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thinking about ffxiv players debatably not explaining things well, but last night I got orbonne and someone asked âwhat happened there? how do I avoid that?â
and someone typed back: âshow your holeâ and that was it
#it was technically an explanation#but I think the wholeâŠ..explaining things in ffxiv is so often deprived of context#so you gotta show the robbot the partially opened part of the little circle around you#which. is too long to say so show your hole is quicker but Context#I also figured out which fight it is where you gotta memorize all the quotes#itâs bahamut ultimate and I shouldâve known that sooner since a friend is doing that raid#more accurately he is suffering through bahamut ulitmate
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Written followup to the horrors comic! It got away from me lol. Most of it's under the cut, cause this part is also a bit long.
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Minutes passed by on the quiet moonlit dock.
Despite the renewed serenity of the night, Chuuyaâs heart continued to race sickeningly fast. It hammered away in his chest, as if unable to fully grasp that the danger had passed.
His clothes were heavy and waterlogged, so cold against his skin that he could barely keep from shivering. Icy trickles ran down the back of his neck and dripped from his hair.
Closing his eyes didnât help. There were far too many twisted corpses engraved in the darkness whenever he blinked. So he kept his eyes open, staring at the planks beneath them as he tried to steady his breathing.
Donât think about it, Chuuya told himself. Donât think about them.
Instead, he forced himself to remain in the present moment. Beneath the planks, he could hear the swell of the ocean waters, each wave lapping at the posts in a quiet rhythm. Salt filled his lungs with every breath, the heavy tang of the sea-soaked wood wafting around him.
And against his chest was Dazaiâs head, a steady and grounding pressure. His ear rested over Chuuyaâs heart, his arms still tight around him.
In that position, Dazai must have been able to hear how hard Chuuyaâs heart was poundingâbut surprisingly, he didnât remark upon it. He remained utterly silent.
In return, Chuuya didnât say a word about the almost crushing strength of Dazaiâs arms where they wrapped around his middle. Dazaiâs fingers were digging into his ribs, twin rows of sharp pressure, and Chuuya could feel them shaking.
Dazaiâs hair was coarse where Chuuyaâs cheek rested against it. Back in the day, before Dazaiâs defection, he never bothered with conditioner. It seemed some things never changed, even in the light.
For one wild moment, Chuuya wished that he wasnât wearing a pair of glovesâthen he could bury his bare fingers in Dazaiâs hair and see if it was as tangled as it looked. And, perhaps, warm himself up. Dazai was like a radiator against him, heat seeping through Chuuyaâs drenched layers of clothes at every point of contact, but his gloves remained cold, the sodden leather chilling him to the bone. His joints ached as he uncurled his fingers from around Dazaiâs shoulders.
Perhaps it would be worth it to justâŠindulge for a moment, if only to have something else to needle Dazai about. Really, the man needed to learn how to groom himself properly one of these days.
As Chuuyaâs hand hovered indecisively over Dazaiâs head, however, he realized that his heart rate had already evened out. While he was reminiscing about Dazaiâs damn mess of hair, of all things.
Ridiculous. But that meant that there was absolutely no excuse for the two of them to remain wrapped around each other any longer. Dazaiâs shivering seemed to have calmed as well.
âWe shouldââ Chuuyaâs voice cracked when he tried to speak, so he paused and cleared his throat before going on. âWe should make sure itâs really gone. I donât want that thing getting the jump on me again.â
Dazai tensed, and his grip tightened so much that for a moment Chuuya could scarcely breathe.
âOi. Câmon, you need to let me up,â Chuuya wheezed, swatting at Dazaiâs shoulder. He strained his neck to look down at the head buried against his chest, a pang of something that was surely exasperation tightening his throat. âI need to be able to reach it, Dazai.â
Dazai remained still for another long moment, then abruptly loosened his grip. Instead of letting Chuuya up, however, he pushed him down to sit on the damp planks, and rose to his feet himself.
âIâll go,â Dazai said quietly, and strode past Chuuya towards the small, oval mirror where it lay shattered on the dock.
Right. It did make sense to have Dazai touch it first, in case it was an ability that could be nullified.
âŠBut what if itâs not? What if itâs something like Lovecraft? Dazai will be defenseless, Chuuya thought, and instinctively started to his feet as well.
