#incorrect terry quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Terry: I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.

[abomination-unto-nuggan]

Vetinari: The dinosaurs did not "rule the Earth", they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly did not have.

[bruciemilf]

I need Terry and Jason to meet, but their dynamic has to be like this:

Jason: Monologues about how much he doesn’t want to reconcile with Bruce and the family while visiting for the 10th time that day

Terry:

[covehearted]

[sorinethemastermind]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[its-kapi-wara]

✨️ The Dragon Prince characters as yearbook quotes that I found on @boredpanda - Part. 1 ✨️

[harringroveera]

AU where Neil finds out about Billy and Steve

(Incorrect Harringrove + Gallavich Quotes)

[andygo34]

Daniel [reading]: A study says that in a group of friends there will always be a person that everyone has fallen in love with or had a crush on at some point...

Daniel:I wonder which one of us would be...

Johnny, Chozen and Mike [looking directly at Daniel]: No idea.

[noine-noine]

Holt, talking about Jake: So what's wrong with him? Terry, shrugging: Everyone has a different theory

[justhereforthecupcakes]

More incorrect quotes.

Johnny: Figured out what’s wrong with you — it’s called the Daniel LaRusso Derangement Syndrome. Basically anytime a normal guy gets within 25 feet of you they start going crazy and manhandling you like you’re their ex-girlfriend.

Daniel: … that’s not a thing!

Johnny: It’s a thing. *shrug* Would explain why Silver kidnapped you.

Daniel: Not every guy. Mr. Miyagi was never like that with me.

Johnny: Yeah, but he was, like, Chinese. Those guys have super ninja powers — prolly gave him immunity or something.

Samantha (rolling her eyes): He was Okinawan, and maybe it’s because he wasn’t a pig.

Johnny (glares at Samantha): You calling me a pig?

Samantha: Would explain why you still get crazy over my dad 😏

Johnny: …

[rainwalker-dragonblade29]

Aaravos: *Turns into island*

Aaravos: *turns human to trick Callum*

Meanwhile Claudia and Terry on island aaravos: Aaravos wheravos, where did he go? Aaravos wheravos, nobody knows!

[zephyr-ro-emenki]

Random Batfam Headcanon's #6:

BATMAN BEYOND EDITION!

The reason why we never see any of the various other Batfam members by the time of Batman Beyond (including Batfam members like Carrie Kelley from the Dark Knight Returns) is that either a majority of them have passed on, or they were aged out into retirement earlier than Bruce Was.

The only 2 Batfam members we see in the future timeline of Batman Beyond are Babs and Tim, with Babs as the new police Commissioner and Tim having been taken over by the Joker. But what about everyone else?

Steph and Cass, after retiring from Vigilantism, moved to Hong Kong together and have spent their days as the Chinese Equivalent of the Wayne's to Gotham, Billionaire philanthropists who have up to 10 adopted (and Biological) kids (who some may or may not have decided to pursue Vigilantism).

Damian has tried reviving the Batman Mantle, but changing times had him abandoning the ways taught by Bruce on how to be Batman, and reverting to killing his Rogues, and this led Bruce to come out of his initial retirement as Batman when the Batfam was still connected to him, in order to stop Damian. During their conflict, a newer rogue was able to get the drop on Damian and Killed him, leading to Bruce in a spiral of Grief that pushed the rest of the Batfam away with a permanent wedge, to fully return to the Batman Mantle until his body physically couldn't handle it anymore like see at the beginning of Batman Beyond.

Dick is either living in Blüdhaven, Jump City, or Star City, with a different scenario for Star City compared to the others. If he lives in Blüdhaven or Jump City, then he spends his time in retirement teaching and mentoring the newer generations of the Titans, maybe even advancing to police Commissioner of Blüdhaven for a time if he kept up with his cop career. He spends his days with a loving family around him, keeping himself busy to pass the time and stopping himself from reaching out to Bruce again.

Duke has actually taken the Nightwing route and was for a time a Justice League Member, with the Signal becoming a nationwide hero as during the time he joined there were lots of League level threats taking place on the East Coast that he participated in. Once he retired as the Signal, he decided to settle down in Philadelphia, close enough to Jersey that he could make a day trip to Gotham, far enough away he won't have to deal with Gotham problems.

Jason is unique in that he never fully retired, just moved and aged out of the active field jobs. Red Hood decided to move his operations out of Gotham and into New York amidst a great migration of New Yorker's to Gotham for development projects. There, he settled down in the most destute neighborhood at the time (Queens) and made it his mission to fix it up, keep it safe, and raise its status to being a safe neighborhood. He turned an Anti-Hero identity, who some still thought to be a crime boss, into a philanthropist identity synonymous with change and the improvement of the neighborhood. He's retired from active fights unless some of his men try to overthrow him from command, but he's settled down with a family of his own, a wife he met while in New York at a book store, and has kids of his own.

Carrie Kelley was Robin for a while alongside Bruce, and was Even Damian's Robin after Bruce stepped down, but she stepped down from the Robin roll in her Mid-20's after Bruce was forced to retire because of his age catching up to him. She went on to become a teacher, and still stopped by from time to time around the holidays to check up on Bruce alongside Babs. But when Terry Became Batman, she stopped coming around as often as she thought she wasn't needed anymore. She hasn't settled down yet, and the fact that she has been using her teachers salary to secretly build up her own Batsuit means she's been considering returning to Vigilantism alongside Terry as an older mentor on the field, making a mantle of her own so that she can continue soaring through the skies as a Hero.

[covehearted]

She would fit in with the friend group I feel it in my bones

[klinefelterrible]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I write very gay incorrect quote fanfics on tumblr on company time.

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Aaravos, who kidnapped Ethari to make a magical weapon for him: *being deceptively nice* You'll make this and I'll let you go afterwards, alright?

Ethari, depressed and not really caring about whether he p!sses him off or not: Nuh-uh

Claudia: *mildly impressed*

Terry: *snorts*

Aaravos, who is way too far into his plan for it to fail now: *not used to elves not doing as he says 'cause ✨Startouch Elf✨* ThE F*CK yOu mEaN "NUH-UH"