#gorgug fantasy high

[ravenousgoblin]

I am unwell about Mary Ann Skuttle. I need to see her interacting with others. I need to watch her drink her mango soda and her tail swish as she’s playing with her Quokki pets.

I need to watch her go up to Jace and pull in his sleeve and whisper ‘can we go now? This place is boring and I need to check in on my Quokki pets…’

I need to see her typing away on the forums about why certain Quokki pets are better than others and telling people who decorate them wrong that their Quokki Pet game is trash.

I need to see her arranging her plushies every time she gets a new one because obviously there’s an order. ‘The shark can’t be next to the clownfish cuz he’ll eat him, so we’re going to put the shark over here by the jelly bean’. I also need to see her naming all of them and playing with them or talking to them.

I need to see her slowly get suspicious of Fig’s lie as they play Quokki Pets together but Fig manages to get so good that it never comes to light that it was a lie until one night Fig has too much Bad Baby Milk and spills the beans. She is upset at herself but Mary Ann just goes ‘…okay. Do you want to see my new decorations?’ Because she doesn’t care, she just cares that she has someone to talk to about Quokki Pets and play with

I need to see her and Gorgug going to Basrar’s for ice cream and her legs kicking slightly bc her feet don’t touch the ground and they’re talking but she’s also on her Quokki Pet and taking care of it but engaging in convo bc while this is her special interest, she still thinks Gorgug is cute and interesting, so she’s still listening and engaging. She tries to teach Gorgug about Quokki Pets, but it’s kind of like when you teach your Mom to play Pokemon Go and she’s not interested but plays with you because it’s something you two are doing together. It’s like that.

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

can we take a sec to talk about the Bad Kids digital footprint. because like

fig: was a popular cheerleader in middle school, then a rebellious teenager who probably had at least one viral twitter thread, then became a world famous rockstar, and was revealed to be the daughter of a very high ranking devil

kristen: literally the chosen prophet of a very well known and worshipped god, died and renounced helio, created her own god, then later renounced that god as well

adaine: the child of very prestigious and important high elves, then the literal oracle, and killed the lunch lady on the very first day of school

gorgug: at first a nobody, but then becomes the drummer for a world famous rock band, as well as a star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, and then an expert artificer, not to mention the fact that he consistently kicks ass

fabian: the son of bill fucking seacaster, conventionally attractive and very very rich, another star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, killed toxic masculinity, and dances now

riz: notoriously weird, one of very few (if not the only) goblin in aguefort (if not in all of elmville), the youngest licensed private investigator probably in all of solace, not to mention the fact that he actually ate kalvaxus, and now works with angel fbi agents

and then they post a viral video with a tabaxi that only some people could see, then a viral livestream of all of these children absolutely wasted and having a crustacean-themed rager, and then another viral livestream of them in the fucking forest of the nightmare king battling the nightmare king himself and the previously mentioned tabaxi where some of those actual children literally fucking. DIE.

like what the fuck that’s so wild what

[gretashand]

ITS THE LAST STAND BABY!!!!!!!!

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[emiuli]

My favorite low quality children!

[noodlesewp]

They were not here last night

Casual morning at the seacaster manor with some minor breaking and entering

[cinnamonhex]

i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt

[saphic-with-t]

When joking about how ridiculous it is that Fabian is popular I don’t think people realize how insanely cool the bad kids are in universe. As viewers we see their cool moments but we also see them being dorks and lame idiots. Think about their in universe reputations and how you would react to hearing about them if you lived in the same world as them.

There is a group of six people who saved the world 3 different times before they even entered their junior year of high school.

One of them never showed up to any of their classes until their third year and still passed. She is a rockstar and arch devil of rebellion who owns a recording studio in hell where she plays the bass.

One dude threw the greatest party the entire high school has ever seen, is captain of the sports team, and killed the school’s evil principal without facing any punishment.

One performed a motorcycle kick-flip that was doing a jump off of a mansion’s roof into a pool of flaming tartar sauce. Said kick-flip student has created a god, killed that god, brought herself back from the dead, and resurrected a completely different god.

One of the girls is the chosen oracle of all elves and punched her dad so hard he instantly died. Also if you dig deep enough into the political history books it turns out she caused there to be a feud (bordering on full war) between her home nation and the nation she currently lives in.

The quietest kid of the bunch is a super genius who invented a solar lasso that captured and contained an eldritch horror into his van, took 4 years of high school all at once and passed all of them, is currently acing his arcane mechanics and physical Ed studies, and is the second hand man on the school sports team. He also is the drummer for the arch devil’s band and launched a fully working satellite into space before he even started studying arcane mechanics.

Finally the “dork” of their group is an arcane consultant of heaven, became a P.I. after freshman year, is currently in every extra-curricular school club, and is beloved by seemingly all of his underclassmen. Also after he found out that the dragon his party was fighting ate his dad he fucking ATE IT to avenge him.

Obviously we know the truth behind all of these things and the actual way these six dorks act, but think how insanely sick they all sound in universe.

[eiuuei]

“What do you want, Kipperlilly?”

CAFETERIA SHOWDOWN! from fhjy ep 14!

[transformersweatpants]

Gorgugeous Thistlespring and Figueroth Slayeth

My commissions are open btw <3

[mispelled]

I considered cleaning this up but decided it's already perfect. Anyway early freshman year shenanigans

[poppiee-s]

[genderless-art]

god i love these terrible children

[meamme1]

them 💛

I’m opening up some commission spaces for d&d characters in this style!! drop me a message for more information!

[emiuli]

Cig figs pfp!

[katayree]

I called it but I did not think it was actually gonna happen. She’s too big in this that’s my mistake

[vanila-art]

she got that dog in her