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oldwitchsleep · 3 months

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could not help myself

#i would have liked to see the blond on blond violence that would errupt on stage if this actually happened #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #incorrect iwtv quotes

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delzinrowe · 10 months

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incorrect jjk quotes [8/?]

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padfoot-lupin77 · 4 months

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(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

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emolionsrawr · 4 months

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gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?

buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things

gerrard: what is it buckley?

buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement

gerrard: you fucking fa-

bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse

gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*

chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass

hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before

buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!

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nerdynuala · 7 months

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Taking the first steps of my not-so-slow but definitely steady descent into a new hyperfixation fandom

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freddie-77-ao3 · 4 months

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Annabeth: Percy annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Grover: But there's nothing special about tomorrow? Annabeth: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.

#pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo series #incorrect quotes #percabeth #canon percabeth #fanon makes it better #sort of what happened in staff of hermes #annabeth chase #percy jackson #grover underwood #jokes on annabeth there IS actually something special tomorrow #girlie got so busy doing something she forgot her own birthday

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l3viat8an · 1 year

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*Games night in Levi’s room*

Mammon: Damn this game is crazy!

MC: Crazy?

MC & Levi:*In perfect sync* I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy?-

Mammon: What the fuck is wrong with you two????

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miyatalksshit · 2 years

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me: so like,,, i am really articulated when it comes to writing!!!

my friend: really? i like the works in which character a loves character b and character c notices it and-

me: and they fuck!

my friend: what the absolute fuck,,,

#desiblr #desi #desi tag #incorrect quotes #indian gen z #incorrect quotes but they actually happened #like damn

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shipspainfulships · 2 months

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James: *wearing a green tie*

Sirius: ...Prongs?

James: Yeah mate?

Sirius: whose tie are you wearing?

James: mine? What are you- *looks down*

*Regulus comes in with a red tie in his hands*

Sirius: Reggie! Where did you find James' tie.....and where is yours?

James: 🧍🏾‍♂️

Regulus: 🧍🏻‍♂️

#marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards from the 70s #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #this actually happened i was the tie #Sirius Black #hes so oblivious help #i love him #starchaser #sunseeker

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incorrect-league-of-villains · 6 months

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Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now????#i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS]#like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive???#hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

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your-royal-momoness · 1 year

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Zuko: I’m asking for permission to date your brother

Katara: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.

#this is actually what happened when Zuko and katara dueled it just wasn’t central to aang’s narrative #atla #trashbending #avatar the last airbender #Zuko #katara #zukka #incorrect quotes #incorrect avatar quotes

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dawnthefox24 · 8 months

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Vincent: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Rody: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Vincent: *feels his face heat up*I— Vincent: *looks away from Rody clearing his throat a bit*I don’t know the correct answer to that question, and please don't ever say that again Rody...

#dead plate #dead plate game #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #you know this happened #this happened once #incorrect quotes #actually this is very correct

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devrxes · 25 days

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Emily: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching JJ speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

#criminal minds #jemily #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect quotes #incorrect emily prentiss #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #this actually happened

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mvltifxndomchaos · 30 days

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Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Lockwood: What? I don’t have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Lockwood: Oh my god, you have Lucy.

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#incorrect quotes #source: unknown #probably correct actually #locklyle #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co incorrect quotes #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #i bet this happened asp honestly #lockwood and lucy #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #incorrect lucy carlyle #incorrect anthony lockwood

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miwiromantics · 3 months

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Nancy teaching mike how to drive: Okay mike, you're driving and you see Steve and Will on the road; what do you hit? Mike: Steve, definitely, I would never hurt Will Nancy: Nancy: The brakes, Michael, you hit the brakes

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lendiel · 3 months

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*After the first kinslaying in Alqualonde*

Feanor: Am I going too far?

Finarfin: No, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you‘re going to prison.

#silmarillion #tolkien #feanaro #feanor #finarfin #arafinwe #curufinwe #incorrect silm quotes #actually no #that‘s what happened #alqualonde

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