âStay back,â Dazai said sharply, without even turning to look. He was standing over the mirror, staring down at it. âDonât move forward until I say so.â
Chuuya scowled, but remained in place. He watched as Dazai bent down and extended a careful hand towards the shards of glass.
One tap, with the tip of a finger. Then another, less cautious tap against the side of the wooden frame. Then another, and another, Dazaiâs touches moving systematically across every inch of shattered glass and broken wood.
Nothing happened.
Dazai breathed out, and stepped back. âThere. You are now welcome to crush it into dust,â he said lightly, waving Chuuya forward.
His head was still downturned, his eyes cast in the shadow of his bangs as Chuuya walked past him to do the deed.
It was with deep pleasure that Chuuya pressed each little bit of the mirror into nothingness, grinding it down with the overwhelming weight of gravity.
After it was done, Chuuya scattered the dust into the ocean waters below. âWhat the fuck was that thing, anyway?â he asked, turning back to face the other.
When he turned, however, he found Dazai had moved to sit on the edge of the dock, his legs dangling off the edge.
His back was facing Chuuya. It seemed deliberate.
At first, Dazai didnât respond to Chuuyaâs question. The silence stretched long enough that Chuuya began to shiver again, the cold wind cutting through his damp clothes.
ââŠA Face Like Glass,â Dazai said at last. âThatâs what the ability was called.â
âSo it was a gifted,â Chuuya muttered. He walked to Dazaiâs side, and dropped down beside him with a heavy sigh. âThat mean the user is still out there somewhere?â
âNo,â Dazai said softly. âShe died some time ago, Iâm afraid.â
Chuuya looked at him sharply. âWhat?â
There wasnât much light by which to see, but Chuuya knew Dazaiâs face like the back of his own hand. Better, probably. And he could tell that the detectiveâs features had gone unnaturally still.
It was how Dazai looked whenever he was unsure of how much he should give away. Typically his poker faces were more natural, but when he was strongly conflicted, he would simply go blank.
âExplain,â Chuuya said, crossing his arms. âThat thing almost killed me, I think I ought to know what it was.â
That got a reaction. Dazaiâs lips twitched downward and he looked away, hiding his face from Chuuya once again.
After another lingering pause, however, he finally began to talk.
âA Face Like Glass was the ability of a woman named Hardinge,â Dazai said, as blandly as if he were reciting a history lesson. âShe could reflect the darkest thoughts of anyone who looked into that mirror of hers, and give those thoughts physical form. Quite literally a nightmare to deal with, as one can imagine. She was the terror of England. However, after she rose to prominence, the mirror began to behave a bit oddly.
âThe more renowned Hardinge became, the more people began to fear her ability. She kept the exact details of the mirror shrouded in mystery, so her enemies were always speculating what horrors it might do to them next.
âNaturally, over time, their darkest thoughts became consumed with fear of the mirror itself. And when Hardinge reflected those thoughts, manifesting them into realityâŠwell. You can imagine what happened.â
Chuuyaâs hands formed fists in his lap, so tight the leather of his gloves creaked. His fingers were somehow even colder than before. âA runaway effect,â he said. Despite his best efforts, his voice came out rough. âA singularity.â
âQuite,â Dazai said. âThe heights of human imagination should never be underestimated. The more powerful anyone imagined the mirror was, the more powerful it became. When their fears manifested, their imaginations ran ever more wild with terrifying possibilities. Which it would also reflect. And so on, and so on. The only one who could control it was Hardinge herself, stopping the runaway cycle by covering the mirror. She acted as a control for the ability for many years, preventing it from going too far.
âBut one day, one of her enemies had the dubiously clever idea to turn the mirror back on Hardinge herself. Which, ordinarily, would have been a mere scare tactic. Iâm sure their only intent was to make her hesitate to use the mirror by making her own fears manifest.
âHowever, that is not what happened. Keep in mind, Hardinge had been watching this ability of hers grow with each battle she fought, gaining strength after strength, only barely containing it with her efforts. Sometimes it must have seemed so powerful that it nearly eclipsed her own self.
âAnyone would be frightened of that. It canât be surprising that her darkest thoughts contained the fear that her mirror would one day consume her.â
Silence stretched, frigid and fragile as ice.
ââŠSo her own ability ate her,â Chuuya said flatly.
