#incorrect scrubs quotes

[oatmilk-vampire]

Asking the Scrubs characters their pronouns

JD: He/him! Thank you so much for ask-- (*off-camera* "uh, Betty? they’re she/her, remember?") Wait, don't listen to him! I'm a guy! He/him! He/him!

Dr. Cox: Asking someone's pronouns implies you care about them, and you don't know me so you can't care about me and even if you did know me I still don't want you to care about me; oh, but don't just go assuming pronouns either, bucko, because if you try to put any one person in a box I will put you in a box and that box will be six feet under. Do you understand me? *Saunters away without ever answering the question*

Carla: Oh, uh... She/Her.

Elliot: *On the verge of tears* Is it not obvious? She/Her.

Turk: Oh, nah, man. I'm not like that. No pronouns for me, I'm normal.

Todd: Thanks for asking, ally-five! My pronouns are let/me/she/them/tidd/ies. Haha! Pun-five!

Jordan: *Stares at you* She/Her. Don't even ask me about my son's, I haven't decided yet.

Molly: She/they :)

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Jason: Burn down the building.

Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

[eiraeths]

[in a church]

ghost: i’m gonna kill you

soap: [looks up] you hear that? he said he’s gonna kill me. get his ass

[kermit-the-hag]

Steve: Why are we lying on the ground?

Dustin: You got knocked unconscious so I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Diana : You can deny you like him all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Bruce and watch him sleep.

Clark : It would be impossible for me to lie next to Bruce. He sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of his own wings.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?

Karlach: Yeah.

Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?

Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Girl problems?

Wanda: … How did you know?

Y/N: You look like you’ve got problems. You’re a girl.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I love you. Emma: I thought I annoyed you. Regina: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Emma: Same. I love you too.

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Stiles: You actually rank the pack by their appearance??

Peter: Calm down, two.

[arami-004]

Zoro: We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kids, stupid cook.

Sanji: Our kids? Marimo, we’re not married.

Zoro: Dude, we’re a little married.

Sanji: I know. I love it.

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Jason: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Roy: We're a little married.

Jason: I know.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2626

We trust you, Lae'zel, just please put down the sword. (Dialogue from Scrubs.)

[bipolareffigy]

If Deadpool & Wolverine were a musical…

Logan: We're closer than the average man and wife.

Wade: That's why our matching bracelets say Bub and Peanut

Logan: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...

Wade: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Logan: Whoa whoa! I just ripped out his appendix.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Michaela: You know, if I was married to Francesca, I’d be more supportive.

John: …You know you said that out loud, right?

Michaela: I’m not ashamed of who I am!

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: Yeah, my dad may be an asshole but he was always good to our pool boy. I mean, sure, he was always yelling at him, but it was always out of sight. He never fired him, not even once, not even when he kidnapped my dad and took him to Hawaii that one time.

Robin: Uh, Steve. . .