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Are you alright? You haven't posted in a few weeks.
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We're fine! As we've said many times before, we're in college! However, wizard college is very intensive, so we unfortunately don't always have time for this blog.
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AITA for not protecting my boss when he was getting shit thrown at him by his beard situationship (now apparently his fiance ???) ?
Ok, so. I work as a bodyguard and a secret agent for the richest man in the world (i'll call him Z). And, yeah, in classic super rich guy fashion, he sucks. A lot. Barely lets his employees (me included) sleep, xenophobic, white supremacist. And also our country's next president, probably (its either him or some pervy cult leader so our choices arent that good). We're fucked.
Now, since he is running for president, he wanted a strategy to get more votes. What did he do, you may ask ? He got in a relationship with our national sex symbol(who we'll call S) Unfortunately, their beard situationship is NOT going well at all, they fight a lot and clearly do not like eachother. They are at least good at hiding it in front of cameras.
The other day, I was on secret agent duty and had to spy on S. She, for some reason, went to a meeting organized by my boss' opponent (you know, the weirdo cult person). I think that was a terrible idea because
this could completely obliterate her reputation
i know they dont like eachother but considering what happens at these "meetings", that is cheating
That is a cult. Have some self respect. Get therapy, also.
Trust me, you guys do not want to know what i saw. But im just gonna say S did not enjoy her time there that much.
When she got back to her villa, Z was waiting for her because they had somewhere to be. He confronted her about where she was, they started screaming at eachother and he proposed ?? He didnt even have a ring i do not know why he did that since S was clearly mad at him (and high. And probably drunk, too).
S said no, of course. And then told Z to get out of her house. They had a big fight, like im talking "throwing stuff at eachother and messing up the whole living room".
But where was I ?
And thats how i fucked up.
I was on duty, and normally had to protect him. But i was busy. Why ?
Well, S's maid is a very beautiful woman. And she started flirting with me a bit before the fight. And then next thing i know, we're hidden somewhere together and im giving her head.
It was very good, but i clearly failed my job, so, am i the asshole ?
Maybe im the asshole for working for Z, actually. But this isnt about that, so please ignore it.
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Am I the asshole for permanently scarring my brother across the face?
I already know I am, but my brother (M, 13) keeps insisting I'm not and that he forgives me because it wasn't really me, but I still feel really awful about the whole situation so I'm turning to strangers.
I (M, 17) was cursed by my birth mother (a nymph, she's dead now (as dead as a nymph can be? I heard my father killed her in any case)) to turn into a dragon when I sleep. I was taken from her about three days after I was born and raised by my father and stepmother (also dead, she died giving birth to my brother). My father's always hated my condition, and tries to murder my dragon self in a way to exorcise the beast.
Needless to say dragon-me is extremely hostile to humans in general, so for everyone's safety when I fall asleep, I'm locked in a little windowless cell with an iron door to do battle against whatever poor people my father has recruited. I kind of get extreme tunnel vision (so I'm told) and get extremely violent with any human in the vicinity (again, this is relayed to me by my father, I get animal brain in dragon-form and I don't actually remember any of this but he's been right so far, so). My brother didn't really know about this and I didn't want to tell him so my father honored my wishes.
A few nights ago my brother found the iron door while looking for me (he had a nightmare, and because I usually can go three-to-four days without sleeping, I'm usually up to comfort him) and came in. He saw the dragon, somehow immediately recognized it as me (might've been the scars? I don't know) and tried to stop the fighting by running in front of me to protect me. Of course I, in animal brain, saw him as a threat and attacked him, getting him across the face with my tail.
Obviously when I woke up I was horrified, and my father saw fit to leave me in the room for a few days for wounding my brother like that. My brother keeps saying it's not my fault but every time I look at him I feel guilty. I should've recognized him like he recognized me, and I should've been able to control myself. What if I'd hurt him worse? I can breathe fire in dragon mode. Honestly this has just made me agree with my father more. I deserve to be locked up.
But I'm putting this to you guys because my brother and I are at an impasse. Strangers, am I the asshole?
