where I made my pfpWELCOME TO THE CURSED REALM!!!Where I post stuff people most likely don’t wanna see/read knowing I will regret it in the middle of the night for years to come thanks to my crippling self doubt! UPDATE: I no longer have crippling self doubt, just regular self doubt UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES >:DNickname: Ally/peak-dumbass, she/her
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The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
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Daily Check in 08/05/2025 MasterCard got REALLY Spicy with me today. As soon as I mentioned Itch io and Steam to the first rep he HUNG UP. The second one I called was apologetic and filed my complaint ticket, but WOW. They are getting really tired of these calls. Which means KEEP IT UP! PayPal was much less spicy with me today, and filed a complaint ticket for me and offered to send me a list off all the stuff they won't process. Which is really just a list of the things they require APPROVAL to process, which is very different. Lot of false information going around over there and they're back to playing dumb about the situation with Itch io and Steam. Which means we need to keep the pressure on. Strip still refuses to take the call, and Visa just read the script and hung up as usual, though I was able to make me direct me around the sight a bit first. They even
directed me to their website where they have a fun little article about the situation called "Combating Illegal Adult Content." https://corporate.visa.com/en/about-visa/visa-network-integrity.html You'll need to scroll down a bit to find the article. When I asked what illegal content they were combating, I was directed to send them an email about that question and they finished the script and hung up.
Keep calling and keep asking questions! Don't let their excuses go unchallenged. This about about "illegal activity" this is about censorship and we can only fight it by making our voices heard!

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They wanna say the word so bad
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why are cyberpunk tabletop things so obsessed with decency and personhood being tied to how many surgeries you haven’t had
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hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.
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enough about my guts
it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!
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bed covered in plushies is a wonderful idea until you have to change the sheets and then you'll discover true pain
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h-hey guys
apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down
wild huh
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Okay, something about that kinktober (with no kink) thing that I noticed is this: every fic must have a conversation about a safeword being used, and then use it in the scene. Obviously this comes from the fact that they're treating fictional characters like real humans yadda yadda yadda
But like... the hope behind a safe word is that you're not supposed to use it unless something goes wrong. So like.
This is unironically what they're doing oml
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Sex ed should start in kindergarten. Young children need to know the correct terms for body parts, and be comfortable talking about them, for their safety. Children should also learn about consent, especially with regards to touching, as early as possible. Children should know that it is not ok for other people to touch them, or for them to touch others, if they don't want it. Children should know how to ask for help if someone does touch them inappropriately or if they have some kind of health issue regarding their genitals. Knowing about your own body and how it works is a fundamental right.
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