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badoccultadvice 3 hours ago
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Time is on our side Space is getting there Fate is watching from the cuck chair
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badoccultadvice 5 hours ago
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Love is in the air 馃枻馃棥馃拃
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badoccultadvice 5 hours ago
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badoccultadvice 9 hours ago
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uh oh!! spotted!!!!
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badoccultadvice 12 hours ago
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Imagine the following scenario:
Aliens have made contact with Earth. We're all apprehensive, but hopeful as be begin to decode the information shared between us. They'll survive in the conditions of Earth. We've all decided to let them visit. One problem we found WAY too late to stop the visit; the alien's flesh is the exact same chemical make-up as potatoes.
Are you more worried about the day someone tries to eat one and finds this out (yes this would happen, don't try to fight me on this) or are you more worried about how we're never going to get people to stop eat potatoes long enough to not make it really creepy for the aliens from the first step onto the planet?
No middle ground.
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badoccultadvice 17 hours ago
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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
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badoccultadvice 1 day ago
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Peacock Planet Chapter 3 Page 8
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That's so confusing. Why would I be just two feet above my body? It seems an absurd place to be.
// Epsilon. You need to move your projection down two feet. Now. //
I try to focus on doing that. I have no idea where my body is but I can try moving "myself" downward, and I focus on feeling that movement. Just two feet. What is distance when I can't feel anything around me? Focusing on motion.
// You're moving. Go further. That speed is fine. I'll tell you when to stop. // After a few moments of me focusing on movement, more telepathy. // Stop there. Feel your body now that you're inside it. //
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badoccultadvice 2 days ago
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badoccultadvice 2 days ago
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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badoccultadvice 3 days ago
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badoccultadvice 3 days ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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badoccultadvice 3 days ago
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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)
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badoccultadvice 4 days ago
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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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badoccultadvice 4 days ago
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This isn't a growth. I'm a unicorn.
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badoccultadvice 4 days ago
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I'm obsessed with Vitruvius. He wrote "De Architectura" and no one in his time really cared, but today we're obsessed with it only because all the better works have been lost. Ultimate manfailure. Iconic.
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badoccultadvice 4 days ago
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This isn't a growth. I'm a unicorn.
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badoccultadvice 4 days ago
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Long-Term Possession and Occupation of the Body (Part 1) | Bad Occult Podcast Ep 17
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Ever want to stay in your body for a really long time, successfully, but you've just never known how? What about staying in someone else's body? What do you have to do to accomplish long-term spirit travel and hosting? What about being inhabited by spirits? Is your body ready for it? Is someone else's body ready to be yours? Today's podcast is ready to be inhabited by today's brand new guest as we explore how long-term body occupation works!
Occupy our email at [email protected] !
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