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This counts as vent art.

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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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Religion inspires us

Science informs us

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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The Wheel of Fate | Bad Occult Podcast Ep 20

Everyone is subject to the whims and moods and tides and rhyme schemes of Fate, and we are no exception. Neither are our guests! Tonight we discuss alternate reality experiences and spin a wheel that picks our fursonas, to demonstrate the futility of fighting back against the inscrutable machinery of time, life and folly. Maybe one of us rolls cricket!

At 9 PM PST!

BE THERE OR BE SUMMONED!

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Goodluck Pikachu

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the three gates when they get balder or whatever I didn't play it

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hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it

if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe

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happy ides of march

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calm down guys, it's only the 8th

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I'm doing my part!!

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Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.