#mary ann skuttle

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Endless Fantasy High

[ewwww-what]

Ugh. Literally just let her go home???

[ornitharts]

[metaphoricallyrose]

That one couples meme but fantasy high lol

[akrona]

This post by @recycledraccoon made me laugh real hard so i drew it

[isawiitch]

everybody got mad

[polarsirens]

rage

[recycledraccoon]

Twitch Streamer Mary Ann Skuttle AU

She almost exclusively plays video games, tho sometimes she reviews the quality and cuteness of plushies. Sometimes she updates people on her quokki pet's level or how her personal AC Island looks, or her longest running Stardew Farm. (Maru IS her favorite Stardew marriageable NPC because it reminds her of her "loser boyfriend".)

Sometimes she gets her friends to play games with her on stream, or they're just in the background hanging out. Once when a game comes out that Mary Ann is legit excited for (in her own way) everyone gathers in a little watch party in the background with snacks as they settle in for the Marathon stream about to happen.

If she misses some streams she probably tosses out a simple update about her and her friends being on a quest or something similar that she implies is kinda lame. Her watchers KNOW she's an adventurer but there is never any elaboration.

They also know she has a boyfriend but known VERY little about him.

Loser Boyfriend™️ Confirmed Facts

1. Loser

2. His quokki pets gameplay is trash

3. Also an adventurer ig

4. Plays drums sometimes

5. They officially met when she curb-stomped his ass at a sports tryouts and he got mad. (No elaboration)

6. He made her a switch capable of running ROMhacks and mods.

7. Half-orc. The only times they have ever seen him is once or twice when he wordlessly hands her a mango soda from off screen. They have an entire emote of his hand with the soda bottle they spam sometimes. (#bottleboi)

Which is to say when Gorgug shows up in the background of the stream one day, cause Mary Ann rearranged or was streaming from somewhere else temporarily, people start freaking out.

Mary Ann notices but only comments "yeah, that's my loser boyfriend. Don't worry about it."

THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE MARY ANN!!!

THAT'S GORGUG THISTLESPRING, FAMOUS 4X WORLD SAVING RENOWN ADVENTURER BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL, THE FIRST EVER BARBIFICER IN THE WORLD, AND GODDAMN FAMOUS ROCK STAR.

YOU CALL HIM YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND?????

"His quokki pets gameplay is trash."

MA'AM-

[m-artsoul]

18/04/2024

mary ann introduces gorgug as her best friend to every person they meet

[cloudmancy]

burn the incense of our innocence and in a sense we thrive

[paimt]

wanna help a poor bastard out? send me money and i'll draw you stuff

[brawnie]

I know that Gorgug/Mary Ann was done for the bit but there is something poetic, really, that one of the reasons Gorgug and Zelda’s relationship fell apart is because Zelda was aware of how objectively cool Gorgug is. He’s in a band, he’s in the most famous adventuring party in school, he’s the star football player. They bonded over being outcasts and Zelda watched as he became one of the coolest and most revered people she knew, while Zelda felt left behind and abandoned by him.

Mary Ann literally could not give less of a shit about how cool Gorgug is. It could not be the furthest thing from her mind. Those measures of success simply do not matter to her. Are you good at Quokki Pets. Do you have mango soda. She’s immune to the insecurities that led to the downfall of Gorgug’s last relationship.

[scarletb1tch]

Jace POV

Poor Mary-ann

[soelvfiskart]

[Fhjy ep 19 SPOILERS ]

Mary Ann going berserk over her strawberry plush getting burnt, is the realest shit ever

[emiko-matsui]

fabian being like "hell yeah you too gorgug" after gorgug had sex with mary ann (i can't believe i just typed those words out and they're canon compliant) and gorgug being like you know i wasn't a virgin right really hits a fantastic part of gorgug's character for me. like i love you guys and love your bits and i would do anything for you but ive had a solid relationship for two years. while you guys were doing your "getting your kisses in" bullshit and hiding in the fridge because a cute person looked at you ive been with my girlfriend for two years. keep up