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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

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Good Thing Going (Merrily We Roll Along)

And while it’s going along/You take for granted some love can where away/We took for granted a lot and still I say/We could have kept on growing/Instead of just kept on/We had a good thing going, going, gone

"Ok I know I know it’s from a musical but god the bittersweet feeling of knowing you’ll never quite stop loving someone, but you just can’t deal with them anymore so you just have to live with the heartbreak"

In A Week (Hozier)

We lay here for years or for hours/Your hand in my hand/So still and discreet/So long, we'd become the flowers/We'd feed well the land/And worry the sheep/And they'd find us in a week/When the cattle show fear/After the insects have made their claim/After the foxes have known our taste I'd be home with you/I'd be home with you

"There's just something so devastatingly romantic about two corpses laying side by side, united in their rot. Forever entwined with one another for eternity. Becoming one with the Earth again. Something so small, just a part of a greater whole, yet all the while the bond shared between us in this moment feels greater still."

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The Edge of Dawn (Fire Emblem Three Houses)

Don't ever take back your kind hand/Lest precious love slip away like time's sand/Only we will know all that we've lost/Scars that we can't erase show us life's true cost/Open the door, and walk away/Never give in to the call of yesterday/Memories that made those days sublime/These ruined halls entomb stolen time

"The context makes this song. It's about a 17 year old girl who has resolved that she must ascend the throne at 18 and wage a bloody war to ensure a better future for her people. She has one year at school to make the connections she needs and get into the right position to finally spring her plan. But still, she's a 17 year old girl. As much as she tries to not let emotion cloud her judgement, she loves her friends and her teacher. She doesn't know if they will leave her when she reveals her true intentions. She wishes she could simply be a girl getting her education, but she knows that she's already started along the path towards a new dawn for the world, and she won't let herself go back now. So all she can do is allow herself a moment of melancholy before the next day starts, and she must be strong again."

Simulation Swarm (Big Thief)

Once again, we must bleed new/Even as the hours shake/Crystal blood like a dream true/A ripple in the wound and wake/You believe, I believe too/That you are the river of light/Who I love, that I cling to In the belly of the empty night

"It kills me inside man, something so deceptively soft just goes so hard. The lyrics are deeply personal and introspective and their poetic nature invites for multiple readings and interpretations on the specificity of what each line means, but the one thing that can't be dismissed is the fact it was written for Lenker's older brother, who was given up to foster care before she was born. It's about the inherent longing, the desperate yearning to know someone you've never met, and missing them all the same in spite of this. (I've also heard speculation that, from the obvious hospital imagery in the chorus and extrapolation from a few other lines, that all this reminiscing takes place post-suicide attempt. And while I don't know if that's true, I can definitely see the merit in that reading). The message, the cadence of each lyric, the soft acoustic backing, it all just whirls together and grips my heart fiercely. The first time I heard it, I listened to it on loop for over 2 hours. I want to cry just thinking about it."

The Edge of Dawn submitted by @fire-emblem-milf-bracket

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happy pride month! miku loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Shen Qingqiu]

"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)

2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen

3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP

4. pregnant napping shizun…..

5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."

"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."

"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."

"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.

Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"

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Submissions Are Open for Favorite Capcom Characters 2!!

Remember that before you suggest a character, to check if they weren’t in the last one. The list is here:

Submissions will be Open until June 5

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Shen Qingqiu]

"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)

2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen

3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP

4. pregnant napping shizun…..

5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."

"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."

"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."

"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.

Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Luo Binghe]

"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."

"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).

Reasons lbh should be pregnant

I want him to

Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.

Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….

In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."

"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."

"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."

"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Luo Binghe]

"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."

"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).

Reasons lbh should be pregnant

I want him to

Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.

Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….

In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."

"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."

"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."

"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Shen Qingqiu]

"1. Ok so while anyone of any gender can be pregnant sqq imposes a lot of feminine roles (wife, mother, sister, etc) onto himself for literally no external reason (he has some gender brain worms) At one point, he literally says he would never abort his future husband (luo binghe)

2. Luo binghe would be THRILLED to pamper his husband and tbh I need this to happen

3. Shizun with stretch marks from pregnancy belly fulfilling his cravings and taking walks around Qing jing with his hand on his stomach. SIGN ME UP

4. pregnant napping shizun…..

5. The mental gymnastics sqq would do trying to figure out how he got pregnant…. this alone would satisfy me. everything else is a bonus."

"First of all, his husband would deeply enjoy it. Second of all, he might finally admit he's gay if he gets pregnant with another man's child. Doesn't make total sense, but it might work on him. He also has experience raising children, but I wouldn't necessarily say that it's *good* experience, considering (iykyk). He deserves another try. He's very nurturing when there isn't outside interference. Although, on second thought, Luo Binghe (his husband) might get jealous of the child, even if it's his, too... But he still needs to get pregnant."