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am i the asshole for ACCIDENTALLY destroying my home village ON ACCIDENT???
i (17 M) was abandoned by my biological mother as an infant, and raised by four witches, G (M), R (F), S (M) and H (F). We lived in a village which has been kind of a safe haven for all witches in the isles with a whole bunch of other people.
ever since i was a kid people treated me different because my moms and dads were in charge and i never had a lot of friends. i also manifested fire magic which is super rare and really destructive so a lot of the kids were scared of me, but G started acting super weird when I was like, eight or so, and started trying to find my birth parents and isolating from me. i didn't really understand why, and even my other parents were being kinda cagey about it.
when i was older i ended up leaving the village, and G initially tried to stop me which i thought was because he loved me but actually it fucking turns out i have a prophecy about me which says i'm going to destroy some old dead king's pride and due to some ASSHOLE UNDEAD EARL overestimating, everyone thinks im gonna blow up the entire country. obviously i call fat bullshit and end up leaving anyways.
i travel around and end up staying at another earl's house as like, a fosterling or whatever. and the earl had a kid (O, 18) who was super nice. one thing led to another and we ended up dating and it's sweet and all that. but this year he had to go wage war against a tyrant in a different country to help out his dumb gay cousin and he died. so obviously my solution is to go back home and find some necromancy stuff to bring him back.
when i go back home everyone was being super fucking rude because i had the "audacity to come back" when i'd been "doing party tricks for king and country" (WHICH IS A LIE, BY THE WAY. FUCK THE KING) and R even banned me from the necromancy section. everything kinda came to a head G said i couldnt get the books because my power was too dangerous in the wrong hands and sucks to suck my whole boyfriend has to stay dead. when i asked if everyone knew about the prophecy except me and it turns out yeah everyone's known for years. i kinda exploded in a literal way and now the village is burnt to the ground.
THE COUNTRY IS FINE THOUGH WHICH IS IMPORTANT. I DIDNT EVEN BLOW UP THE COUNTRY. IT WAS ONE VILLAGE. ON ACCIDENT. I DIDNT MEAN TO DO IT. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I GOT MY NECROMANCY BOOKS.
i managed to ressurect my boyfriend and i was talking to the asshole undead earl bc he was lowkey fostering me now and he was like yeah i guess it's kinda shitty to do that like i know you didnt mean it but consider that everyone's also homeless. and like FUCK my parents, but also was i the asshole?
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AITA for refusing to leave my home? I (29M) am normally very easygoing and chill. I have a good sense of humor too, and I am generally well liked. But the thing is: I am, in short, an island. Like, the physical embodiment of an island. This being said, I’m obviously very protective of my home. I can leave, but it feels unnatural, and I know I belong here. Therefore, I don’t like leaving. It’s simple, right? Here’s the thing: I am a very sneaky, stealthy person. I am good at gathering intel by spying, and I am on a reality show. I was eliminated recently for being the biggest threat. However, I could not be thrown off the island (as I AM the island.) Me and my host agreed to a truce where I would be invisible to them, and I will admit that I am a bit mischievous, and tended to .. bother them from time to time. I didn’t mean most of them though !!! I swear!! Eventually my host (who I’ll call M, 42M) got fed up with me and ordered a challenge to get me off the island. Now… I was just trying to avoid everyone all day, when someone eventually came up to me and started punching me in the face, saying they wouldn’t stop until I “went home” and “left for good.” I got pissed OFF. I yelled, a teensy bit, then teleported into the volcano, made a little earthquake, and was then I managed to be calmed down by B (17NB.) I became M’s cohost afterward. I wanted to protect my home, and was tired of being treated like a parasite. So, AITA?
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AITA for adopting a teenager and "raising him to be a killing machine"? (OC)
So, first thing first, I (67, M) am a member of a shadowy group of elite assassins working to take down the monarchy.
Around 10 years ago, while I was out on a job, I came across this kid (15, M) working at a stable and found out from him that he was being abused by his boss/sort-of-adoptive-dad-at-the-time (ech).
So naturally, I told that poor kid that he should just kill the guy.
...And wouldn't you know it, our paths cross again a few days later, and it turned out he followed through on my suggestion! Which, in my book, is real impressive.
In fact, it was impressive enough (and he was on the run for murder enough) that I offered him a place in our noble organization, where he could train up, and help us take down the status quo.
