#incorrect lego movie quotes

[totally-correct-lego-movie]

Rex: Why is our entire house baby proofed?? I had to click a piece of plastic to open the cupboard and couldn't charge my phone... ... Lucy? Is there something--

Lucy: Hey! Don't look at me, I don't know either!!

Rex: ... Emmet--??

Emmet: I just learned that 100% of household accidents happen at home!! I'm just taking precautions okay??

Rex:

Lucy:

Emmet: You're welcome.

[shaampoo]

it would be so funny if Emmet, who has been to the realm of the man upstairs, just casually drops some random man upstairs lore like

Emmet: Did you know that The Man Upstairs is Will Ferrel?

Lucy: Emmet please

also it would be funny if like that was the case for Rex too

Rex: god has left us

Some guy: Aw dont think like th-

Rex: No i meant like literally, he left us with his two children

Some more quotes because i can

Emmet: so like since I'm a self-insert of Finn does that mean I'm a child of the man upstairs?

Benny: Emmet, wtf

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Rex: So like, one of the reasons the apocalypse happened was because two children were fighting, like, i spent 5 years under a dryer because two kids had a disagreement wtf

Some random guy Rex sat next to at a cafe: *slowly dials 911 (not only because Rex sounds crazy but also because he's a wanted criminal XD)*

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Emmet: I cant believe im a self insert *remembers his life in Bricksburg* i mean if im gonna be a self insert at least make my life intresting

Emmet remembering hes living in Apocalypseburg: Actually nevermind

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Emmet: Oh my gods

Mayhem: Uh, dont you my "oh my god?"

Emmet: There are 4 gods

Mayhem: what

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Rex: I mean it was bad, but i learned some new phrases like "its morbin time" apparently people say that when they're about to do something cool,

Benny: What does that mean??

Rex: Idk

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Rex: Hey, i like your shoelaces

Emmet: Oh thanks i stole them from the president

Mayhem: Why would you steal from the president??

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Rex: its really weird that while we have lives children are making us do this like ??? if they wanted me to dress in a pink dress, they just, make me do it! And they somehow make it make sense that I'm in a dress!

Unikitty: Rex, its 3 am,

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[incorrectbatfam]

Cassandra: I only work in black! And sometimes very, very dark gray!

[chaoticace2005]

Vox: Save your little project or fight your greatest enemy. You can’t do both!

Alastor: I’m sorry… what did you just say?

Vox: You can’t do both?

Alastor: No! I mean the other thing.

Vox: Save the hotel or fight your greatest enemy?

Alastor: HA! You think you’re my greatest enemy?

Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!

Alastor: HA! No I’m not.

Vox: Yes you are!

Alastor: No I’m not.

Vox: YES YOU ARE! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?

Alastor: Lucifer.

Vox: No he doesn’t!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: WHO?!

Alastor: Look my chum, I’d say I don’t currently have AN enemy. I am harassing a few different people.

Vox: What?!

Alastor: I like to fight around!

Vox: Okay okay, look. Im fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that. But what we have is special. So when people ask you who’s your number one rival you say?!

Alastor: Susan.

Vox: NO! Are you seriously saying there is nothing- NOTHING special about our relationship?

Alastor, our aroace king: Woah! My dear, I don’t do “ships!”

Vox: What?

Alastor: As in “relationships”, there is no us.

Vox, immediately after Alastor leaves: *sobs and cuts his photo out of a group photo*

[autism-autobot]

Ao Lie: Your elemental power is: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: I'm sorry, what was that?

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: Okay, so, just to recap...

Mei: Ice (Macaque temporarily)

Mei: Water (Sandy)

Mei: Earth (Sun Wukong)

Mei: Fire (Red Son)

Mei: Lightning (MK: "a lightning button")

Mei: and...

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

[kagetxiga]

MASTERLIST

INCORRECT QUOTES: NINJAGO

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Police: you are under arrest for riding a dragon with 7 people onboard

Lloyd: wait- did you just say 7?

Police: yes, 7 people-

Kai: WE LOST Y/N

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Cole: hey, have any of you seen my ca-

*the whole gang standing there in the kitchen eating coles cake*

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*texting*

Y/n: yknow youre really pretty Nya

Nya: aw tysm!

Y/n: howd you know i have autism

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Zane: it apears we have lost Kai

Pixel: no fear, ill find him-

Jay: I HATE Y/N!!

*from a distance*

Kai: FUCK YOU

Jay: found him

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Kai: is that a snake!?

Lloyd: WHERE.

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Y/n: nice catch cole!

Cole: im literally a ghost, i cant touch

Y/n: i know. (On the floor with a sprained ankle)

Lloyd: i told you to catch her!

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Movie!Jay: the day Cole stops listening to music is the end.

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Cole: i guess not only did Skylor steal your powers but she stole your heart!-

Kai: we’re literally in a cell Cole, nows not the time-

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A/n: have this while you wait for more fics

Thank you!

-K.T

[star-rot]

any uhhh. lego enjoyers

[threemoonwatchers]

Movie!Zane: Nice day to be young and made of skin, don’t’cha think?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: A true ninja knows when to fight, and when to become one with their surroundings.

Donnie: *hides behind a tree*

Mikey: *lays in a patch of flowers*

Raph: *holds a rock in front of his head*

Leo: You are all terrible ninjas.

[resident-wof-expert]

Fatespeaker: The NightWings aren't evil! They make so many great things!

Fatespeaker: Like music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history scrolls, voting machines…

Fatespeaker: Wait a minute...

[totally-correct-lego-movie]

Unikitty: LUCY!!! YOU AND EMMET CAN'T GET A DIVORCE!!! 😭

Lucy: ... We aren't married.

Unikitty: No... I'm too late...!!

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day but as Lego Batman incorrect quotes:

Lego Joker: Me? Evilly scheming an evil scheme in my evil scheme room for evil scheming of evil schemes that I evil scheme in the evil scheme room for evil schemes? I would never scheme of it.

Lego Batman: Fucking liar.

[rinkunokoisuru]

Happy New Year lol

The real answer is that he's going to practice his comedy

Based on this post by @almostaccurateninjagoquotes

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Anakin: We are gonna steal the codes from Yularen.

Ahsoka, frowning: Steal?

Anakin: Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Yoda said that.

Ahsoka: Are we sure Yoda said that?

Anakin: I'm paraphrasing

[callsign-daydream]

Hondo: Mav’s been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time. Rooster: He has aged phenomenally.