#it kinda was actually

[beardedhandstoadshark]

"Localizations are weird man", Genshin Edition

So for context, I‘m playing Genshin with English VA but German text. Because of that, it’s common for the text to not always match up with the voice, due to both of them being translated separately from the original language (in this case Chinese), and therefore being interpreted slightly differently.

Now what is weird however, is that in Genshin sometimes whole sentences get added or cut between the VA and Text, even being completely different in some cases.

My currently best example: Wanderer‘s Skill 2 Line. In English, he says "Behold!“. But what does the German text say?

"I look down on this mortal world!“

…excuse me?

Yea turns out the translations are actually full of stuff like this. Not just the voicelines, but descriptions too. Like, Wanderer "dresses like a mountain ascetic“ in English, but "dresses like a Shugenja“ in German. Meanwhile his Join Party 1 adds an extra "I didn’t expect this“ before the "What do you want from me?“. But Ally Low HP 1 is just "Worthless.“ now. Just little details that either do nothing or switch up the info you can get.

(Also, for y’all Xiao simps. His Burst 3 line says "Whimper!“. Have fun with that.)

Anyways, idk where I‘m going with this other than pls feel free to ask for any lines or item descriptions you‘d wanna see the German version of (if I can provide, f2p gang lets go), and that I am side-eyeing a certain Hydro Dragons‘ last Ascension line SO hard rn

[agentperezbian]

I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.

[justarandomart]

they are so normal guys

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[olgipolgi]

wanted to see if they kept that stupid face Shadowheart makes this scene and I'm CRYING

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[feelo-fick]

why are you still here, then????

[fanaticalthings]

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.

[aerequets]

the mortifying ordeal of being known

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I think with Yor being so perceptive, she picks up on little things often (like we saw in ch 103). i believe this would impact loid more so than the usual person, because he is a spy and fakes every part of himself, so to be seen is simultaneously desirable and horrifying. like, it makes him torn between wanting to accept and reciprocate the love, or distancing himself so that it doesn't happen again.

thats mostly what the last panel is about, that dichotomy between 'omg this person noticed this about me, is this love' and 'oh shit this person noticed this about me, is this Doom'

just some thoughts i had🤪

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

[imma-dragon53]

You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”

Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”

[spoopdeedoop]

WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP !!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Into the pit? More like into the daddy issues

[loveaankilaq]

Fantasy books stop having arctic kingdoms of all blond hair blue eyed white people.