#incorrect scrubs quotes

[oatmilk-vampire]

Asking the Scrubs characters their pronouns

JD: He/him! Thank you so much for ask-- (*off-camera* "uh, Betty? they’re she/her, remember?") Wait, don't listen to him! I'm a guy! He/him! He/him!

Dr. Cox: Asking someone's pronouns implies you care about them, and you don't know me so you can't care about me and even if you did know me I still don't want you to care about me; oh, but don't just go assuming pronouns either, bucko, because if you try to put any one person in a box I will put you in a box and that box will be six feet under. Do you understand me? *Saunters away without ever answering the question*

Carla: Oh, uh... She/Her.

Elliot: *On the verge of tears* Is it not obvious? She/Her.

Turk: Oh, nah, man. I'm not like that. No pronouns for me, I'm normal.

Todd: Thanks for asking, ally-five! My pronouns are let/me/she/them/tidd/ies. Haha! Pun-five!

Jordan: *Stares at you* She/Her. Don't even ask me about my son's, I haven't decided yet.

Molly: She/they :)

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Alternative Titans Tower scene

Jason, wearing his original Robin suit (that’s sized up to ‘fit’ him: Do you remember me?

Tim: Did you seriously think I was gonna be scared seeing you wear panties?

Jason: what?

Tim: Like Jesus Christ I’m 13. I don’t want to see you wearing underwear. I can see the outline of your di-

Jason: wait no-

Tim: Like everything just hanging there. Did you even look in the mirror before coming here?

Jason: No- that’s not the point.

Tim: God dude. I looked up to you and now I have to see this? It’s gonna be in my goddamn brain forever. I’m gonna close my eyes and it’s gonna be you in those fucking short-

Jason: Can we move on?

Tim: I don’t even think I can. It’s just stuck in my brain now. I’m not gonna look at Robin the same way now and I’m goddamn Robin. God. Do I start avoiding my reflection now? Dr. Freeze is gonna be a nightmare. It’s gonna be like one of those mirror mazes but with pictures of your di-

Jason: Are you done?

Tim: God no. They warned you never meet your hero’s but never because you had to see them in some scaly panties. Seriously I can see you asscrack from he-

Jason, cocking riffle: Okay you’re done.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Jason: Burn down the building.

Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

[eiraeths]

[in a church]

ghost: i’m gonna kill you

soap: [looks up] you hear that? he said he’s gonna kill me. get his ass

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [266/?]

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: Okay, we have to find a way out of here. Spite: Burn down. The building. Lucanis: I have an idea, but we're going to need a wyvern. Rook: Wyverns and arson, that's all I ever get from you two.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: I think I need to be alone right now. Glinda, turns to Elphaba: Thanks for being alone with me, Elphie.

[kermit-the-hag]

Steve: Why are we lying on the ground?

Dustin: You got knocked unconscious so I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Diana : You can deny you like him all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Bruce and watch him sleep.

Clark : It would be impossible for me to lie next to Bruce. He sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of his own wings.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?

Karlach: Yeah.

Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?

Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Girl problems?

Wanda: … How did you know?

Y/N: You look like you’ve got problems. You’re a girl.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I love you. Emma: I thought I annoyed you. Regina: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Emma: Same. I love you too.

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Jason: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Roy: We're a little married.

Jason: I know.

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Stiles: You think I enJOY being a mother hen to you little shits?

Cora:

Isaac:

Derek:

Erica:

Boyd:

Stiles: OK, fine, it's like crack to me.

[arami-004]

Zoro: We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kids, stupid cook.

Sanji: Our kids? Marimo, we’re not married.

Zoro: Dude, we’re a little married.

Sanji: I know. I love it.