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Equine skeletons in the center, and canine and leporine skeletons below. All anatomically accurate, to my enjoyment. Very interesting, quite a nice design choice.

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Happy World Bee Day

Have this bee on a shopping bag. It took a seat on my bag while I was taking a break on a bench in Regent's Park. So we sat next to each other, resting a bit.

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Guess where I was a few nights ago. It was for a case.

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How did you watch eurovision?

John, Mrs Hudson and I organised a watch party in 221 B. Rosie was already asleep, which was quite good given the Serving Kant song, because I do not think neither I nor John would like to explain to her what that means when she asks. And we do not want her to use those words in school if she knows them.

Although I think not even John understands the meaning of it, he was so shocked by the word, it was actually quite funny. The day has finally come when I understand a popcultural reference and he doesn't. Mrs Hudson was laughing about the song and John's reaction.

Anyway, Mrs Hudson wanted to bring the herbal soothers, which John of course did not permit. So we had some champagne instead, which I argued is hypocritical given it is also an addictive psychoactive substance, but he made me shut up. Fun evening with good and some less good music.

And I was very satisfied as my winner prediction was correct. John's favourite was the Armenian song, no surprise with the very masculine man running around and the lyrice about a survivor.

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There, what did I say? My prediction was correct. As always. Austria won the contest. You cannot beat the opera singer.

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What did my prediction say? Austria jury winner. Let's see what the public does. Probably that damn Malta serving song. Will points be served tonight?

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Where were you yesterday?

On a case.

Yes, that's for a case. Technically that was three days ago but I forgot to answer this.

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My name is trending. Is my Eurovision commentary that good?

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Did someone mix something into my drink, do I have carbon monoxide poisoning, or why did I just see an Italian talking mouse at Eurovision?

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My prediction who will be last place is Italy and Portugal. It's boring.

First place will be Austria. Others close will be Malta (because public vote), Sweden and Israel.

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A bit of a summary of my opinion to previous songs:

Latvia looks like sirens singing a song, attempting to tempt Ulysses to drive his ships into some nice rocks.

Iceland looks like the Cybermen took control.

Macchiato man will have fun with a patellar luxation.

Things John has commented:

England has now three Disney princesses

Poland is doing Game of Thrones (whatever that means)

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Bro I did not now the greatest detective is fan of Eurovision

What is ur fav song so far

You flatter me, although your assessment about the greatest detective is correct.

Of course I enjoy it. It's about music.

My favourite so far is definitely Austria, I mean an opera singer, how can you not admire that?

Other favourite songs, due to amazing vocals or good performance, include Sweden, Poland, Armenia, Denmark, Israel and Albania, in no particular order.

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My prediction who will win: Austria

My prediction who will win public votes: Malta (because I know the public are animals)

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I have spotted the Vitruvian man at San Marino's performance. And John said the statue chewing gum in the background looks like me. I do not know whether to feel offended or flattered. The statue would look quite nice, I think it's based on Michelangelo's David. If it weren't so horribly animated, chewing said previously mentioned gum.

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England's singer trio looks like those characters from a movie Rosie likes to watch. Let me think, what was the name again? Barb? Babe? Barbie? Or that princess stuff. The movies I have to endure.

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Why is a song about going to a sauna actually sounding quite good? And I see their microphones are painted like little pieces of wood. That is actually quite thoughtful. This year's Eurovision is full of surprises.

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Made in Switzerland like LSD, Lysergsäurediethylamid. I like that.