Now, I wanna make something clear—I didn't force him to do anything, no coercion was involved, and I didn't present it as an ultimatum, either. I was a stranger that made a genuine SUGGESTION (I am of the firm belief that most problems can be solved with a little stabbing), and neither of us exactly knew what that'd lead to at the time. I wasn't even sure if he had it in him to kill the guy in the first place!
Anyway, flash forward to the present day: my kid has grown up to be easily one of the most impressive and skilled members of our group, and I couldn't be prouder.
But I've been hearing whispers from the common folk that "taking a kid and making them a killer is an objectively bad thing to do to them."
Then again, I dunno, he seems pretty content to me, and I've done everything I could to make sure there isn't a second where he doesn't know he's loved and appreciated, but hearing all this talk has gotten me a little worried that maybe this wasn't the best thing for somebody as sweet as him, and one of my top priorities is making sure his life is good, so...am I really the asshole for taking him in?
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AITA for not listening to my friend, causing her hand to get burned?
(OOC: I haven't seen this work in a while, sorry if things are inaccurate)
I know that sounds really bad, I'm freaking out about it too, but let me explain. I (19F) have a friend (23F, we'll call her C) who is supposed to act as my lady-in-waiting, since I'm a princess and all. C's training to be a guard, and she insists on protecting me wherever I go, and I keep insisting that I can protect myself, because I really can! But she still gets really paranoid about it, as if I don't trust her, but I trust and respect her a lot.
So a few months ago, I went on a road trip to follow some rocks, since they're connected to me and gave me special powers. I set off with C, my boyfriend, E (24M), his childhood friend, L (~25M), a third friend, H (20s, M), and this weird old guy, S (???M) who got stowed away in the caravan somehow.
Anyway, recently we came across this evil tree that was trying to suffocate us. We fought it, but it managed to grab everyone except me and C. My friend managed to find a magical spear, and it helped fend off the tree, but it wasn't enough. There was another option though: earlier, I found a powerful spell that activated my powers, draining the life of everything around me. I figured if I focused my magic on the tree, it would die, and everyone would be set free. A much faster option than the spear.
C insisted that the new magic was super dangerous (the first time I used it, it almost killed her), but I insisted that the spear wasn't strong enough (she'd been using it and hadn't made much progress, plus I could hear E crying out and it made my heart ache). So despite C's protests, I used the new magic.
It worked, and everyone stuck in the tree was able to get out (E passed out though, he had to be carried out by L). However, I couldn't get myself to stop. C tried to stop it herself, even though I told her to run with the rest, but she didn't listen, and the magic burned her arm.
It seems to be permanent damage, and I feel terrible for causing it, but at the same time, I feel like she should have listened to me when I told her I had things under control. I really don't think C trusts me, and it's becoming a problem.
My boyfriend told me that this place helped him when he had a question like this, so... AITA?
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AITA for wanting a boyfriend?
So, you may know me as Bill Cipher-
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AITA for killing a doctor to save my friend?
I (12F) got arrested close to five years ago, and there's this doctor in the prison i really hate (29M). I never really liked doctors. I dont trust their practices, and they only make everything worse. He's really weird, always talking down to me and saying i can't possibly have gotten arrested because i'm too young and helpless. He also keeps giving me sweets even though I kept telling him that I'm not like some little kid to needs to he spoiled with them. It's absolutely sickening- but I'm not one to kill over a petty little grudge.
What really tipped me over was when he began meddling with my friend (22F). She got attacked by another inmate and was left to a point between life and death. He should've left her alone and let fate decide whether she should've died- but instead he took her in his care. I never trusted him around her. He was only corrupting her. I tried warning her to stop trusting him, and I warned the doctor to stop treater her or I'd get violent- but my words as a crazed kid were useless. Suddenly, I noticed my friend's health deteriorating. One second she was able to move around on a wheelchair- the next she was bedridden and had to be under constant supervision. It was too suspicious. He had to be behind things. So I took matters into my own hands and killed him. He didn't really fight back or even mind getting killed, almost as if he was taunting me.
Now a lot of people are mad at me, but I DID provide multiple warnings. And I WAS in the right. AITA?
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AITA for deleting someone’s code and replacing them with me?
For context, I am a video game. I am a player character in a racing game, due to this, sometimes I dont win. Which I hate. Anyway, I escaped the game right before it was shut down… And i went into a new game. And i replaced the main character with Meeeee. Am i the asshole
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AITA?
