#aita

[nothingelsetodobutfight]

aita for thinking this is cool af ?? sometimes use of power isn't abuse. it sounds like she wasn't just a b but also breaking the law. idk maybe i just like revenge a little too much. people never get commupance in media and i'm sick of it. I want more retribution.

Is it cool having a police officer brother? Abusive people who want a way to punish someone for breaking up with them think it is.

Police don't stop relationship violence. They assist in it.

[miriammctroi]

The urge to write a Jegulus fic in the style of Reddit AITA posts

James: /relationshipadvise I wanted to take the next step with my live-in girlfriend but now I think I'll have to move back in with my friends. How to fix too early proposal

James, Sirius & Remus: TIFU when our flat burned down and we became homeless

Regulus: TIFU by letting my brother's best friend stay at my place

James: AITA for joking about my roommates sexual past?

James: AITA for buying the wrong groceries

James: TIFU by losing a football bet against my roommate and now he's my lock screen

James: /advice What to get prickly roommate for Christmas so he likes me???

James: TIFU by kissing my roommate while drunk

James: AITA for the sleeping with my best friend's little brother without telling him?

Regulus: TIFU by letting the wanker I had a crush on at 15 stay at my place and let him go down on me

James: /relationshipadvice How to convince my roommate to stop "going to the gym" with his ex without sounding jealous?

James: AITA for telling my roommate about how upset I was at seeing my ex girlfriend ?

Regulus: AITA for deleting a text on my roomates phone from his ex girlfriend asking him to talk?

James: /relationshipadvice I think I'm slowly falling for my fwb. How do I tell him?

Regulus: AITA after I blocked my roomates ex on his phone, she showed up and asked for him and I didn't tell him.

James: /relationshipadvice I want to take my fwb on a real date and ask him to be my boyfriend. Any advice how to go about it?

Regulus: UPDATE: my roommate asked me to be his boyfriend, so I told him about how I prevented his ex from contacting him and now he moved out

James: /relationshipadvice I'm in love with my fwb, he lied to me so I moved out, I think my ex wants to get back together and I'm about to confess to my best friend that I slept with his brother. Send help (& an ambulance)

Sirius: TIFU by making my best friend move in with my brother while our flat gets renovated, now they slept with each other, fell in love, got hurt & are not speaking. (Someone give me a gun)

Sirius: /relationshipadvice How do I convince my best friend that what my brother did was out of love & fear of rejection & not that bad, so he should forgive him and get together with him?

Regulus: UPDATE: hate to break it to y'all but he took my back & I don't care about your opinion anymore

Sirius: Update: my best friend and my brother are together now but I didn't consider that this meant they'd be having 🤮 intercourse 🤮 How do I break them up?

James: UPDATE: my ex is happy. I'm happy. My gorgeous boyfriend is happy. My best friend just realised that me kissing his brother in front of hom might be worse than answering calls of him crying his eyes out lol

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Okay. Am I the asshole if I call out my roommate's self-centered behavior? I live in a communal space, where everybody except C shares freely. C got a good job through connections and is able to spend freely on themselves, spending little on household items, groceries, etc. They say they're broke every month, but I've seen their takeout containers and amazon boxes, so maybe it's a spending problem. Worst of all, when we are low on food, C just disappears for a few hours and comes back instead of cooking with everyone.

I've told C that they're being selfish and they should start considering other people, but it goes in one ear and out the other. I offered to help budget but they don't listen! They barely spend more than $400 of their $2000 a month on groceries for the house; the rest goes to their lavish lifestyle while the rest of us suffer. I just want them to pay their fair share. AITA for asking them to be fair??

Including some more specific INFO from version 1 of this post (which wasn't postable due to being about emotions rather than actions):

What are these acronyms?

[wileycap]

AITA for striking my (M43) son (M20) when he rejected me as his father?

I understand that the title might have you thinking the worst, but please hear me out.

I didn't have a relationship with my son for basically all his life. This was due to my circumstances at the time: I went through a major personal tragedy and was severely injured, to the point of being on life support. To this day I have a lot of issues with my health.

I recently reconnected with my son. I immediately invited him to meet my boss (M92), in hopes that I could set him up with a job opportunity. I feel that this is significant. As far as I know, my son has been working in menial jobs in agriculture, but then apparently chose to leave that life and - to my shock - join a criminal syndicate.

I felt as if getting a good government job would be a way to turn over a new leaf in his life, especially given his past. However, he immediately became combative. I attempted to give him some guidance in managing his emotions, but he rejected that as well.

I'm sad to say that the argument became physical. Some blows were exchanged, but in the end, I was angry enough to strike him. I immediately felt very bad, and decided to offer him the government job on the spot. He rejected me again, and chose to leave very abruptly. I haven't had any contact with him since.

So, AITA?

Edit: Yes, I admit that to call it striking him was an understatement. To clarify, I cut off his hand.

Edit: However, I feel like it should be stated that I myself am a quadruple amputee and we have excellent healthcare.

Edit: I did not immediately identify myself as his father when we met. I think this was my mistake. I think he would have been much more receptive of my message had I done so. As it stands I only told him of our relationship after I had struck him.

Edit: My wife is not in the picture. To my knowledge she passed before his birth.

[coochiequeens]

A reddit update with a happy ending for women!

[amazingphil]

RELATIONSHIP AITA DILEMMAS!

HELLO

I did an ‘am I the hole’ video about Christmas dilemmas, and you guys told me in the comments that you wanted MORE - so I’m doing a LOVE/DATING SPECIAL!

It has to be a situation where you may or may not have been an asshole, rather than just general advice, and the more love / relationship themed the better.

Example - Am I the hole for destroying my husbands sandcastle that took him 10 hours?

Am I the AHole for ghosting someone when I found out they collected frogs?

Leave me a message and I may pass judgement on you in a video. I’ll keep you anonymous! Can be spicy as much as youtube will allow me to post!

Ask here: AM I THE ASSHOLE? ❤️

[ishipmyotp]

Context X

[justsome-di]

what is going on in r/amitheasshole is this man okay

[teathattast]

[charlesoberonn]

AITA for breaking out of an eternal cycle of death and rebirth?

My (28M) inner Atman (155trillionNB) recently escaped the cycle of Samsara by quenching all earthly desires and achieving Nirvana. But I kinda feel bad for abandoning all of the trillions of souls still suffering on Earth.

Should I become a bodhisattva and guide others on the path to enlightenment or is it okay if I rejoin the Brahman right now?

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for starting a successful business?

I found a great resource that I could use to make clothing products that everyone needs, so I did what comes naturally and started chopping down the trees and made lots of money. But this little orange guy doesn’t like me chopping down trees and becoming successful. He keeps trying to find ways to stop me because he “speaks for the trees” but that’s whackery because trees can’t consent! He’s preventing my innovation and my customers from purchasing. AITA? It’s him right. I’m just following my destiny. Capitalism wins baby! 😎 The American Dream to build factories, sell, sell, sell and expand until there’s nothing left to take from the land. I’m so rich and successful right now, ain’t no way that little orange guy should be stopping me. I mean, how bad can I possibly be?

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

[gh0stbeeee]

Reddit AU where lawlight posts on r/AITA (am I the asshole) everytime they have a disagreement and it chronicles out of control to the point they're famous and everyone pretty much knows its Kira and L.