"Look at him. The way he suffers from comphet, to how he just has maternal energy. Countless people wish to breed him and drink his breastmilk as he pets their head and says they did a good job."

"Okay I, specifically, don't need him pregnant but objectively? He is kind of the male character who would be the best mpreg candidate. He REPEATEDLY compares himself to a mother figure, going so far as to reassure his love-interest that if he were to have been his mother that he would not have aborted him. There's a lot to unpack there but the main thing is that this man is practically begging to become pregnant.

Add in that the whole plot is that he basically got isekai'd (technically transmigrated but whatever) into the world of a shoddily written porn novel means that there is a somewhat decent chance that there is something out there in-universe that COULD get him pregnant. Who knows maybe his husband could do it by himself with enough determination. If not, he has a line of other men practically begging to do it for him. If you need more reasons why he should be pregnant, the fandom went absolutely insane at some point in the past year and spawned a creature known as Skinzun, a hairless cat version of Shen Qingqiu with a human face that nurtures his skin children with his milk. I am not joking even remotely. It spawned a movement of other skin creatures, though Skinzun is the only relevant one in this scenario. ColeyDoesThings has a YouTube video on it. It's terrifying. However, it does prove that people think he is very motherly!"

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Wei Wuxian]

"He and his husband have giant breeding kinks and would LOVE for wwx to get pregnant. Reasons he should be pregnant:

He’s a great dad already. This would just fulfill his dreams.

Wwx can be the whiniest baby about being pregnant and he’s so right for it. Let this man be spoiled.

I need him to have the world’s cutest bump. He would take great bump pics.

I’ve read a bajillion fics where he’s pregnant and they only convince me more."

"Character of all time. Twink of all time. Was taking care of a child when his future husband showed up and he proceeded to tell him that he "birthed him myself" completely unsolicited. Probably implanted such an idea in his future husband's head at that very moment. Also has dreams of living domestic life with husband and "a little one." Has a pseudo-adopted son but was unfortunately dead for most of his childhood before coming back to life. Would definitely want another with the love of his love. He wants it. I want it. His husband wants it. Everybody wants it. Everybody NEEDS it. I can point you to hundreds of Pregnant Wei Wuxian fics on AO3 to prove this point. Get! Him! Pregnant! "

"wwx HIMSELF wants to be pregnant lol, he constantly jokes about having given birth to his adopted son and jokes about making him call him “mama.""

"Man wants to get pregnant so badly already cmon. He jokes about giving birth to his adoptive son and has a breeding kink with his hubby. Also has Big Mommy Energy and is sooo good with kids. Let this man get pregnant PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ--"

"how do i even put it. he canonically speedruns the "uhh idk i'm Probably straight?" to insane bottom pipeline. he jokes about having birthed another character (who is like essentially his and his love interest's adopted child too). he fucking LOVES kids this is shown in a teaching context but also just in general?? he and his husband are like sickeningly fucking sweet and lowkey should just get another kid. hes also an inventor who specifically messes around a lot with the "magic system" (i truly don't know how to summarise what cultivation is and how it works in mdzs succinctly) so i fully truly genuinely believe in his ability to somehow figure out a way to get pregnant despite not possessing a womb or anything of similar make. insane individual, proven good father, also he and his husband probably have a breeding kink already it's like a full package."

"He wants it sooo bad."

"He canonically jokes about giving birth and has sort of an adopted son whom he loves dearly but didn't get to raise him during his formative years so I think he deserves to have a proper parental experience with a biological child. On top of being a great father he's also a shamelessly horny bottom with a great body and an ass ready to be filled."

"It's not so much that I need him pregnant, it's more that he has canonically told everyone he bore his adopted son with his own body and his husband would really like the extra claim on him."

"Wei Wuxian's biological parents died when he was a very young child, leaving him to be an orphan on the streets. He was taken in by his parents' old friend and raised with his family, but they all died, too, including his beloved adoptive sister and her husband, except for his adoptive brother, who now hates him. They sort of reconcile after many years, but they still don't really talk. He then became close with the Wen siblings and their elderly relatives, but they also died. Then Wei Wuxian himself died. A young child, A-Yuan, who Wei Wuxian took care of a lot, is the only survivor of the entire Wen family, and is adopted by Wei Wuxian's love interest (later husband), but Wei Wuxian is dead for most of his childhood. Wei Wuxian dreams of having a "little one" with his husband. A-Yuan somewhat fulfills this role, but is almost grown-up, so. Wei Wuxian has lost every family he's ever had. Please let him have this one. Please let him be pregnant."

[Shockwave]

"I firmly believe that he would love nothing more than to bear Megatron's child."