I, That Man—
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AITA for opening the door so all the zombies and demon eyes can come in I, the guide-
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AITA for stealing my ex friends photo album?
so i (16f) used to be in a friend group with S(16m), B(16m), K(16m), and H(20m). There was also another girl in the group, M, however, when I was 12 she passed away.
since her passing, the friend group basically fell apart and i honestly haven't even talked to anyone from it in four years, except for B. while we were all friends, he was like the designated photo taker and had this giant photo album full of all these fun memories. he kept it after M died which was a bit upsetting because i wanted to still have those photos, but whatever.
anyways, even though the rest of the friend group weren't talking, B and i sort of started talking again because we had some classes together. i ended up going to his house once again and he was acting super weird the entire time i was there?? i didn't really get why until we went to his room and i found the photo album which had BLACK MARKER all over everyone's faces in the photos!!
i got super mad and took the photo album so that i could clean the photos and ever since then i haven't spoken to B at all because i just can't believe he would do that. especially since he also crossed out M's face who is literally dead which is SUPER weird.
after that everything was normal for a little bit, i just made some other friends. some more info: S and M were siblings and after M's death, he never left his house for 4 years, until now, it's been super weird to see him again. ever since he's left his house again though, him, K, and B, have been trying to get this photo album back, but i don't want to give it back to B because i don't think he deserves it. even H, who's visiting from college right now, is mad at me too, even though i think im pretty justified for keeping it.
i don't think i'm the TA because B literally scribbled over some of our best memories, but everyone else around me disagrees and i don't know what to do :/
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AITA for burning down a roller skate rink?
I, Ámbar Smith,
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AITA for telling my bestie to be more optimistic?
This happened when my friend O (30s M) and I (30s M) were returning home from the frontlines of a pretty harsh war, along with 599 other guys. We'd just spent 10 years killing people and burning down cities, and now we were finally free, having won the war. We could finally relax and be regular people (O is the king of our homeland but YKWIM) who didn't have to murder every stranger we met.
But, even after we started our journey home, O still seemed pretty stressed. It looked like it was hurting him, so while the two of us were alone gathering food for our other comrades, I told him to relax, just chill out and not try to kill everyone we met. I thought it would help him feel better.
The thing is, O did take my advice. It's just that, uh, not fighting when we should've might have killed me. I got crushed by a monster, it hurt a lot, but at least there's an afterlife so I can still watch over my friends. And then O, following my dying advice, refused to kill said monster.
This led to a lot of horrible things; for one, O accidentally doxxed himself in his grief for me and a couple other friends who also died, so the monster's dad (immortal M, names have power) found our comrades and killed 500+ of them in one fell swoop, and he's still chasing after O. Also, O and our mutual friend E (30s M) had a falling-out over O's new attitude, which really sucks since O and E are usually super close, they're BILs. I never wanted their friendship to be ruined over my advice! (EDIT: I heard O also had a breakup with his mentor A (immortal F) over the exact same issue, which is also pretty terrible.)
Anyway, O just came down to the underworld to find some other guy, I went to meet him but it made him sad, and now he's having a mental breakdown over our shared attitude on life. I wish none of this had happened. But I know, at the very core, it's my fault for suggesting non-violence and optimism to him while things were still so much more dangerous than I had assumed. AITA?
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AITA for manipulating multiple people into stealing powerful swords that can be very dangerous to use without care?
I, Hatred--
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Aita for "melting humans brains via firing radiation through the optic nerve"?
I (??f) live near a abandoned human facility after I was experimented on (getting my eyes gouged out and put back in while I was fully conscious and under no way to be without pain, having my entire insides replaced by eyes according to what ive learned) and occasionally, I attack humans that happen to he passing through the place by making them look into my eyes (I am a majestic creature, you'd have to admit)
Sometimes they hit me with a bright light and it pisses me off (like wouldn't you get pissed if you were just existing and staring and you got "flashbanged"??) And so I attack harder! Another being down here (??computer) helps by shutting some of these humans in a room while I attack (very entertaining) but something feels like they don't appreciate getting their brains melted through their eyes by looking at my majestic self!!
Aita?
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