheeks#show davy would pretend to hate me but you know he loves being fawned over#cannot blame show mike for feeling maternal he’s got both davy and peter to look after and they’re both so precious#i literally do not feel this way about any people in the whole world. i don’t even think babies are cute i don’t see it. but monkees.#monkees are cute#and davy is a monkees so davy being widdle and small makes me go into a state of cuteness aggression#like what is it about monkee that makes them so cute?? they’re just so cute to me#i know i’ve made this same post like 80 times but DAVY IS SO LITTLE AND SMALL !!!#and i don’t even like really care about him tbh he is not my favorite monkee by far but he is still a monkee meaning he is still cute#meaning i would put him on my lap and snuggle him
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can i interest anyone in some codywan kissing on this fine thursday evening?
“Please, darling.” Obi-Wan looked at him with a gaze that could have melted butter. Fortunately, Cody was made of stronger stuff that than. “I promise not to lose it again.”
“Really?” Cody raised an eyebrow, pulled himself up to his full height so he could look down at Obi-Wan, just a little. “You promise?”
“Oh yes,” Obi-Wan leaned forward, let his eyes fall to Cody’s lips. Let them rest there until he knew Cody noticed, the bastard. “I promise.”
Cody didn’t move. With his free hand, the hand not holding Obi-Wan’s lightsaber far above his head, he threaded his fingers through Obi-Wan’s hair. Felt him shudder against his hand. “You see,” He kept his voice low in a way he knew drove Obi-Wan a little mad, “I don’t quite believe you.”
Obi-Wan batted his eyelashes in a way that said, who, me? Then smiled, his voice kept carefully level, “My darling, you wound me.”
“You’ll get yourself wounded, more like.”
“I would never,” Obi-Wan leaned closer, close enough that Cody could feel his breath against his cheek, “Afterall, I have the Force to protect me.”
“You have me.” It was a promise spoken again and again, whispered into Obi-Wan’s neck in the darkness of his quarters, shouted silently each time they fought side by side. Spoken so often, it was as familiar as breathing, yet still they said it. I’m here. I’m here.
Obi-Wan’s answer was a quick kiss placed at the corner of his mouth. For a brief moment, Cody almost gasped, almost dropped the lightsaber there and then. Instead he pulled back, just a little.
Obi-Wan gasped into the empty space. Still close enough to feel his breath, Cody shivered.
“Promise me,” His voice was heavy, weighted with emotion he couldn’t quite give words to. “Please, Obi-Wan.”
“Cody,” Obi-Wan’s voice was the mirror of his own, heavy with emotion in a way Cody so rarely heard, “Force, Cody, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to worry you. I will try. I promise you that.”
“Alright. Alright. I know.” He finally let his hand that clutched the lightsaber drop. Stood there for a moment, the ‘saber resting in his steady hand between them. He leaned towards Obi-Wan, almost felt the tiny gasp that escaped his lips as Cody’s hand drifted to his belt. He clipped the lightsaber to Obi-Wan belt, let his hand hover for just a moment. Obi-Wan stood still beneath his hands, it was only his breathing that betrayed him.
“Thank you, darling.” The words were whispered into Cody’s ear, softly, they settled in his head.
“Just don’t lose it again.”
Obi-Wan hummed, and Cody watched as his hand curled its way around his neck. He leaned slightly into the touch, even like this the calluses and scars that decorated the hand were known to him, just as intimately as his own.
The hand twisted into his curls, gently pulling his head back, just a little. Despite himself he gasped, the little noise an almost desperate thing as it flew from his lips.
Obi-Wan grinned, there was something dangerous about it, just at the edges. “My dear, I never mean to disappoint you.”
He meant to respond, but found Obi-Wan’s lips against his own. He breathed into the kiss, instead, his mind filled only with Obi-Wan. The Jedi’s other hand curled around his jaw, his thumb pressed carefully into the skin beneath his ears, into the place that Obi-Wan knew made him gasp, desperate beneath his hands.
After what felt like a lifetime, a star born and collapsed again, Obi-Wan pulled back. His nose just brushing Cody’s, he breathed his name. It was promise, and prayer. Spoken with so much reverence that, if he was not seeing his own feelings reflected back at him, he would never have believed such a thing was possible.
He let the word hang, just for a moment, before he tugged gently at Obi-Wan’s hair. Felt him shudder against his hand, pulled apart in that instant. Felt honoured that he was allowed to see this, trusted enough that Obi-Wan let himself shatter like this.
He pressed Obi-Wan’s name against his neck, felt the way his hands, still resting against Cody, twitched at the contact. He pressed another kiss to Obi-Wan’s neck, then another to his jaw. Eventually, he reached Obi-Wan’s mouth. Hovered there for a moment, allowing his breath to flutter against Obi-Wan’s lips.
Something that sounded like his name caught up in a desperate plea fell from Obi-Wan, and at that Cody kissed him.
Heat curled through him at the way Obi-Wan melted into the contact, letting himself fall endlessly into Cody’s hands. Trusting Cody to catch him.
In answer, Cody held him. Did not allow any part of him to slip between his fingers as they curled their way through his hair. His free hand had, at some point, come to rest upon Obi-Wan’s back and he relished in the way Obi-Wan leant into the touch.
It was this trust, as much as the contact, that sent a heady sense of affectionthrough Cody. Love, if he was brave enough to let himself think it.
Obi-Wan gasped, briefly. Again and again, Cody’s name fell from his lips.
“Here, darling. I’m here.” He couldn’t quite bring himself to say the rest.
#i say evening like it’s not almost 11 pm#so if you see any grammar mistakes pls pretend you don’t <3#i was going to work on my wip but well i wanted to write codywan kissing#the codywan kissing propaganda is working very well !!#they’re in love <3 btw <3#also if you want to add a little angst think about the imagery of cody catching obi wan in terms of obi wan falling after cody orders him#shot down during order 66#that’s not worded the best but in my defence im tired#the amount of scenes which are basically just some version of this is slightly embarrassing tbh#codywan#ally’s writings#also btw if the ending feels a bit random sorry i couldn’t work out how to finish it :((
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I feel like now is a good time to announce that I’m in the process of moving blogs! Im doing so for a few reasons, the main one being paranoia, so for that reason I won’t be saying my new urls publicly so like please dm me if you’d like my new url so you can follow me there! I’ll be reblogging this post a lot so ppl can see it (so sorry if you get annoyed by that)!
I’m also remaking my discord account as well so if we’re friends on there then feel free to message me for my new username!
friends and mutuals please do reblog so shared friends/mutuals have a higher chance seeing it!
#whimsy whispers#I’m just like ahdjfjjg#I’ve been considering remaking blogs for a few years now (as some of you may know) and like simply changing urls isn’t enough#no matter how many times I chnage urls the paranoia won’t go away and I think that starting a new blog is the best choice#idk what to do if my newest blog gets found by the ppl I’m paranoid about like idk the odds of that are low (I hope) alas I’m still anxious#about it#for some slight context: I’ve had several people now pop up in my life pretending to be other people/several people and while I’ve blocked#then on every social media account I interacted with them in im still paranoid about them lurking#and then like there’s other reasons to remake as well#I’m tired of this blog like I love it it’s been fun but I think starting over will be nice#tbh this is the longest I’ve had a blog without remaking I usually remake accounts every so often#I don’t intend to remake my next blog like at all but like agdhjfjg I have a habit of getting bored of accounts and staring over (usually#this applies to art accounts like y’all wouldn’t believe how many deviantart accounts I’ve had)#uhhhh idk I’ve been rambling for too long#I have this in drafts rn but you should be seeing this post soon
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