#incorrect terry quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Terry: I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[its-kapi-wara]

✨️ The Dragon Prince characters as yearbook quotes that I found on @boredpanda - Part. 1 ✨️

[harringroveera]

AU where Neil finds out about Billy and Steve

(Incorrect Harringrove + Gallavich Quotes)

[covehearted]

She would fit in with the friend group I feel it in my bones

[noine-noine]

Holt, talking about Jake: So what's wrong with him? Terry, shrugging: Everyone has a different theory

[ineffably-flynn]

Aziraphale: Crowley dear, why do you only ever listen to Queen?

Crowley: s'not my fault Angel, the Bentley turned all my CD's into Queen albums

God, narrating: Crowley had in fact left all his CD's in the Bentley on purpose, knowing that after about more than a fortnight, he'd have an excuse to listen to Queen, and only Queen. I mean, who doesn't love a few Best of Queen albums?

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Aaravos, who kidnapped Ethari to make a magical weapon for him: *being deceptively nice* You'll make this and I'll let you go afterwards, alright?

Ethari, depressed and not really caring about whether he p!sses him off or not: Nuh-uh

Claudia: *mildly impressed*

Terry: *snorts*

Aaravos, who is way too far into his plan for it to fail now: *not used to elves not doing as he says 'cause ✨Startouch Elf✨* ThE F*CK yOu mEaN "NUH-UH"

[an-gothamite-aka-zannalial]

Things without context that I want one of the batkids to say, whichever one might fit

" I've been training my whole life, breaking every bone in my body, taking every attack without a tear, trying to earn my place in the world of superheroes that takes no effort. Why is it my fault if they can't B "

" I will return from hell to finish what I started here, there is no word but "

" My training has been longer than how long you've been wearing that unoriginal costume "

" I want us to be together but it seems like the world doesn't want to give me a break "

" I hate myself because I still love you "

"Sometimes I forget that they are not my family, they are not people I can try to kill today and I will save them with my life tomorrow without any complaints "

"The secrets I keep from you are far more than what you all know about me combined "

"You shouldn't have helped me, look at everything getting ruined. This is the reason I like making plans to complete myself "

" Plans for various routes with dozens of backup plans that have my backup plans are ready for us to implement "

" I have far more enemies than I have ever made friends in my life "

" We are different, you can't compare me to you. You are the bright light that shines on them, the person who is a true hero. While I am a shadow of your and other people's light, I am destined to continue to see in darkness until the end of my life. But I will always be with you because of that"

" Why I helped you is actually simple, I'm just a shadow for someone like you. A shadow like me cannot exist without a light bright enough to create it, And the stronger the light shines, the bigger and stronger the shadow becomes "

" If I betray you I will betray my promise, but if I betray them then I will betray my mission and goals from the start "

" Since that incident I have promise to myself that the rest of my life will be dedicated to my mission, and you will not be able to change that no matter how much you try. "

" What motivates me is not something that should be used by anyone, because that would only curse that person "

" My love for you is something I can't give without consequences, I shouldn't be here after my mission was completed in the first place actually "

[aragaki]

The real reason why they wouldn’t let us meet Jeremy face to face in Step 3

[murderouspurplecinnamonrolls]

Ok hear me out

Charles Boyle would definitely have a grinder account. But he wouldn't know what it really was. He would just think it was a place to meet some new male friends.

And best of all his account name would be boyle_boyz

Here are some ways he could find out

1) he tells jake that he should get the app as a way to find new guys friends and Jake has to explain what the app really is

2) his wife sees it on his phone and asks for an explanation and he says he is just looking for new friends and she explains what it really is

3) Gina (enough said)

4) Rosa (also enough said)

Or literally any of his co-workers

[bruciemilf]

What do you think the batfams reaction would be to finding out Dick had an onlyfans?

Jason: Wish I could be shocked about this.

Bruce: As long as you're not a cop, anyrhing else is respectable. Daddy loves you.

Steph: Wait. Lex Luthor is subscribed to you? And thinks you're a chick just cause you only show feet? That's fucking hilarious

Tim: Isn't it weird to anyone else that we're rich as hell and still work?

Damian: Can I share your link to some of my classmates' fathers? I need blackmail.

Duke: if you cosplayed Nightwing, act like you have no idea who that is, you'll officially be the funniest here.

Cass: Have fun and be yourself

Terry: Your tag name is "CheeksOfSteel69"? Really?

[scalesthegecko]

It’s so them-coded (from the Memory Cards video)

[strangesthirdeye]

Flaming Sword 🔪🔥🔥

Crowley: didn't you have a flaming sword?

Aziraphale: *sweatdropped* err

Crowley: you do! It was flaming like anything. What happened to it?

Aziraphale:...

Crowley: lost it already, have you?

Aziraphale: *look away awkwardly* i gave it away

Crowley: YOU WHAT?!

Aziraphale: I gAvE iT aWaY!!!!

[loserinchrist-amen]

Ian: I would want you to come out

Mickey: okay

*later*

Mickey, to Terry: GUESS WHAT DADDY, I GET FUCKED IN THE ASS

Ian: NOT LIKE THAT

[noine-noine]

Jake: Do you trust me? Holt: No. Jake: I'll take that as a yes.