âYes,â Dazai said. âAnd without anyone left to contain it, the mirror was unleashed.â
Chuuya rubbed wearily at his temples. âOkay. Then how did it get here? To Yokohama?â
âFrom what I hear, Hardinge was not popular with the Order of the Clock Tower,â Dazai said. âShe had gone into hiding here when her ability overtook her. The Special Operations Division then sent out operatives to contain it.â
Chuuya raised his head. âOh. Theyâre involved? Wait, does that meanâŠwas that ex-drinking buddy of yours the one who told you all this?â
Dazai nodded, and Chuuya could faintly make out a crooked smile on his lips in the darkness. âAngo called to warn me of its escape. They had done everything they could to keep it locked away so it could be studied, but all it took was one researcher fearing that the creature had the ability to get out of its cell, and it immediately had that power,â he said, leaning back on his bandaged palms. He gave Chuuya a sidelong look, heavy with significance. âThen, of course, while Ango was briefing me on A Face Like Glass, I also got word that a certain tiny mafioso had gone out to fight an unknown monster that was terrorizing the shipyards.â
Chuuya met his stare with a raised eyebrow. âYeah, so?â he said. âIt was scaring my subordinates. Someone had to do something.â
Dazaiâs gaze darkened further. âChuuya, you went alone,â he said. âYou tried to face it all by yourself, without even knowing what it was. You could have ââ He broke off, and looked away once more. His nails were digging into the wood of the dock, his shoulders stiff.Â
Hiding again, Chuuya thought.
For a moment, Chuuya considered pointing out that there wasnât anyone for him to call for help. Very few of the other mafia members could stand up to an otherworldly threatâand even those who could, like Akutagawa, were not anyone who Chuuya would want exposed to a fear-monster. Everyone in the mafia had far too much darkness to reflect.
Besides, Dazai had no room to scold Chuuya when he was the one who had left him without a partner in the first place.
But even as Chuuya contemplated speaking those cutting words aloud, he found himself unable to.
Because even though Chuuya hadnât called, Dazai had come anyway.
And, if the reflections of that ability could be believed, one of Dazaiâs darkest thoughts was losing Chuuya to Corruption. Right alongside Dazaiâs fear of his own past self, and his fear of disappointing his old friend. ThatâŠchanged some things.
Chuuya sighed, releasing a long-held weight. Then he prodded Dazaiâs shoulder with a cold, gloved fingertip. âHey,â he said. âLook at me.â
Dazaiâs shoulders hitched higher, but he didnât turn.
âWhatâs your deal?â Chuuya demanded, poking him again. âYou donât have to hide from me, idiot. What, you think Iâm gonna make fun of you for having emotions?â
That, apparently, surprised Dazai enough to glance back at Chuuya, his brow furrowed.
âBecause I wonât,â Chuuya said. âNot about this. I meanâŠlook, before you showed up, that mirror motherfucker had already reflected a lot of people at me. The Flags, the Sheep, Murase, even N. Thatâs how it got close enough to me to grab me and drag me under in the first place. So if youâre embarrassed of breaking down or some shit, you shouldnât be. I did too.â
âItâs not that,â Dazai muttered, his eyes darting away across the dark ocean waters once again.
âThen what?â Chuuya prompted impatiently, leaning closer.
âI froze,â Dazai said, his lips twisting in disgust. âUnder the slightest amount of pressure, I broke. You could have died, just because I couldnât bring myself to fire at a poor imitation of my friend.â
Chuuya blinked. âWhatâs wrong with that? I broke too. And you were there to pull me out of the water. I saved you, and you saved me. Thatâs what partners are for, right?â
That finally got Dazai to face him, whipping around so quickly it must have hurt his neck. His eyes were wide, his lips parted in surprise.
Chuuya knew why. It had been years since he had called Dazai his partner.
All too aware that his cheeks were beginning to heat, Chuuya reached out to pull the infuriating man into his arms, tucking Dazaiâs head against his shoulder. âNot a word,â he growled, squeezing Dazai tightly in warning. âMake fun of me for this and Iâm kicking you into the ocean.â
Dazai let out a choked noise, and suddenly he was clinging to Chuuya just as tight, his fingers practically clawing into his back.
He was shaking again. Or maybe they both were.
