#danzen

[sijjelly]

cobra kai is just daniel's homoerotic rivals wanting him back and meeting eachother and being like "you wanna fuck daniel too?.. damn."

[andygo34]

*Daniel sleeps with one of them*

Mike: Watching you sleep calms me down.

Chozen: I love watching you sleep, Daniel LaRusso.

Terry: I like that image, you sleeping in my bed.

Johnny: Did you know that you drool when you sleep?

[kathrahender]

"You want to make everything LGBT" "They are married and with children" "They're enemies/rivals, wth?" "They don't see each other like that" "They are just friends" "They are like brothers/sisters" "They are in love with another person" "X character is straight" "Why can't two girls/two boys be friends?"

Those are only a few examples of comments people has done about shipping two girls/two boys together. And I'm so tired of reading again and again and again the same things. I'm not gonna lie, I tried to hold back my anger towards this topic, but I need to talk about this to feel better.

First, about the "You want to make everything LGBT". No, no. That's not true. We don't want to make everything LGBT. You are the one who wants to make everything straight. In every single show/movie I've watched there is at least one straight couple (most of the times there is more than one). And you know how many LGBT ships are in the same show? Yes? Exactly. Zero. One or two if the show is good enough to be inclusive. So please, stop with the "You want to make everything LGBT" argument because it's stupid and it makes no sense.

Secondly, about the "They are married and with children". So? What does that mean to you? Why does that matter? Last time I checked, divorce existed. And there are straight couples that divorced in real life, so I don't see a problem if the straight couples divorces in the show/movie. Is it a big deal in reality? No. Or you just don't like the "breaking up because falling in love with someone of the same sex" thing? Huh?

In third place, the "They're enemies/rivals". Ever heard about the enemies/rivals to lovers trope? And about the redemption/corruption arc? Because those are ways a ship like that can happen. And last time I checked, people don't care about the "enemy/rival" thing if the ship is straight. No one cared about the "enemies to lovers" in books like Shadow and Bone, Folk of the Air, Shatter Me or others. So that only matters if the ship is LGBT or what?

"They don't see each other like that". Well. You always saw your lover as your lover? Or first it was your rival, your friend, or someone who wasn't even in your inner circle? You saw them and you inmediatly became lovers or what? Because two characters can be rivals, friends, or people who don't know each other at first and then learn to love each other. Just. Exactly. Like. A. Straight. Couple. So, again, this is a dumb argument.

"They are just friends". Just like I said in the previous point, a boy/boy or girl/girl friendship can turn into love just like a boy/girl friendship can.

"They are like brothers/sisters". Let me ask you a question. They canonically said "I see you as a sister/as a brother"? Because if they didn't, you're just asuming things. You're just assuming they see each other as sisters/brothers because you don't bear them seeing each other romantically.

"They are in love with another person". Agaaaain. Were you always in love with one person? Did you marry the first person you loved or what? Or you liked/loved people until you found the person you actually wanted to be by your side forever? And just as you can fall in love with someone, you can stop loving them. So once again, this argument makes no sense.

"X character is straight". Well. I myself thought I was straight. My best female friend thought she was straight herself. My two best male friends thought they were straight themselves. And I ended up being pansexual, my best female friend turned out to be bisexual, and my two best male friends turned out to be bisexual/gay. Being married to a woman being a man or being married to a man being a woman doesn't mean they're straight. They could realize they are not straight but bisexual. Or pansexual. Or ace. Or whatever you want. But it's not something that cannot change. It's not something written in stone.

"Why can't two girls/two boys be friends?". And why a girl and a boy can't be just friends? Because almost every show has a main straight canon couple. Westallen, Olicity (The Flash, Arrow), Charles/Moira, Peter/MJ (Marvel), Darklina (Shadow and Bone), Stydia, Scallison (Teen Wolf), Deckerstar (Lucifer TV), Hinny (Harry Potter), Mileven (Stranger Things), Anidala, Obitine (Star Wars), Leorai, Apriltello (TMNT 2012)... And I could continue. And it is always the main couple. The main couple is always a girl and a boy. So I don't understand why can't you see that the ones that can't be just friends aren't two boys or two girls. The ones that always have to be romantically involved are a boy and a girl.

If you read this to the end, thank you. I hope you think the same as me. And if you don't, read it again and see some of the shows I mentioned. And please, think about what I said instead of being a close-minded person.

[danzendj]

I drew this Loid inspired by @/kiefer_garcia (Instagram) cosplay of him

[rosie-tyler]

POV: You're Chozen Toguchi 💜

[gjdraws]

they're fighting for your hand in marriage stupid

[abracazabka]

“average person has 3 karate rivals” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 0 karate rivals. Daniel LaRusso, who is Just A Little (Punchable) Guy & adopts homoerotic karate rivals on the daily, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[lukeeloover]

This is how all of Daniel Larusso's rivals see him

[sawthefaeriequeen]

Daniel Larusso.

[skeletonshower]

now why are these the faces he decides to make

[cookietastic]

Don't smoke or whatever. They, however-

[andygo34]

I need all the possible fanfics, dabbles, oneshots where Daniel arrives in time but is stabbed (and not necessarily dies but is seriously injured). Tbh, I just want to see everyone worried about him.😆😆😆

-I want Johnny feeling guilty for not being there with him in the middle of all that shit ("why did I have to go after Kreese?")

-More fics about Silver's reaction to seeing his Danny-boy hurt (he loves messing with him, he doesn't want him dead)

-Distressing fics about the Miyagi-Do boys seeing one of their Senseis hurt to THAT level (poor Sam, if something happens to her dad, she just 😭😭)

-Amanda and Anthony watching from the television.

-Redemption fic for Kwon, not knowing what to do as he truly understands how far he's come.

-Chozen seeing his Ride or Die that way (reminding him a little of how Daniel turned out after his fight with Silver)😭

-Kim would blame Kreese, she just wanted to bring honor to her grandfather's Dojo, not for one of her students to almost become a murderer.

-Kreese would still be Kreese, I imagine.

Among others, I just know that I need things like that.

[kathrahender]

Petition for AO3 to create an official "rivals to lovers" tag.

[danzendj]

First two sketches I did as practice with my tablet, Emiya and Muramasa

[rosie-tyler]

HONK BOOP

[robbyykeene]

I fixed it