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Should I feed him?

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Saw a jumping spider catch a fly last night and he posed with his catch like a dude with a fish for me.

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Murzilka Children's Magazine (Мурзилка)

Evgenii Rachev / Евгений Рачёв

1947

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Super baked cuddling my cat and muttering "nice baby sweet cuddle soft kitty soft" like koko the gorilla

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If you own and regularly use a coffee pot, this post is a sign from the universe to clean it. Like the whole coffee maker not just the pot. Mold *loves* coffee grounds. Don't drink mold.

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Remember that episode of the Powerpuff Girls where Mojo Jojo got those kindergarteners hooked on street drugs

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Someone called my studio today and told me my coworker had promised him a lower price on something. Which would be great except I work in a private studio and don't have any motherfucking coworkers.

Dumb shit.

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They're home. They fit right in.

Not purchasing those soyjack condiment containers is a decision that is haunting me

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I love talking about my health with my parents it's always like "why don't you exercise more? You could just take a walk even if its a short one."

"I have two dogs and I walk them every day, several times a day, going at least a couple blocks each time. We go out an absolute bare minimum of 3 times rain or shine."

"Oh."

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If you do more bats may I request a (mtf trans) hammerhead bat rocking the Marilyn Monroe?

Also if you do bat postcards I will absolutely buy a set... Or fridge magnets.

That sounds incredible and yes I can do that. I was trying to figure out how I'd want to do a hammerhead bat because they're too weird and fun not to include

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One more bat. Shes a flapper! Get it? This model is a Honduran white bat, doing the Charleston like its going outta style.

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You’re such a good pet parent

I appreciate it anon. I try my best, I don't always succeed.

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Poor little nervous girl. Putting in more cat furniture has helped her a bit, but she's still very shy lately. I'm not sure how to help her, so I've decided to move the reptiles out of the spare room and turn that room into Cheza's room so she can decompress for a while and reintegrate at her own speed

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Das Apokalyptische Weib. Matthias Gerung, ca.1532

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"Trump SLAMMED by Tim Walz in new Twitter post, GOP CRUSHED By Newsome in new rant!"

Bitch I don't care call me back when the thing slamming him is a Ford 5150