âItâit had been so long since I heard his voice,â Dazai cried against Chuuyaâs neck, muffled and damp on his skin. âI donât want that to be how I remember him, I donât, I hate itâŠâ
Chuuya closed his eyes and saw Albatross laying on the ground in pieces, staring up at him in betrayal. He let out a slow, careful breath, and held Dazai closer.
âYeah,â he murmured. âI know. I get it.â
Dazai was still so warm. And Chuuyaâs hands were still so terribly cold.
Making a reckless decision, Chuuya pulled off his soaked gloves and tossed them aside, then sunk his fingers into Dazaiâs mess of curls without hesitation. He felt more than heard the sharp inhale against his neck, and the quiet questioning hum that followed. Chuuya ignored it and continued to card his fingers through Dazaiâs hair.
ââŠChuuya?â Dazai breathed.
Chuuya tugged absently at a knot. âTangled,â he grunted. âIt was bothering me.â
âMm,â Dazai hummed, and his hands slid up the back of Chuuyaâs jacket. âChuuyaâs cold.â
âNo shit,â Chuuya said grumpily. âI fell in the fucking ocean, and itâs freezing out here.â
There was a soft laugh, then a strange sensation ghosted across the side of Chuuyaâs neck just above his choker, almost like a pair of lips had pressed there. Chuuyaâs hands tightened in Dazaiâs hair, stiffening in surprise. He could only wonder if he had imagined it, unable to comprehend any other possibility.
He certainly didnât imagine what Dazai said next, however.
âCome home with me,â Dazai whispered, his lips brushing against Chuuyaâs skin once again.
Chuuya made a very strange noise, somewhere between a shriek and a gasp, and used his grip on Dazaiâs hair to haul him away just enough for their eyes to meet. âThe fuck?â he spluttered, face burning. âWhat do you mean, where did that â hah?â
Dazaiâs eyes were rimmed in red, dulled with weariness. One of his hands wandered up to Chuuyaâs cheek and rested there, circling the blush with his thumb. âI donât want you out of my sight right now,â he said quietly. âThatâs all.â
Ah. Right. The reflection of Corruption.
Well. Chuuya couldnât really deny that he wasnât looking forward to a night spent alone in his own apartment. He might not dream, but that didnât matter if he couldnât even get to sleep. Having someone beside him might help.
And beyond all thatâthis was the first time that Dazai had ever asked Chuuya to stay with him.
So, dazed and still a little flushed, Chuuya abandoned all common sense and replied, âOkay.â
Dazai captured one of Chuuyaâs hands between his own, and brought it to his lips to brush a kiss across his knuckles. âGood,â he murmured, and pulled Chuuya to his feet. A slight smile flitted across his features. âI think I spotted Chuuyaâs dreadful hat further towards the shore. Shall we find it first?â
Chuuyaâs knuckles were still tingling. âOkay,â he repeated, strangled and utterly bewildered. His thoughts were chasing themselves in circles like a pack of confused terriers, but he allowed Dazai to tow him away towards the lights of the city.
And if Chuuyaâs fingers ended up intertwined with Dazaiâs as they traversed the shadowsâŠwell.
The streets were too dark for anyone to prove it.
