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Tomorrow is 15th, you all know what that means…

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i am NOT messing with the lizzie slander i have been seeing since the new season started. i would die for her.

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he would have a super duolingo subscription

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There’s Yaoi in the Minecraft movie…

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A Minecraft Movie

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sometimes we (i) forgot

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guess who just watched the minecraft movie

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minecraft movie haters can’t handle bear4bear rivals to lovers who own a game store together

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Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

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Y'know that trope where people take ships and turn one dude into a werewolf and rhe other a vampire? What if we did this with BrokenPickaxe? Garrett is the werewolf but Steve's a zombie instead of a vampire.

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I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

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I was given free will for a purpose

Anyways I used that free will to draw Minecraft Movie ship art teehee

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I watched the Minecraft Movie… 😝

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I FEEL ALIIIIIIIVE 🩷💜💙✨