#its too dangerous

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Saint Germain, to Leonardo: You know, Vlad can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Also Saint Germain: *fires pistol at Vlad* GET FUCKED!

[iris-echos]

The bisexual urge to build a forge in my backyard and make armour and other adventuring materials

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Why are you saying this bullshit, Sherlock? Jeez, is it too hard to believe HE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU? If he felt desesperation for loosing you, it's because he has FEELINGS for you!

You idiots all don't understand. But I won't explain it.

[dreamwhisprrr]

We can't risk Hannibal listening to kids bop.. He'll hit the stanky leg and whip and nae nae too hard

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[mecchantheotaku]

FUCK and I'm dealing with THAT a day too late nooooo

[zooophagous]

I wish people understood more that animals go through puberty just like people do, and that "teen" animals will have new and often unpleasant behaviors as they grow and try and figure out their place in the world.

Many of the animals I see being rehomed are right at the one to two year old mark, when maturity is still an ongoing process and their behaviors get more intense. Be patient with them! They DO grow out of it!

Aster was a holy terror until he was almost 3 and now he's the best cat I've ever owned. If you can't deal with these changes, adopt a mature animal instead of getting a puppy or kitten, because it's more likely than not they will have a turbulent teen phase.

[fanaticalthings]

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

[isitovernow-ootw]

taylor swift is the only person who can get me to download tiktok

[fairydriver]

im too tired i want to whine and complain about everything

[spiritsong]

wyll.y.am ravengard, I love you so

everyone loves to put him in gold (rightly so) but my personal style is lots of silver jewelry + heavy eyeliner so that's what I gave him. also roses because he's so damn venusian

[opposumghost]

I fucked around and found out. I can not unlearn what I have been told.

[daisyvisions]

i think i need to find more blonde sangyeon and sangyeon lips to get you back for it 😭🐶

I'll give you a head start - dark haired sangyeon will always live in my mind rent free he's the bane of my existence, the reason why my knees fold 😵‍💫 (show me the Indonesia concert pics and ill squirm and squeal like a school girl)

[lyinginthesnow]

thinking abt that line in dundee when logan says shiv makes boogie men out of the clothes she dumps on her bedroom floor. always has.