ââŠWait, is there even room at your place? Youâre still living in that shitty dorm, arenât you?â
A familiar grin and a pair of twinkling eyes turned back to him as they passed through a dimly lit alley. âHmm? Chuuya has been tracking where I live? How sentimental of you, slug.â
At least heâs getting back to normal, Chuuya thought. âOh, shut up,â he grumbled aloud. âOf course Iâd keep an eye on your annoying ass.â
A scandalized, yet delighted gasp. âChuuya likes looking at my ass?â
ââŠ?! Shut up! That is not what I saidâ!â
#...possibly I should also put this on ao3 for ease of reading#do I know what I'm doing? nope#no thoughts only vibing#but anyway I hope this was an enjoyable explanation of the Creature in the horrors comic!#'A Face Like Glass' is a book I absolutely adore by Frances Hardinge :D It's got a lot of mind-bending concepts in it!#so it seemed like a fun thing to turn into a bsd oc monster#can you believe this started as an attempt to give Chuuya hugs lol#technically succeeded! but at what cost#the horrors comic#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#soukoku#skk#senhart's writing
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wayne brady is pansexual!!! đđđđ„ł
iâm pansexual. in doing my research, both with myself and just with the world, i couldnât say if i was bisexual, because i had to really see what that was, especially because i really have not gotten a chance to act on anything. so, i came to pansexual because â and i know that iâm completely messing up the dictionary meaning â but to me, pan means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as gay, straight, bi, transsexual or non-binary. being able to be attracted across the board. and, i think, at least for me for right now, that is the proper place. i took pan to mean that not only can i be attracted to any of these people or types physically, but i could be attracted to the person that is there. iâve dealt with the shame. a shame cake, just eating it every single day â and then worried about⊠people finding out. iâve always had a wonderful community of friends who are in the lgbtq+ community, people that iâve grown up with in shows, gays and lesbians, and, later in life, my trans relatives and my niece. iâve always had that community, but i've always felt like a sham because i wasnât being forthcoming with myself. i could speak out about black issues because i canât hide that. and you can play at being an ally, but until the day that you can truly say, âthis is who i am, and i wanna stand next to you,â that's not⊠i always wanted that day to come. iâve told myself in the past, also, nobody needs to know my personal business. the world can absolutely go without knowing that wayne identifies as pan. but that gave me license to still live in the shadows and to be secretive. what does that feel like to actually not be shameful, to not feel like, âoh, i canât be part of this conversation because iâm lying?â i had to break that behavior. iâm now trying to be the most wayne brady i can be. i donât know about most, actually. iâm still coming together. but if iâm healthy, then i can go onstage at letâs make a deal and be the best wayne brady that everybody wants and expects. i can be the best dad that maile needs. i can be the best friend to mandie, the best son to my mother, and one day, the best partner to someone, because iâm doing this for me. not dating yet though! [laughs] i am single, but itâs not about being with someone right now. iâve got some work to do still. then, wayne as a single, open-minded pansexual can make a decision and be free and open to other people.
i included more quotes from the article than just strictly pan related because itâs quite touching. good for him!!!! đđđ„°
#wayne brady#pansexual#pansexuality#pan pride#pan positivity#long post#mine#text#and yeah his explanation isn't quite how pan is defined but he acknowledges that#and we really need to allow pan people the room and space to explain their pan identity in their own words how it makes sense to them#even if it isn't the textbook definition. other queer people are allowed that so why do pan people get held to a higher standard?#and we're fucking human beings!!! it's weird to expect us to do nothing but spit out preapproved technical impersonal definitions#*1k
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Fourteen is currently giving a lengthy and detailed explanation of the crowdstrike situation to Shaun, who is following along pretty well, and Donna, who is using her hair to hide the headphones sheâs not told either of them sheâs wearing
#fourteenth doctor#whatâs fourteen up to#doctor who#donna noble#shaun temple#Donnaâs just nodding along every now and again#little do they know itâs to the podcast sheâs listening to#not whatever technical explanation the doctor is spewing
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Talking about cogs and gears and such.
#this was going to be a comic but I got distracted and started making an animatic instead#he was not initially talking about cogs and gears and such#but it brings me joy to think he likes to do that#describe different kinds of bolts and what they are used for#but he canât quite find the words he needs so itâs a deeply overcomplicated explanation#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#d20 fhsy#fhsy#could be jy too but my jy Gorgug has longer hair#so technically sy#I love big droopy ears gorgug#gorgug thistlespring#gorgug fantasy high#undescribed#my art
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i found a copy of the voyage home novelization at the antique shop yesterday and um. my man was going through it
#BUT!!! BONES AND SPOCK RETAINING EACH OTHER'S PERSONALITIES IS CANON!!!!!#THIS IS GREAT NEWS#well technically it was supposed to be just that it took multiple mind meld sessions to fully separate them#however there's no good explanation for spock's desire to curse in tvh except for this#james t kirk#leonard mccoy#s'chn t'gai spock#the voyage home#star trek tos
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I have a friend whose, like, 7 for 10 on reccing me things I end up eally liking, but he always does so in a way that's almost designed in a lab to make them sound unappealing to me. Just incredibly vexing dynamic.
#I just#don't' care about action scenes#I SUPER don't care about super technical explanations of how peoples superpowers work#and describing 'badass'/'awesome' characters without context just ends up seeming idk fanficcy in a bad way#probably tmi#its 2am and I'm rambling
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And the sun toiled across the sky. Many people have wondered why. Some people think a giant dung beetle pushes it. As explanations go it lacks a certain technical edge, and has the added drawback that, as certain circumstances may reveal, it is possibly correct.
Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
#pyramids#discworld#terry pratchett#setting#mythology#egyptian mythology#science#nature#cosmology#the sun#dung beetle#metaphors#explanation#circumstances#technically#drawbacks#possibly correct#wonder why
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Steve, during a quick team meeting in Davidâs classroom: Hey man, I like the lights you have hung up around your board, but uh. Do you mind turning them off or making it so they donât flicker?
David: Oh, no problem. Do they mess with your epilepsy?
Steve: Not really, Iâve justâŠ.been in situations.
David:
David, internally screaming because what the hell does that even mean: Okay.
#Steveâs internal monologue: donât mention demogorgons donât mention demogorgons donât mention-#Steveâs internal monologue after giving a vague explanation of why he wanted the lights to stop blinking: Nailed it#technically not a social media post but still a part of the#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington
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For ppl who want to know how the egg carton is coming along
still under construction, however the island needed something in place now so q!Bad made the mini âegg basketâ under spawn. empanada, sunny, ramon, richas, and pomme have all put their pearls there.
itâs a âone click teleports allâ system meant to get eggs out of danger, so they can then warp to their safe rooms at home. not meant to be perfect, only temporary, but is immune to most things like the iconic symmetry wand elevator trick! thereâs been a sense of relief to have something secure :D
Bad used securitycraft block pockets as a cool feature of the basketâs design, making a small emergency chamber where eggs can pass through to survive damage and escape. heâs been running several more tests since, and got a genius idea which would make the carton & eggs completely invincible. like itâs apparently so overpowered itâd neutralize everything. the plot itself too đ
his biggest concern though is the minute he makes a move like That, the retaliation response would ofc need to scale with it (as it has done already) and become absolutely bonkers also. heâs worried if something crazy happens they arenât prepared for, like straight up disabling certain items or throwing them into the middle of a minefield
yeah so Bad *probably* wonât do that idea, but he is making progress!
The egg carton is one central lobby with a much bigger all-tp system branching off into one pod for each egg. heâs continuing to add tricky stuff & some pocket blocks into parts of the design. itâs insane so far, immune to all the important stuff like a whole fortified vault bunker
general destruction
chorus fruit
bicycle glitch
symmetry wand elevator
pearl water stream tampering
islander sabotage
eggs downed and non-parents canât reach them
at the same time heâs been kitting out the kids, sunny now has an exp tank backpack & empanada has upgraded armor and tools. pomme and him are working on more sets offstream
all in all, egg protection is going well :3
#kinda surprised how much Iâm enjoying listening to these late night technical building streams lol#I know itâs a lot for ppl to keep up with sometimes so wanted to write up a little explanation here#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp#qsmp summary#qsmp eggs
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Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.
He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.
Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?
#for those of y'all new to the tag yes these two have been technically canon for a long while#and yes we still have no exact idea why#I am still of the opinion that Vox clocked Val first in terms of the alliance (for whatever reason known to man)#And Val still till this day has no fuckin clue how he managed to score him and is just winging shit as he goes along#this is until proven otherwise by canon ofc but still#No I do not know why I am doing a character analysis of Hazbin Hotel of all things but here we are#still sincerely curious as to where their bond came from though#yknow outside of physical attraction and shared business ideals#the only semi logical explanation I have currently is that Valentino still unapologetically thinks of himself as hot shit despite being#yknow#Valentino#which makes him the antithesis of Vox's fragile ego and blatant insecurities#(and therefor invertedly gives Vox personal gratification for being able to dominate him and control him)#The other possibility was narcissism but that theory is mostly scrapped now the more I watch his interactions with Val in ep2#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vox#voxval#staticmoth#hazbin hotel shitposts#anyone willing to respond to please feel free to do so btw been thinking abt this pairing for quite a while#I think they work very interestingly as a villain couple#I want Valentino to light vox on fire and dance with him while they burn
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CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) â S1-2 + favourite details
