#death note shitpost

[vanderlindefanclub]

this happened because i said so

[naberiuz]

stupid ass meme me and my friend did. sorry if it’s been done before

[living-stain]

diversity WIN!

[gh0stbeeee]

I feel like people don't realize how much of a princess L is lmao

Like sure, Light takes care of himself and can be extremely prissy, but.

L literally hates doing anything "inane." Bro hates walking so much he uses a car to get everywhere, that he doesn't even drive. Ohba literally made one of those joke 4 panels where Watari pushed L around in a baby carriage.

He is so spoiled, so rich, all he does is get sweets catered to him to eat ungodly amounts of sugar while he solves true crime all day while he kicks his feet and giggles

He has the capabilities to do things, but he doesn't want to. And he'll get someone to do it for him. He literally wants to be waited on, and that is something so funny that is extremely underutilized in the fandom. Like, if bro wanted a jar opened, he could do it, sure. But he would 100% just get Light to do it somehow for the convenience.

Also, he needs his super comfy cushioned throne chair to lounge in. He barely sits anywhere else. And all he does half the time is sit, he must hate standing and being on his feet.

Light has probably had to carry him when they were chained. L is lazy and light enough for it.

Bro is a princess fr.

[love-me-satoru]

Wanna fuck the brat out of Light Yagami.

Tying him to bed so he can’t move. Slowly spreading his tight little ass open with your favourite dark purple strap. As much as he says he hates it you know he lying. While you watch his hard cock twitch with excitement while you fuck his ass. He’s trying to squirm away from you. Begging you to not fuck him. But you don’t care. You love hearing his noises.

hes thrashing against your faux cock. Wanting more. When you fully shoved your cock in his ass he screamed. You lost your shit after that. Fucking into him making him scream. you grabbed his cock stroking it while you hammer into his ass.

“god you’re so fucking pretty for me baby. Give me more.”

[petalleyy]

Pls stop they r brothers coded and Near is 2 days old 😞

[overlymellodramattic]

Can you tell I like the wammy boys

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[wammypilled]

[undergoing-mitosis]

gay people can't flirt normally it's always gotta be shit like this

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

"you know, I had a roommate in college. I never did get his name. Ryuga, Ryuzaki, something like that. I kept catching him staying up til ungodly hours on his laptop, sitting perfectly still. I swear he didn't even blink, just licked his eyeballs to moisten them. For the longest time I thought he was looking at some bizarre porn, but then I realized he was watching me through the surveillance cameras he had installed in the same room we were in. Anyway, one time he looked up from his computer, and he said, 'did you ever go to make a pork sausage and find it's got hairs all over it?'

and he gave me a look that still chills me to this day."

[moneyisthebestlawyerinh3ll]

Yotsuba arc

[naberiuz]

canon lawlight with mikami

[vanderlindefanclub]

pridE MOnth

[gh0stbeeee]

Reddit AU where lawlight posts on r/AITA (am I the asshole) everytime they have a disagreement and it chronicles out of control to the point they're famous and everyone pretty much knows its Kira and L.

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

'well, light-kun, it seems we've both got autism, haven't we?'