#it works for incorrect quotes lol

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Andrew!Peter: Again we meet, Peter. Tom!Peter: This is true, Peter. Tobey!Peter: *raises an eyebrow*

[mobius-m-mobius]

well... I mean that *is* true so - Lokius Incorrect Quotes [14/∞]

[im-still-watching-anime]

trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.

apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN

trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/

[sysig]

How far did you get? (Patreon)

[the-moonprophet]

Nico: *driving a car at 14 without a license*

Percy: where did you learn how to drive??

Nico: grand theft auto

Percy:

Percy: you learned

Percy: from a video game????

Nico: video game?

[electric-plants]

cyno: delivery for you.

alhaitham: …this letter is from you

cyno: yes. i’d already written it by the time i realized i didn’t trust anyone else to bring it to you

alhaitham: you could just tell me what it says then since you’re already here

cyno: i can’t say it out loud in your office

alhaitham: ah. so it must be a fairly sensitive case—

alhaitham: cyno.

cyno: what?

alhaitham: this just says that you think i’m pretty

cyno: yes, because i do and - considering the nature of our current relationship - i thought i should let you know.

alhaitham: again— you could just tell me?

cyno, frowning: we’re at work, that would be unprofessional. though i suppose you’ve already breached the line by reading it out loud so please be more considerate next time :/

[donnas-dollface]

Y/N: Are you by chance free tomorrow?

Caitlyn: No, I’m fucking expensive.

[princessdimondheart]

*slam!*

König: …umm. W-what are you doing, Maus?

Y/N: *smolders* making you fall for me~~~

König: a-ahh….. *blushes* of course…

Y/N: *giggles*

*Y/N kabedoned König*

Masterlist

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: listen i dont doubt your skills but maybe you and your goon squad should go home, take a nap, and leave all the fighting to the real asskickers around here

VRISKA: Nonsense! My Prospitian 8rigade does not know the meaning of the word “surrender”!

TAVROS: bUT WE’RE WILLING TO LEARN,,,

[little-cereal-draws]

Ambrosius: Bal, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood. Ballister: Yeah, I know. Ambrsoius: What do you mean you know? Ballister: Look at you. Ambrosius: What do you mean look at me? Ballister: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that, Ambs.

[castledisneyfan]

Syd: Did Carmy just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Nat: Yeah.

Syd: And did I do finger guns back?

Richie: Yep.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.

(Part 29, I’m pretty sure, but honestly I lost track)

Jesper: There is nothing funnier than falling down the stairs

Wylan: *unconvinced*

Jesper: It’s so funny! Have you never experienced falling down the stairs?

Wylan: Yeah, remember I broke my foot falling down the stairs!

Jesper, laughing: Well maybe that’s why you have a negative experience of it

Wylan: Yeah, MAYBE!

Jesper: Mm. Well just know that even if you’re deathly injured I’ll laugh if you fall down the stairs

Nina: I’ve decided I’m ignoring the weather and committing to my outfit choices based on what I want the weather to be. The gladiator sandals are coming out!!

Nina, later that same day: I have lost blood circulation to my toes

Nina, later that day when it’s sunny again and she’s discovered her feet are covered in blisters: I can feel my feet again, but at what cost?

(This was me but I stand by my actions bc those sandals are cute as heck)

Jesper: Maybe I could write my thesis on evidence that the Scythians were the original horse girls

Jesper: Time to listen to Take That’s Greatest Hits and hide under a table until my problems go away, I fear

[draco-glacialis]

Agatha: What have I done wrong?!

Jen: Everything. For your entire life.

[justanotherhamiltrash]

Hamilton: So you like cats?

Laurens: Yeah!

Hamilton: *starts to push a glass off the table to impress him*

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *gently massaging Anakin’s wittle palms while talking about the importance of proper hand care and why little padawans shouldn’t bathe in motor oil before beddy-byes* -and that’s the seventeenth reason you are the bane of my existence, yes yes, you cause Master soooo much stress! Naughty!

Anakin: *happy purrs and cuddles*

Entire Jedi Council: …

Mace: I swear to god Kenobi, if you don’t stop babytalking that twenty-five year old man-

Yoda: Familiar, this situation is…

Plo: *amused* Yes, I seem to remember Qui-Gon acting much the same way when Obi-Wan was this age.

Mace: *throwing a balled up flimsi at Obi-Wan’s head* force, stop that! It’s giving me force-hives! Padme won’t stop messaging me asking where her husband is, send him home already!

Obi-Wan: Hmmm… kick me off the council and I’ll stop bothering you with it.

Mace: Done.

Yoda: Not your decision alone, that is.

Mace: *hissing* you old troll either they go or I do but I’m not dealing with their codependent bullshit today, I’ve already encountered four shatterpoints while his antichrist children were in my presence today, I’m done here, I’m just so done.

Anakin: *falling asleep half in Obi-Wan’s lap* Just tell Leia to stop it. She doesn’t give me visions if I don’t bother her.

Mace: …did you just imply she can /stop/ force visions with her abilities???

Yaddle: what the fuck…

Yoda: Delightfully terrifying, she is!

Mace: That’s it, I quit, I’m retiring, I’m not dealing with this-

Anakin: Awwww, you can’t retire, Luke likes you.

Mace: He gives me anxiety! He always has a bunch of shatterpoint bubbles floating around him!

Anakin: Alright, how did you get over Obi-Wan’s weird force bubbles when he was tiny and constantly looking for you because babies love their finders?

Mace: I spontaneously learned teleportation one year. And forgot how to do it when the panic died down.

Anakin: There’s the trick, then.

Mace: I hate it here.

Yoda: Love Jedi, I do!

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 779

Y/N: “Do you still have the spellbooks from when you first started learning magic?”

Agatha: ���Of course I do! Every notebook, every tome, every annotation.”

Wanda: “Let’s see them then, oh masterful historian to your art of witchcraft?”

Agatha: “You want to see them?”

Wanda: “You can’t just tell but not show, especially after such bragging!”

Agatha: *summons books* “They might be a little worn, well loved is more apt actually-“

Y/N: “Are some of these pages held in with scotch tape and chewing gum?”

Agatha: “What did you expect! They’re from the 17th century!”

Y/N: “No offense, but you would be terrible at art or artifact restoration.”

Wanda: “All the offense! Scrolls from the library of Alexandria have more substance than these!”