#do you see the vision????

[cassieroo]

As someone who heavily relates to Quinni and is a little bit in love with Harper and her fucked-up bad-bitch mystique, I think they should have an incredibly intense and fucked up gay relationship that leaves them both irreversibly wrecked as people. They could make each other worse and better in equal measure and I want it sooo bad

[dysfunctionalcreature]

lately I've been thinking about an Angel Dust x Husk x Alastor x Vox AU, but in a very complicated and relatively healthy and half romantic half queerplatonic way. this would be a world where Vox never joined the other Vees (bc I just don't think it would easily work otherwise). so like Angel and Husk are like definitely officially dating, Angel and Vox are bffs with benefits (they'd be like ride-or-die besties that make out when they're drunk lol), Vox and Alastor are in a queerplatonic relationship, and Alastor has kind of just inserted himself as a platonic thirdwheel into the huskerdust relationship bc he's nosy and controlling (and he genuinely cares about both of them but he hasn't figured that out yet)

like just imagine Vox and Angel Dust dancing together at a club (Angel is dancing so beautifully and sexily, Vox is dancing like a tipsy white suburban dad), while Alastor and Husk are just sitting at the bar watching over Angel and Vox (they're either watching in companionable silence, or watching while bitching about different annoying people they had to interact with that day)

[hockeymarriage]

I need there to be more GenOvi fic. and while I finish mine, I would also like to share a ship thesis that came from an academic dialogue with @mactheknifes , in the hope that more people will be compelled by their dynamic.

the core of Geno and Ovi's dynamic (in minecraft) is I Knew You When You Were Young Repression. there is always an elephant in the room between them, whether its something that happened, something that never happened, Russia, the cups, Sid. there's always a third thing in the room with them. and it should be the thing that leads to Ovi punching Geno's agent.

Geno and Ovi are (now) good friends. they sing karaoke together. they go to each other's elaborate birthday parties. they do things with the NHL Russian gang. but importantly, they're not bros. they know things about each other that no one else in the Russian crew does, but they're not bros. they're something else.

they were both boys who grew up in Perestroika, living and breathing hockey, and they quickly became superstars. they bear the cross of Russian Sports, a place they no longer live in and can never return to, because the Russia that was promised no longer exists.

they have lived through an extremely pivotal moment in Russia history and Russian sports. they grew up in a Russia that was freshly open to the West, and twenty years later, it's closing. like, you were promised to have the world open to you if you were good enough at hockey, and now you have a smartphone and a mansion and kids and Russia is banned from international sports. and no one else but each other understands. other Russian superstars were born at the wrong time; their other hockey friends weren't superstars; their superstar friends aren't Russian.

Geno and Ovi are the only two of their kind. and they have achieved many of their wildest dreams, but they can't look at each other too closely.

Geno and Ovi also have something that the other can't have. Ovi couldn't win the cup for a long time. Ovi didn't have Sid to ease the burden. Geno doesn't have a picture-perfect family. Geno isn't number one, and is so often underestimated.

their personalities are very different, but they look at each other and see someone who was there the whole time, someone who understands, someone who reminds you of a world that no longer exists, and all the impossible odds that you beat to get where you are now.

[theorphicangel]

thinking about boxer!miguel…is doing things to me…

[hotelraleigh]

PUT GLASSES ON HIM THATS YOUNG HARVEY STARDEW VALLEY TO ME AHHHHHHHH

[holdfastperseus]

Wait you guys what if we get a Jimmy Woo and Mobius team up I—

[spacepajamas956]

Guys. Seventeen from Heathers but it's TeruMob. (Mob is Veronica and Teru is JD.)

[rrrrraatt]

simon walker from hollyoaks is just rickety cricket from it’s always sunny in philadelphia written in a different font

[illiterateswhore]

saw a post about fem vampire gf x masc werewolf gf and like, yeah, sure. but I need me a masc vampire gf x fem werewolf, like, immediately. masc vampire gf. right now.

[trinitea-fics]

Actually. If we are gonna cast a white, blonde lady, Carly Rae Jepsen is much more analogous to Dazzler than Taylor Swift. methinks.

[mango-mya]

I have. No idea how to explain it but. This mashup??

Gives me INTENSE Hater and Peepers vibes. I have no idea how to explain it. Like. I can picture them singing this. Specifically Hater singing "Hey Baby," and Peepers singing "Hands Up!"

[wheelercurse]

Vecna using the rain fight memory against Mike and he echoes in his head Will’s voice saying “You destroy everything”

[hey-its-puddlesock]

minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white

[xeemaee]

This is a canon event

[aniisol]

mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

[everwalldigan]

Hear me out: Robin Dick would be the biggest Bruceman supporter and shipper.

This boy hates any of Bruce’s love interest with a passion because then his dad guardian spends less time with him and that’s obviously UNACCEPTABLE, SCANDALOUS even, so when rumours start circulating that Bruce Wayne is in a relationship with the Batman, he jumps right on the wagon.

Reporter, thirsty for a story: Mr Grayson what do you think about the rumours that Bruce Wayne is dating the Batman?

Dick: What do I think about my dads you mean? My very married very taken dads? My very faithful to each other plural dads?

He would fuel the rumours both as Robin and as Dick Grayson, punching criminals for talking bad about Wayne enterprises as Robin (“THAT’S MY STEPDADS COMPANY YOURE TALKING ABOUT!”). He would be on online forums all day talking about how Bruceman is the only Batman ship that makes sense and Doxxing people who disagree.

Bruce is so exasperated because this is happening at a time where only Alfred and Dick know his real identity so he can’t even do anything with ANYONE without making either Bruce Wayne or Batman look unfaithful.

Throw Reporter Clark Kent into the mix who has been sent to scope out the Bruceman story, who Bruce makes the mistake of flirting with at a gala. Both Clark AND dick are scandalised.

Dick, making a scene: HOW COULD YOU! BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME AND YOURE HERE FLIRTING WITH SOME… SOME REPORTER??

Bruce, sighing: Dick-

Dick, tugging on Bruce’s suit and looking up at him with fake tears in his eyes: Dad, are you and dad getting a divorce? :(

Clark, panicking: NO NO THEYRE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE PLEASE DONT CRY

Meanwhile:

Bruce, crying in the corner: he called me dad

He would even go as far as insisting that Robin is his step sibling

Principal: how do you explain that whenever Robin is injured, Dick fails to show up at school the next day?

Dick: Robin and I are twins :) so when he’s injured I’m injured too and we have to stay home together!!

Bruce, whispering: I’m sorry, they’re not really twins but neither I or Bats have the heart to tell hem