#death note shitpost

[naberiuz]

stupid ass meme me and my friend did. sorry if it’s been done before

[gh0stbeeee]

I feel like people don't realize how much of a princess L is lmao

Like sure, Light takes care of himself and can be extremely prissy, but.

L literally hates doing anything "inane." Bro hates walking so much he uses a car to get everywhere, that he doesn't even drive. Ohba literally made one of those joke 4 panels where Watari pushed L around in a baby carriage.

He is so spoiled, so rich, all he does is get sweets catered to him to eat ungodly amounts of sugar while he solves true crime all day while he kicks his feet and giggles

He has the capabilities to do things, but he doesn't want to. And he'll get someone to do it for him. He literally wants to be waited on, and that is something so funny that is extremely underutilized in the fandom. Like, if bro wanted a jar opened, he could do it, sure. But he would 100% just get Light to do it somehow for the convenience.

Also, he needs his super comfy cushioned throne chair to lounge in. He barely sits anywhere else. And all he does half the time is sit, he must hate standing and being on his feet.

Light has probably had to carry him when they were chained. L is lazy and light enough for it.

Bro is a princess fr.

[overlymellodramattic]

Can you tell I like the wammy boys

[wammypilled]

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[severusfanclub]

pridE MOnth

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

'well, light-kun, it seems we've both got autism, haven't we?'

[wistfullysunk]

[moneyisthebestlawyerinh3ll]

Yotsuba arc

[matsuxide]

Can we just take a moment to admire Matsuda grabbing a BITTEN apple from Ryuk?

anime:

manga:

Matsuda, I've got one question for you: YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE IMMORTAL OR SOMETHING?

In the russian dub after he took away an apple he literally told Ryuk to be quiet [not like shut up but almost shut up] :D LMAO I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ADDED THIS BUT IT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS. it's so sad that I can only add one video here.

..also just my way to say thank you bc i still don't know how to use tumbr day 372773727

ppl here make me feel like matsuide has a hope <3

Also Ryuk doesn't seem offended, considering Matsuda is alive 😍

Just look at Ide.. He seems to be the only one who noticed this HAHSGSHAHA

*now it's correct.

[naberiuz]

canon lawlight with mikami

[gh0stbeeee]

au where shinigami can be seen by anyone, so they have to shape-shift into unassuming things when they're in the human world. Ryuk follows Light around as a mangy looking black cat, tho he doesn't put any effort into pretending to be one and Light's gaslighting skills have to evolve into jedi mind tricks. Like hes just a cat. No he wasn't playing on my nintendo 64 thats stupid. L just wants to know what's going on with this weird fucking cat and this weird fucking kid and if it has anything to do with Kira.

[overlymellodramattic]

ignore the way half of these are mello & matt

(I’m so crazy about them they are the only thing in my head)

[spiteful-sapphic]

ryuk really gave us ✨twisted john quiñones ✨(pt. 2 bc why not)

[softstrawberrycreamcake]