#my post#carmen sandiego 2019#cs 2019 trivia#explanations in the alt text#black sheep#cookie booker#ivy#zack#player#lady dokuso#paperstar#sheena || tigress#shadowsan#carmen sandiego#my gif#nixariel#the /other/ Really Clever Bit from S2E03 is how shadowsan's âi am the decoyâ declaration actually plays on multiple levels ;)#bc he meant it re: keeping dokuso busy while carmen retrieved the wakizashi#but he (or technically his reputation) also served to distract dokuso's thugs so thoroughly (via gossiping about him)#that they didn't even notice carmen stealing their swords from /literally/ under their noses XDD which is SUCH a nice touch#some days this show etc etc XD
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all this was to say that lance had the perfect set up for a deep, beautiful character arc butâŠwell. we all know what happened. heâs arrogant, overconfident, and cocky and this ends up with him making mistakes and costing his team a pretty run with the flight sim. yet you can see in that episode with the yupper that lance has a deep insecurity that he buries and hides under smirks and quips and a whole lotta pride. (they also couldâve tied it to his family as well since they gave him multiple siblings which wouldâve overshadowed his accomplishments which is the root of him striving for greatness and perfection so much that he gets tunnel vision and his team pays the price, but i digress.) with his competition/rivalry with keith, the star student who is effortlessly talented, it wouldâve been beautiful for them to be equals as coleaders without them realizing. it wasnât a conscious decision for either of them but lanceâs little line from the first episode had more truth than he realized - âlance and keith, neck and neckâ.
and then to lose that along with himself when kuron takes control of the team, to watch him struggle and flounder and fall deeper into his insecurities, his pride and ego wounded so much that he is unsure of his every move, his every word, his every breath. it wouldâve been PERFECT for him to figure out that kuron was a clone and that the team was under galran command. lance being forced into the leadership role, much like keith was, and having to make decisions and choices for the team as black paladin - still being so unsure of what heâs doing and if itâs right. he full heartedly believes that the team needs keith back, they canât do this without him, but keith is on the space whale and no one can get ahold of him so itâs up to lance. lance who slowly heals the deep wound within him that has him believing that heâll never be good enough and grows his confidence back on solid ground. lance who becomes steady and sure of himself and leads the team almost effortlessly.
all this paralleling keithâs character arc which (ofc) happened off screen in canon. keith who was restless and explosive for years bc he never had a mother, his father died when he was young, he was bounced around from foster home to foster home, and once he found a permanent home, shiro goes missing and is presumed dead. keith who is constantly searching for something he canât name and finding his mother and is forced to be with her for two years while glimpsing the past and future. keith seeing his parents meet and fall in love, watching as his mother practically tore herself apart inside as she left him and his father behind - feeling a piece of him settle within at the sight. she didnât want to leave, she wouldâve given anything to stay. watching his father and shiro raise him, their love unconditional until the day they left. krolia watching little keith rage at the injustice and being there for his older self and healing those wounds. settling every restless piece within him until he became the man who stepped back onto the castleship with a space wolf, an altean, and his alien mom.
keith and lance finding a shred of stability with one another as coleaders of voltron and best friends since they definitely grew closer during s3. they were attached at the hip, they did everything together, the line between platonic and romantic blurred so much that it wasnât even there anymore, it was just them. but it was unhealthy how close they were, how dependent they were on one another. only to be torn apart and with their unhealthy codependency, they completely fall apart without the other there so theyre forced to rebuild the foundations of their beings. lance crumbles all alone as he and the team become distant and he rebuilds as black paladin. keith crumbles alone at the blade hopping from mission to mission and rebuilds on the space whale with his mother.
steady keith and lance meeting almost like for the first time after lance and the team took out kuron and keith and krolia found a hidden altea. together they turn on lotor and take him down too. since kuron has already been dealt with, lotor didnât get away and all that other shit in canon didnât happen so they get to remain in space until they take the empire completely. allura places shiro into the cloneâs body and meets romelle and talks of freeing the hidden altea after the war is over and theyre not at risk anymore. keith and lance are unsure of how to proceed with the whole leader thing but there again pops up the coleader resolution. as steadier, mature versions of themselves, keith has really stepped into the black paladin position while lance had always been more suited for red. keith and lance, leader and his right hand, but theyâre equals. theres no competition, no rivalry, no jealousy or envy, just respect and love.
