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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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Sometimes when I take off my makeup I remember how, back when I lived in a shared house with several people, one of the guys saw me applying lipstick.

There I was, in the entrance hall, about to leave, putting on lipstick in the mirror.

He yelled: "Aha, I caught you !"

I think you can imagine my confusion. Caught me doing what ? So I HAD to ask. "Caught me doing what ?"

"You use lipstick. That's not your natural color !"

He was so proud to have finally gotten evidence for that, too. I was baffled - I had never claimed not to wear makeup. Actually, I'm pretty sure that I had several chats with the girls in the common room to give them tips on how to wear bold lip color. Now everyone, this man had also seen me for weeks, even months, get up in the morning, go to bed in the evening, trudge to and from the bathroom, without a dab of any makeup. Ok, maybe he hadn't paid attention.

But, ladies, theydies, and gentlies, now imagine furthermore that my look at the time was the most quintessential western vintage. My daily makeup was a classic eyeliner flick with pinup or victory red lipstick. This man, after months of living with me, had finally gotten evidence that my lips were not naturally a bright matte hooker red. Congratulations 🎉

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thinking about Brad Dourif in "Istanbul" and the fact is Grima Wormtongue would have gotten away with it forever if they'd let him be hot. with better hair he could've run that horse girl country into the ground for decades. eomer would've been like "dang, seems like my uncle is a very bad king for no reason, oh well." pretty privilege grima wormtongue could have girlbossed middle earth into the flames of mordor

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God I love fanfic authors

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—Fyodor Dostoevsky

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who was getting kinky in the design department ?!?!

found in the clearance section

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I just know that Sera travelled all the way to Minrathous to see her wife, the Inquisitor, during her business meetings to sneak a kiss and cause some mischief among the pompous Tevinter asshats - and she's waiting in a quiet place in the Cobbled Swan when a new performer enters the stage - and she hears the first familiar notes of that fucking song about her all the way up in fucking murder mages city.

Meanwhile the Inquisitor desperately tries to keep from bursting out laughing to the great confusion of Rook.

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You don't need to travel back in time to kill a Victorian child by showing them a smartphone. I feel like I could kill a few USAmericans today simply by showing them European ads.

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This probably has been asked before but here goes...

Undead!Emmrich is the funniest decision a video game romance ever offered me. His look is truly majestic but at the same time I would miss his kind eyes and Vincent Price looks and sweet Manfred...so I've been kind of not progressing for two days.

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Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

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For me being aroace was always wrapped up in my autism. When I decided to date someone because I a) felt like I wanted to try at this point and b) really liked that person my therapist and psychiatrist rejoiced and congratulated me on "taking this step". Me being in a relationship was seen as me finally being willing and able to open up to others and sharing my life and as an autistic person to lead a life that was as "normal and fulfilled" as that of a neurotypical person.

Everyone told me they were happy that I was happy as if I'd never been happy before ? And the kicker was, I wasn't happy. It was just assumed that a relationship and regular sex would do me good. I don't need to mention that the relationship didn't last, I simply hated being in a relationship.

fun fact (not fun at all fact actually) :

aromanticism and asexuality are still treated as issues to be fixed in most therapy settings, at least in the western psychiatric institution. i cannot fucking mention my aromanticism or asexuality to a therapist or it’ll immediately become their primary concern and goal to fix. whether or not i have a partner/am trying to have a partner is actively being used as an indicator of my wellness, regardless of if i WANT one. i cannot have access to needed mental health ressources because of fear of conversion therapy. aro and/or ace conversion therapy is the norm in most psychiatric institutions and we are getting told by the rest of the queer community that our oppression isnt real and that there is no link between our struggles and theirs.

more thoughts on the medicalization of asexuality and/or aromanticism

answers to common notes

aplatonic perspective

ressources

background information

tips to avoid aro and/or ace conversion therapy

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Favorite MattFoggy pining dynamic:

Matt is convinced that if Foggy loved him, he’d be able to sense it, but Foggy’s been the same around him since law school and obviously he didn’t love Matt then so he doesn’t love him now. Matt makes his peace with it more or less.

Foggy is convinced that Matt knows he loves him, because Matt always senses these things, and the fact that Matt has never brought it up is answer enough. Foggy makes his peace with that, more or less.

Then one day the truth comes out and they both yell “but why didn’t you tell me?” “but why didn’t you tell ME?” at each other for half an hour before accepting they’re in love and have been for the last 10 years.

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I think one thing that would be extremely beneficial to Lgbtqiia+ people who have a negative gut reactions to other identities is to countercheck arguments. If you ever feel like 'educating' someone else or pointing out things that don't make sense to you just imagine the same logic being applied in a bad take about your own identity. See suddenly how ridiculous your argument was and just take a step back.

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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oh shoot we got quarter century tomorrow

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