#incorrect sonic the hedgehog quotes

[gravityglitch-blog]

(First meeting with movie Shadow)

Captain Walters: "What is that thing?!"

Gerald Robotnik: "A hedgehog...I think. But he was dead this morning."

Captain Walters: "He was dead this morning?!"

Gerald Robotnik: "We thought he was dead, he was stuck inside an asteroid!"

Maria Robotnik (reaching out for Shadow):

"I like him!"

The Lilo and Stitch parallels are right there, I can't help it.

This is from the second movie, "Stitch Has a Glitch." I can't find official lyrics for the song playing in this scene, but the clearest part I can hear is,

"When it's hard to stand, you can take my hand

I will love you

I will love you always"

...

I feel like that fits Maria and Shadow pretty well, too

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Tails: The only thing that turns me on is rocket science.

[blahlahblash]

can it please be December 20th right now because AHHHHHHH

Edit: for context this is a random incorrect quote 😭

[fabuloustrash05]

Tom: Who’s Rouge?

Sonic: Knuckles’ girlfriend.

Maddie: Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: She’s not my girlfriend.

Tom: How long has this been going on?!

Tails: Four months.

Knuckles: She’s NOT my girlfriend.

Maddie: So let me get this straight, for the last four months Tom and I have been asking you three “what’s new” and none of you thought to tell us that Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Clark: I was breastfed actually.

Bruce: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

getting grounded speedrun

[artsyannierose]

gen z asf wedding

…this has to be the stupidest thing ive ever made

[vespavespa]

[podridoss]

another incorrect quote with these uglies I hate them

[sonic-but-make-it-incorrect]

Knuckles: Truth or dare?

Sonic: Dare.

Knuckles: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room right now.

Sonic: Hey Amy?

Amy, blushing: Yes?

Sonic: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Shadow.

[gravityglitch-blog]

Shadow: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."

Sonic: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

[akarisandraws]

NEW PART OF THE INKTOBER SAGA IS UP!! -> https://youtu.be/9ISPG0VUBU4

Meanwhile i'll leave you with a classic for day 18~

[theocddiaries]

Sonic: There's someone at school who's making Tails' life miserable. Shadow: What happened? Sonic: I don't know; he won't tell me. But he's more anxious than I've seen him in a long time. Can you take him to class today, please? Shadow: Why me??? Sonic: Because if I go, I'll lose it. You know me. I don't want to make it worse for him. Shadow: Yeah, you’re right. When that kid's involved, you can’t control yourself… Sonic: Exactly. So, you take him to school today? Shadow: But the kid hates me. Sonic: Please, Shads, it’s just dropping him off and leaving. It’s not that hard. --- Tails: I’m late for class. Shadow: …I know. I can read the time. Tails: Doesn’t look like it, because I’m late for class. Shadow [takes a slow breath]: Alright, I’m sorry, okay? Tails: At least you could write me an excuse. That’s what Sonic does. Shadow: Then you should’ve asked him before I had to drag you out of the house before we would be even more late. Principal: Well, look who’s late. Are you his brother? Tails: Ew, no. Shadow: No, no-- Principal: Honestly, I’m not surprised you’re denying it. Shadow: No, I'm no denying anything, he's really not-- Principal: I’d deny it too, seeing how the kid turned out. All he does is disrupt class and waste his classmates’ time. But what can you expect from a child who was basically feral until he was four? I imagine he’s driving you crazy at home too. [grabs Tails by the hand]: Off to class now-- Shadow [steps in front of them, blocking the way]: No, no. Excuse me, what did you just say about the kid? You know what, instead of going to class, why don’t we go see the principal and get their opinion on your teaching methods? Tails [whispers]: She is the principal. Shadow: Oh… Well, then I’ll say it to your face. Do you think it’s appropriate to insult your students? He’s just a kid. If your self-esteem is so low that you’re personally offended by him being smarter than you and everyone else in this dump of a building, then go to therapy. Don’t give him a complex. The reason we’re late is because you’ve got him so terrified and anxious that he barely wants to come here anymore. Got it? Shadow [grabs Tails by the hand and pulls him close, then picks him up]: And just so you know, if this kid wants to be an aerospace engineer, a mechanical physicist, or invent a whole new career, he’ll do it. Because my brother has the brains for that and more. [walks to the door]. Tails: You know what I want to be when I grow up??? Shadow: Of course I do; you talk about it all the time. Tails: And you called me your brother? Shadow: …Do you want to talk about that or go get some ice cream? Tails: Ice cream. [A while later, they return home] Sonic: Why are you back so early? Tails: Shadow got into it with the principal. Sonic: What? Shadow: I’ll explain later… If the school doesn’t call you to explain first. Sonic: What happened??? Tails: We left after Shadow told her off and left her speechless. It was awesome. [tugs on Sonic’s arm to bring him down to his level]: Can you date Shadow forever, please?? Shadow: That depends on how he takes the fact that I got you kicked out of school. Sonic: You got kicked out?? Tails: In his defense, we walked out. Sonic: Okay, um… Hey, why don’t you go check on the food in the kitchen, and you’ll tell me about it later? Tails [nods and leaves] Sonic [smirking]: So I’m the one who can’t keep it together when the kid’s involved? Shadow: …Shut up.

Part 1

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."

Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."

Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".

Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".

Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. Casey: I was breastfed actually. Donnie: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

[coockie8]

Sonic, just woke up, fur messy, voice rough: Hey babe :)

Shadow, seething with horny rage: You think this is okay? You think you're just allowed to be this fucking hot, huh? What if I fucking killed you!?

Sonic, still half asleep: wot??????????