#canon is so disappointing#obviously voltron was aimed at kids but. you know. whatever#beautiful set up for lanceâs character arc that leads into klance#keith and lance were interlinked since the first damn episode#everything about one was tied to the other#and you want me to believe they werent endgame???#lance was done so dirty#a farmer??? a fucking FARMER???#no. absolutely not.#also no redemption for abusers and genocidal maniacs so we just murk haggarâs ass#which means allura is still alive to lead new altea as queen#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance#this is technically langst but also not soooo#lance mcclainâs missing character arc#black paladin lance#vld#voltron#this is a much shorter explanation then that goddamn novel i wrote#i still have no idea how tf that happened
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hello!! was curious â when emeric mentions that the pearls started working differently on him (in little thieves) what does that entail??
ps this book was so good and I love how it was told and how every kind of external plot point had consequences for vanjaâs personal/emotional arc and basically I loved it haha
Thank you so much!! Mild spoilers for Little Thieves under cut.
This gets mentioned a bit in Painted Devils, but in technical terms, the pearls are engineered to amplify the wearer's appeal to people around them, but not in a way that goes against their own orientations. So, for example, someone who isn't romantically/sexually attracted to women wouldn't suddenly get a crush on Vanja/"Gisele", they'd want to be her best (slightly codependent?) friend.
Emeric, like Vanja, is on the ace spectrum, closest to demi imho. He doesn't feel romantic/sexual attraction to most people period, and the only exceptions happen after connecting with someone on a deeper level. He's also aware of the enchantment on the pearls the whole time, so initially, when Vanja wears them, he feels compelled to impress and befriend "Gisele," which he can more or less disregard as the pearls' doing since he's not too keen on Vanja without them.
And then Vanja is unexpectedly vulnerable and honest with him the night of the ball, and everything goes sideways the next day, and that night they choose to try to build trust so it can't happen again, and by the time the next morning rolls around, Emeric is nursing a (rare for him) crush...... and then Vanja puts on the pearls,
AND IT'S HORMONES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
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the Golden Lineage can graft othersâ body parts onto themselves because theyâre of the blood of Marika, the shaman :)
#worded definitively even tho itâs just a theory because this is the best explanation iâve ever found#godrick fans did not escape the dlc unscathed after all#this would mean other characters related to marika could technically graft too#but maybe they donât because itâs an honor thing#shrug.#and like. in the cut content. it did Not work for gostoc. but i feel like thatâs bc heâs too far removed from marika#or is lying about being related to them lol#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring lore#sote spoilers#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#godrick the grafted#marika#godrick the golden#queen marika#elden ring theory#speaketh#teeth horror
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*emerges from the fog* have you heard of my boy called sideswipe he suffers from little bitch syndrome and unresolved trauma he refuses to talk about
I also think heâs aroaceâ*gets shot*
#LOOK I KNOW HE ACTS LIKE THE STRAIGHTEST GUY EVER BUT HEAR ME OUTâ#he never actually shows romantic interest in anyone in the show#âbut windbladeââ he acts towards her the same way he acted towards jazz when he showed up they just form an actual friendship out of it#âbut strongarmââ besties have you ever hear of having friends#âbut blurrââ BESTIES HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HAVING FRIENDS#anyways I really wished we actually got a backstory for him like why tf did he hate autobots so much in the beginning??#why is he such a troubled kid???? they hint towards him having abandonment issues and then never bring it up again like HUH?!?!#and I wouldnât be annoyed if it wasnât for the fact that we have a canonical backstory FOR EVERY OTHER CHARACTER OF THE MAIN CAST#we have episodes about strongarmâs days in the academy#we have 1 episode about driftâs time as deadlock and how he found his kids#we figure out what happened to fixit and the rest of his kind at the end of season 2#the only other character like this is grimlock but even then we at least have an EXPLANATION of why he is the way he isâ#âbeing an ex-decepticon that was never really evil but just liked fighting for fun#meanwhile we have NO EXPLANATION for why sideswipe is the way he is AT ALL#he might as well have just popped out of cybertron a hater at birth and he technically would be the same as he is in-show#BUT THEN WE HAVE THE HINTS TOWARDS HIS ISSUES AND I JUSTđ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„#anyways can you tell that iâm Normal about him#rid 15#rid 2015#rid15#rid2015#tf rid 2015#tf rid15#transformers rid2015#transformers robots in disguise#robots in disguise 2015#rid sideswipe#rid jetstorm
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