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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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I don't give a damn if you're part of the "Fuck them kids" movement, I don't care what your opinion is on having kids/dealing with kids. You as an adult have the responsibility to treat kids with basic human decency and basic kindness.

I am begging you to not let this generation mercilessly throw kids under the bus like the previous generation has done. We must be better.

Yes, go on that playground and take up any swings or playground equipment while telling kids ,who the playground is made for, no when they want to play on them. Very funny, very chaotic. I'm sure you look like a mature adult when you do this.

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"But I'm teaching them a lesson-" You are a grown adult that is telling kids to fuck off because you want to play on the swings. That was, get this, made for kids. What lessons do you think a kid is going to learn from this? How to take no as an answer when you are a grown adult who has more power over them socially and they can't do anything when you decide to take up? How about you learn to let kids be kids and get off the damn fucking swing when a kid asks you politely if they can play. You dickhead.

Yes, go on that playground and take up any swings or playground equipment while telling kids ,who the playground is made for, no when they want to play on them. Very funny, very chaotic. I'm sure you look like a mature adult when you do this.

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Yes, go on that playground and take up any swings or playground equipment while telling kids ,who the playground is made for, no when they want to play on them. Very funny, very chaotic. I'm sure you look like a mature adult when you do this.

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my favorite part about this is that this is more of an explanation than we ever got canonically

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what's your least favorite color

Not a fan of gneer and tunt, overrated.

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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A few more

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Some more:

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Y'all gotta look out for bird flu and I'm not kidding. My country got hit by it for a month this year from chicken farms and eggs became expensive and hard to find because it got so bad that chickens were dying in masses and people were getting sick. Farmers who used eggs as their primary source of income were going bankrupt with how rapid and quick this spread.

Don't risk it.

Why are chickens and canaries never enough for some people

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caitvi divorce this jayvik divorce that

meanwhile ekko:

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No longer human, no longer alive. Cold as a machine, yet intelligent as a person.

Okay but guys, the scene where Jayce and Vik hug and Viktor looks like THIS

This is NOT longing, not afffection --- this is resignation. This is a realization and immediate acceptance of "oh, this isnt important to me anymore. He cares so much and I did, too, in some far away past, but I dont reciprocate this anymore."

His return of the hug is indulgence, because its the appropriate thing to do, but it is not with any warmth. His priorities are forever altered. He cant even feel Jayce's warmth when he hugs him.

This is removed PITY.