"He's so pretty and I want him carnally. He's the lead scientist of the Decepticons, which is so hot of him. I can forgive his war crimes cause his breast is huge and he's just having fun. Is fun illegal now? (I'm coping.) There are 2 videos detailing a bunch of Shockwave's war crimes by MrNormalPerson I definitely recommend them if you're interested. :) He is literally a monster but if he was pregnant then he wouldn't be able to go do those things right? So I should get him pregnant to save others, I would be doing the universe a solid. It would be a logical choice to get him pregnant. I am so normal about this one eyed freak of a robot. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏) Thank you for your time."

"i mean... JUST LOOK AT HIM."

"he is A DILF have you seen that man's body i'm gonna put him through an emotional rollercoaster (also you know what they say, the smarter the freakier!!)"

"Big evil purple bitch with huge honkers."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 82

PROPAGANDA:

[Li Yu]

"Poster boy (fish-boy) for male pregnancy. Gave birth to five kids both as a human and as a fish. He needs to get pregnant again to give birth to kid #7."

[Bucky]

"look at him."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 3 POLL 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Reigen]

"I think he's just built for it tbh. That conman sure can mother."

"Literally look how breedable he is I will impregnate him for the good of humanity. 🙏🙏"

"I haven’t seen people drawing him with period cramps in a while… surely that must mean he’s pregnant."

"Can we let the no. 2 sexy man be the no. 1 sexy pregnant man?"

"he deserves it."

"he'd be a pretty good mom and well i would like to fuck his brains out."

[Starscream]

"I think he would have brooding and nesting behaviors and it would be cute. He's too cute not to knock up. He needs a whole litter of jets in him."

"look at him just look at him. ESPECIALLY tfp screamer. he was made to be a mother."

"Look at him he’s practically begging for it with his slutty little airplane waist. Also he laid eggs in the Michael Bay films. Treat him with care he is very emotionally fragile."

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 3 POLL 4

PROPAGANDA:

[Jayce]

"Somebody has to carry his and Viktor's 4 kids."

"Look at that man. Espically in season 1, he's SO pathetic, I NEED HIM PREGNANT."

"NGL It's because he's my blorbo and I want to put him through it all."

"I don't even really go here, all I know is that getting pregnant would have fixed this man."

"he's very submissive and breedable and definitely loves getting pegged. i think that if jayvik or meljay had biological kids jayce should be the one to get pregnant in both cases."

[Qi Rong]

"He's already adopted a kid (by way of possessing the kid's biological father and then just not getting rid of him afterwards), and somehow became a semi-decent parent, I think making him actually pregnant is the logical next step. He would be so insufferable about it. Complain about every little thing but also demand to he pampered in his delicate condition. I want to ruin him."

"Okay, Okay LISTEN. He is GORGEOUS. He CANONLY adopts a child who loves him very much. HE N E E D S TO BE PREGNANT I'LL DIE FOR HIM."

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 3 POLL 12

PROPAGANDA:

[L]

"I mean fucking look at him."

"Submissive and breedable. It would fix him and make him worse. Look at him he needs a baby in him!!!!!"

"He is absolutely not the maternal type and this is exactly why we need to get him pregnant right away. Also. Lmao I know there's debate about the subject on whether a Death Note could kill a pregnant person (due to rules about a minimum age for the target and that the death of one person can't happen if it'll directly cause the death of another), because it'd depend on whether a Death Note recognizes a fetus as a person or not and if it has a soul but can u imagine L getting knocked up just to test this? See if it works as a safeguard against Kira? Light would be so fucking mad if it did lmao."

"He would be the first transmasc absent father. He would be the first cis man to get pregnant. He would also be a horrible mother/father/parent figure, because he would send his newborns to his Genius Babies Orphanage right away — I mean, where do you think this orphanage gets all these kids?"

[Crowley]

"It’ll make his life much worse, but mine much better."

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 2 POLL 8

PROPAGANDA:

[Qi Rong]

"He's already adopted a kid (by way of possessing the kid's biological father and then just not getting rid of him afterwards), and somehow became a semi-decent parent, I think making him actually pregnant is the logical next step. He would be so insufferable about it. Complain about every little thing but also demand to he pampered in his delicate condition. I want to ruin him."

"Okay, Okay LISTEN. He is GORGEOUS. He CANONLY adopts a child who loves him very much. HE N E E D S TO BE PREGNANT I'LL DIE FOR HIM."

[Xie Lian]

"He'd be even more ethereal caressing a big baby bump in the arms of his ghostly husband. Now would he want to be pregnant? Probably not. Would he make a good parent? Ehhh, better than some in this universe. But would he rock that maternal glow? Absolutely. And with the power of canon mpreg pills, anything is possible!"

"He and his husband are so in love."

"He deserves some good and he’s a good dad and his husband would be over the moon. He would make beautiful children."