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[lendiel]

*After the first kinslaying in Alqualonde*

Feanor: Am I going too far?

Finarfin: No, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you‘re going to prison.

[lendiel]

Fingon: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Maedhros: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.

Maglor: Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Caranthir: my will to live. I haven‘t seen this in years.

Curufin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Celegorm: mental stability, my old friend!

Fingon: Gods, could you guys lighten up a little?

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Beleg: You don‘t want Turin to die.

Beleg: I don‘t want Turin to die.

Beleg: so now we gotta make sure that Turin doesn‘t want Turin to die.

Thingol: Fantastic plan. But have you met Turin?

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Elrond: „Can I go ride my bike outside?“

Maedhros: „Do what you want. I‘m not your dad“

Maedhros, running outside two minutes later:

„Not in the street!“

[lendiel]

Fingon: „And remember guys, murder is never the answer.“

Maedhros, solemnly: „murder is the question.“

Celegorm, not missing a beat: „and the answer is yes“

[lendiel]

Maglor, doing a crossword puzzle:

„What is a 6 letter word for ‚end‘?“

Maedhros, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod and Amras simulataneously:

„Murder.“

Fingon: „It‘s ‚finale‘ you psychopaths.“

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*Fingolfin wakes up*

Fingolfin: „Where am I?“

Feanor, saracstically: „Heaven.“

Fingolfin: „Oh.“

Fingolfin: „ didn‘t think you‘d be here.“

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Curufin: „… are you mad?“

Celegorm: „no.“

Curufin: „so sharpening your knives at 2am is just a new hobby now?“

[lendiel]

„I try to avoid shit because my temper can go from 0 to life in prison in 2 seconds.“

- Maedhros to his brothers at any point

(He snapped shortly after)

[lendiel]

“A king is he that can hold his own, or else his title is vain”, yes, Maedhros?

[lendiel]

Nerdanel: You guys need a hobby

Caranthir: I have a hobby.

Nerdanel: Being bitter isn't a hobby.

Maglor: I have a hobby as well.

Nerdanel: Listening to sad music isn't a hobby either.

Maedhros: What about procrastinating? Does that count?

Nerdanel: I give up.

[lendiel]

Galadriel: I wish I had the ability to make my crushes nervous.

Aredhel: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick.

[lendiel]

Celegorm: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Maglor: I have a list. It's twelve pages long and alphabetized.

[lendiel]

so i was compelled to make a thing about this

[lendiel]

Nerdanel: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision how drunk would you be?

Maglor: A little tipsy

Maedhros: Very drunk.

Celegorm: dead.

[lendiel]

Turin: I live for two reasons.

Beleg: And that would be?

Turin: I was born and I haven't died yet.

[lendiel]

Maedhros: I need you to swear -

Caranthir: fuck

Maedhros: ...no. I meant like promise